Gardner Quad Squad | The Book of Moron | Part 32

[OldCountry]

Saw this being advertised on IG. With a little tweak it's perfect for the Greedner front porch! They even thought to decorate it with garlics! Lol

Perfect for the porch But I have to ask, Aren't those little pumpkins?

[OldCountry]

Saw this being advertised on IG. With a little tweak it's perfect for the Greedner front porch! They even thought to decorate it with garlics! Lol

Perfect for the porch But I have to ask, Aren't those little pumpkins?

I have to add, I got the joke and hope you got mine. It was for FatBacks reading of this. Hi Tyler!

[gram3]

I can see why the Binghams and Ravellies are friends but The Gardners just seem a bad fit with them

Bigs and Snoops have class. Gangsters have no class. They belong on the Island of Misfits.

I agree about the Ravellis. Somehow they have managed to avoid starting vlogging themselves. But the Binghams only have class in comparison to the Greedners. They used their daughter's broken arm for views, accept tons of gifts from "fans", call their sons studs, and Branden talks like a 12 year old Orange County surfer dude. Everything is epic, legit, rad, or savage. They are only a few degrees above the Greedners in class, and that's only because they actually do seem to enjoy being with their kids.

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Maybe he's having a manly man's spa day and he's lolling in a mud bath (like the pig he is) simultaneously getting his tootsies painted. He's in body wash, bubble bath nirvana and can't bring himself out of it to vlog.

[OldCountry]

Trash said ' The surprise is tomorrow, Bison doesn't know'. Wink-Wink... more like Oink-Oink... He supposedly thought the dinner out was the surprise? Dick...once again.....They are not showing anything today because they need some kind of a vlog for tomorrow... this is the only thing they have up their sleeves. The girls are a mess to vlog, so they think Bison's birthday will do for a vlog, in their eyes.

Guess.. he will be getting his feet rubbed and a pedicure. Who knows, Who cares? Once again,,,DICK! Or someone will be an addition massaging his fat.
Or maybe receive many candles to overcome the stench in their house.

[Couchpotato10]

I don't think I have seen Bison with a haircut like that recently. He grew it longer this time probably thinking when he went to get it cut the hair stylist could leave more 'poofy' on top to make him look taller and cut more hair off the sides of his beastly head thinking he will look thinner. Nice try tubby, didn't work, you still look like a fat dork.

Smart move on the Bighams part, not vlogging the evening. There had to be some kind of thought process going on because they film all day long.
I do not understand the new combo IG thing though. Wonder who thought that up and thought anyone would care? I didn't think any of them drank alcohol. Their date nights are BORING! Let's loudly pretend laugh and show what food we are eating.

Did Bison say at dinner he isn't into material things?? Did I catch that right?

The $99 ugly stupid loud 83" Butler is in the garage, piece of crap shouldn't have existed to begin with, now will go into the garbage. I mean the basement... I guess Tyler thought it was fitting since they have a Nanny, now they needed a butler.

He did say he was not into material things. He said I wear shorts with holes in them and shoes that are old. Funny when Mindy said her gift was a pair of shoes.


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[Wgchick22]

Where has the birthday boy been all day?!?! Anyone else find it strange that he is MIA today?


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Let’s see. Donits and Diet Coke for breakfast, tepanyaki for lunch, sno cones for a snack, maybe some keto muffins for dessert. And for dinner... hmm. Maybe Ruth Chris or some Olive Garden.
I’m sure he’s gotten a pedicure too somewhere in between.



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[Wgchick22]

I totally forgot to add that a trip to Bath & Body Works will be in top order, probably a Halloween movie, maybe drive up a mountain. Or is there a concert tonight? We know they love to be in the front rows


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[Donits]

Oh my gosh, it's my title!
This sadly is the greatest thing that's happened to me all year hahaha
I'm so proud like a zeeba!!!!!!!!!!

[Haulnarse]

Ah im guessing arsely is sick, so tybaby has to deal with the feral four all by himself (read: with nash) and that puts a hold on all Birthday plans. Cos we can’t have fat-daddy out shining screetchly on his birthday!

[Haulnarse]

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[Mom7GKK]

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Here we have the poster guy for "wonky eye", and "Cruella".

Why would they even post a picture like this??

The tongue? The clown makeup?? Ugh!!

[Couchpotato10]

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Here we have the poster guy for "wonky eye", and "Cruella".

Why would they even post a picture like this??

The tongue? The clown makeup?? Ugh!!

That guy is very proud of that tongue. But we DO NOT want to know what he can do with it


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[SerendipitySusan]

Where has the birthday boy been all day?!?! Anyone else find it strange that he is MIA today?


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He’s in the bathroom pooping out the dozen maple logs he ate today.


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[my2girls12]

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Here we have the poster guy for "wonky eye", and "Cruella".

Why would they even post a picture like this??

The tongue? The clown makeup?? Ugh!!

That guy is very proud of that tongue. But we DO NOT want to know what he can do with it


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Nothing says *sexy* like a fat, cracked tongue.


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[AthenaA]

Hi everyone! I stopped watching and looking at any of their social media when Nanny Ash started pimping them out on IG. That was the last straw for me.

And life without the Greedners is much better! I haven’t seen a single image of Tyson for weeks and the first glimpse I have had of Trashley was in this thread. I did check YouTube without watching and saw their views are down (yay) and they got hammered in the comments with the opening gifts vlog.

Snarkadoodledo-so sorry to hear about your mother. That must be taking a toll.

Hope everyone else is well.

Let me know if I missed anything major-I just presume they a) shopped b) talked about Tyson getting a haircut c ) had lots of people comment on how smart the girls are because they strung a four word sentence together d) are still not fully toilet trained e) ate out a lot f) cooked dinner once a week and had the KADs beg for the recipes

Is Nanny Ash working 20 hour days, 7 days a week yet?

Oh and I love the title!

[gram3]

Oh my gosh, it's my title!
This sadly is the greatest thing that's happened to me all year hahaha
I'm so proud like a zeeba!!!!!!!!!!

And you are also modest and tackful!!!

[gram3]

Where has the birthday boy been all day?!?! Anyone else find it strange that he is MIA today?


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He’s in the bathroom pooping out the dozen maple logs he ate today.


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Being reminded of this pig's disgusting bodily functions just adds to his overall charm, wouldn't you say?

[CherryBaby]

Where has the birthday boy been all day?!?! Anyone else find it strange that he is MIA today?


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I know where he hasn't been all day. He hasn't been at work supporting his family like all the decent fathers. And wherever he has been, you can bet he's been spending the day thinking about how incredibly super special he is.

[Sneaky_snarky]

Esmes shoes are on the wrong feet when they are at the grocery store.

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Who cares right? Her pants don’t fit either. These people are so idiotic.


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[RolyPoly123]

I would imagine his birthday will just be shopping, eating and talking about fall/halloween