The Lindquists

Unread post by **Nacholife** » Mon Jun 24, 2019 1:55 pm

Notablogger wrote:What great content are we getting tomorrow? Do you think it will actually be not baby related?

I bet it will be ALL BABY.

“Baby’s first doctor appointment”

“My newborn BABY GIRL ROUTINE”

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Unread post by **okaythatlldo** » Mon Jun 24, 2019 3:34 pm

I’ve got my fingers crossed for NEWBORN BABY GIRL ANOINTED WITH ESSENTIAL OILS (DOTERRA)

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Unread post by **Margie** » Mon Jun 24, 2019 4:14 pm

Hahaha, it’ll def be baby related, but even if it isn’t, it will still be subpar quality content, at best.

Unread post by **zelda2011** » Mon Jun 24, 2019 4:48 pm

Baby GIRL had a 5 hour nap, on Elle? I.e. an excuse for her to sit down and have everyone wait on her hand and foot since the baby is SLEEPING in my arms

Unread post by **Skinnie** » Mon Jun 24, 2019 5:45 pm

zelda2011 wrote: ↑Mon Jun 24, 2019 4:48 pm Baby GIRL had a 5 hour nap, on Elle? I.e. an excuse for her to sit down and have everyone wait on her hand and foot since the baby is SLEEPING in my arms

Thank goodness she doesn't have any other children that may need her attention...

Unread post by **Nacholife** » Mon Jun 24, 2019 8:57 pm

Elle engaging her audience:

“Anyone have any tips for making sure we explore outdoors as a family more often???”

Huh?? I don’t know, maybe get off your ass more ?? Let your husband enjoy his day off with his family instead of making him watch your two older sons while you run errands like you always do.

$100 says any day off Dan gets off he’s either cleaning, doing yard work or running errands.

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Unread post by **okaythatlldo** » Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:21 am

Her engagement posts lately are ridiculous. Tips for baby gas? Tips for making my boys feel loved and included? Tips for getting outside?

Here are some tips:

Baby gas drops.
Choose your boys over a knitting project.
Go outside.

I feel like these tips are just crazy enough to work...

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Unread post by **TeachIT** » Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:14 am

It won’t load for me to watch, but YEP baby content “STAY AT HOME MOM OF 3 VLOGGER FIRST DAY ALONE WITH KIDS” or something like that

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Unread post by **Skinnie** » Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:24 am

TeachIT wrote: ↑Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:14 am It won’t load for me to watch, but YEP baby content “STAY AT HOME MOM OF 3 VLOGGER FIRST DAY ALONE WITH KIDS” or something like that

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What are the odds one or both boys will end up in a summer program/day camp? It seems this vlog showed that there is already difficulty keeping them occupied.

Unread post by **Nacholife** » Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:36 am

What a snooze fest but I watched the vlog. Elle has to call Dan during his first day back at work (hence super busy) to bitch that a kid was puking. Like doesn’t she know how to handle that situation? Why make Dan feel bad for working while his son is sick??

She was quicker to call Dan about Cohen puking then she was about her overflowing toilet.

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Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:51 am

Helll yeah Cohen, make her cringe.

Although this just makes her hate him even more. She already doesn’t like the “Viking child”, and the fact that he threw up twice on her first day alone makes it worse.

Also just a tip Elle, if blankette is gassy, it’s probably the coffee.
Actually the acidity from the tomato sauce would probably do it too if blanky was sensitive enough. I know I had to have an EXTREMELY bland diet for a while when my babe was younger.

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Tue Jun 25, 2019 7:56 am

That was a snoozefest. I don't understand why she needed to call Dan just because Cohen puked? Was she expecting Dan to come home early and cancel the rest of his workday because Cohen is unwell? He wasn't deathly ill that warranted an ER visit. If I was in Elle's shoes, I would just text to keep Dan in the loop.

On another note, why is Elle's face puffy and wrinkly at the same time. Not really sure what cosmetic procedures she's done but it looks like she hasn't had them recently. Whatever it is, it made her look so much different from when she had Cohen.

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Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:02 am

She was absolutely hoping dan would come home from work early because Cohen puked. 100%, that’s what her goal was.

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Unread post by **okaythatlldo** » Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:08 am

BREAKING NEWS: STAY AT HOME MOM STAYS AT HOME AND DOES REGULAR MOM THINGS

Honestly, if you’re gonna get shit done, it’s when you have a newborn. When she wakes up in another 2-3 months, things will get interesting. I’ll be watching!

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Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:10 pm

Elle posted a meme on Facebook about being a wreck when asked if baby sleeps through the night. I want to comment so badly "You have a 1 month old! This meme is more appropriate for babies at the very least 6 months and up!".

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Unread post by **okaythatlldo** » Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:47 pm

Speaking of the sleep meme, her comment about drinking coffee at the beginning of that video. Why be apologetic for drinking coffee? Kids are fucking exhausting. And then she has to qualify it with being fReNcH pReSs and made with coconut milk to remind us all that she’s still better than us.

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Unread post by **TeachIT** » Tue Jun 25, 2019 5:59 pm

Recap: BUSY SAHM OF THREE DOES HER JOB AND ACTUALLY RAISES CHILDREN

Elle starts this video with a lovely montage of coffee making. Which immediately shows me she isn’t overwhelmed. I wasn’t frothing any damn milk when I was overwhelmed, I was chugging cold brew concentrate and hoping for the best.

Forde is actually still in school for another week, and I expect she will eventually enroll him in some type of summer camp (both boys) because other than this video (STAGED) we don’t ever actually see her parent her children, she just shuttles them off to running school so “mummy” can go to the spa!

Very long boring montage of Elle cutting the boys hair. DID YOU KNOW SHE USED TO BE A HAIRDRESSER. Omg mom goals.

Her kids watch tv while she cleans. Why does she think ANYONE wants to watch this? We’re all doing this, lady.

She’s wearing a dress to “test” it for breastfeeding. She stretches the neck down. As someone with kids, I’m shocked she doesn’t know that that will work BUT ruin the dress over time. Especially considering she buys maternity clothes so that she doesn’t “stretch out and ruin” her normal clothes. Also; she’s only filling her closet with things that fit as part of her POST PARTUM JOURNEY (careful wording there)

At 3 weeks old miracle baby Blankie is already “SO ALERT” so be ready, we have another aDvAnCeD lindquist baby on our hands. Forde is suuuuuuch a genius

and now Blankette too! And then Cohen will always be forced to be the Viking dunce. Poor kid.

Cohen throws up and shockingly Elle doesn’t leave him laying in it for hours. She calls dan to come home because Elle doesn’t like icky kid puke. Only bodily fluids from BABIES are allowed.

Elle cleans out the boys toys so they will play more and watch Tv less. A couple of tips Elle. 1) when they ask, say no 2) spend more on nice toys for them, like you did Blankie. I can’t help but notice that some of her BABY toys were $50+ toys but the boys have nothing but rinky dink toys and some books.

Dan comes home and praises Elle for being woman of the year for RAISING KIDS and MAKING DINNER. Wow, what a catch she is!

Elle explains to us how subscribing/notifications work on YouTube before begging people to subscribe.

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Unread post by **chloe6124** » Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:02 pm

Where does she get off calling dan home from his job because her kid is sick. Did he come home? This woman is crazy.

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Unread post by **TeachIT** » Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:04 pm

chloe6124 wrote:Where does she get off calling dan home from his job because her kid is sick. Did he come home? This woman is crazy.

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He didn’t! She isn’t that spoiled, thankfully.

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Unread post by **Margie** » Wed Jun 26, 2019 11:13 am

Wow... over 300 people took the time to email Elle about her stupid algorithm issue which we all know is her biggest concern in life, and in return she is giving them 50% off her stupid ebooks? Fucking gift that shit Elle! If you were actually so generous, that’s what you would do, it costs you NOTHING to give away your own stupid product, but this bitch proves again, she’s a greedy little cunt.

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