The Lindquists: Welcome to hELLE | Part 2

[ForeverGauc01]

Maybe Elle’s supply is actually garbage and she’s secretly formula feeding and this rant is just setting the mood for her big formula reveal.

Now this is a theory I can get behind.


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[SamanthaS27]

I know I’ve said before that the way Elle speaks makes me crazy; like saying I’n instead of I’m, and in today’s instastories, she pronounces almond milk “ah-mond milk” It’s as if she is too lazy to properly pronounce the words. I’m sure I’ll notice more as they come up. I’ll keep you all posted on #elleslazyenglish

Omg I watched that and heard her mispronouncing almond milk and it was making me mental she is so damn fake!! Probably she heard someone else say it that way and she thought it was cool so she copies them

[okaythatlldo]

According to her IG stories...#projectdontletmyexpensivecarpetgotowaste.

Her rug was outside with baking soda and being aired out. I remember seeing that exact rug on Wayfair and at that size, it’s over $1000 if I remember correctly. I loved the rug, but went with a synthetic one that is easy to vacuum and spot clean or steam clean...because I have kids and a dog!

I will never understand why she got a textured wool rug when she has kids and a golden retriever. She’s had the thing less than two years and I guess it’s getting trashed. Not surprised...


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[Margie]

It probably stinks because it’s wool. Wet wool has a brutal stench and it retains moisture so well, it can take days to dry out properly- and I’m speaking from experience with my husbands dress pants, those things need to air dry for a week before he can wear them after a washing, I can only imagine how long that rug would take to air out, it’s much thicker than dress pants. One of her kids probably spilled some water from a cup on it.

[Margie]

No less than 35 instastories of Elle’s shitty singing voice singing completely out of tune and she adds in her own little nuances to the songs. I’m sure the lady in front of her is uber annoyed at the sound of her. I also wonder what the people behind her think of her filming the worship at church

[Notablogger]

Would just like to note that Elle who tells us to really think about decor pieces so they don’t end up in a landfill has seemingly purchased a new rug and pendant lights for her kitchen. Just saying.

[TeachIT]

“Honest Medela Review” with not a single negative thing said. When before Blankette was born she had many negative things to say about Medea and all their cords and tubes

Also should you feel curious to read the blog post, be ready for more tiny nipple humble brag. Poor Elle is just so petite and tiny in all ways!


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[okaythatlldo]

“Those of you who are new to my channel might not know that I used to teach grades 2-3.”

Also Elle: Spells “brocolli”


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[okaythatlldo]

So many thoughts.

New rug in the living room. $1000 wool rug has been relegated to the play room for further trashing by the kids. Quality over quantity! Don’t let things end up in the landfill!

She’s like “we’re hardcore about protein 20 minutes after waking up because of Forde’s migraines.” I feel like French toast and cereal are not the most amazing sources of protein?

When Forde talked about how he could make someone feel better, I literally teared up. I loved his answer. Elle’s like “that’s a fantastic answer.” No feeling. Forde isn’t even my kid. I’ve never met him and I never will. And I felt more emotion than his mother did! I always feel like she’s talking down to him. She looked super done with him when he went in for the hug at bedtime! I feel like she probably went over and over that moment with him for the camera until she finally got the take she wanted.

Also that’s a lot of responsibility for a 5 year old first thing in the morning, especially on the first day of school. Does he get no help or guidance in the morning? I guess every kid is different but it almost seems like a setup to fail.

Maroon romper. I can’t. Does she just have a romper for every day of the week now or something?


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[Notablogger]

Elle taught for like ONE year.

[Seriouslysweetie]

It literally takes me less than 10 minutes to fry up eggs for my 3 kids every morning. Cereal is only good for when we wake up late. I really don't think Elle knows her protein food sources. Puffed up quinoa and High protein cereal is not going to cut it. If that's how they really eat, I'd imagine the whole family is not getting enough protein and would graze a lot from not being full enough from main meals.

I cannot imagine Elle being a teacher. I hope the kids she taught didn't get her atrocious spelling. She also seems impatient. It shows whenever she's with the boys even with all the acting for the camera. I'm actually so impressed with Dan how he handled Blankette and Cohen. I don't think Elle would let Cohen stay in B's room if she trying to put her down.

Synthetic rugs are amazing, it cleans up so well. Expensive wool rugs are for later in life not when you have little kids around. I wonder what is she going to do with her stinky rug now. Put it on FB marketplace?

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[Notablogger]

And the lunch she provided for Cohen didn’t seem like enough food. I have the same lunch box for my kids and she puts two snacks in the box??? No cheese? No crackers? Maybe a croissant or sandwich? I’d be so hungry living in that household

[TeachIT]

And the lunch she provided for Cohen didn’t seem like enough food. I have the same lunch box for my kids and she puts two snacks in the box??? No cheese? No crackers? Maybe a croissant or sandwich? I’d be so hungry living in that household

That’s what I’m saying!! Her pantry is BARE. Maybe it’s because I have all boys but I have to be stocked to the max at all times to keep these hungry kids fed.


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[okaythatlldo]

Yeah my grocery bill has skyrocketed with school lunches and what she packed would not be enough food at all. I have a kid the same age as Forde and I pack a lot of food into a bento snack box and a yumbox. It all gets eaten except the veggies.

Also find it weird that she didn’t take the granola bar or bear paws out of the wrappers before putting them into the yumbox. Wrappers can be tough for little kids, and it’s unfair to expect teachers to help 30 kids open their snacks. Not to mention the trend towards litterless lunches in schools...which is the whole point of the bento box to begin with, isn’t it?


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[TeachIT]

Yeah my grocery bill has skyrocketed with school lunches and what she packed would not be enough food at all. I have a kid the same age as Forde and I pack a lot of food into a bento snack box and a yumbox. It all gets eaten except the veggies.

Also find it weird that she didn’t take the granola bar or bear paws out of the wrappers before putting them into the yumbox. Wrappers can be tough for little kids, and it’s unfair to expect teachers to help 30 kids open their snacks. Not to mention the trend towards litterless lunches in schools...which is the whole point of the bento box to begin with, isn’t it?


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Actually why is miss “landfill” buying individual wrapped items anyway?! She uses enough plastic wrappers and packages in a week to make a whole synthetic rug


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[Seriouslysweetie]

Elle has been talking about criticism on her IG posts lately. Now that her YouTube comments are back on, she might be getting non-praise comments and not approving them. She could be a regular here too, Hi Elle!

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[Notablogger]

I think it’s from here! I’ve noticed it too

[Margie]

I definitely think it’s from here!

[Margie]

Sorry double post, but did you guys notice the difference in views between her what I eat video compared to Allie’s? Allie has SLIGHTLY less subscribers, but her views were over 2.5 times what Elle’s were. Allies views are certainly more in line with what you would expect such a high subscriber count to have. I bet that shit kills Elle! But I honestly think that goes to show what authenticity can do for you!

[okaythatlldo]

I noticed Alexandra Gater has 163k subscribers and her videos are getting tonnnnnnns of views. I’m pretty sure she only had like 20k subscribers back in the spring. Her channel is growing really fast and her content is completely relevant. I wonder how Elle feels about this!


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