The Lindquists: dELLEusional, deceitful, and divorcing | Part 4

[Margie]

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So my uploads are shit quality, but that’s definitely Dan holding b in the background filming her. At first I thought we were off with the divorce, but then I started to think... she had no kids in the back seat yesterday when she was out shopping with her hermes silk mask, so I’m thinking she had Dan watch the kids while she did her shop and she got him to film her quickly when she got home before he left. And then she sealed the deal when she said “when Dan is done work” two times rather than to say “when Dan gets home”. If I was referring to my partner returning home at the end of his day, I would say “when my husband gets home” and then at the end when she says she’s going through a lot personally that she will talk about when she’s ready... yep, divorce for sure!

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Then this... she acknowledged it but didn’t delete it or reply to it. She’s easing into this becoming common knowledge. She will tell all soon!

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And then this shit!! Elle is basically admitting that she has an issue with it and has talked about it, but exploiting her children is worth more to her than their privacy. What a twat.

[Margie]

Double post, but TeachIT, her double chin and Jowels have always been hilarious to me!!! They almost get worse the skinnier she gets. I would have had that surgically corrected before I had my eye bags done, but

[TeachIT]

Double post, but TeachIT, her double chin and Jowels have always been hilarious to me!!! They almost get worse the skinnier she gets. I would have had that surgically corrected before I had my eye bags done, but

Your screenshot of her washing her hands shows how edited and filtered most of her photos looks because DAMN she looks 45+ there.

Her IG super blue eyes always make me laugh. I can make my eyes look any color with the right filter or preset. But she’s sOoOoOo Scandinavian with her blonde hair and blue eye!


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[JustAMereMuggle]

Double post, but TeachIT, her double chin and Jowels have always been hilarious to me!!! They almost get worse the skinnier she gets. I would have had that surgically corrected before I had my eye bags done, but

Your screenshot of her washing her hands shows how edited and filtered most of her photos looks because DAMN she looks 45+ there.

Her IG super blue eyes always make me laugh. I can make my eyes look any color with the right filter or preset. But she’s sOoOoOo Scandinavian with her blonde hair and blue eye!


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And don't forget the most important part- her pale skin. Or not her pale skin as that's "abuse". Wait? Did I just crack the "Scandinavian obsession"? Is it a can't beat 'em, join 'em situation? Hmmm...

[Margie]

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With comments like this, she has to come clean soon. People are noticing. I feel like this comment is just beating around the bush, like she’s aware Dan has left, but she’s scared if she comes out and says it she will be blocked and deleted because that’s I can abusive comment to make

[okaythatlldo]

Yeah, I assumed Elle left the kids with Dan while she went out to run errands. I can’t believe she asked him to film her, and I can’t believe he agreed to do it. Or maybe I can, since she’s toxic and he’s a doormat.


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[sunnyshine]

Elle: would you like to see my postpartum update?
Me: nope, but I would like you to stop wearing such TERRIBLE leggings. Like, why?? Why would you wear those? Omg.

[TeachIT]

As someone with kids similar ages to hers...

How does she work out like that, alone in her wOrKoUt rOoM?? I can barely get quiet time to “work from home” (real job, not like Elle’s but still) and she’s supposedly working all these hours a week on her channel AND having alone tea time AND having alone workout time?

Maybe I should get divorced too


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[Margie]

My kids are also similar ages, well, one is fords age, one is a year older, and even with older kids I can’t seem to find as much alone time as her. It’s shocking. The only way I can make sense of it, is that she straight up neglects them, or just doesn’t have them.

[toothfairy75]

Long time no talk from me!! Glad to be back!
Y’all she’s wearing her f-ing wedding rings in today’s thigh gap IG pic. I can’t.

[Margie]

Long time no talk from me!! Glad to be back!
Y’all she’s wearing her f-ing wedding rings in today’s thigh gap IG pic. I can’t.

Welcome back!

Hahaha, she’s either trying to throw us off... or covid threw her off and she will crawl back to Dan. I’m certain she had visions of a flourishing social life with week on week off, and then Covid happened and it’s messing with her. But I truly believe that she is just wearing the rings to throw us off, especially since someone asked in yesterday’s video comments about the lack of ring, and it had a lot of likes and follow up questions

[JustAMereMuggle]

OK. It's starting to come into focus for me now.
The chick is basically the holistic equivalent to a drug addict. She takes a herbal mushroom supplement in the morning to put her body into "a small amount of stress". Then she takes an SSRI at night to calm herself down. It's like someone taking cocaine to amp themselves up then heroine to bring themselves back down. Not to those extremes of course but for someone who claims to have an already stressful "80 hour a week" job, why add more stress to your life? And she wonders why she's having trouble coping?

A few things...

She piles pillows beside her to make it look like Dan is beside her in bed. How sad is that?

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Ya, that's the posture of someone who works a lot at the computer *eyeroll*

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Forde is so afraid of his mother that when he and Cohen pull the stupid handle strap off of the drawer he spends a lot of time frantically trying to fix it then eventually Elle helps him. You can tell he's afraid he really broke it. It must be hell always walking on eggshells around her.

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This vlog or whatever you want to call it was very telling. It's like she doesn't even care who knows her and Dan are done.

[Margie]

And the end of the video, she says her and Bernie cuddle in for the night, absolutely zero mention of her husband... and again with that stupid “boyfriend material” bull shit. She is so cringey

[Margie]

I also meant to point out this correlation I noticed
- Elle clings on your Amanda and Joanna when they start storymuse co.
-Elle clings on to Melissa Maker when she writes a book
-Elle clings on to Alexandra when she has a DIY channel that is likely under contract (I don’t actually know much about Alexandra, but I’m assuming she was making good money off of a real project)
-Elle is now clinging onto Angela and crawling up her ass because she wrote a book.

What is Elle hoping to accomplish? Does she think by clinging onto others during their moment of success she will also achieve success? Is she really so dense that she doesn’t notice how lame this makes her look? This is all the proof we will ever need to support our position of Elle being the most unoriginal mime that has ever existed

[Seriouslysweetie]

I also meant to point out this correlation I noticed
- Elle clings on your Amanda and Joanna when they start storymuse co.
-Elle clings on to Melissa Maker when she writes a book
-Elle clings on to Alexandra when she has a DIY channel that is likely under contract (I don’t actually know much about Alexandra, but I’m assuming she was making good money off of a real project)
-Elle is now clinging onto Angela and crawling up her ass because she wrote a book.

What is Elle hoping to accomplish? Does she think by clinging onto others during their moment of success she will also achieve success? Is she really so dense that she doesn’t notice how lame this makes her look? This is all the proof we will ever need to support our position of Elle being the most unoriginal mime that has ever existed

And yet Elle call people that use Tiktok unoriginal. She is also now promoting her clean with me videos (the only ones performing on her new channel) heavily in today's video which are rehashed and done thousands of times in YouTube. So original!

Funny how she never mentioned her own fitness program that she "created" for today's video. Oh wait I forgot she's also leaching from Tone It Up.

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[Hill Dweller]

She's so mentally unstable!

[Hill Dweller]

Both Elle's channels are wiped clean! Is everyone else seeing this!!!! It says "no content"....I think she's done! What? No explanation?

[Hill Dweller]

Now it's back...... was that a glitch on YouTube? Im confused....

[Margie]

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These comments are becoming commonplace.

I didn’t notice the glitch. I just checked and her videos are still up for me

[SamanthaS27]

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These comments are becoming commonplace.

I didn’t notice the glitch. I just checked and her videos are still up for me

Is this a comment in her most recent YouTube video? If it is I can't see it right now which probably means she deleted it! And also it was so obvious especially during the night time part that she and Dan aren't together lol I don't know why she just won't come clean already!