DailyNeglectfulParenting (Part 83)

[HelloSweetie]

After a long time without watching them because, well, because of how they are, I got curious about Missy's friends having a baby (btw, Missy looks so old :O)
Bryan: How is it going Ollie?
Ollie: Good
Bryan: How much do you miss Mama?
Ollie: Good
Bryan: A lot

Me: "..."

Does Ollie care about anything? Does he understand basic questions? He sounds so robotic...

Edit: I wonder if Missy is like really jealous on the inside because her friend's first child is a girl...

Ollie was so vacant throughout yesterday's vlog. It was spooky. Probably just a side effect of junk food and not enough sleep...

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Or the much speculated seizure meds.....

Or they sedate him with Benadryl when it's convenient. I had this thought when he seemed subdued and sleepy before and after his heart scan the other day.

[Amelia322]

Missy looks worst these last couple clogs than she did after giving birth to Ollie and Finley!! She looks awful!! At least throw your hair up in a bun to make it look put together!!

I think it's still so weird missy is sticking around. I've had kids and my best friend never stayed with me for days at a time after a baby, that's what my husband was for lol. Any way, I do think missy is feeling real emotions, it's nice to see her be real for once, she looks real sad, happy for her friend but sad that it's not her baby girl, but also happy that at least her friend had a baby girl she can live vicariously through.

Also the other day when Bryan was talking about missy at the end of the vlog, the parts about kissy he wasn't able to look directly into the camera, almost as if he was lying to himself when he was saying he misses and loves her so much? But when he went back to talking about the kids he looked straight into the camera.

And why does Bryan have to tap his face all the time?


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[Sevan116]

Anyone watch the documentary? He should have titled it "THINGS YOU ALREADY KNOW (BUT LET'S PRETEND YOU DON'T)"

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[Theirmom]

So, it was terrible parenting Bryan encouraging the kids to put the cartridge in their mouths. But I'm not gonna lie, Finn was fricking adorable for that whole scene.

But I could have gone my entire life without seeing Bryan dry heave on camera.


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[MamaJoAnna]

Thoughts on watching the "Us" documentary (gag me) on Bryan's channel:

-Stop trying to make "Us" happen, Bryan. It's not going to happen. You've sold all you're going to sell.
-"It tells the story from start to finish" except the part where every single damn song is about you two and not a peep about what got you here, AKA the two boys you lost...
-"A lot of viewers connected with the music...made it wildly successful" oh really, so you define falling off the charts in less than a week as "wildly successful?"
-"Stories of Missy and I that they had never heard before" everyone knows you guys moved to New York for a hot minute, everyone knows you guys split and got back together..what else is there?
-I bet his producer is peeved he wants to keep this stuff going
-Poor Finn was probably shoved in the dungeon during these pool scenes underwater
-"Told this amazing, rich, emotional story" (immediate jump to "We" playing, the "what if we were us" song lololol)
-"I'm not bursting into laughter, no!" LOL...even Missy knows Bryan has no chance at being successful in music
-"Missy's sitting with the bad kids" Lord have mercy it's like Mean Girls...
-The songwriter looks like he's about to crack up any second when talking
-How the hell did he get Dia Frickin Frampton to work on this?
-LOLed at one of the violinists (I think) making total RBF and then smiling at someone when the camera was on her...these poor saps LOL
-It's so sad to see people gushing over him and he doesn't give a damn unless they're providing financially...

[Sevan116]

Anyone watch the documentary? He should have titled it "THINGS YOU ALREADY KNOW (BUT LET'S PRETEND YOU DON'T)"

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Well at least he has an idea for his book title now. XD

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[OhHiImSam]

I'm so sick of them using their crying, hurting children in thumbnails to get more views for their clickbait.


It's so scummy and gross.

[Theirmom]

Or the much speculated seizure meds.....

I think it was sometime last fall or around Xmas, Bryan mentioned donating to a charity for epilepsy that a friend had gotten him involved with.
I don't understand why they wouldn't just talk about ur if he has been diagnosed with a form of epilepsy. The things they choose to lie about are just so baffling.

[Makennnzie]

Kudos to you Bryan for teaching your very young children that it's funny it put chokeable items in their mouth...especially Finn who has very little understanding of safety. Anything for those views and attention...right!?

And mannnn parent of the year for using your poor hurting child as a thumbnail. Again, put the damn camera down and comfort your clearly in pain child. The exploitation of these kids is disgusting. They should be so ashamed.

Oh and Ollie passed out on in the playroom at night...like that never happens

[Lovethesnark]

I actually think it's nice that Missy is there to help out. I'm sure Kelsey, Corbin, and Kelsey's mother appreciate her help. She doesn't seem to be in the way. She isn't trying to control anything, but she's taking care of stuff that will allow Kelsey and Corbin to be in the moment. I think she's really happy for them. I don't think she's jealous. Obviously she wants a little girl, but I don't think her actions would be any different if they had a boy. I think part of the reason she seemed more emotional holding the baby for the first time is because it was the first uneventful birth she's ever experienced. I kinda hope in some way it was therapeutic for her.


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[actuallydear]

missy is fucking GIDDY with happiness. wtf.

i've never seen her this happy around her own children.

[OhHiImSam]

missy is fucking GIDDY with happiness. wtf.

i've never seen her this happy around her own children.

Missy is low key pretending that Juniper is her baby, Corbin is her husband and that Kelsey is the wet nurse/nanny they hired to feed and take care of the not fun parts of motherhood.

[HelloSweetie]

missy is fucking GIDDY with happiness. wtf.

i've never seen her this happy around her own children.

Yep. I'm not going to get on team "yay Missy" for helping out. I think it's very sad that she can't show this same initiative and joy when it comes to her own husband and children. That's messed up.

[sb613]

Hmmmm, I was really sure that Missy was pregnant but I'm not so sure anymore. To me the hormone/gender selection thing is pretty likely. It would explain the mysterious symptoms (that apparently NEVER happen unless she's pregnant, like the acne) for sure and it's just so within their budget I don't see why they wouldn't spend basically chump change for them to ensure they don't "waste" another pregnancy on a boy. I'm currently planning to / TTC but don't want the baby due until at least 2018 to give some space between my kids- and that can happen for me this cycle or the next so if that were the case for Missy and Bryan we might be able to expect her to actually get pregnant within one or two months- perfect timing considering that strong baby fever Missy is probably feeling right now.

[Luv2WatchYT]

missy is fucking GIDDY with happiness. wtf.

i've never seen her this happy around her own children.

Yep. I'm not going to get on team "yay Missy" for helping out. I think it's very sad that she can't show this same initiative and joy when it comes to her own husband and children. That's messed up.

Amen!!!!!


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[tml43]

Thoughts on watching the "Us" documentary (gag me) on Bryan's channel:

-Stop trying to make "Us" happen, Bryan. It's not going to happen. You've sold all you're going to sell.
-"It tells the story from start to finish" except the part where every single damn song is about you two and not a peep about what got you here, AKA the two boys you lost...
-"A lot of viewers connected with the music...made it wildly successful" oh really, so you define falling off the charts in less than a week as "wildly successful?"
-"Stories of Missy and I that they had never heard before" everyone knows you guys moved to New York for a hot minute, everyone knows you guys split and got back together..what else is there?
-I bet his producer is peeved he wants to keep this stuff going
-Poor Finn was probably shoved in the dungeon during these pool scenes underwater
-"Told this amazing, rich, emotional story" (immediate jump to "We" playing, the "what if we were us" song lololol)
-"I'm not bursting into laughter, no!" LOL...even Missy knows Bryan has no chance at being successful in music
-"Missy's sitting with the bad kids" Lord have mercy it's like Mean Girls...
-The songwriter looks like he's about to crack up any second when talking
-How the hell did he get Dia Frickin Frampton to work on this?
-LOLed at one of the violinists (I think) making total RBF and then smiling at someone when the camera was on her...these poor saps LOL
-It's so sad to see people gushing over him and he doesn't give a damn unless they're providing financially...

I also want to add

"Being married to a songwriter...."

Um wrote a song in college for an education music class, and had to sing it. Am I too, a songwriter?

edit: I had to add this

song·writ·er
ˈsôNGˌrīdər/
noun
a person who writes popular songs or the music for them.

[msrubeus]

Hmmmm, I was really sure that Missy was pregnant but I'm not so sure anymore. To me the hormone/gender selection thing is pretty likely. It would explain the mysterious symptoms (that apparently NEVER happen unless she's pregnant, like the acne) for sure and it's just so within their budget I don't see why they wouldn't spend basically chump change for them to ensure they don't "waste" another pregnancy on a boy. I'm currently planning to / TTC but don't want the baby due until at least 2018 to give some space between my kids- and that can happen for me this cycle or the next so if that were the case for Missy and Bryan we might be able to expect her to actually get pregnant within one or two months- perfect timing considering that strong baby fever Missy is probably feeling right now.

If they were to actually do it, which I doubt they would but if they did, and vlogged the gender selection process their viewers would probably at least double!

$$$$$$$

I know it's considered unethical by a lot of people and I think it's illegal in some states.... So I don't think they would do it, but if they did man.... That would be so amazing to watch.

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[sammibro]

It's hilarious to me that Bryan is having such a hard time managing his own children. If he spent more time with them, he wouldn't be so overwhelmed right now! He had to take both kids to swim with only Jeff? That must've been a shit show since he didn't vlog it! After all, that was the first time Bryan took the kids! He should have captured that memory! Or maybe he did, and the kids were a handful. Did anyone watch the Johnson vlog to see if there was footage there?

Anyway, too funny that Finn shit the shower yesterday! I just about died laughing! Good for you, Finn! Then today Bryan had to deal with a very cranky Ollie because of his ear. I hate to see a kid in pain, but it serves Bryan right that he had to take Ollie to the doctor since he NEVER takes the kids to the doctor himself. And no, 101 isn't a "very high fever". It's just a fever. Even 104 is still considered a mid grade fever, so it's so dramatic of Bryan to act like Ollie was super sick just for a vlog title and some content. Just gross.

What else can life throw at Bryan while Missy is gone? I kinda hope one or both dogs have accidents all over the carpet or something! LOL! Bryan acts like Missy walks on water, and takes care of all of these things herself, but we watch the vlogs and know it's really Suzanne and Jim. Where are they? Do they only come over to help Missy, and they're leaving Bryan high and dry? If so, that's freaking hilarious!


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[PostyMcPosterston]

I think Bryan was gushing about Missy on the vlogs to get on her good side, relating to whatever big life changing thing he claims is happening. I think whatever it is, Missy only agreed reluctantly, and so Bryan will be praising her for awhile.

Dude, Missy is not pregnant! Lol you know she would use pregnancy as an excuse to immediately cut Finn off breastfeeding cold turkey!!!


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[Boredomatitsfinest]

I feel like we always hear "I love my wife so much" speeches from Bryan when Missy's gone because he hates his life when he's left "alone" with the kids, not because he is sincerely trying to profess his love for her.... lol.

Off topic, but I have a question. Finn is the most adorable little squish, so I know it's hard to separate how we feel toward YouTube kids based on looks vs. personality, and it's not popular opinion that Ollie was/is cute.... But, looks aside, was Ollie ever sweet like Finn? I've only watched a few vlogs from before Ollie was 1, but, was there ever a turning point for Ollie? I'm curious if Finn has a fighting chance for not turning into a brat, despite his upbringing. I know, of course, they spoil Ollie obnoxiously more than they do Finn, but I'm curious if there are any obvious personality/temperament differences between the two at the same age?