Re: TheStyleDiet/LeFloofTV - Part 18

[NomNomMinionMunch]

So, this is what happened.

1. They got paid.
2. Anna shopped.
3. Fatso got laid.

(only because he let her spend the money the way she wanted).

Poor Anna. I bet she spent a good half an hour in the bathroom psyching herself up to go through with it pre-sexytime with Joflump.

I can just imagine her inner dialogue.

"Come on princess. You can do this. Do it for the juicy pants, motherfucker! It's only once a month, that's part of the bargain! Just close your eyes tight and it'll be like he's gone away... far far farrrr away! Imagine his grunted leering breath is just a breeze in the cupcake fairy princess forest! Imagine his sweating on you is just magical rain that will make you skinny! Come on princess, do it for the euros! You're only a few minutes of humping away from more pointless pink household items!"

That would be a great opening paragraph for the 50 shades of Beige book!

Haha, yeah!!!

(continued) Anna took a deep breath and looked at herself in the bathroom mirror, 'Better put on more waterproof mascara - just incase I cry during humpy-time!"

After ten minutes, her waterproof spider lashes had been established, and she thought she may as well cake on a little more tangerine-dream foundation for good measure. The least of her real skin Joflump can touch - the better, afterall!

Solemly, Anna made her way into the bedroom, only to be met with what she was dreading the most. Joflump's chubby, sweating body was straddled on the bed, legs akimbo, with whipped cream around each nipple.

*pervy sex voice* "You know what time it is, Nini's... it's sexy-time with Jofee-jokes! Awesomemmmooom?"

"Oh ya, like, great," Anna says flatly, infamous replusion on her face. "Can we put that bag over your head like last time? It was so hot!"

"No, Ninis. No more roleplay - I want to go au naturale, just me, just joffee jokes! Rogering you like the redblooded ferret that I am!"

[JohannaJacoba]

Hahahaha don't know who the last commenter is, but if you're on of us: hilarious!

[poisonprincess21]

Haha, yeah!!!

(continued) Anna took a deep breath and looked at herself in the bathroom mirror, 'Better put on more waterproof mascara - just incase I cry during humpy-time!"

After ten minutes, her waterproof spider lashes had been established, and she thought she may as well cake on a little more tangerine-dream foundation for good measure. The least of her real skin Joflump can touch - the better, afterall!

Solemly, Anna made her way into the bedroom, only to be met with what she was dreading the most. Joflump's chubby, sweating body was straddled on the bed, legs akimbo, with whipped cream around each nipple.

*pervy sex voice* "You know what time it is, Nini's... it's sexy-time with Jofee-jokes! Awesomemmmooom?"

"Oh ya, like, great," Anna says flatly, infamous replusion on her face. "Can we put that bag over your head like last time? It was so hot!"

"No, Ninis. No more roleplay - I want to go au naturale, just me, just joffee jokes! Rogering you like the redblooded ferret that I am!"

I have no words...

[Tormentedteapot]

I see they are still sleeping on the shit stained sheets Gross

[lemontree]

omg here are some good writers! start a fan fiction hahaha

[klutzerklois]

I see they are still sleeping on the shit stained sheets Gross

WHAT?!!! She is such a disgusting moron who loves to live in filth! Nasty

[luna nova]

Poor Anna. I bet she spent a good half an hour in the bathroom psyching herself up to go through with it pre-sexytime with Joflump.

I can just imagine her inner dialogue.

"Come on princess. You can do this. Do it for the juicy pants, motherfucker! It's only once a month, that's part of the bargain! Just close your eyes tight and it'll be like he's gone away... far far farrrr away! Imagine his grunted leering breath is just a breeze in the cupcake fairy princess forest! Imagine his sweating on you is just magical rain that will make you skinny! Come on princess, do it for the euros! You're only a few minutes of humping away from more pointless pink household items!"


(continued) Anna took a deep breath and looked at herself in the bathroom mirror, 'Better put on more waterproof mascara - just incase I cry during humpy-time!"

After ten minutes, her waterproof spider lashes had been established, and she thought she may as well cake on a little more tangerine-dream foundation for good measure. The least of her real skin Joflump can touch - the better, afterall!

Solemly, Anna made her way into the bedroom, only to be met with what she was dreading the most. Joflump's chubby, sweating body was straddled on the bed, legs akimbo, with whipped cream around each nipple.

*pervy sex voice* "You know what time it is, Nini's... it's sexy-time with Jofee-jokes! Awesomemmmooom?"

"Oh ya, like, great," Anna says flatly, infamous replusion on her face. "Can we put that bag over your head like last time? It was so hot!"

"No, Ninis. No more roleplay - I want to go au naturale, just me, just joffee jokes! Rogering you like the redblooded ferret that I am!"

O.M.G. PRICELESS

[lemontree]

Hahahaha don't know who the last commenter is, but if you're on of us: hilarious!

how can she say that it's a "man's thing" not to change a baby properly ?!?!?!
Every father I know changes his baby and has a brain that tells him to change dirty clothing! But then, Jofus hasn't washed his hoodie for about 3months (and I'm not exaggerating). Disgusting man! If he had more hair, he wouldn't even wash it more often than once a month...

[Jaeme]

I don't get why she has to wear wellies to trot around the house / tesco?

[lemontree]

He is playing dumbass when looking for E's clothes, but he edits the video, he MUST know where her current clothes is.. bad baaaad acting Jofus!

[makeupmaven23e]

I'm new to this whole discussion, but I decided to chime in today.

I started off watching TSD. After Anna announced last year that she had a New Year's resolution to have a baby and then got immediately pregnant, I unsubbed. I was also trying to conceive and had been taking fertility drugs and the whole bit for awhile, so it pissed me off that she got pregnant in a drop of a hat (I was in a bad place). I did actually get pregnant soon after and started watching again because I thought her videos would be relatable. From just watching TSD, I actually liked Anna a lot and thought she was gorgeous. Plus, I was fascinated that she lived in Ireland since I'm 50% Irish (though American).

Anyway, I subbed to the vlog channel about two weeks ago after reading about A and J on GG. I was very intrigued and wondered if they could really be that bad. I've probably watched about a dozen videos by now (usually when I am feeding my son who is one month younger than E), and here are my thoughts:

1. Anna doesn't come across as a hands on mother at all. My husband literally has to beg me to let him help with the baby, so I can rest. I just love my little one so much that I want to care for him, and even when I'm tired, it doesn't feel like a burden.

2. Anna misses being pregnant because she got attention for it. I never had more attention in my life than when I was pregnant, and yes, I loved it and thought it was fun. I'd certainly much rather be a mother with an actual baby who gets and deserves the attention though.

3. Jofus might be a bit of an idiot at times, but I truly believe that he loves the baby. It seems as though he does most of the dirty work- unless he edits the vlogs to look that way.

4. They need to do something about this poo explosion business. My son never has blowouts multiple times a day (although we now refer to poopy diapers as poo explosions in our house as a joke), and if he did, I'd be so worried that something was wrong. I'm partly wondering if they call ANY form of poop in the diaper an explosion though even if it is just the tiniest bit. It's like their way of over dramatizing the whole thing.

5. A doesn't seem genuinely happy. I don't know how she was on the vlogs before E, but it seems like she has post-partum depression sometimes.

6. How do they afford to care for those poor dogs? I used to have a Maltese (sweet little dear passed away this past summer), and it cost $45 every 6 weeks to groom her (or else her fur would get matted). I kept her fur very short though, so maybe it is different when you do that. Let's just say that A & J have to do the same. That's nearly $300 every 6 weeks just for grooming which isn't cheap IMO.

7. E definitely seems like an after thought sometimes. In one recent TSD video, she is crying yet A keeps filming. When you're a mother, sometimes you have to drop everything you're doing to care for your baby, and I rarely see that happening.

OK, that's just my two cents. I'm sure that I'll have more to add as I keep watching. I cannot turn away!

[geeklove]

Hahahaha don't know who the last commenter is, but if you're on of us: hilarious!

Don't we already know Fatso wouldn't change if he got poop on him? wasn't there a vlog where he talked about how he got poop on his shirt/hoodie and then he was still wearing that for the rest of the vlog?

[lemontree]

I really get angry when I see Anna & Jofus in nandos/Costa/Tesco/wherever sitting there with a coat, and Anna sometimes with even a scarf and gloves on, and poor little Emilia has freezing hands and head. Today when they were in Costa J left his coat on, it was already dark outside, and from what I know it is too cold to take your baby out with a headband instead of a proper hat to keep her warm. Idiots. I hate that.

[nickypicky]

50 shades of Beige book!
This is absolutely insane funny!!!

GG =

[Lira]

I really get angry when I see Anna & Jofus in nandos/Costa/Tesco/wherever sitting there with a coat, and Anna sometimes with even a scarf and gloves on, and poor little Emilia has freezing hands and head. Today when they were in Costa J left his coat on, it was already dark outside, and from what I know it is too cold to take your baby out with a headband instead of a proper hat to keep her warm. Idiots. I hate that.

Agree.

I've seen REAL celebs do this. They'll be wearing a thousand dollar coat and their kids will be running around in a t-shirt or just a cardigan. I can see this happening in the future with E. Poor thing will be getting colds and sorts of illnesses.

[nickypicky]

I really get angry when I see Anna & Jofus in nandos/Costa/Tesco/wherever sitting there with a coat, and Anna sometimes with even a scarf and gloves on, and poor little Emilia has freezing hands and head. Today when they were in Costa J left his coat on, it was already dark outside, and from what I know it is too cold to take your baby out with a headband instead of a proper hat to keep her warm. Idiots. I hate that.

Agree.

I've seen REAL celebs do this. They'll be wearing a thousand dollar coat and their kids will be running around in a t-shirt or just a cardigan. I can see this happening in the future with E. Poor thing will be getting colds and sorts of illnesses.

yup. the kid you see with a "dripping" nose all the time......

[lemontree]

geez, Jofus watching Tv at MSD's with his dirty shoes on the coffee table... no manners at all..

[geekinthepink]

you ladies are so entertaining and hilarious cannot wait to be back

[nickypicky]

you ladies are so entertaining and hilarious cannot wait to be back

[dolliedays]

HAHA Anna.. your outfit reminds you of pajamas because those leggings that came with a "matching cami" ARE PAJAMAS!