CrazyCoolShorty (Dani) Part 1

[gurumama]

Gurumama-You're my other half
I'm glad I'm not the only person that sees all of this and thinks it! You nail every post on the head!

I always feel the same way about you!

[gurumama]

I can't wait to see how fat she gets this pregnancy! That may be mean to say but EVERY DAY she is craving subway, McDonald's, bacon and eating it all! Should be interesting to see how she looks at 40 weeks.

[gurumama]

Honestly if you didn't know she was ONLY 11 weeks pregnant, you'd almost think she is nearly at the end of her pregnancy!
She has EVERY symptom someone who is 35+ weeks would have! All she does is complain! Sometimes I think she makes half her symptoms up, otherwise she'd have nothing to talk about for 11 minutes!

[IsaywhatIsee]

I couldn't even...I made it to about 3 minutes then died of boredom. She's like a broken record...
In other exciting news, she's SO HAPPY TO NOT MAKE SCHOOL LUNCHES!!! Ahhhh, let's clear the air about that. Joey lives with his dad most of the time, so she makes a few a month. Matt makes his own lunches for work ....so...ummm...she's happy to not do, what???
Dear lord someone give her REAL responsibilities!

[gurumama]

I couldn't even...I made it to about 3 minutes then died of boredom. She's like a broken record...
In other exciting news, she's SO HAPPY TO NOT MAKE SCHOOL LUNCHES!!! Ahhhh, let's clear the air about that. Joey lives with his dad most of the time, so she makes a few a month. Matt makes his own lunches for work ....so...ummm...she's happy to not do, what???
Dear lord someone give her REAL responsibilities!

Exactly - Even the weeks she has Joey he spends most of his time at his dads! And rumor has it she is not sending Alice to kindergarten in the fall! Her mother in law said said shes going to daycare part time until she can get over her fear of other kids! Well........we all know who's fault THAT is!

[gurumama]

Newest video showing her ultrasound. So akward! She makes all these weird sounds when showing pictures or her bump!

[gurumama]

I also can't help but wonder if Alice's speech delay is due to something with her mouth/tongue! If you look at her in videos or even pictures she has posted, when she isn't talking her mouth is open and tongue sticks out (tongue protrusion). I wouldn't be surprised if that has something to do with her speech problems. At 4 she should be speaking much clearer then what she is!
If I were Danielle I would probably have taken her to the doctors already to see about that! It's pretty obvious she has an oral issue in all the pictures.

[gurumama]

How pathetic is this! She says this is her morning routine on facebook

Danielle (lastname) Its legit my morning routine .. tea .. emails .. and signing up for free crap

[gisellewebber]

Wow she has a easy life. Poor Alice.


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[Jamiecrickets]

Gosh I wish I had a lazy/easy morning like that as a Mom sometimes. I try to drink a cup of tea, but I generally forget about it with how busy I get doing things with my kids inside and outside of the home.

[gurumama]

Gosh I wish I had a lazy/easy morning like that as a Mom sometimes. I try to drink a cup of tea, but I generally forget about it with how busy I get doing things with my kids inside and outside of the home.

Even more lazy now since Matt QUIT his job! Yes you heard that right! And that is STRAIGHT from his family ( I won't say who exactly but you can also confirm it with Danielle's facebook posts) so he quit his job when she is what 18 weeks pregnant? Living the dream I bet, unemployment, probably welfare soon! Now she can sleep all day, and when she's not sleeping apply for free shit. Pathetic! but once again we are just jealous of them! ha!

[foreversoulmates]

Gender reveal is up!!





Spoiler


It's a girl!!

[gurumama]

I think she was hoping for a boy! I know Matt was! His family really wanted a grandson (since they don't have anything to do with Joey) she has mentioned many times before how Matt's family really wanted a grandson!

Also can someone convince her to open a PO box so I can send her some new tank tops that that don't have holes in them! She wears this one under every single shirt and it has a hole probably as large as my hand! I know they don't have a lot of money, but girl go get yourself some cheap $5 tanks at your favorite Urban Planet store-the one's you are wearing are gross!

[gurumama]

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[IsaywhatIsee]

I had to look away for awhile, she was irritating me more than I could handle. It's the same stuff with her over and over! Now she's back to whining that Matt's always away for work (new trucking job). Guess what, princess? This is it, this is the CONSEQUENCE to him quitting his job and having to find a new one asap so he can SUPPORT YOU AND HIS FAMILY. Sorry that he's not there to cater to your every need, and that you're lonely (because you are a hermit, and by default you've put these traits onto your daughter who has social anxiety because she's not exposed enough to the public). It's the same story with her, on repeat. When is she going to become an adult?

[IsaywhatIsee]

It's her birthday this month. So there will be lots of begging for presents. That just flabbergasts me! Like are you serious?!?? She has no concept of the pride it takes to work and pay for something to buy yourself, or to recive a gift that she didn't whine for. I'm ranting LOL Who's driving the incompetent around to her baby appts? Alice isn't starting kinder this year. That's interesting. Should be even more interesting when she has a husband working away from home, Alice at home and a newborn. Is she even prepared for The baby? She threw everything out from Alice so she has to start from scratch unless she finds someone to mooch off of.

[IsaywhatIsee]

Her life has nothing to be envious of! Sure she can drink tea and relax on the computer. I agree, that sounds wonderful. But that's ALL she does. She lives in her 4 walls and is the first person to comment on anyone's vlog and the first person to report news. She does nothing but live on her computer. What has she accomplished?
Her clothing taste is very immature. i think she likes the holes. She likes to TRY and look grungy and hardcore or its a ploy to make her subbies send her clothes....which I would willingly do too!

[gurumama]

I have a feeling Matt will most likely quit this new job! Sounds like they can't be apart from each other very long! She has all these specialist appointments in the City, im curious who will be transporting her! At some point she must feel useless that she can't at least drive herself! Oh and the birthday thing drives me batty! She will beg for gifts or money for tattoos! Jesus I just can't even understand her!

[IsaywhatIsee]

He will totally quit his new job, I give it 3 months max! Can you imagine how much whining will come after the baby's here and he's away trucking so much?!! She formula fed Alice purely because she didn't want to be the only one up at night feeding the baby. She's selfish like that. Her poor husband had to get up a lot at night to feed the baby and he got up and went to work.while Danile got to nap during the day. I bet it will be the same again. Shes so lazy! There's something wrong with the baby's heart. Doesn't dani have a heart condition where she becomes faint aka dramatic/attention seeking This could be genetic? Oh she's so busy with all of her appts. The girl has no idea what busy is!!!

[gurumama]

He will totally quit his new job, I give it 3 months max! Can you imagine how much whining will come after the baby's here and he's away trucking so much?!! She formula fed Alice purely because she didn't want to be the only one up at night feeding the baby. She's selfish like that. Her poor husband had to get up a lot at night to feed the baby and he got up and went to work.while Danile got to nap during the day. I bet it will be the same again. Shes so lazy! There's something wrong with the baby's heart. Doesn't dani have a heart condition where she becomes faint aka dramatic/attention seeking This could be genetic? Oh she's so busy with all of her appts. The girl has no idea what busy is!!!

Yes however she only has the heart condition when Alice has been awake all night and she needs her mother in law or sister in law to take her so she can nap .