BumsAlongTheWayToMoneyMaker2 Part 16

Wed Jan 21, 2015 10:35 am

mandylouwho wrote:I wonder if Missy ate any birthday cake. It wasn't Betty crocker chocolate cake with chocolate icing so I'm guessing not.

And why does Bryan say ooh-kulele? Forgive me if that's one of those words that are pronounced differently by location. I've never heard it said that way.

On E&Js vlog it Ellie mentions they are making a chocolate cake to surprise Bryan with today. I was surprised because I thought that was a little disrespectful to his mom, but I think you have a point. The chocolate cake is because Missy whined.

Also, they are making a big cake and a little cake for Bryan (like a smash cake) so Missy can decorate it. Again I ask, are they 4?

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Wed Jan 21, 2015 10:36 am

How about they make a separate cake so Ollie can decorate it!

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Unread post by **mandylouwho** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 10:50 am

HelloSweetie1 wrote:
mandylouwho wrote:I wonder if Missy ate any birthday cake. It wasn't Betty crocker chocolate cake with chocolate icing so I'm guessing not.

And why does Bryan say ooh-kulele? Forgive me if that's one of those words that are pronounced differently by location. I've never heard it said that way.
On E&Js vlog it Ellie mentions they are making a chocolate cake to surprise Bryan with today. I was surprised because I thought that was a little disrespectful to his mom, but I think you have a point. The chocolate cake is because Missy whined.

Also, they are making a big cake and a little cake for Bryan (like a smash cake) so Missy can decorate it. Again I ask, are they 4?

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A small cake just for Bryan?? Wow they are so weird. I bet he eats it all himself. Or maybe he'll split it with Jared lol.

I know everyone mentions Bryan's weight but seeing his sister kinda shocked me. Bryan should take care of himself and encourage his sister to lose some weight. Who was the guy with Bryan's mom and sister?

Unread post by **nosygossip** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 11:13 am

mandylouwho wrote:
HelloSweetie1 wrote:
mandylouwho wrote: Who was the guy with Bryan's mom and sister?

I'm not sure, maybe the sister's boyfriend? But I laughed when they were at Freebirds, and Bryan was saying "I'm here with my mom, sister, Ricky, my best friends in the world..." a quick mention of Ollie "our two kids" but no mention of Missy! He quickly panned over her when showing everyone, but quickly directed the camera at Jared and Ellie instead...

I thought it was funny, Ricky got a mention, and we don't even know who he is, but no mention of Missy. lol

Unread post by **nzmum512** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 11:17 am

shortstop wrote:Can anyone tell me what the chorus says?? Is it the tip of that ring in that sun sunset ??

I think it's "all it took was a ring in that soft sunset"

Wed Jan 21, 2015 11:38 am

Pretty sure he avoids filming Missy when his mom is around in case she has resting bitch face.

Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:00 pm

Soooo, the vid is on B's channel

Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:04 pm

lmfao!!! Omg it's SO BAD. I literally cannot watch his fat fuck face attempt to be attractive while singing this. Also, it's clear the refrigerator part was written intentionally for the music video. Never heard of a real artist doing that, it's always the music video is written around the song, not vice versa.

Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:08 pm

Also, Missy is surprisingly way more natural in the video than he is. She looks so at ease with him, where as he's clearly putting on a show for the camera. BUT omg vomit at the part of her sitting on the counter top and him like gripping her thighs just.. No.

Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:10 pm

Well that was painfully awkward

You'd think the 'This Is Home" vid would resemble what we see of them in the vlogs at least a bit. How fake! So are the blogs not the real them or this vid... what gives?

Also, if anyone did buy the song off iTunes that wasn't a subscriber, they might not be fans after watching the vid. It looks cheap, awkward and poorly acted. Also, too many Bryan close-ups! :barf:

Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:12 pm

I think it was weird for it to be just them... we never see that in the vids. (Ironic too because Cassie and her mom were of course just off camera).

Unread post by **Smoreslover** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:13 pm

Awkward video. Dancing on the kitchen! Didn't E+J video themselves dancing in the living room around Christmas? How original Bryan! Horses are not apart of your lives or "home" unless your scamming them! Not loving this video,.....to fake!

Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:22 pm

As soon as Bryan's mom came through E+Js door, the next minute of Missy fake laughing is HILARIOUS. Seriously, go back and rewatch that part. It's cringe-worthy

Unread post by **mommadee** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:30 pm

So Bryan isn't gay after all, its refrigerators that really turn him on! :barf:

Unread post by **angelfire89** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:38 pm

kmt24 wrote: 4. Someone said the cake he posted wasn't real or someone sent him that photo. .In E&Js vlog..they said it was from Bryans mom.

In my defense, I hadn't watched the vlog yet

But it still looks like a semi-generic picture and I still think it's obnoxious to post the picture the way he did.

Also, I'm pretty sure that the way he says ukulele is actually the technically "correct" way to say it but it still sounds super pretentious to me. As far as I know, most people say it "you-kelele."

Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:43 pm

Lmao so much for, "Bryan's mom and I have a great relationship!" Missy!!!

Unread post by **castrofreak** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:45 pm

You know, I would actually like the music video if it weren't for a couple things.
1. I was SUPER uncomfortable when Bryan was petting her legs.
2. WAY too many close ups of Bryan. The chalkboard closeups were okay. It would've been great with only 1 or 2 close ups.
3. HIS TONGUE. Omfg. When he says "that's" in the hook, he sticks his tongue out. Gross.
4. OH and when he squints or closes his eyes when he sings. It makes it look like his fat is preventing him from opening his eyes all the way. So distracting.

If they changed all that, it might be okay. And if the lyrical structure was better, and if he would've enunciated better, I might actually like the song. Its quite catchy.

Unread post by **angelfire89** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:54 pm

I just started watching the vlog. First, no wonder Bryan is so big. I'd say partially genetics and partially not being raised to eat healthy foods. His mom and sister are both rather large. They need to really start watching what they eat and exercising or he's just gonna balloon (even more) quickly. And Ollie is likely to get big also.

Edit: there was more I was gonna say but I totally forgot by the end. Oops.

Unread post by **Amelia322** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:54 pm

Damn his hair look a mess!! No gel ? No combing? No haircut? Same dirty shirt HES been wearing ? How about looking nice? Lmao wow

Unread post by **Amelia322** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 1:00 pm

Video would've been cute with attractive people lol