Yes! I was thinking something like "Bonnie & Clyde Or Phony & Wide" would be fantastic! HAHAHAHAAthenaA wrote:Put this is the thread title post. This has to happen.reefmango wrote:OldCountry wrote: I just read that on Bison's IG and logged in here to make a similar comment, but you said it best.
Written by Tyler..."Bonnie and Clyde don't hold a candle to this duo" with a picture of him and Trash smiling & 'snugged'...Say what?.. that is who you choose to compare yourselves to? But it only took a second then I realized what a great comparison. Robbing people and not caring about who they hurt along the way or the future outcome of it all.
I went poking around for a new name for them to go with the 'Bonnie & Clyde' reference, (I couldn't think of one on my own), but I was determined to find something.. Here it is " Tawny & Claude" Tawny is light brown/orange, the color of tanned leather and Claude means Lame..
Phony & Wide?
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Dickwad said that Assface has made and continues to make sacrifices for their family? When? How? By always putting herself before her children? By doing whatever is easiest? By sleeping in? By constantly eating out? By doing without? By doing hour long vlogs of whore makeup? By ignoring her children? By letting them lay in their cribs screaming and crying wanting out while she piles on whore makeup? By hiring a nanny to raise your kids? By faking sick or being hurt so she can lay in bed all day? By neglecting them so bad they are delayed in several areas? By the constant date nights and vacations without your children? By invading the girls privacy and exploiting them just so you two lazy asses can stay home and get free shit? Come on Tyler, tell us how. It seems like the only ones making any sacrifices for your family is your daughters.
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Feckless and wild, phony and wide.
(And I now have half lyrics to a song in my head, may we always be reckless and wild, just like Bonnie and Clyde. Or something along those lines and it is driving me nuts)
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(And I now have half lyrics to a song in my head, may we always be reckless and wild, just like Bonnie and Clyde. Or something along those lines and it is driving me nuts)
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3momstrong wrote:He needs professional help. Lots of it.Merikat wrote:Tyler really is delusional....
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They both do. Sad thing is they have to admit it and they never will.
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3momstrong wrote:He needs professional help. Lots of it.Merikat wrote:Tyler really is delusional....
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They both do. Sad thing is they have to admit it and they never will.
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I wondered.flocketyflock wrote:This auto corrected. It should have said sexualizedflocketyflock wrote:I think that something is being specialized at way too early of an age.meatloaf wrote:Only mentioning adoption because:
1. She doesn’t look like anyone else in her family and
2. She is such a shallow person she probably would be embarrassed or humiliated by it all.
Just to clarify, adoption is a great thing.
I think something happened to her as a child that makes her the way she is. Attention whore, always looking at other men and flirting relentlessly (Mr. Mountable, the brothers-in-law). She probably flirts with the men at church.
And you know what? It really chaps my hide that they never talk about church, what they have learned on a Sunday. Never have seen them at any church activities. If being LDS is so important to them, why is this? I would love to know what people at church think of them.
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Yes, she probably was. Not just by Tubby but by her parents too.
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Exactly!Wgchick22 wrote:I’m just catching up... but why the fuss with 2 spending the night with grandma? She leaves them all the time.
And I can’t get past in the past few hours the 6-7 posts promoting minky.
And finally, seriously with Brandon and Tyler with the minky wrapped around them on their folding lawn chairs... I just can’t!
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Let me just say that I too am not a perfect mother. In fact, my two grown ass sons often joke about my flaws, as do I. It is all done with humour and affection. But if either of them had said that about me in public I would rip their balls off. Seriously.
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It's hours later and I'm still laughing about Bonnie and Clyde
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I'm pretty sure Tyson's Mom has done her best considering she has raised 10 children and most of them are functional adults. There's always one black sheep Byson, can't blame your mother for your loser self.
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Tyson, darling, just because you’re always the fastest to hit the buffet table doesn’t mean you’re fastest and most energetic in your family
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This is great cant stop laughingCanYouParenting wrote:Tyson, darling, just because you’re always the fastest to hit the buffet table doesn’t mean you’re fastest and most energetic in your family
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CanYouParenting wrote:Tyson, darling, just because you’re always the fastest to hit the buffet table doesn’t mean you’re fastest and most energetic in your family
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I for one love when they do a live feed with the FF, can't edit out the bad behavior and their excuse is always their tired. Sure they are, they act like that all the time. I would go out of my mind if my grandchildren acted like that.
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He probably thinks he's the fastest is that he is comparing himself to his younger siblings. So when he was 16 he could out run a 1 year old. What an achievement.
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Yep it's why blogging is so hard for them-they have to edit so much out.RUKiddingMe wrote:I for one love when they do a live feed with the FF, can't edit out the bad behavior and their excuse is always their tired. Sure they are, they act like that all the time. I would go out of my mind if my grandchildren acted like that.
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According to the Binghams’s IG story, Mindy had a surprise pool party for Brandon’s birthday. Any guesses who was front and center with her side boob and violet self?!?
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So it's possible Silicone Titties made an appearance at the party too? Even though it's a pool party, you could just polite kick your feet in the pool while talking to someone. No need to show off what Daddy Dearest paid for...skipperpt wrote:According to the Binghams’s IG story, Mindy had a surprise pool party for Brandon’s birthday. Any guesses who was front and center with her side boob and violet self?!?
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