Gardner Quad Squad A Miracle Freeloading (Part 13)

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I honestly have to look away from his gross tongue pictures. YUCK. He insists on letting it dangle out at every opportunity. What would Freud say? Anyway, I just don't get it! Perhaps he thinks opening his jaw like that elongates his round face? :jd: The man is on the down slope to 40 years old. Time to stick your unsavory tongue back in your mouth where it belongs.

PS: I realize the above shirtless photo is from years ago at his college graduation but he's still doing sticking his tongue out a decade later!
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Night lady wrote:
CherryBaby wrote:Someone asked about whether Perv would be their new nursery leader. They will only be in nursery for 2 or 3 more times, because the January after you turn three, you go in actual primary and are called a "Sunbeam." Two of my sons have December bdays, so they were just barely 3 when they started Primary, and my daughter has a January bday, so she was almost 4 when she started. Anyway, they don't have time to put the big P in as a nursery leader, but you can bet for the last couple weeks he will absolutely be in there (wanted or not,) watching his sweeties every move-letting them bully other little kids, and mentally wanting to clothesline the other children. (Especially the little boys, because he is so mad that he'll never have one.)
His behavior, by the way, I'm sure, is why his old ward will be glad to get rid of them, among other reasons.

But the bigger question is why do they even bother to go to church?
When you spend the entire week trying to decide exactly how you're going to look-complete with hooker heels and dressing your daughters in $200 outfits apiece (just so that you can make other people feel bad.) Then you make sure you show thousands of strangers your hooker pose on the church steps, you're probably not really at church for the right reasons.
They go to church all for "show". That's the only reason I can think of.

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Didn't they let the girls trash the nursery on a regular basis as well? Like when they were supposed to be at the family services? So that when the volunteers went to try to do classes, it was all taken apart?

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utahmom wrote:I don't know what it is about Mormons in Utah, but the women wear stiletto hooker shoes to church. Even in a blinding snow storm. And then during service, they sit there giving each other back rubs with accompanying orgasm sounds. I kid you not. And it's not just one ward! It's EVERY.DAMN.TIME.

Haha! Made me laugh so hard. It's definitely true.
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SnarkyJ wrote:
CherryBaby wrote:Someone asked about whether Perv would be their new nursery leader. They will only be in nursery for 2 or 3 more times, because the January after you turn three, you go in actual primary and are called a "Sunbeam." Two of my sons have December bdays, so they were just barely 3 when they started Primary, and my daughter has a January bday, so she was almost 4 when she started. Anyway, they don't have time to put the big P in as a nursery leader, but you can bet for the last couple weeks he will absolutely be in there (wanted or not,) watching his sweeties every move-letting them bully other little kids, and mentally wanting to clothesline the other children. (Especially the little boys, because he is so mad that he'll never have one.)
His behavior, by the way, I'm sure, is why his old ward will be glad to get rid of them, among other reasons.

But the bigger question is why do they even bother to go to church?
When you spend the entire week trying to decide exactly how you're going to look-complete with hooker heels and dressing your daughters in $200 outfits apiece (just so that you can make other people feel bad.) Then you make sure you show thousands of strangers your hooker pose on the church steps, you're probably not really at church for the right reasons.
I'm pretty sure the girls outfits are from Gymboree. If so, that used to be a pricey store but they have so many sales/deals I doubt their outfits are $200 each.
Well, yeah, I just mean in general. The red dresses from last year's Christmas were $250.00 apiece. And yes, they did trash the nursery. Their entitlement mentality knows no bounds.
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Pretty sure these 2 don't even have sex, ever. Probably why she needed IVF in the first place because she won't put out for fatso. LOL. I mean seriously, Ashley may be a dumb nit wit but she is a pretty lady (her personality could use some work), so why did she ever marry this ugly toad? She could've gotten a way better looking guy.

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I think her parents pressured her into marrying him because she slept with him. Now most normal parents would want his head on a pike in the front yard for having sex with their underage daughter but her parents seem off.
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DoodleBop wrote:I think her parents pressured her into marrying him because she slept with him. Now most normal parents would want his head on a pike in the front yard for having sex with their underage daughter but her parents seem off.
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DoodleBop wrote:I think her parents pressured her into marrying him because she slept with him. Now most normal parents would want his head on a pike in the front yard for having sex with their underage daughter but her parents seem off.
This actually makes sense. This is why we have laws against pedophilia. Choices we make as young children are not well thought out. Had she been allowed to mature, grow and get educated, there's no way in hell she would have gone for him. Someone along the way probably gave her the old spiel about "once you've slept with him, you are like a licked cupcake, and nobody else will want you." He belongs in jail, not running around the internet with his crusty, cracked fat tongue hanging out of his disgusting gap-tooth smile. I do remember her saying they fought a lot after they were first married.
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Night lady wrote:Pretty sure these 2 don't even have sex, ever. Probably why she needed IVF in the first place because she won't put out for fatso. LOL. I mean seriously, Ashley may be a dumb nit wit but she is a pretty lady (her personality could use some work), so why did she ever marry this ugly toad? She could've gotten a way better looking guy.

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She CAN be pretty. But she is down right ugly on the inside. Tyler just happens to be ugly on the outside too. They deserve each other. Two peas in a pod.

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I’m not sure Ashely would have ever been a great person, but you do have to wonder what type of person she could have become if she hadn’t been forced to marry Tyson. She never got the chance to grow up and learn to be her own person. It is really sad.


Maybe this is why we never got a romantic proposal story. “You slept with my underage daughter, you better marry her!” isn’t exactly the fairy tale the KADs want to hear.
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amyisnewhere wrote:
Night lady wrote:Pretty sure these 2 don't even have sex, ever. Probably why she needed IVF in the first place because she won't put out for fatso. LOL. I mean seriously, Ashley may be a dumb nit wit but she is a pretty lady (her personality could use some work), so why did she ever marry this ugly toad? She could've gotten a way better looking guy.

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She CAN be pretty. But she is down right ugly on the inside. Tyler just happens to be ugly on the outside too. They deserve each other. Two peas in a pod.

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Yes, very true.

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Time for me to chime in on her church outfit:
SHE WORE THAT TO CHURCH??? Umm....

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It's date night.... because of course it is. :jes:
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Well, you know they've been working SO HARD. They DESERVE a date night, cause four-two-year-olds.
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Mormons have very strict rules about sex before marriage, my sister married a practicing Mormon & they did not live together or have sex before they were married, my sister is not Mormon but went along with his wishes. He obviously is not a very strict Mormon, never went on a mission & persued a very young girl for sex I would guess. I think their religious devotion is all a big act to make ppl think they are so Christian, but yet they lie, beg & scam daily.......yep that’s the Greedners!
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This is how it’s done....
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Pace5 wrote: This is how it’s done....
I choose to believe that Adam posts things in an effort to shame the Greedturd$ :P (I fully recognize that's probably not the case, but like I said, it's the assumption under which I choose to operate :D )
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I'm sorry I haven't been snarking as much. We have a few family issues going on right now and it's hitting me right in my heart.
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This is how it’s done....
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eskayem wrote:I'm sorry I haven't been snarking as much. We have a few family issues going on right now and it's hitting me right in my heart.
Prayers/good thoughts, eskayemImage

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