Bluebird Kisses (mostly on Instagram)

[Margie]

Her filters are the worst!! They do nothing for her terribly sun damaged skin! I always wonder why skin companies partner with her, she has the most damaged skin I have ever seen and the products obviously don’t help. (Besides which, we know she uses that crazy expensive brand, I can’t remember what it is right now, and I would never buy it because it also does NOTHING for her skin)

Anyways, I snapped some photos of her OUTRAGEOUSLY disorganized cupboard from instastories today :

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[Margie]

Double post, but fake yawning is back and Henrick officially looks like her daughter with that long hair and pink sweater. Lord, cut his hair!!!

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That cabinet is horrific. Her kitchen makes me itch. [IMG]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201906 ... ddb4b9.jpg[/IMG]


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[Margie]

Ugh, seriously. She has the tiniest, messiest kitchen. I also cringe when I see them all huddled around that small island eating. Go sit at the friggin dining room table right beside you!!! Why does that itty bitty island in that cramped kitchen even have stools?! It should be a work surface only.

I swear she is a hoarder, but she would never admit it. Her house is horrifically jam packed.

[Notablogger]

Did you guys catch the insta story where she said she’s not sure if they’re going ahead with the major renovation because there’s a buyer who is willing to give them top dollar for their house and they’d take that money to buy a different house in the same neighbourhood?

It never seemed like a good idea to me to invest so much money renovating a town home. It also sounds really expensive.

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Did you guys catch the insta story where she said she’s not sure if they’re going ahead with the major renovation because there’s a buyer who is willing to give them top dollar for their house and they’d take that money to buy a different house in the same neighbourhood?

It never seemed like a good idea to me to invest so much money renovating a town home. It also sounds really expensive.

I didn’t see it, but I don’t know why the hell they’d do that. Either stay in the house you’ve already renovated and continue to do so, or sell to that person and move to a different area where yourkids can have an actual yard and some room to fart.

She is clearly not a minimalist or an organized person, which you HAVE to be to live in a townhome as a family of 5 and not have it look like constant chaos or an episode of hoarders.

I’m not familiar with the area and I know they’re walking distance to the kids school, but there has to be something within 15-20 minutes where they can get something with a bigger yard and house. We live in a rural area 15-20 minutes away from almost everything, and I never understand when people gasp in horror at anything longer than a 2 minute drive. My kids have room to run and play out of my hair and 15 minute drives give me time to decompress. The thought of sharing a wall with other people while having 3 little boys is just a huge NOPE for me.


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[Notablogger]

It’s the cache of saying she lives in a hip neighbourhood in Toronto. She would never live in a suburb.

[moonstones]

OMG I'm so glad I found this forum!! This lady drives me nuts, her fake yawning and eye rubbing the most!!! Her "baby" (please stop calling him a baby!!) son will soon get bullied at school for looking like a girl. She makes herself sound like the most important person in the entire universe. And I'm not even mentioning her extremely cluttered home (the bathroom is literally disgusting!)...

She would love this, because I'm exactly one of the people she always complains about - I would never unfollow her because watching her stories is my guilty pleasure, but at the same time I can't stand everything and anything about her.

Anyways... from the long list of things I can't stand about her, the most cringeworthy is her dancing. i mean... you are a 36 years old woman, not a 20-something young mom who needs to do shit like this to look cool and fun. It's sooo awkward!!

[Notablogger]

Her ad post with the pasta machine I cannot get over how skinny she looks. She does not look like someone who is fuelling her body properly for her obsessive exercise.

[moonstones]

I know, that's exactly what I thought. She looks like an anorexic. And honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if she had some kind of eating disorder. I'm just waiting for her to come out and make it a new "topic" on her channel. She'll be posting the same photo every week, talking about how she struggled. ughhhhh

Btw how did you like her monkey dance today?

[Margie]

Omg!!! I replayed that dance twice! I was so embarrassed for her! She is a TERRIBLE dancer! I don’t know how she watched that and decided it was decent material to post! SO CRINGE!!!

[moonstones]

Did you read her new blog post? How sad is it that a 8 year old had to explain to her why it's not ok to post something that should be private online, for 130k people to see. Poor little guy.

[blahblahblahhh]

Ugh I’m so sad I missed it! I always watch her “dancing” with my mouth open in shock and horror that she would actually watch that back and then post it.

Also, she looks like slenderman in that photo.


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Why is she such an angry woman? Based off how aggressive and defensive her stories leading up to that blog post were, I thought it was going to be a rant about some horrible DM she got or about this board or something... turns out it was a post about her own child asking for privacy? Then the story afterward about “nothing beats sheer anger out of you like running”. GIRL WHY YOU ANGRY. I’m honestly so confused. I have a feeling she’s a scary person to live with.


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[Margie]

She is always so defensive and worked up about everything. I also thought the blog post till violated Johannes’ privacy. It also highlighted what an asshat she is. I’ve been saying for years that it’s absurd that she instastories her punishing her boys. I feel like holding a phone in their face and recording during punishment kind of detracts from the issue at hand. I think she’s relatively clueless as an adult.

Also, have you guys noticed that when she poses she sticks one leg out to the side in a weird angle, obviously trying to create the appearance of a thigh gap? In her outdoor raptor photo with Henrick, it looks especially exaggerated. She doesn’t have enough hip to have a thigh gap, I wish she would just accept her body type

[Notablogger]

I agree that she comes off as very angry and easily defensive and I have to wonder where it all stems from. She seems to have a loving family and supportive parents. Maybe she’s just hangry.

[YTAddict5]

Wait.... only thing I can’t understand is her kids names, did she literally pick the ugliest names she could possibly think of and just go with those. I’m not even trying to be mean I’m serious.. what is her kids names?

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Wait.... only thing I can’t understand is her kids names, did she literally pick the ugliest names she could possibly think of and just go with those. I’m not even trying to be mean I’m serious.. what is her kids names?

I don’t mind Johannes and Henrik, although completely not my style. But I can’t stand Magnus. Reminds me of Magnum condoms. Or a cat name. Speaking of which... isn’t their cats name Mingus? Those are awfully close. I wonder which came first.


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[Margie]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I’ve always felt the same about Magnus’ name! Reminds me of condoms and is too close to the cats name

[moonstones]

Hahahaha, I'm with you on this one. I find all three names absolutely horrible, Magnus and Henrik the worst for sure