Jesssfam: Hoarders- Baby Daddy Edition (Part 90)

[kecx12]

Please we all know Jess asked the twins that question just to make Drake seem like a shitty parent again. Her immaturity blows my mind. Time to grow the fuck up Jess. I'm starting to think she did hype up Drake calling to the twins. If she did that then she is just as shitty of a parent because that is a horrible thing to do to your children. I hope I'm wrong.

[pinkdiamond_3]

I think she asked who called them to say happy birthday. And obviously chris wouldn't call them as he lives in the same house.

It was "who told you happy birthday." Pretty shitty if their own step-dad didn't tell them happy birthday but that might be one of those things that goes without mentioning since he does live with them.

Recaps for the past two vlogs will come when my kid goes down for his nap this afternoon just FYI

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They also didn't mention Janelle and we saw be wish them a happy birthday. I'm sure they just forgot who else.
People on here really try to reach sometimes....

I think people reached for that one because Jess tried to obviously take a jab at Drake knowing the twins wouldn't mention him when asked.... but if you want to get technical, they didn't mention a lot of people. She just didn't think of that because she's only focused on making Drake look bad.



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[missy-1010]

Drake is an absolute meat ball but do we really believe he didn't even CALL the twins after he just had a birthday party for Landen? Like come on Jessica. No one is buying it. We all know Drake prefers the twins (no thanks to Chris) so I seriously doubt he wouldn't even call them.
Plus for her to purposely do this to her kids, makes her a slimy little c*nt. Like she shouldn't even be mentioning it on camera or egging them on like that if drake didn't actually call...


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[Kmommy]

Anybody else notice how most of her video thumbnails are of her? Like damn, why is she so conceited??

[MamaJoAnna]

"THE MORNING AFTER" Recap

Morning time with a still-face-painted Kyson and Kaden
Lilia and Landen come home and Mimi and Poppy are over - Lilia asks "what did you get me, Mom?" (wow, sounded kinda bratty)
Boys talking to Mimi
Jess shows Lilia the Lego that a viewer made for her
Talking about Logan's birthday
Apparently Jessica was late for her first date with Chris
Various pieces of birthday party footage, including Gabe and Amber with Addelyn
Twins playing a game
Landen doing some sort of racing game
Go karts
Gabe playing peekaboo with Addelyn and ends up scaring her
Chris and Landen
Blaster boats where Jess and Lilia get soaked after being obnoxious about not wanting to get wet
Everyone goes to dinner
End of vlog

"THIS IS NOT OKAY!" Recap

Lilia tells Kaden happy birthday as she gets ready for school (totally unprompted I'm sure lol)
Lilia leaves for school (Janell/Gabe/Amber giving a ride? Not specified) and Addie and Kaden play
This was apparently filmed on the boys' birthday
Addie grabs Kaden's hair
Kyson sleeps in and wakes up late in the day
Addie in the Bumbo (on the floor thankfully)
Twins talking to Gigi
Janell brings presents by for the boys
Singing happy birthday to the boys
Jess reminisces with Kyson and Kaden about them being born and now turning 5, going on about their ages, acting obnoxious over their birthdays (as a mom, I get it, but there are less obnoxious ways to go on about it)
Target shopping with Addie in the cart
At the boys' school, doing a birthday celebration for the boys with cupcakes
Kids singing happy birthday
Showing Addie sitting by herself at home
Going to baseball for Kyson and Kaden
Kaden gets a hit but gets out
Kyson gets a hit and his reaction is looped a few times
Lilia doing homework
Talking to more family for Kyson and Kaden's birthday
Talking about who told them happy birthday that day
FaceTiming with Mimi
Trying to do a cute moment with Addie but it fails because Addie grabs her hair (ALSO GET THE FUCKING BUMBO OFF THE COUNTER!!!)
Birthday cake and more singing
End of vlog

[alexmorgan]

Watching addie "sit all by herself" was pretty painful

[wolfybutt]

Watching addie "sit all by herself" was pretty painful

So was watching her sit in the target shopping cart .. why is she rushing for her to sit up?


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[babyfox]

I really didn't take her asking the twins who wished them a happy birthday as a jab at Drake.

I wanted to say this a couple days ago but the discussion about it had passed already: If Drake actually couldn't even take 5 minutes out of his day to call and wish them a happy birthday, that is so shitty. There is absolutely no excuse.

[coopersmom]

"THE MORNING AFTER" Recap

Morning time with a still-face-painted Kyson and Kaden
Lilia and Landen come home and Mimi and Poppy are over - Lilia asks "what did you get me, Mom?" (wow, sounded kinda bratty)
Boys talking to Mimi
Jess shows Lilia the Lego that a viewer made for her
Talking about Logan's birthday
Apparently Jessica was late for her first date with Chris
Various pieces of birthday party footage, including Gabe and Amber with Addelyn
Twins playing a game
Landen doing some sort of racing game
Go karts
Gabe playing peekaboo with Addelyn and ends up scaring her
Chris and Landen
Blaster boats where Jess and Lilia get soaked after being obnoxious about not wanting to get wet
Everyone goes to dinner
End of vlog

Yeah no shit she was probably late for her first date with Chris. The amniotic fluid on the couch barely had barely dried by the time she pulled up to Taco Bell with Prince StabbyDoo.
Also her titles are fucking stupid, they're not relevant and it's obvious to everyone she's doing this for clickbait. No use in clickbait, we've already seen a doctor lose an arm in her cavernous uterus, Landen take the slip n' slide express out of her crotch and her rash tits come out to play almost every week.

[Blackswan]

Anybody else notice how most of her video thumbnails are of her? Like damn, why is she so conceited??

Well most youtubers are narcissistic so her thumbnails don't surprise me.

[sadie]

I hated her crying over the twins age "please promise me you won't turn 6" it makes it sound like they'll die before they turn 6.

[jatezo4]

Watching addie "sit all by herself" was pretty painful

"She's sitting by herself. Like, literally sitting by herself."
Yes, Jursica, we literally see that.


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[dazzled]

Those boots she keeps wearing were literally in style around 2008. I remember every girl having one pair back when I was in eighth/ninth grade.

[happyfunmeowmeow]

Landen kinda looks like Gage from Pet Semetary. I can't unsee it.

[lagenialester]

Agreed! I read a blog by a mom who lost her child to cancer and she says that she always regrets saying "never grow up". I thought I was the only person that was bothered by that!

[luci417]

Her videos are driving me crazy I really want to keep watching, but not sure I can lol. I feel like she's subtly trying to change herself now that Kally is doing videos. Suddenly Jess isn't always "perfect" and being super silly and adding little sound effects into her videos exactly like Kally does. Someone's getting nervous :: The whole scene on the stairs where she threw herself around crying over her, and the twins, ages? Like, stop.


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Maybe Jess is trying to do a little rebranding now Kally's pretty much admitted/proven how much Jess likes to portray her own context . Like in Kally's videos Jess's house is dirty, her kids run wild, etc. but in Jesssfam vlogs the house is mostly fine rn and the kids are boisterous but loveable (well...for the most part). I mean we all knew already it but I don't think Kally is afraid to tell people Jess lives in absolute chaos on a completely different level than what we see in the vlogs. Maybe she's trying to humanise herself and show she's 'just like us' in case things go sour with Kally and she decides to make 'The Truth: Part 2'.

[gemmie]

I hated her crying over the twins age "please promise me you won't turn 6" it makes it sound like they'll die before they turn 6.

Exactly! Growing older is a privilege denied to many. She was being too dramatic. God forbid the attention was on the birthday boys, so she had to make a scene.


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[happyfunmeowmeow]

Agreed! I read a blog by a mom who lost her child to cancer and she says that she always regrets saying "never grow up". I thought I was the only person that was bothered by that!

Damn, I never thought about this in that way.

[hwarner]

"THE MORNING AFTER" Recap

Morning time with a still-face-painted Kyson and Kaden
Lilia and Landen come home and Mimi and Poppy are over - Lilia asks "what did you get me, Mom?" (wow, sounded kinda bratty)
Boys talking to Mimi
Jess shows Lilia the Lego that a viewer made for her
Talking about Logan's birthday
Apparently Jessica was late for her first date with Chris
Various pieces of birthday party footage, including Gabe and Amber with Addelyn
Twins playing a game
Landen doing some sort of racing game
Go karts
Gabe playing peekaboo with Addelyn and ends up scaring her
Chris and Landen
Blaster boats where Jess and Lilia get soaked after being obnoxious about not wanting to get wet
Everyone goes to dinner
End of vlog

Yeah no shit she was probably late for her first date with Chris. The amniotic fluid on the couch barely had barely dried by the time she pulled up to Taco Bell with Prince StabbyDoo.
Also her titles are fucking stupid, they're not relevant and it's obvious to everyone she's doing this for clickbait. No use in clickbait, we've already seen a doctor lose an arm in her cavernous uterus, Landen take the slip n' slide express out of her crotch and her rash tits come out to play almost every week.

I sat with a stupid look on my face for like 60 seconds thinking you said her titties were stupid


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[whattheactual]

Her videos are driving me crazy I really want to keep watching, but not sure I can lol. I feel like she's subtly trying to change herself now that Kally is doing videos. Suddenly Jess isn't always "perfect" and being super silly and adding little sound effects into her videos exactly like Kally does. Someone's getting nervous :: The whole scene on the stairs where she threw herself around crying over her, and the twins, ages? Like, stop.


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Maybe Jess is trying to do a little rebranding now Kally's pretty much admitted/proven how much Jess likes to portray her own context . Like in Kally's videos Jess's house is dirty, her kids run wild, etc. but in Jesssfam vlogs the house is mostly fine rn and the kids are boisterous but loveable (well...for the most part). I mean we all knew already it but I don't think Kally is afraid to tell people Jess lives in absolute chaos on a completely different level than what we see in the vlogs. Maybe she's trying to humanise herself and show she's 'just like us' in case things go sour with Kally and she decides to make 'The Truth: Part 2'.

Who wouldn't try to portray themselves in a good light thought? Like if i was a youtuber i wouldn't go on and just be like "yup my life is a shit show". Maybe that's just me.