The Lindquists: Welcome to hELLE | Part 2

[BeepBoop28]

Elle’s budget plan:

Marry a hard working passive man. Control the pocketbook.
Get pregnant ASAP (“on honeymoon” ).
Start YT and create a giving back fund that you steal money from.
Beg companies to send you products, then resell on FB marketplace.
Any “necessities” repeatedly tag the companies until they send you free samples.
Shop 5x (+) per week and claim minimalism, horde items in basement and garage.




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Hilarious but totally accurate!

As notabloggerbpoints out - mentioning her shortcomings but ignores her privileges. Also - id have to look into it but I feel like her OSAP loans would be paid out differently if she were living on her own and that low income. A lot of what she got would be grants or bursaries I believe

[Margie]

#ellesstupidenglish around 5:38ish in today’s vlog.... the way she pronounces cocoa.... coco-ah?!?! WTF?! She’s a raging idiot. Also, worth noting: her ridiculously terrible form during workouts, she harps on dans parenting while she was busy working out “did you know? Did you know?” Like Elle parents any better?! She’s also an amazing Christian.. she’s sure to document her bible study AS WELL AS her current podcast episode she’s enjoying, which she makes sure the entrance to the podcast is what is audible during that clip #christiangoals

I find it incredibly disgusting that she wears the clothes she worked out in for the better part of the day. Poor Blankette nursing from that sweaty tit

Also, she needs to stop forcing this trendy hairstyle on Dan. His hair type just doesn’t allow for it.

Love that she’s in an XL jumper! She used to brag her size small up so fucking bad, I bet this size kills her!

Fascinating fact- Elle is a true narcissist and turns herself on by creating a zero inbox bonus footage of Elle singing soulfully at 9:40. This bitch needs to cut it out. She’s legit terrible at singing, I don’t know how she can’t see/hear that.

Jeeeezus, her hair has been brutally greasy this postpartum period.

This bitch makes dan film her with the kids constantly. I bet their marriage is REALLY TRULY HONESTLY sooo happy!

[Seriouslysweetie]

#ellesstupidenglish around 5:38ish in today’s vlog.... the way she pronounces cocoa.... coco-ah?!?! WTF?! She’s a raging idiot. Also, worth noting: her ridiculously terrible form during workouts, she harps on dans parenting while she was busy working out “did you know? Did you know?” Like Elle parents any better?! She’s also an amazing Christian.. she’s sure to document her bible study AS WELL AS her current podcast episode she’s enjoying, which she makes sure the entrance to the podcast is what is audible during that clip #christiangoals

I find it incredibly disgusting that she wears the clothes she worked out in for the better part of the day. Poor Blankette nursing from that sweaty tit

Also, she needs to stop forcing this trendy hairstyle on Dan. His hair type just doesn’t allow for it.

Love that she’s in an XL jumper! She used to brag her size small up so fucking bad, I bet this size kills her!

Fascinating fact- Elle is a true narcissist and turns herself on by creating a zero inbox bonus footage of Elle singing soulfully at 9:40. This bitch needs to cut it out. She’s legit terrible at singing, I don’t know how she can’t see/hear that.

Jeeeezus, her hair has been brutally greasy this postpartum period.

This bitch makes dan film her with the kids constantly. I bet their marriage is REALLY TRULY HONESTLY sooo happy!

The vlog should be titled

"Watch me pretend to manage parenting, #selfcare and #momboss while I make my husband film me on his day off"

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[Nacholife]

How exciting for Dan to spend his days off either running errands for Elle or being forced to help film her. She even had to keep the part where he was relaxing on the couch but left a back door open like he’s some terrible parent and Elle does nothing wrong.

The last day of summer and they stayed home doing nothing. I don’t even think they went outside because she would have filmed it. Monday was beautiful weather too. I get they went camping last weekend but come on, giving the boys a “special bath” because it’s the day before school but you didn’t even do anything fun with them. She’s so boring.


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[Nacholife]

Elle’s instastories:

“So so many cute moments in today’s vlog and a secret at the end!”

Lies. All lies.


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[Margie]

Elle’s instastories:

“So so many cute moments in today’s vlog and a secret at the end!”

Lies. All lies.


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Legit lies. I actually thought I missed the secret. Spoiler alert for anyone who doesn’t want to watch the vlog (I’m looking at you TeachIT) her secret is that she’s doing a secret collaboration with someone she loves but has never collaborated with before. You now know as much as we do.

I bet it’s Bonnie Hollein.

[Seriouslysweetie]

I clicked on Elle's stories this morning and actually made this face when I saw her selfie. Those clumpy spider lashes were terrifying.

Also, with her being vegetarian I thought Marine collagen would be a no go? Or is she a pescatarian now? Or or or maybe it really doesn't matter to her because Tone it up products are aEsThEtIC .

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[Notablogger]

All right guys what is this newest probably expensive appliance on Elle’s counter.

Something for the baby? A sterilized maybe?

[okaythatlldo]

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Who wore it better??


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[ForeverGauc01]

Those brows though. Good lawd


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[Margie]

Her leg issue is strong in this photo. I guess with all that extra weight, the foot has to be SUPER FLEXED in order to show some thigh gap.

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[Notablogger]

This is so petty of me and even mean but it’s Elle so what the helle....

With the extra weight she just doesn’t pull it off. Most people look cute with some extra weight especially since at 5’9 and roughly 165 pounds she’s in a healthy range. But to me the extra weight ages her (not that she looks better bone rack thin either). But like her ankles look like ankles of a 55 year old. I don’t know what it is. Maybe they’re always like that but when her ribs show you don’t notice the old lady ankles. Okay that’s my mean quotient for the day.

[Margie]

Even when she’s a rack of bones she has the strangest ankles and knees. I’ve always been put off by them. I’m also not buying for a minute that she is 165. That’s a flat out lie. It’s me Melis posted on her IG recently that she’s 169.... and she’s about the same height as Elle, and a whole lot smaller. sorry, but this is one more area where Elle is a liar

[BeepBoop28]

Did she say she was 165? I thought she said she wasn’t going to share her numbers to avoid unhealthy comparisons.

I can’t stand the awkward leg poses pretending it’s thigh gap but #lovethatbodygurl #totallybodypositive #definitelynotonlydoingittogainfollowers

[SuperchicDeadpool]

I'm 5'9" and 200 pounds(finally had baby boy a week ago!) and wear size large in most clothes. When I was super fit and wearing small/medium I was 165.

I'm with Margie; Elle is lying about her weight. How sad.

[ForeverGauc01]

I’m 5’9, 175~ and she looks bigger than me. We all carry weight differently so I honestly don’t know if she’s lying. She’s got a weak chin, saddle bag hips and cankles. Doesn’t matter how thin she is, those will always look “bad”.


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[TeachIT]

I’m 5’9, 175~ and she looks bigger than me. We all carry weight differently so I honestly don’t know if she’s lying. She’s got a weak chin, saddle bag hips and cankles. Doesn’t matter how thin she is, those will always look “bad”.


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And most importantly none of us would notice or care about those vain body issues EXCEPT she’s a huge bitch who preaches her perfection. So of course we all notice her imperfections. If she was kind, humble, honest ... no one would even notice those things.

Ugly inside and out.


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[TeachIT]

Anyone else feel like miss “no self control, shop and hoard” might also have some off camera binge eating issues at times? I feel like the two go hand in hand, and her “what I ate” never match what’s going on in her life and with her body.


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[Margie]

Anyone else feel like miss “no self control, shop and hoard” might also have some off camera binge eating issues at times? I feel like the two go hand in hand, and her “what I ate” never match what’s going on in her life and with her body.


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YES!!! I think her “what I ate” videos and posts are complete BS! This girl is legitimately so worried about her image and how she portrays herself to other people, it has never crossed my mind that she’s being honest. Truly, I believe most of what she shares is an act. At this point Elle’s AeStHeTiC is bullshit and wool, for pulling over the eyes of her victims. I hope that’s what she was aiming for, because that’s 100% what’s coming across.

She probably reads these threads while sitting in her pantry stuffing her puffy face

[Refrigerator_Light]

I honestly can’t get over how much she has physically changed. She is so puffy and flabby now. I’m convinced she had an eating disorder before and now this is more of her true, natural body shape. I know siblings can have completely different builds, but she looks so much more like her sister now!