DailyBumps100ThreadsOfClickbait (Part 100!)

[coolusername1236]

The robot footage was ridiculous. The thing looks and sounds like wall-e.

He had on Instagram the boys being boys and dancing to his music. Those onesies are ridiculous, too
The way he described the gramaphone .. Yikes hope you don't have to describe anything ..oh wait.. Eyes to side..hear that!!! This is my album.. Side eyes .. 14 originals.. Side eyes.. Describing our relationship.. Side eyes.. Never been discussed in the vlog.. Side eyes
Umm, that's because other people wrote those songs

They probably already have a horse.

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Imagine them describing to the kids hows babies are made. *Shiver*

[coolusername1236]

The robot footage was ridiculous. The thing looks and sounds like wall-e.

He had on Instagram the boys being boys and dancing to his music. Those onesies are ridiculous, too
The way he described the gramaphone .. Yikes hope you don't have to describe anything ..oh wait.. Eyes to side..hear that!!! This is my album.. Side eyes .. 14 originals.. Side eyes.. Describing our relationship.. Side eyes.. Never been discussed in the vlog.. Side eyes
Umm, that's because other people wrote those songs

They probably already have a horse.

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Now,I love me some Cozmo. Cozmo's been my buddy for over a year. I bought one not long after he was introduced and have been keeping up with his program upgrades. He's a REALLY cool little AI that adapts and learns. He has facial recognition, emotional responses, and is programmable with codes. He's not appropriate for small children, though. Teens and adults will enjoy it more.[/quote]Where do you think their cozmo will be in a year?

I guess Bryan wont need friends if she buys him every robot on the market.

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Where do we think their Cozmo will be in a week? Lol


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk[/quote] In their 'secret' basement

[coolusername1236]

I am dying. Missy looked freaked out by the horses. Everytime a horse would move a little suddenly, she kept jumping back or making squeals. What the heck is that?! I thought she was used to horses and grew up with them. So awkward. They stuck out like sore thumbs!

And horses aren't exactly the animals you want to be skitzy and ditzy around. But surely Printheth Misery knows this with all her grand experience! I am guessing her experience boils down to a sock drawer full of My Pretty Ponies or that time, once when she was little and a neighbor had a horse that she creepily watched through her window. lol

This will give way to great vlog titles: Princess Trapped on Horse, Rushed to the ER after horse fall, Morning Sickness on a Horse, Tragic Horse Accident (when missy slips and falls barefoot in horseshit), etc.. It will take one good fall and the horse will be given away like the kitty. Of course they will talk about all the training they do and how interested and involved they are, but the damn horse is just unteachable and they 'had' to get rid of it.
Just in case be on the look out for the horse crate next to Lunas in 2018. lol

'Newborn baby falls off horse!'

[natalka81]

Apart from the fact that this "viral" video was so obviously staged, I don't even really get why we're supposed to think it's so special. Don't a lot of kids sneak out at night and look for Santa? How is this in any way particularly remarkable? I can kind of see the appeal of the video of Ollie helping Finn "escape" from his crib (if it weren't completely set up, of course) but this just seems to fall flat, even with the extra energy spent in setting it up just right. I am I missing something?

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#1 the cameras everywhere.. Hope they nix those once the boys hit puberty.. The lack of privacy is disgusting

In the vlog, the boys came in the room on Christmas morning. Which most kids do.. Whats so amazing in the video? That Finn hasn't fallen out of the tree house door yet!

The fb post had 18 comments .. People know this shit is staged, bryan.

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[laughsatytfame]

Funny thing is these two have the the time, money and equipment to have made this video look real, but because they lack any kind of commitment and brain power they put out this crap. Maybe it gets the ooos and awws from the 10 and under crowd, but thinking they would fool anyone with common sense is hilarious. I think we will see more and more of this as it gets harder to make the big bucks just by being lazy fools with a video camera.

We should all invest in popcorn because their desperation to stay relevant will be better than Chris Crocker's Britney Meltdown. lol

[coolusername1236]

Just something I noticed.

In 1 hour, DB video today got 30 something views. Another youtuber got 87k views in 1 hour. He has 1 million less subscribers than them.

This is unnecessary, and doesn't really mean anything, but I just felt like saying it.

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Just something I noticed.

In 1 hour, DB video today got 30 something views. Another youtuber got 87k views in 1 hour. He has 1 million less subscribers than them.

This is unnecessary, and doesn't really mean anything, but I just felt like saying it.

I think somethings up with the count. They had 83 views and 3k likes and 66 dislikes when I watched around 4pm eastern time

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[lmmomSD]

I am dying. Missy looked freaked out by the horses. Everytime a horse would move a little suddenly, she kept jumping back or making squeals. What the heck is that?! I thought she was used to horses and grew up with them. So awkward. They stuck out like sore thumbs!

I may just have to watch this. It might just be worth it to see "thuper experienthed" Missy being jumpy around horses even though she grew up with them. I remember my mom laughing her ass off because I was all of 4'10 and bossing these big horses around. Missy rode a clompy trail horse in Hawaii and got all fussy about mud getting on herself.

And she is going to ride... This is ALL about some girly princess fantasy.

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[tintin15]

Haven't watched in a while and don't feel like it. Is the boys sharing a room because they suddenly like each other, or is it a sign that it's baby-making time? Or does the horse get its own room?

[TChristine]

Random observation,
I don't ever watch Cassie's channel but I watched her What I got for Christmas video and was pleasantly surprised. Her positivity was refreshing when all im used to seeing is pissy Missy. I feel like she does talk a little bit differently though...I can put my finger on what it is though. I'm glad to see she's happy with her bf. As others have said, she's always seemed better with the boys than B & Mand growing up living under Missy's shadow I wish her happiness.

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[tintin15]

Random observation,
I don't ever watch Cassie's channel but I watched her What I got for Christmas video and was pleasantly surprised. Her positivity was refreshing when all im used to seeing is pissy Missy. I feel like she does talk a little bit differently though...I can put my finger on what it is though. I'm glad to see she's happy with her bf. As others have said, she's always seemed better with the boys than B & Mand growing up living under Missy's shadow I wish her happiness.

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I think Cassie is a genuinely happy, decent person. Missy is pretty bitter, spoiled, and rude. Cassie definitely has a different air about her because of this.

[lex_3859]

dear god theyre shopping for horses

[mrsglittersparkles]

Sorry for posting again, but was it really necessary for Brook to take those pictures of Ollie and Finn? (On Insta)
They seem like pictures B&M could talke themselves but nooooo.

Hahahhaha right!? Gotta get that shameless plug. Anyone watch Brooke’s instastories in the past? What a pretentious fake bitch. Fits in well with the tryhard LUMPS


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[lmmomSD]

Random observation,
I don't ever watch Cassie's channel but I watched her What I got for Christmas video and was pleasantly surprised. Her positivity was refreshing when all im used to seeing is pissy Missy. I feel like she does talk a little bit differently though...I can put my finger on what it is though. I'm glad to see she's happy with her bf. As others have said, she's always seemed better with the boys than B & Mand growing up living under Missy's shadow I wish her happiness.

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I think Cassie is a genuinely happy, decent person. Missy is pretty bitter, spoiled, and rude. Cassie definitely has a different air about her because of this.

This.

100% this. Cassie is a happy, caring person. Missy is not.

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[cat9480]

Haven't watched in a while and don't feel like it. Is the boys sharing a room because they suddenly like each other, or is it a sign that it's baby-making time? Or does the horse get its own room?

They claim it’s baby making time #soon, but really it seems to be a matter of convenience. Ollie was apparently scared to sleep alone in his room and kept coming into their room...and Finn was only gonna last so much longer in his crib cage (uh...I mean....tent ). She figured Ollie would help Finn transition to a big bed, and Finn would keep Ollie company so he would stop bugging her.

But I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if they gave Finnwho’s room to the horse.


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[honeybear]

Wow I got such a big brother vibe. Why do they have so many cameras in their house? And one pointing DIRECTLY in their bed? Why? They aren't newborns... That is just creepy to me. They have ZERO privacy. I wouldn't be surprised if they had one in the bathroom too. :/

I understand safety, but that is just overkill. I'd feel so uncomfortable if I was a guest in their home, knowing my every single move is recorded and watching me sleep.... very creepy.

[lmmomSD]

Wow I got such a big brother vibe. Why do they have so many cameras in their house? And one pointing DIRECTLY in their bed? Why? They aren't newborns... That is just creepy to me. They have ZERO privacy. I wouldn't be surprised if they had one in the bathroom too. :/

I understand safety, but that is just overkill. I'd feel so uncomfortable if I was a guest in their home, knowing my every single move is recorded and watching me sleep.... very creepy.

They spy on their house sitters too. I can understand that if you hire someone, but don't they usually use one of Missy's ubiquitous cousins? I think it's creepy. And rude.

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[ewokfan11]

Missy is weird. Her reaction to the horses was terrible - she was so nervous! Then when she described meeting the horse it seemed like she was only looking for someone/something to LOVE her. She needs therapy...not a horse.

[lmmomSD]

Missy is weird. Her reaction to the horses was terrible - she was so nervous! Then when she described meeting the horse it seemed like she was only looking for someone/something to LOVE her. She needs therapy...not a horse.

I think that's why she likes infants. Since she breastfeeds, the babies are dependent on her. That _feels_ like they love her best.

Just my.armchair psychology.

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