Gardner Quad Squad, A Miracle Freeloading Part 4

[qsauntiem]

Re. Utah sugar consumption, I found these interesting reddit r/exmormom threads:




Why are baked goods, sweets, etc...so prevalent in the Mormon households?


Soda Shops?

Maybe it is an addiction. Some say sugar is as addictive as crack cocaine. It may be true as I've been stunned by their extreme daily sugar intake.

Remember a prior vlog of Bison capturing an empty can of sweetened condensed milk ... and a spoon. "My FIL has been here," says Bison. Who the hell eats that crap out of the can with a spoon?! It's a heart attack in a can!

Calories in Borden Eagle Brand Sweetened Condensed Milk

Borden Eagle Brand - Sweetened Condensed Milk
Servings:
Calories 1,300
Sodium 350 mg
Total Fat 30 g
Saturated 20 g
Total Carbs 220 g
Sugars 220 g
Cholesterol 100 mg

Coming from my practicing LDS perspective, I believe it's absolutely stemmed in (an "acceptable" form of) addiction. Just like Diet Coke. Just like prescription drugs. Last I heard, we in Utah are among the highest percentage in the country when it comes to rx drug abuse.

I guess The Greedners forgot the part in the LDS church's Word of Wisdom that counsels "moderation in ALL things" not just moderation in what's comfortable for you.



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Thanks for your reply, and I hope I didn't offend any LDS. It wasn't my intent. After working with many LDS and watching LDS YTers, there seems to be a big dependence on sugar (and pantries).

Oh, I definitely wasn't offended. Utah Mormons, as a whole, are kind of a quirky bunch

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[Laughter6789]

The slip and slide vlog. So much to snark on but what really stood out to me was when Stephanie brought out the ice cream. The way that not only the feral four, but also big belly bison swarmed her and begin grabbing at the ice cream was absolutely, dreadfully and chaotically disgusting. It was literally a moment of chaos with those 5 pigs frantically grabbing and swarming around to make sure that they got their fat grubby hands on an ice cream before anyone else did. They were like a bunch of crackheads that just came across a big stash of crack and needed to get their fix. If one didn't know any better, they'd think that they were starved. The way that those grabby pigs act when there is food around is just appalling.

I truly hate Trashley and Fathead stinky cow for making me hate on little kids but I just can't help it with these people. Those girls are SO incredibly unlikable to me. They are already becoming greedy, grabby, spoiled little pigs and they always look like they stink due to their nasty bulging piss and shit filled diapers. There is just nothing about them that I like anymore. I know it's not the kids' fault AT ALL but I just can't help it and I hate that those assholes are causing people to feel this way about their kids. I know I can't be the only one.

[BumblebeeBubbles]

Someone posted on Facebook. "Those little bodies can sure eat a lot. So cute." No no. It's not cute. As one who has struggled with her weight due to thyroid issues, it's not cute in any way. And those little bodies shouldn't be able to hold that much. That's even more scary. Tells me they are used to it. I'm a grownup and if I ate that much I'd be vomiting. How do 2-year-olds do it?

[BumblebeeBubbles]

Why wouldn't they put the blankets in a nice bag like a proper gift they are so self centred and lazy


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They don't do the gift thing well. Remember the nephew and the money in newspaper? My guess? They didn't even think about it until they pulled up, had some shit blankets in their SUV, and ta-da. Very much like adolescents - I don't think they think far enough in advance about another human being. It's a shame because they have had so many lovely and thoughtful gifts given to them. A waste but thoughtful. And they can't even utter a thank you.

[Something_Relevant]

To help clarify the Esme pronunciation issue- Esme is a French name and it would normally have an accent on the last E. É is pronounced -ay. So it really just depends on if you're going with the original pronunciation or taking the English spelling pronunciation.

[BumblebeeBubbles]

I thought that, too. Doesn't really matter since they don't actually use their names. Indie and Ezzy and Evie are at least close. Poor Scarlett. Such a lovely name and she's not even Scarlett to me. She's Barley. And she acts more like a Barley than a Scarlett. So much effort in those names to become a grain.

I think I like the pronunciation Esmay better, though, now that I'm saying it. More feminine. EsME makes a hard cough at the end and harder sounding. Maybe that's why it's Ezzy. Poor kids. They'll all be in kindergarten with no clue what their names are with their cousin Tuna.

[BumblebeeBubbles]

To help clarify the Esme pronunciation issue- Esme is a French name and it would normally have an accent on the last E. É is pronounced -ay. So it really just depends on if you're going with the original pronunciation or taking the English spelling pronunciation.

Oh thanks! I wondered where MAY comes from. But that makes sense! And why it sounds more feminine. I guess - technically - if you wanted EsMAY then you'd probably use an umlaut?!? The interesting things we learn when we snark!

[Guest]

Has anyone in Australia found anywhere online where we can watch Rattled?


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I spent a good hour trying to figure out a way of viewing the new season. No luck. ...

I just happened upon season 2 on T$A fb; in case you haven't already found it: https://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/rattled/

[Harkette]

The slip and slide vlog. So much to snark on but what really stood out to me was when Stephanie brought out the ice cream. The way that not only the feral four, but also big belly bison swarmed her and begin grabbing at the ice cream was absolutely, dreadfully and chaotically disgusting. It was literally a moment of chaos with those 5 pigs frantically grabbing and swarming around to make sure that they got their fat grubby hands on an ice cream before anyone else did. They were like a bunch of crackheads that just came across a big stash of crack and needed to get their fix. If one didn't know any better, they'd think that they were starved. The way that those grabby pigs act when there is food around is just appalling.

I truly hate Trashley and Fathead stinky cow for making me hate on little kids but I just can't help it with these people. Those girls are SO incredibly unlikable to me. They are already becoming greedy, grabby, spoiled little pigs and they always look like they stink due to their nasty bulging piss and shit filled diapers. There is just nothing about them that I like anymore. I know it's not the kids' fault AT ALL but I just can't help it and I hate that those assholes are causing people to feel this way about their kids. I know I can't be the only one.

i feel the same way and it makes me so sad for those little girls. They're just innocent kids and have no idea they're being raised by lazy assholes.
Also for some reason to me Tyler always looks like he probably stinks


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[SnarkieSophie]

Re. Utah sugar consumption, I found these interesting reddit r/exmormom threads:




Why are baked goods, sweets, etc...so prevalent in the Mormon households?


Soda Shops?

Maybe it is an addiction. Some say sugar is as addictive as crack cocaine. It may be true as I've been stunned by their extreme daily sugar intake.

Remember a prior vlog of Bison capturing an empty can of sweetened condensed milk ... and a spoon. "My FIL has been here," says Bison. Who the hell eats that crap out of the can with a spoon?! It's a heart attack in a can!

Calories in Borden Eagle Brand Sweetened Condensed Milk

Borden Eagle Brand - Sweetened Condensed Milk
Servings:
Calories 1,300
Sodium 350 mg
Total Fat 30 g
Saturated 20 g
Total Carbs 220 g
Sugars 220 g
Cholesterol 100 mg

Oh. My. Glob.

So very sorry LDS SISsies but this retired Catholic now think LDS sounds like a cult.

[Guest]

Has anyone in Australia found anywhere online where we can watch Rattled?


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I spent a good hour trying to figure out a way of viewing the new season. No luck. ...

I just happened upon season 2 on T$A fb; in case you haven't already found it: https://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/rattled/

Oh well, crap... (I mean CRAP...) those are just shorts. Why say that you can see the full episodes there when you can't?

[SnarkieSophie]

So is Esme pronounced EsME and not Esmay? Traditionally that would be pronounced Esmay, but I just noticed they say EsME. Esme is a gorgeous name, when pronounced as it was intended...

Yes it is EsME. Me is how it's spelled. Not sure why it would be pronounced Esmay unless it's a choice. ME is Me, myself and I both in spelling and pronunciation.

We pronounce it Esmay in Australia. Esme Gardner was the first time I'd ever heard it pronounced EsME. Probably makes more sense that way!


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Yeah, we pronounce it the British way as we do with hundreds of other words. It's the old "you say potato and I say potatoe" thing. A good example is what you pronounce as "ass" we pronounce it as "arse". I sure all my Aussies SISsies, like me have had to change posts to ass because we knew you wouldn't know what we mean by arse.

I, unfortunately, don't like the name. It reminds me of a book I read, set in 1950's England, where the main character had a dotty old maiden Aunt named Esme. A real lavender and lace with button up boots character.

It's not a popular girls name either here or in the UK however, a SISsie mentioned that Esme is the name of a character in the Twilight (I think) book series so it will probably grow in popularity.

[qsauntiem]

Re. Utah sugar consumption, I found these interesting reddit r/exmormom threads:




Why are baked goods, sweets, etc...so prevalent in the Mormon households?


Soda Shops?

Maybe it is an addiction. Some say sugar is as addictive as crack cocaine. It may be true as I've been stunned by their extreme daily sugar intake.

Remember a prior vlog of Bison capturing an empty can of sweetened condensed milk ... and a spoon. "My FIL has been here," says Bison. Who the hell eats that crap out of the can with a spoon?! It's a heart attack in a can!

Calories in Borden Eagle Brand Sweetened Condensed Milk

Borden Eagle Brand - Sweetened Condensed Milk
Servings:
Calories 1,300
Sodium 350 mg
Total Fat 30 g
Saturated 20 g
Total Carbs 220 g
Sugars 220 g
Cholesterol 100 mg

Oh. My. Glob.

So very sorry LDS SISsies but this retired Catholic now think LDS sounds like a cult.

I can completely understand why someone outside looking in could interpret it that way. If anything, it's made me a far more tolerant human being. I just wish Ty$on and Ashley didn't associate with the faith. I don't think they're an accurate representation.

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[Merikat]

I never heard the names Indie or Esme before the Gardners. I don't like with one of those names. I do like the names Scarlett and Evangeline.

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[SnarkieSophie]

Why did Trashley feel like they had to take 2 girls down at the same time? That is - obviously - very dangerous. Not only can you not hold on to them both well at that speed, but they could bash heads. Indie went off but the chubby sure looks like she's hanging on by a thread too. What was he thinking? This is a way to absolutely terrify your children into not trusting you or liking slides or being traumatized. Good going, Gut. Why not take one, put her securely in the middle of your lap, make her feel secure with her dad, and not even take the chance of hurting them? One answer: because it was about HIM showing up, not about THEM at all. He's an ass. They aren't dolls. They aren't toys you can pick up by the arm and throw around. Good god, man.

"Why did Trashley feel like they had to take 2 girls down at the same time? That is - obviously - very dangerous". Why did BOTH of them have to take 2 girls down at the same time whilst SIMULTANEOUSLY FILMING IT ON THEIR FUCKING PHONES!

Sorry SISsies, after Stellaboo's posted her eagled eyed catch of Indie's nearly tragic whiplash accident I've been incandescent with RAGE!

I bet the Greedner's had to get a dog license when they microchipped Bentley, yet these FUCKWITS are allowed to have children without any sort of vetting. I never in my life or in my wildest dreams thought a situation would arise where I'd be pro-eugenics.

Tyrant and CRAP you did this to me.

I hope you burn in hell, bound together for eternity, for what you have done to your poor innocent girls and for what you will do to these girls in the future.



Awl done.

[BellybuttonFluff]

I've all but given up watching the Greedners now. They're barely even snark-worthy. Same shit, same bad smell.
I did catch Adam Busby on Insta-Stories today. Those girls are so far ahead of the FF. Sitting quietly listening to books, reading the books back to daddy, initiating conversations and not just repeating what was said to them, doing imaginative play.
Sadly it just highlights how delayed the FF are.

[Howlin17]

There is something pathological about a person who feels the need to video themselves constantly. What kind of arrogance does it take to decide that ones life and family is SO damn interesting that it must be recorded and shared with the world? How is that decision made? I understand how, at the beginning, the Greedners had a following. But, the Binghams? I personally have never followed any of these vlogging families except the Greedy Bunch. Long history of infertility made their story interesting to me. Now, it's like watching a sad trainwreck. Are there a lot of families like the Binghams who put their lives on YT and gather a following?

[Sunnyunicorn]

Since T&A did a NICU reminder I figured I would too...

A friend of the family popped up on GOMI as the snark began (about gritting as this was before the abusive parenting and developmental delays became apparent) and said that:

1. T&A called the NICU nurses and hospital staff "the help" and expected them to literally clean up after them (because they've always been pigs.)

2. They wanted the girls oxygen tubes to come out as soon as they possibly could because they didn't like the way they looked on the girls faces. So yes, they valued appearances over the health of their children as soon as those tiny preemie babies entered the world.

And really, the first tip off to me about what kind of person Trashley is was the full faces of (poorly applied) makeup she'd do in the hospital every day- including after the girls were born. When did she have the time for that?

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[eskayem]

Since T&A did a NICU reminder I figured I would too...

A friend of the family popped up on GOMI as the snark began (about gritting as this was before the abusive parenting and developmental delays became apparent) and said that:

1. T&A called the NICU nurses and hospital staff "the help" and expected them to literally clean up after them (because they've always been pigs.)

2. They wanted the girls oxygen tubes to come out as soon as they possibly could because they didn't like the way they looked on the girls faces. So yes, they valued appearances over the health of their children as soon as those tiny preemie babies entered the world.

And really, the first tip off to me about what kind of person Trashley is was the full faces of (poorly applied) makeup she'd do in the hospital every day- including after the girls were born. When did she have the time for that?

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Yup, I'm the one who has a friend who works in that NICU, housekeepers were often referred to as "the help." and they NEVER picked up after themselves. There are signs everywhere not to wear heavy perfumes/colognes, yet you could smell AssWit a mile away. There was also them claiming they had that whole "cul-de-sac" to themselves but there were two rooms to the side that also held babies, mainly highly sick ones, but the nurses and doctors like to keep multiples together. I'll have to ask my friend for more, but for now I'll leave you with the personal favorite, she would only come in on days she knew TLC was coming and when she was informed TLC wouldn't be there she put one of her daughters back in the isolette and left.

Of course, all of this is hearsay, but I tend to believe my friend. Especially if I heard these stories before they became millionaires and YouTube (in)Famous.

For all you asking, no, my friend will never join any of these sites, it would put her job in jeopardy.

[SnarkieSophie]

Re. Utah sugar consumption, I found these interesting reddit r/exmormom threads:




Why are baked goods, sweets, etc...so prevalent in the Mormon households?


Soda Shops?

Maybe it is an addiction. Some say sugar is as addictive as crack cocaine. It may be true as I've been stunned by their extreme daily sugar intake.

Remember a prior vlog of Bison capturing an empty can of sweetened condensed milk ... and a spoon. "My FIL has been here," says Bison. Who the hell eats that crap out of the can with a spoon?! It's a heart attack in a can!

Calories in Borden Eagle Brand Sweetened Condensed Milk

Borden Eagle Brand - Sweetened Condensed Milk
Servings:
Calories 1,300
Sodium 350 mg
Total Fat 30 g
Saturated 20 g
Total Carbs 220 g
Sugars 220 g
Cholesterol 100 mg

Oh. My. Glob.

So very sorry LDS SISsies but this retired Catholic now think LDS sounds like a cult.

Once again my dear LDS SISsies I'm so very sorry for likening LDS to a cult. I'm very crabby today.

Catholics once had food restriction as well. They were not allowed to eat meat on Fridays and by the way, that's why McDonalds launched the Fillet of Fish burger in the 1950's, nor were they allowed to eat 12 then 8 then 3 hours before receiving Holy Communion. Nowadays Catholics aren't required to fast at all unless they do decide to do so during Lent.

Catholics too, have what to non-Catholics must appear to be strange costumes eg Priests', Monsignors', Bishops', Archbishops' and Papal robes, "dog collars" and black civies (clothing) for Priests, Brothers and all the above hierarchy, Nuns' habits, Monks' robes and Altar Boy and Choristers robes.

Catholics also have that laughable "Get Out Of Jail Free" card called Confession. These days you don't have to confess your sins to a Priest in a Confessional you can ask God to forgive you in the privacy of your own mind. So a Catholic can murder someone and if truly repentant can go straight to Heaven when they die. Before the Pope decided there was no such thing as "Purgatory" late last century, a murderer would have to spend 1000s of years in Purgatory before making it to Heaven for the rest of eternity.

If all the above is not "cultish" then I'll eat one of Tubby Tyrant's donits! Remember SISsies, we don't have the type of donits the Tyrant hoovers up so when I first saw what they looked like I likened them to, what I imagined, a stool sample of Tubby would look like.




Awl done