BritneyandBotanics: MLM Scammage and a Sham Marriage (Part 74)

[Lalalilylove]

So Aria is 8 and is given a spoon meant for toddlers to eat her ice cream?! What the heck?

who cares. They aren’t just for toddlers. Little kids like colorful spoons. It’s not that serious lol

[Haulnarse]

Sorry if this was spoken about again recently but, frank is definitely for sure not working right now, right? I remember someone showing that his recent post about Nolan visiting him at work was an old photo. I feel like with their sketchy history of lying and with all the other YouTube drama going on right now, it just seems especially skeezy to lie about yet another thing. Ugh I don’t envy them and their gross fake life

He has facial hair. Facial hair is a big no-no for firefighters due to not getting a close fit with the masks they wear.

[Kbmama]

Is aria with her dad? Haven’t seen her in a minute.


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[Tulip24]

Sorry if this was spoken about again recently but, frank is definitely for sure not working right now, right? I remember someone showing that his recent post about Nolan visiting him at work was an old photo. I feel like with their sketchy history of lying and with all the other YouTube drama going on right now, it just seems especially skeezy to lie about yet another thing. Ugh I don’t envy them and their gross fake life

He has facial hair. Facial hair is a big no-no for firefighters due to not getting a close fit with the masks they wear.

It’s rather telling how much Frank and Britney lie to their followers, Frank posts a picture of Nolan supposedly visiting him at work 4 days ago where Frank is clean shaven, looking somewhat trim and fit but in Britneys IG stories today you see Frank walk through the gate looking fat, with a flabby gut hanging over his shorts and sporting a full beard. Goes to show just how these two have very few brain cells between them.
I hope their channels tank and they go broke.

[DoodleBop2]

I've heard people "cheat down" the idea they cheat with someone worse than their current spouse/partner because they know it's wrong. certainly seems true for them.

[smom12]

I've heard people "cheat down" the idea they cheat with someone worse than their current spouse/partner because they know it's wrong. certainly seems true for them.

Wait wut? I think I need more coffee.


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[DoodleBop2]

I've heard people "cheat down" the idea they cheat with someone worse than their current spouse/partner because they know it's wrong. certainly seems true for them.

Wait wut? I think I need more coffee.


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It's a theory I heard. that people who cheat will cheat with someone they see as worse/less attractive than their current SO. Seems probable with them since she spends so much time trying to prove he's better or she finds him attractive. Just like she puts so much effort into proving she's happy.

[Doopher]

I think it would be incredibly stupid for him to quit his job for so many reasons. #1 insurance. Even if it’s just for him, Britney, and the two newest goblins. Insurance is expensive and I’m sure he’s at least getting a better deal through work than he would were he unemployed. Plus, those kids will likely have medical issues of their own with the allergies and whatnot. #2 YouTube is not a guaranteed Paycheck. #3 he has nothing to fall back on. No college degree. No other work experience. #4 it seems like it might have kept in shape. He’s blown up quite a bit in a short amount of time. It’s a lot for a young guy. #5 basically, I think it’s just flat out stupid to have so many kids, that both parents need to be home full time. I swear to god I will be so mad if these perfectly capable losers take even $1 from the government. How lazy can you be that working a job is beneath you. No handouts, no gofundme, NOTHING better be given to these lazy, pathetic morons.

[hellodolly_]

I remember when they were building the house and everyone warned them that it would be shoddy work because of how rushed it was. And they were so adamant that "they know what they're doing!!! I watch them and it's fine!!!" Hmm... guess that's not the case, huh?
Also, he definitely said "preseverance" instead of "perseverance."

[megangold27]

I think it would be incredibly stupid for him to quit his job for so many reasons. #1 insurance. Even if it’s just for him, Britney, and the two newest goblins. Insurance is expensive and I’m sure he’s at least getting a better deal through work than he would were he unemployed. Plus, those kids will likely have medical issues of their own with the allergies and whatnot. #2 YouTube is not a guaranteed Paycheck. #3 he has nothing to fall back on. No college degree. No other work experience. #4 it seems like it might have kept in shape. He’s blown up quite a bit in a short amount of time. It’s a lot for a young guy. #5 basically, I think it’s just flat out stupid to have so many kids, that both parents need to be home full time. I swear to god I will be so mad if these perfectly capable losers take even $1 from the government. How lazy can you be that working a job is beneath you. No handouts, no gofundme, NOTHING better be given to these lazy, pathetic morons.

I think Britney genuinely believes that they can be Aspyn and Parker or Keren and Khoa. Beautiful, huge home. Nice vehicles, maybe a boat, and a few expensive toys. I’m sure Britney makes more than the average person, but girl is on baby #5 and baby dad #2 and she STILL can’t get people to subscribe to her. Raising children is expensive, especially raising 2 medically complex children (I’m positive baby is a boy with DMD). 100K a year is a decent living for two people with 2 kids, but that money doesn’t stretch nearly as far with 7 people. I can’t even begin to imagine the hundreds of thousands of dollars they’re going to have to spend in a few years and honestly, I can’t wait to watch the shit show. I bet we’re only a couple of years away from their own version of a debt and bankruptcy video.


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[freshbalsam]

I feel like these DIY renovation videos are a slap in the face to their builders who apparently did a shitty job.

I’m genuinely confused (but also not at all since it’s B) why they didn’t buy a fixer upper house since they are so keen on making money with these reno videos. It’s almost painful watching them tear up these rooms that are not even 3 years old.

Her laundry room is SO tiny for a family of 7.
I can’t stand how many different patterns she has going on. The tile isn’t my favorite but it looks fine, and then she has to go and add shiplap to the wall?


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[Kbmama]

I think it would be incredibly stupid for him to quit his job for so many reasons. #1 insurance. Even if it’s just for him, Britney, and the two newest goblins. Insurance is expensive and I’m sure he’s at least getting a better deal through work than he would were he unemployed. Plus, those kids will likely have medical issues of their own with the allergies and whatnot. #2 YouTube is not a guaranteed Paycheck. #3 he has nothing to fall back on. No college degree. No other work experience. #4 it seems like it might have kept in shape. He’s blown up quite a bit in a short amount of time. It’s a lot for a young guy. #5 basically, I think it’s just flat out stupid to have so many kids, that both parents need to be home full time. I swear to god I will be so mad if these perfectly capable losers take even $1 from the government. How lazy can you be that working a job is beneath you. No handouts, no gofundme, NOTHING better be given to these lazy, pathetic morons.

I think Britney genuinely believes that they can be Aspyn and Parker or Keren and Khoa. Beautiful, huge home. Nice vehicles, maybe a boat, and a few expensive toys. I’m sure Britney makes more than the average person, but girl is on baby #5 and baby dad #2 and she STILL can’t get people to subscribe to her. Raising children is expensive, especially raising 2 medically complex children (I’m positive baby is a boy with DMD). 100K a year is a decent living for two people with 2 kids, but that money doesn’t stretch nearly as far with 7 people. I can’t even begin to imagine the hundreds of thousands of dollars they’re going to have to spend in a few years and honestly, I can’t wait to watch the shit show. I bet we’re only a couple of years away from their own version of a debt and bankruptcy video.


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Yeah. 100k a year for a family of 7 is no where near enough. 100k a year for a family of 5 is pushing it. They need a better plan.


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[catmom]

Im sorry i KNOW im being so nit picky but what is with them saying "B ROLL" so much. like they def just read that somewhere and started spewing it to sound like professional film makers. She said it in this recent laundry room vid and in know shes said it at least two other times.

I get the same feeling when she says "gummy bear" its SO DISINGENUOUS.

[jrs]

This with the finger gesture he is doing

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The “OK” symbol has been linked to the KKK movement.

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That gesture was actually just a very popular “game” with teenagers/guys last year (? Maybe 2 years ago idk). It’s basically if someone does that below their waist and you look at it you would punch the guy in the nuts.

Sometimes y’all take things a little too far and reach simply because you don’t like someone. Just because frank likes trump does not mean he’s a racist and does not mean he supports the KKK

[Joie de Vivre]

More shiplap... That trend is on its last legs and is going to age that house in a bad way. The flooring, too... Why??? The original ceramic tile was beautiful. The new hexagon shape with the dark grout, again, super trendy and will date the house. Instead of going for timeless, they go for Pinterest-y and while it can be done tastefully, they wouldn't know taste if it sponsored them.

[megangold27]

More shiplap... That trend is on its last legs and is going to age that house in a bad way. The flooring, too... Why??? The original ceramic tile was beautiful. The new hexagon shape with the dark grout, again, super trendy and will date the house. Instead of going for timeless, they go for Pinterest-y and while it can be done tastefully, they wouldn't know taste if it sponsored them.

Their house was pretty timeless when they bought it. Of course it was a surgical white palace, but nothing in there was fleeting as far as design style goes. Nothing they have done has “added value” to their brand new home surrounded by other brand new homes. Reducing the size of your yard by 75%, adding shiplap, and changing the flooring of your laundry room aren’t renovations, it’s redecorating. Things like that probably reduce values of homes because they’re only appealing to a small percentage of buyers.


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[JustWannaGossip]

I feel like these DIY renovation videos are a slap in the face to their builders who apparently did a shitty job.

I’m genuinely confused (but also not at all since it’s B) why they didn’t buy a fixer upper house since they are so keen on making money with these reno videos. It’s almost painful watching them tear up these rooms that are not even 3 years old.

Her laundry room is SO tiny for a family of 7.
I can’t stand how many different patterns she has going on. The tile isn’t my favorite but it looks fine, and then she has to go and add shiplap to the wall?


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That tile she put in the floor is not for flooring. It’s made for walls and back splash. Something that doesn’t get as much wear and tear as a floor.


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[kerenkrazyeyes]

The terrible choice of (backsplash) tile for the floor aside, he did an awful job placing it and grouting! It looks like absolute shit. Each of these ReNoVaTiOn projects are slowly destroying the house. I hope the next person who lives there fucking loves shiplap, else they'll be ripping that off for weeks.

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[oracle51495]

I personally like a few of the finishes in the house, like I'm a fan of those tiny tiles BUT I just would not do it by hand/myself lmao. I would want the quality to be as good as possible, and I wouldn't bother wasting money on it if I KNEW I wasn't gonna stay in the house forever!! I don't understand how they throw so much money away when their kids literally need certain things, especially Nolan pertaining to his health.

They just have no concept of saving money. What would've been a great idea (and someone mentioned it here before) was to just buy an old, huge, one story fixer upper. That would've given them so much fucking content.

They talk a lot of shit about wanting land and wanting to build, but I bet if they don't they'll just turn the weird remaining rooms into bedrooms. It would close off the house a lot, but they could add three more bedrooms. The downstairs front room that's Luna's, the mancave/garage storage thing, and close off that play area upstairs.

[Buckeyebaby]

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Launry?
Damn, I know it’s nit picky but for this being her “full time job” you think she’d take the time to at least proof read. She is a joke.

Also she must not be patrolling the comments because people are saying how much they preferred it before, questioning why they’re dumping money into the house, and mentioning frank not working


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