Hurray, the boys finally meet Blankette! The video was way too long and could've been together with the previous video. It was semi watchable because it was focused less on Elle, thank God! She still have to have her moment of course, telling Dan "Take a picture of me and MY children". Poor Dan cast aside again.
I bet TeachIT's recap will make the video 100x more interesting.
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RECAP: SAHM OF THREE ALLOWS “OTHER” KIDS TO TOUCH PRECIOUS NEWBORN DAUGHTER
Forde and Dan walk in to meet baby sister and Cohen is already there, Elle is likely pissed that a few seconds wasn’t being filmed! He expression is very forced “JOY”
Elle has her fake ass “I’m such a great mom voice” that only shows up when she knows she’s being recording. The boys are only allowed to whisper. Maybe I’m weird, I don’t let my kids yell around baby but they can speak normally? Oh wait this is BLANKETTE we’re talking about! Baby girl Blankie needs TOTAL SILENCE so she can grow and bring down the patriarchy.
Boys leave to wash their hands and Elle speaks in normal/non-whisper. So only the boys have to be quiet around PRECIOUSSSS.
Boys are whispering so quietly I can’t even make out what they say, and neither can Elle. Forde holds her, precious moment, and Elle interrupts by barking “CAN YOU TAKE SOME PICTURES” because you know, it’s all about being instagramable!
Cohen is a little less sure, not hateful or mad just not sure how to hold a newborn. I can see how if he gets neglected for Blankette he COULD have some resentment, but honestly that’s all kids.
Elle’s dramatic music drowns out anything the kids are trying to whisper, so the video is really just images of them holding her.
Elle again, “CAN YOU TAKE SOME PICTURES”
A few more minutes of inaudible whispers.
Cohen is on the phone doing something else, Forde talks to Elle but it’s mostly inaudible. Some great shots of Elle’s chins though, and her nightstand full of pills and eSsEnTiAL OiLs.
Bumpa can’t hold the baby because he has a cough, Cohen literally coughs in the baby’s face
Tiny glimpses of Elle’s true self shines through the cracks and you can see how truly irritated she is by the boys. Unless they are asking her a clickbait-worthy question, saying something cute enough to vlog, or posing for an IG photo shoot ELLE DOES NOT CARE FOR THEM. The little moments of motherhood seem to irritate the shit out of her, and this vlog is a great example as you can see her natural expression and attitude come out a few times as she tries her best to be sugary sweet perfect mother.
At the end Cohen whines to stay sitting with Elle as she ends the vlog, which PROVES that even he knows that once the camera is off his mother doesn’t care about him anymore. My heart breaks for this kid! Elle, annoyed, tells him that he can.
This vlog was pointless and I feel so bad that the boys are being kept from their sister just because their mother is selfish and obsessed. This meeting needed to happen when she got home and it could be a 2 min clip in her last video. It was painfully boring, long, and pointless. Elle is once again stretching out content that doesn’t exist.
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Forde and Dan walk in to meet baby sister and Cohen is already there, Elle is likely pissed that a few seconds wasn’t being filmed! He expression is very forced “JOY”
Elle has her fake ass “I’m such a great mom voice” that only shows up when she knows she’s being recording. The boys are only allowed to whisper. Maybe I’m weird, I don’t let my kids yell around baby but they can speak normally? Oh wait this is BLANKETTE we’re talking about! Baby girl Blankie needs TOTAL SILENCE so she can grow and bring down the patriarchy.
Boys leave to wash their hands and Elle speaks in normal/non-whisper. So only the boys have to be quiet around PRECIOUSSSS.
Boys are whispering so quietly I can’t even make out what they say, and neither can Elle. Forde holds her, precious moment, and Elle interrupts by barking “CAN YOU TAKE SOME PICTURES” because you know, it’s all about being instagramable!
Cohen is a little less sure, not hateful or mad just not sure how to hold a newborn. I can see how if he gets neglected for Blankette he COULD have some resentment, but honestly that’s all kids.
Elle’s dramatic music drowns out anything the kids are trying to whisper, so the video is really just images of them holding her.
Elle again, “CAN YOU TAKE SOME PICTURES”
A few more minutes of inaudible whispers.
Cohen is on the phone doing something else, Forde talks to Elle but it’s mostly inaudible. Some great shots of Elle’s chins though, and her nightstand full of pills and eSsEnTiAL OiLs.
Bumpa can’t hold the baby because he has a cough, Cohen literally coughs in the baby’s face
Tiny glimpses of Elle’s true self shines through the cracks and you can see how truly irritated she is by the boys. Unless they are asking her a clickbait-worthy question, saying something cute enough to vlog, or posing for an IG photo shoot ELLE DOES NOT CARE FOR THEM. The little moments of motherhood seem to irritate the shit out of her, and this vlog is a great example as you can see her natural expression and attitude come out a few times as she tries her best to be sugary sweet perfect mother.
At the end Cohen whines to stay sitting with Elle as she ends the vlog, which PROVES that even he knows that once the camera is off his mother doesn’t care about him anymore. My heart breaks for this kid! Elle, annoyed, tells him that he can.
This vlog was pointless and I feel so bad that the boys are being kept from their sister just because their mother is selfish and obsessed. This meeting needed to happen when she got home and it could be a 2 min clip in her last video. It was painfully boring, long, and pointless. Elle is once again stretching out content that doesn’t exist.
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I’m glad the boys have Dan. He seems like a normal, loving parent who is controlled by his narcissist wife (poor guy)
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Also sorry for the double post but I seem to remember when Forde Met Cohen for the first time Elle made a comment along the lines of ‘I’m not holding the baby since I want Forde to know that I’m still available to him’ (something like that)
Notice how she suddenly doesn’t care about that now that she has a GIRL
Notice how she suddenly doesn’t care about that now that she has a GIRL
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Oh my God!!! When I saw this video come across this morning I literally thought to myself "Isn't this baby like a month old at this point - What is the point of this?" Elle is dragging these moments out to the point that they are now just so, so stale. And I really don't like how she is detracting time away from her boys JUST to try and force a cute Youtube moment. Once again, if she just let things come about organically, they'd be so much more warmly received.
I'm not sure when she's going to start putting out actual "content", but all of this "baby's first" stuff is really old. The baby is a month old. I swear, she's going to be out of diapers before we start getting new videos. All of these "firsts" should have been pumped out the week AFTER the baby was born. That is when interest is at the highest. No one has been sitting around anxiously waiting to see how Forde and Cohen reacted to their new sibling. Like, I don't even get that jazzed to see how my own nieces and nephews react to new siblings. She doesn't seem to realize that dragging all this stuff out is going to do the exact opposite of what she wants.
For example, I am a pretty regular viewer. I've mentioned before that I have watched since Forde was a wee little babe (my last post I accidentally said Cohen and couldn't edit it), however, I am putting Elle and the channel out of my rotation for a while. I'm just not into all of these forced moments and dragging everything out for views. Personally, I wish she would just let go of that whole "trying to be best" act she has. Not every moment is the "cutest", not everything your kid says is the "funniest."
Many, many viewers are like me: I prefer authentic moment/channels (even if - and especially if - everything isn't PERFECT), to channels that force moments or script interactions. Unfortunately for Elle, there are just so many other channels out there who do it better. Elle has too heavy a hand - I can always tell when she's forced these interactions.
I'm not sure when she's going to start putting out actual "content", but all of this "baby's first" stuff is really old. The baby is a month old. I swear, she's going to be out of diapers before we start getting new videos. All of these "firsts" should have been pumped out the week AFTER the baby was born. That is when interest is at the highest. No one has been sitting around anxiously waiting to see how Forde and Cohen reacted to their new sibling. Like, I don't even get that jazzed to see how my own nieces and nephews react to new siblings. She doesn't seem to realize that dragging all this stuff out is going to do the exact opposite of what she wants.
For example, I am a pretty regular viewer. I've mentioned before that I have watched since Forde was a wee little babe (my last post I accidentally said Cohen and couldn't edit it), however, I am putting Elle and the channel out of my rotation for a while. I'm just not into all of these forced moments and dragging everything out for views. Personally, I wish she would just let go of that whole "trying to be best" act she has. Not every moment is the "cutest", not everything your kid says is the "funniest."
Many, many viewers are like me: I prefer authentic moment/channels (even if - and especially if - everything isn't PERFECT), to channels that force moments or script interactions. Unfortunately for Elle, there are just so many other channels out there who do it better. Elle has too heavy a hand - I can always tell when she's forced these interactions.
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I think she is at over 200k subs...and I wonder: who ARE these people? I cannot imagine being a new subscriber to her channel at this point... Terrible content. I like reading here, but I think I am done wasting my precious time watching Elle's crap. Maybe if she cuts her shit piles down to 3min. I will reconsider.
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Skinnie wrote:I think she is at over 200k subs...and I wonder: who ARE these people? I cannot imagine being a new subscriber to her channel at this point... Terrible content. I like reading here, but I think I am done wasting my precious time watching Elle's crap. Maybe if she cuts her shit piles down to 3min. I will reconsider.
Right????
I subbed before Forde was born. She was a little uptight but more genuine back then. I was pregnant too so I felt some commonality... now? None. I’ve since experienced loss (and real infertility of 5+ years before my son Fordes age was born) and so much of her “content” is honestly hurtful and offensive!
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As always, you ladies are right on point!
Oh my god, I hadn’t considered that when Cohen asked to stay with Elle, he knew that the camera was being turned off and he would be shuffled out. Wow, now I’m really depressed. The poor kid!
Imagine that was your life? Being a 3 year old kid and knowing (without knowing) that all “meaningful” contact with your mother is wholly dependent upon creating content. That’s some sad shit right there.
I’m so annoyed with all the whispering. The womb is literally a loud environment. Babies like the noise. It’s unrealistic to expect her boys to be quiet all the damn time. Babies need to learn to live with the noise. That’s just life in a multi-kid household.
I still can’t believe she spent like 10 days in bed. It’s the most infuriating bullshit I’ve ever heard. Get up. Get out of bed. Be a wife. Be a mother. I’m surprised she didn’t hire a band of slaves to massage her and fan her and feed her grapes 24/7. Seeing her in bed with that baby as the whole world comes to her makes me fucking crazy.
I remember when she was pregnant with Cohen, she said something along the lines of if their next baby was a girl, they would probably stop. But if it was a third boy, they’d go for the fourth and hope for a girl. It’s like her entire motherhood sham has been leading up to being a mom and daughter duo. Her boys have been disappointing her since their conception.
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Oh my god, I hadn’t considered that when Cohen asked to stay with Elle, he knew that the camera was being turned off and he would be shuffled out. Wow, now I’m really depressed. The poor kid!
Imagine that was your life? Being a 3 year old kid and knowing (without knowing) that all “meaningful” contact with your mother is wholly dependent upon creating content. That’s some sad shit right there.
I’m so annoyed with all the whispering. The womb is literally a loud environment. Babies like the noise. It’s unrealistic to expect her boys to be quiet all the damn time. Babies need to learn to live with the noise. That’s just life in a multi-kid household.
I still can’t believe she spent like 10 days in bed. It’s the most infuriating bullshit I’ve ever heard. Get up. Get out of bed. Be a wife. Be a mother. I’m surprised she didn’t hire a band of slaves to massage her and fan her and feed her grapes 24/7. Seeing her in bed with that baby as the whole world comes to her makes me fucking crazy.
I remember when she was pregnant with Cohen, she said something along the lines of if their next baby was a girl, they would probably stop. But if it was a third boy, they’d go for the fourth and hope for a girl. It’s like her entire motherhood sham has been leading up to being a mom and daughter duo. Her boys have been disappointing her since their conception.
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That was the most anticlimactic vlog I’ve ever seen. The view count on it shows just how little interest everyone has in this “baby’s first” BS, like a previous poster mentioned- this kid is a month old now, no one gives a shit about your perfectly staged life Elle. The ship has sailed and you spent too long overthinking things 
I’ve also watched her since before Forde, and honestly, I had stopped watching for almost a year until I found this board. Now the only reason I watch is so I can dissect this woman’s BS with you ladies. I think we need to develop our own personal group where we can talk smack behind her back while developing actual personal relationships
you guys are my people! Lol
As for today’s waste of time video- I’m pleased to see Elle’s significantly swollen midsection, and I’m extremely curious as to what prescriptions she has on her side table there
I’ve also watched her since before Forde, and honestly, I had stopped watching for almost a year until I found this board. Now the only reason I watch is so I can dissect this woman’s BS with you ladies. I think we need to develop our own personal group where we can talk smack behind her back while developing actual personal relationships
you guys are my people! LolAs for today’s waste of time video- I’m pleased to see Elle’s significantly swollen midsection, and I’m extremely curious as to what prescriptions she has on her side table there
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Yeah I’ve been watching since her HairTwoHeels days. Can’t remember how I came across her (I think it was a vlog about a thrift store haul, actually) but she had like 200 subscribers, was orange, underweight, and said the weirdest shit. She did a vlog on positive affirmations and said she sticks post-it notes all over her apartment with positive things about herself written on them. The examples she read aloud were that she is kind to others (debatable), has a beautiful singing voice (also debatable) and that she has nice cuticles (sure?). I was hooked after that! I’ve been on this train wreck since it left the station. 
I’ve stopped watching her several times over the years, but something always drags me back to the shit show - like this forum!
You guys are definitely my tribe too. I can see us all as old ladies, heckling hussies at the mall food court.
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I’ve stopped watching her several times over the years, but something always drags me back to the shit show - like this forum!
You guys are definitely my tribe too. I can see us all as old ladies, heckling hussies at the mall food court.
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I can’t.Notablogger wrote:Can someone explain what her name Hair Two Heels even meant!??
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Good lord, I hope she’s gotten out of those pj’s to at least wash them 
As if she can’t even put on proper sized leggings to pick up her kid from school. We all know those pj pants are too small for her and ride up her ass. I can’t believe she’s worn them into public!
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Dan is now a much more worthy man because is the DAD of a daughter!He's now the Dad of a daughter and she'll look to him as the example of how a man should treat a woman...I can't wait to see their relationship develop and blossom over time!
This Sunday is Father's Day and I have LEGIT NO idea what to get Dan!! Can you help a mama out and leave suggestions in the comments?
Do people LEGIT have no idea what to get their spouse?
In an older video for his birthday she gave him what Google sponsored her with: some VR stuff and pixel ear buds.
Maybe just wait for a sponsor to send you something and pass that on.
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First - you’re all my kind of people and I love it.
Second - those pants that her ass crack loves to eat... YIKES IN PUBLIC?! nobody’s saying dress up but maybe something that doesn’t show off the booty crack so much? Get some *baggy* sweats and be a normal lazy mom (like me lol) or put on real pants.
Third - shocker, Dan being the father of a GIRL is way more important than the boys.
Fourth - Johnson&Johnson from the queen of ETHICS and MORALITY ... oh wait that doesn’t apply when the shitty company is willing to sponsor her, duh.
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Second - those pants that her ass crack loves to eat... YIKES IN PUBLIC?! nobody’s saying dress up but maybe something that doesn’t show off the booty crack so much? Get some *baggy* sweats and be a normal lazy mom (like me lol) or put on real pants.
Third - shocker, Dan being the father of a GIRL is way more important than the boys.
Fourth - Johnson&Johnson from the queen of ETHICS and MORALITY ... oh wait that doesn’t apply when the shitty company is willing to sponsor her, duh.
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Did she change her insta bio recently or do I just not pay that much attention?
"Inspiring women to be empowered and supported"
How do you inspire people to be supported?
"Inspiring women to be empowered and supported"
How do you inspire people to be supported?
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Dan’s getting J&J shampoo for Father’s Day, or maybe she’ll splurge and buy him an outfit from Joe Fresh with some gift cards I’m sure she was paid with by the company.
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This has bugged me since she posted it in her profile. IT IS SO DUMB. You’re right, how do your INSPIRE someone to be supported? You either support them or don’t. I think what she means is:SuperchicDeadpool wrote:Did she change her insta bio recently or do I just not pay that much attention?
"Inspiring women to be empowered and supported"
How do you inspire people to be supported?
“Supporting, empowering, and inspiring women!”*
*trademarked ME, so when Elle changes her profile next week we all know it’s because she’s stalking here.
If I remember, “Hair Two Heels” was because she posted content on caring for yourself “from your hair to your heels!” — but where’s the “TWO” come in? Does she not know the difference or was there some catchy reason for that.
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