TheStyleDiet/LeFloofTv-Part 15

[geekinthepink]

When my husband and I first started dating, he didn't know how to cook rice I taught him how though It's really not rocket science. Either Anna or Jofatty needs to learn how to cook so they can function as normal adults. They're home all day long so they have no excuses for not learning. Maybe if that troll gnome would put down his Call of Duty game for once, he could actually learn something useful.

my boyfriend would literally burn the house down if he'd try to cook. but I meant - as jonathan is the chef in their relationship - he would know how to cook rice. it's not rocket science as you said before. anna used to cook more often before they had emilia. everything she does now is making crappy cupcakes and soup that's a fail. great housewife. I wonder if she's talented at ANYTHING.

Lol, me too, I'm a disastrous cook. I have managed to set paper towels, cloth towels and pans on fire many times, one pot with only water in it (my husband's still puzzled about that one). He practically forbid me to use the stove when he's not home, lol. I wish I wasn't so anti-talented because I love experiencing all kinds of cuisines. Thankfully my husband can make anything. I love baking and do it quite often, pastries and breads--bread in the US tastes like cardboard unless one is lucky to have the one good bakery near by --but then it's insanely expensive.
But I can follow a recipe, read directions and search the internet, (duh, LeDofuses!).

that's how I started off. I tried to cook potatoes once and well, I forgot that they were boiling already, went to take a shower (as they take about 30 minutes to get ready) and when I came back, the kitchen was full of smoke and the potatoes were black. ^^
luckily, I know how to read recipes and use google (as you said). If I follow recipes, everything turns out great usually. I stopped eating canned food or microwave shit. and I force myself to cook something nice every weekend. today I made a rice dish with mince, bell peppers and zucchini/courgette. it's not only the cooking, it's the "I feel proud" effect when it turned out very tasty. everyone needs a little success now and then also, it's so much healthier. you know the ingredients you've put in and you can be sure that no crap is in there.

[geekinthepink]

oh good lord, is he going to eat ALL OF THAT???
and his twitter name... "jofee saccone joly" really?

[nickypicky]

....fat bastard....he's completely abandoned he's workouts and healthy gimmicks i take it..............

[memememe]

Another mother here who had that exact swing and never had to change the batteries.

[TheHandbagOf Glory]

Lol, sorry!

But seriously you could diagnose many bowel complaints using her OOTD.

oh yeah. she should call it "50 shades of diarrhea"

Well Doctor, it started off the same colour as Anna Saccone's gilet and now it's the colour of her skinny jeans....

[Gin0915]

oh good lord, is he going to eat ALL OF THAT???
and his twitter name... "jofee saccone joly" really?

His self-created nicknames are becoming more and more infantile. What's next? Jofee-wofee?
Yes, he'll probably eat all of this in one sitting. Frankly, I don't understand people's fascination with Oreos, other than the sugary taste, they are so bland (not to mention artificial). I can think of dozens of other cookies I'd rather eat, yuck.

[geekinthepink]

Lol, sorry!

But seriously you could diagnose many bowel complaints using her OOTD.

oh yeah. she should call it "50 shades of diarrhea"

Well Doctor, it started off the same colour as Anna Saccone's gilet and now it's the colour of her skinny jeans....

"I have to diagnose you with beige-ritis, lady" ^^

[Gin0915]

Haha, he changed Anna's Twitter thing too. And added Joly to her name, a year after the wedding.

[geeklove]

shouldn't Emilia be starting to grab (and kinda missing) for toys now? She does nothing as far as I've seen.

[JaJa]

they have a drawer full of things under her crib that are unopened. what are they waiting for??? I have never seen that baby near any toys.

[geekinthepink]

shouldn't Emilia be starting to grab (and kinda missing) for toys now? She does nothing as far as I've seen.

she doesn't seem very alert at all. I love her little smiles now and then... but she's very quiet...

[featherly]

Emilia is such a cutie. I'll admit when I first got a Mac and I played around with photobooth, I was a laughing idiot. So them laughing a lot was kind of cute - like there they actually looked like a family.

Maybe Emilia's a little slower in development? But even so, it's a shame that A&J aren't doing more to get it moving.

[mommychef]

My little baba is 4 weeks older than them & I quite frankly am descussed with how they are coupling her in that swing all flipping day !! Feel so sorry for the poor little mite! I was a chef now on mat leave and them 2 have no flipping excuse at all they r so effing lazy! I haven herd e realy laugh and giggle like a baba yet , yea she smiles but giggles should b there now , the poor little thing is board out of her mind in that swing I won't b suprised if she has a flat head as she is never seen doing Tummy time or just sitting up on mum n dads lap!

My lo has been doing tummy time since 2 weeks and loves itshe first rolled & 6 weeks and can now roll both ways, and is now doing mini pressups and can draw both her legs under herbum ad if she trying to go on her knees, little e should b lifting her head now on tummy time, grabbing for toys looking @ her hands and being quite active with legs ect but all she seems 2 do is sit ther looking and v occasionally smiling ! I'm v worried for the poor kid!

But I can't FRICKIN wait till she starts discovering herself that she can move her hands & legs and she can try sit up, my lo is at a brill stage when we put her in bouncer she can lift herself to a straght sitting up position with no support then she falls back , she has to b sitting straght up on my knee I can't have her 1/2 lying for cuddles, oh and she has found her voice in last 2 days and shouts gabbled and gives out over a perioud of bout an hour , so far she has done it 3 times today n it's gass!!

Teething should b starting in a week or 2 for them aswell

[dolliedays]

I just looked at a video of my baby when he was 2 months..my how 3 years have passed! He was laying in his crib and I turned his mobile on, he'd flap his arms like crazy and kick his legs and coo and make all sorts of noises. I never see Emelia make sounds, other than crying and her movement is restricted by being in the swing. It's really not that hard to put the mobile up, I'm assuming she's waiting on J to put it together Us women are not as helpless as Anna pretends.

[nickypicky]

Emilia is such a cutie. I'll admit when I first got a Mac and I played around with photobooth, I was a laughing idiot. So them laughing a lot was kind of cute - like there they actually looked like a family.

Maybe Emilia's a little slower in development? But even so, it's a shame that A&J aren't doing more to get it moving.

if she is a lil "slow" i must admit i do get that from her face... you know where that stems from... poor baby they aren't the kind to even notice just thinks everything is "cute"...she's supposed to be more vocal by now right?

[geekinthepink]

I just looked at a video of my baby when he was 2 months..my how 3 years have passed! He was laying in his crib and I turned his mobile on, he'd flap his arms like crazy and kick his legs and coo and make all sorts of noises. I never see Emelia make sounds, other than crying and her movement is restricted by being in the swing. It's really not that hard to put the mobile up, I'm assuming she's waiting on J to put it together Us women are not as helpless as Anna pretends.

that's what I saw in sam schuerman's vlog... her baby girl isn't much older or younger than emilia or am I wrong? and she's really active and flapping her little arms. emilia does nothing at all.

[featherly]

Emilia is such a cutie. I'll admit when I first got a Mac and I played around with photobooth, I was a laughing idiot. So them laughing a lot was kind of cute - like there they actually looked like a family.

Maybe Emilia's a little slower in development? But even so, it's a shame that A&J aren't doing more to get it moving.

if she is a lil "slow" i must admit i do get that from her face... you know where that stems from... poor baby they aren't the kind to even notice just thinks everything is "cute"...she's supposed to be more vocal by now right?

With her parents, genetics isn't on her side in terms of brain development. But yeah, I'm pretty sure she should be making more noises now.

[TheHandbagOf Glory]

Anna was a bit smug in the favourites video about the fact that Emilia has only had 1 episode of nappy rash and how it's all due to those bloomin water wipes. (98% waaaaaater and 2% fruit extract in case you have forgotten...)

Just wait til Emilia starts teething, and gets a rash, no amount of friggin waaaaaaater wipes will help that.

I used tesco wipes on my babies, I'm posh like that

[Mabell]

"Mama Wife Fashion & beauty blogger Dog lover Irish Italian girl Blog" None of that makes sense without commas. I'm suprised she says Irish instead of American.

At around 1:35 she rubs her stomach as if she's pregnant, just saying.

And the spaying/neutering should be a top priority right now. Start with Albi as they openly said he wants to hump Sina. It's not funny.

[Gin0915]

"Mama Wife Fashion & beauty blogger Dog lover Irish Italian girl Blog" None of that makes sense without commas. I'm suprised she says Irish instead of American.

At around 1:35 she rubs her stomach as if she's pregnant, just saying.

And the spaying/neutering should be a top priority right now. Start with Albi as they openly said he wants to hump Sina. It's not funny.

I'm positive Slowfungus changed that for her. I don't understand why she's so bottomlessly idiotic to allow him to do it. Let's not have any personality of our own, oh Beige One.