The Lindquists: dELLEusional, deceitful, and divorcing | Part 4

[Margie]

I honestly think that more hate watchers will subscribe. Especially by her saying that she will address her current family dynamics behind that pay wall. I’m sorry, but $2/month isn’t going to keep anyone away. I’d pay 2 bucks to hear how much she’s been victimized by her divorce

[JustAMereMuggle]

One of the best things Elle could do for herself right now is listen to her fans. There are a couple on her Instagram making REALLY good points and suggestions. One even says to go back to school and get an actual education in the type of self help she's interested in and make her business out of that. While I'm not sure I'd ever take any type of life advice from that hot mess it certainly is a more honest and thought out plan than throwing up a 7 minute video of her face or kids playing for $2 a month. She should really think about seriously considering it but we all know she needs a quick buck now that she has to carry everything on her own and her expensive shopping tastes.

[Seriouslysweetie]

Have you guys seen Elle’s latest post on Instagram!?

Oh my GOD she is so fucking gross I cannot handle it! I just do not even know where to begin.

We are not murdering/lynching/oppressing God. It is happening to BLACK PEOPLE. Why the fuck does she keep trying to draw so many correlations in an attempt to wax poetic!?


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It's like her need to poetic must be heard more than the message. We hear you Elle you are the wokest of them all. Let's have a standing ovation and throw her some roses on her stage. At the end of the day, that fleeting moment of applause for her white guilt is all that she has.

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[Margie]

I just checked her Instagram and I can’t see any comments suggesting that. She must have gotten to them already. Typical.

I think the major flaw Elle is failing to recognize here, is that once she has viewers paying her bills, she’s going to get MAJOR backlash from any future extravagant purchases she makes. She will not be able to cry that she’s struggling to pay bills because the proof will be in the pudding.

[JustAMereMuggle]

I just checked her Instagram and I can’t see any comments suggesting that. She must have gotten to them already. Typical.

I think the major flaw Elle is failing to recognize here, is that once she has viewers paying her bills, she’s going to get MAJOR backlash from any future extravagant purchases she makes. She will not be able to cry that she’s struggling to pay bills because the proof will be in the pudding.

They are still there. Under the picture of B there's a long thread. I have screenshots if she's reading here and feels the need to delete them.

[JustAMereMuggle]

New theory. She just put up an Instastory of bunk beds; dog on the bottom, cat on the top. I bet she moved the two boys in together so she could make the third bedroom her pottery studio. That or she's renting it out because she realized her close knit community isn't into her enough to pay her actual money. I'm going with option A.

[JustAMereMuggle]

Hi Elle! Nice to know you're so attentive to this board. Not an hour later and you've deleted a (in my opinion) rather helpful comment. I have a feeling we'll be getting a new member pretty soon. For those of you that didn't get a chance to read it, I got you...

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It must be really exhausting to be her...
As a side note, if you want to mention any comments here in the future please take screenshots so we can all have a chance to see what you are referencing since we seem to be doing most of her comment monitoring for her these days. I wonder when she'll be paying us our $2 a month for our services.

[Margie]

I was looking under the photo of Ellie at the front porch. I went back and read, there are only two sorta rude comments. Can I just say... I hope sassafrasky is one of us. She’s my FAVE! That comment you screen grabbed is 200% gone, but what a genuine honest comment. This is why Elle’s community is so fake. A Genuine viewer with good advice is asking Elle to put in a bit of effort to justify the cost, and Elle just deletes it? Ok Elle. You have the maturity of a 12 year old. My husband gets some mean reviews on his business page and we ALWAYS leave them up. Everyone knows all ass-kissing comments and reviews are bullshit. And 99% of the time we are able to reach out to the negative Nancy and see what we can do to fix it, and if we can’t, at least folks know we gave it an honest shot. Real world adult stuff Elle.... you should try it some time.

Hahahaha I’ll bet you’re right!!! She probably definitely moved her “studio” in there!

[Seriouslysweetie]

Wow, that comment is everything. It hits to the core because this is what we are all here gossiping about her in the first place: she portrayed herself an expert of whatever she felt like posting in that season and gave subpar value.

For me it was her sleep training videos. I co-sleep and wanted to transition away my child to a bedroom and she had no to little info about it. It was as if her infant children were the perfect model for every type of sleep training scenario there is and if you don't fit that mold well too bad. It totally served only her and her wallet. Come to think of it, she probably got most of her information from Veronica. Also, it was how I found her. All her complain with the algorithm is BS in my opinion, because as soon as I search sleep training, her videos not related to sleep training kept popping in my feed.

If Elle can produce these half-assed videos, she can certainly go into professional training/education in a field to be an actual expert in it. But she is content in putting disclaimers that she is not responsible for any advice given in any of her videos. Because it makes money and it brings attention to her which results in more sponsorships.

I can't believe she deleted that comment. Of all the comments I've read in the past few days, that one nails it and if she takes it positively it will do wonders for her career, self-esteem and her community.

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[BeepBoop28]

Going back to school wouldn’t stroke her ego. She’d have to put in real and consistent effort, which she struggles to do with her videos now. THAT would be a cost-losing venture since she can’t half-ass her way through schooling.

Realistically, going back to teaching would be her best option but she let her certification lapse and I don’t know the rules about how difficult it is to reinstate.

Really, what she wants is to be a Kardashian-type (under the guise of preaching and spreading the gospel, no less) - getting paid big bucks to live her - extravagant - life. Except her life is not interesting enough to warrant that.

Is it gospel to lie about your motives or intentions? And when called out - deny deny deny

I don’t doubt that she believes in some kind of god (whether Judeo-Christian or otherwise) but - personally - I don’t think she truly has this calling. If she did she would humble herself and accept the criticisms as ways to improve her message. Particularly since I doubt she’s even completed any church courses designed FOR ministering.

[okaythatlldo]

I love how Elle uses a at the end of each clap back hahaha so passive aggressive.


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[Nacholife]

Our next thread on tapatalk needs to be called “Elle’s delusions of grandeur: ELLE’S KINGDOM”.

Dan is so lucky he got out of that toxic marriage, I hope he can see that now. He should be demanding all his footage be removed from YouTube. When he gets back into the dating game, his new GF or wife is not going to appreciate all that footage out of their of his toxic, selfish narcissist wife.


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[okaythatlldo]

ELLE VS THE KARENS!


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[Margie]

Elle is the fakest Christian out there. You can tell she wasn’t raised in the faith nor fully grasped it when she decided to identify as such. What concerns me are all the christians who are falling for it. Sadly, I do think 90% of the “Christian church” is like this. But that’s a rant I’ll reserve for my husband

I have a sneaking suspicion Elle will try to crawl back to poor Dan at some point during the separation, once she realizes how good he was to her and how her “new life” will never live up to the one she had with him. My true hope at this point is that Dan will see the truth and leave her high and dry. I hope he finds a truly loving relationship, you can tell he’s a good guy

[JustAMereMuggle]

The new secret ass-kissing group. Is this truely the amount of people interested in her content? I can't! That's a grand total of $46 dollars a month! Stick with adsense dimwit.

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[ellawski]

The education suggestion is indeed very good, I believe after a divorce a great way to put her mind to something is to take a course on a topic she is interested in.
She might need to give up all the time spent trying to make curls happen (you don’t have curls, woman! Just get a perm and make your life easier) maybe get a stay at home part time job (although I don’t see that happening at all)

Oh, and let’s remember she rents out the apartment above the garage, and she will have child support to feed and clothe her kids. If only that was the only thing that worried her..


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[mybluebutterfly]

I just watched the video of when she went to Dan's office to surprise him with the baby news and he walks in and acts like he is not
surprised at all and also looks like he is terrified of her. Then they kiss a lot but it seems very robotic. I hope to God he moves on.
He deserves to actually be in a healthy relationship with someone who is not a classic narcissist. Those poor kids, too. I laugh every time
I see her hair. It is a straight up joke just like her fake lips and everything else about her. She is beyond pathetic and just keeps making her
life more of train wreck with no end in sight.

[mybluebutterfly]

I just watched the video of when she went to Dan's office to surprise him with the baby news and he walks in and acts like he is not
surprised at all and also looks like he is terrified of her. Then they kiss a lot but it seems very robotic. I hope to God he moves on.
He deserves to actually be in a healthy relationship with someone who is not a classic narcissist. Those poor kids, too. I laugh every time
I see her hair. It is a straight up joke just like her fake lips and everything else about her. She is beyond pathetic and just keeps making her
life more of train wreck with no end in sight.

[TeachIT]

That’s right she DOES rent out the apartment today the garbage. Hmm.

I wonder if perhaps DAN is indeed living there, which has cut into her rental money and the real reason she needs $$ lately. It would make sense - that way hes not abandoning his house entirely, he’s close for the kids, and it would explain all the vlogging/lounging Elle has done in the backyard lately (ya know, drama queen needs attention).

If it’s still being rented to a stranger, she has that income + spouse support and if she’s being honest that her mortgage is the only debt she has ... why does she need money?

I also wonder how her car is paid off. Maybe a home refinance before divorcing?


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[okaythatlldo]

I was also wondering why the Atlas wasn’t included as debt. That’s a $65,000 vehicle and she’s had it only a few months. Home refinance is the only thing that makes sense - I bet Dan got the van so Elle could have a major glow up.

I doubt he’s living in the apartment. They weren’t close enough as friends, let alone as partners, to make such a tight-knit coparenting situation work. She is toxic and Dan ultimately is weak - they need more separation than that. My guess is he’s living with his parents, who according to Elle are a few blocks away.

I agree that Dan is a really good guy. He’s dorky, but a total catch. It’s funny how from what little we see of him in the vlogs, we can see that. Meanwhile Elle has to constantly police her comments and chastise critics by saying they “don’t know her heart ” and curate a following that only praises her. Only true narcissists have to point out or emphasize their goodness/kindness/selflessness to others. Call me crazy, but I’m pretty sure that when you are a truly good person, it’s plain for anyone to see.


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