Steps to faking followers and fertility issues | Part #6

[Steps_to_STFU]

Oh man... each vlog gets more hilariously embarrassing. She doesn't know how to use sketch pencils or jewelry templates but she has bought them to use. She has an expensive iPad and apple pencil to do her supposed art but prefers the pencils she has never used. Thanks so much Kelsey for explaining a notebook to us.

She is going to be making jewelry, she has no fucking clue how hard it is. I used to make jewelry and actually took classes to learn to do so. This will be hilarious.

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[ewokfan11]

Once again they are making mountains out of molehills. They could get a dishwasher installed in a day. It's NOT that hard. They can even do a lot of the work themselves—like going out and buying a dishwasher! I don't know why they are acting like this is a several month process. Just do it.

Doesn't she realize that saying "I have no idea what I'm doing" over and over and over is not a great way to run a business?? She really isn't very bright and I honestly don't see this "business" going anywhere. Remember how she was going to sell paintings? Yeah, that never happened either.

I have a friend with a small jewelry business and it's actually A LOT of work—going to LOTS of weekend markets and local jewelry shows, trying to get your items sold in boutiques, creating an online presence and building a clientele. Kelsey's really going to do all of that??? LOL!

At best Kelsey has a new hobby and *might* sell a few things to viewers. She sure as shit isn't the next Candice Pool.

[Steps_to_STFU]

No doubt it will all be overpriced garbage too. She does not seem to be bright enough to realized how to price things. She can't simply throw shit together and slap a high price on it because she made it and they see themselves as some sort of celebrity. The people will buy it our their small fan base but wait till they start charging crazy prices if she puts it out. This is going to be awesome.

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[jmoysa]

First thing I thought about was Casey neistats wife, Candice Pool and her Finn jewelry. Does Kelsey honestly think she has that much talent? Of course Corbin thinks he’s on the same level...hahaha.

I agree, saying “I don’t know anything about this” is not the way to build confidence in who you hope will buy your stuff. I’m not an artist, but I don’t imagine a lot of designers use circle templates to sketch a design. I think most design it freestyle. She just seems so dumb!

They could get an electrician out there, do that and put in the DW in one day... done. Once again they go into this whole thing about buying a counter or whatever and then never show it.

Good luck, idiots thinking June is building a bond with the baby. She’s two, is very sheltered and pretty much rules the roost there...she has no idea what’s going on


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[ewokfan11]

I'm even confused about what she's "designing." Is she doing wire wrapping? Is it earrings or necklaces or bracelets? Like she said, she only wears a few pieces of jewelry ALL the time, so why is she suddenly inspired to make jewelry?! It's obviously not some sort of life-long passion.

She should probably take some classes first.

I think this is Corbin's idea.

[lavenderlove]

Oh my gosh, these people. So they pick 3 topics each video to put together a plot line. In what way do they think this comes off as genuine and real? It comes off completely fake and staged, but I guess they've been doing that for a long time now. They've just made it official. I love all these conversations between c and K, like what's next on the to do list for the house, as if that was a completely organic conversation. Yeah right Corbin , we all know before you hit record, you literally said "Ok, so are we going to talk about the dishwasher now? OK. We'll pretend we have to go buy this counter thing that we already have. Let's go drive around the block to make it look like we're going to buy it. Aaaaand ACTION!"

And this whole "business" for K is absolutely ridiculous. She's never made a single piece of jewelery! I could kind of understand if someone has taken a class, started making jewelery for fun, and then decided to try selling it here and there. But she's never done any of it, and just assumes people will be lining up for her "pieces". Yup. Definitely pushed by Corbin, and the dummy is like "ha ha OK!!" I have to say I laugh out loud every time one of you says kelsey has a learning disability! It's hilarious! It's funny because she looks at herself as super intelligent and deep. Oh giiiiirl. You're not honey. It's sad.

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[fossilfinger]

And this whole "business" for K is absolutely ridiculous. She's never made a single piece of jewelery! I could kind of understand if someone has taken a class, started making jewelery for fun, and then decided to try selling it here and there. But she's never done any of it, and just assumes people will be lining up for her "pieces".

Does she not realize she needs to do trial and error first, or is she just going to try to sell the first jewelry item she slaps together? I find it difficult to believe that Kelsey studied art in school. She should have learned some sort of technique from that that would carry over into jewelry design, even if she didn't take a class specifically on jewelry. She should at least have learned about the process of creating a work of art and how many stages it has to go through before it's complete. At the very minimum, she needs to spend several months just educating herself, then trying out jewelry making and finding what works and what doesn't, before she even considers selling it.

[ewokfan11]

And this whole "business" for K is absolutely ridiculous. She's never made a single piece of jewelery! I could kind of understand if someone has taken a class, started making jewelery for fun, and then decided to try selling it here and there. But she's never done any of it, and just assumes people will be lining up for her "pieces".

Does she not realize she needs to do trial and error first, or is she just going to try to sell the first jewelry item she slaps together? I find it difficult to believe that Kelsey studied art in school. She should have learned some sort of technique from that that would carry over into jewelry design, even if she didn't take a class specifically on jewelry. She should at least have learned about the process of creating a work of art and how many stages it has to go through before it's complete. At the very minimum, she needs to spend several months just educating herself, then trying out jewelry making and finding what works and what doesn't, before she even considers selling it.

I've heard them mention she went to art school, but her actual college degree is in anthropology. I think she maybe went to an art school for maybe a semester and dropped out. In all these years has she done ANYTHING artistic? She even relies on Pinterest for party planning and home decor ideas.

Nothing about her is at all artistic. If she's a painter and sculptor, then where are her pieces of work? They certainly weren't on display at her mom's house or any place they've lived.

I think she probably took art classes in high school and hasn't done sh$t since then.

[Byebyelemons]

Did anyone else notice how angry Corbin got at the guy who blew him off about the paint job!? He spent days complementing the roof probably thinking the guy was watching his channel! He probably was fishing for a discount too! The guy just ignored him, hilarious. Then he picks up the camera marches angrily into the kitchen and announces to the world to Kelsey something in the lines ‘shouldn’t we get your priorities straight before spending more? She give him the look and then he tries to placate her by saying he found sth for the kitchen!
I think Corbin had planned to travel an vlog as a lifestyle and had not considered what real life and a baby meant and broke of course. Now I get a vibe he is like “Kelsey this is what you wanted isn’t it? Suck it up! Because he is constantly a downer and she constantly tries to put a positive spin on everything!

[onbreak]

Anyone ever watch portlandia?

"She's making jewelry now"

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[ewokfan11]

Anyone ever watch portlandia?

"She's making jewelry now"

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I'm from Portland and everything they do reminds me of "Portlandia," which isn't how most people in PDX live...just the fake hipster assholes who don't seem to work. I guess that's why the show is funny.

[ewokfan11]

At least another week before the gender reveal?? FFS, just do it already! I'm surprised they are even doing a party for it. The relatives would probably be fine with just a phone call. They are being too EXTRA about this!

[crew96]

At least another week before the gender reveal?? FFS, just do it already! I'm surprised they are even doing a party for it. The relatives would probably be fine with just a phone call. They are being too EXTRA about this!

They really missed the boat on a Mother's Day announcement. Would have been a huge boost to their stats.

[ewokfan11]

At least another week before the gender reveal?? FFS, just do it already! I'm surprised they are even doing a party for it. The relatives would probably be fine with just a phone call. They are being too EXTRA about this!

They really missed the boat on a Mother's Day announcement. Would have been a huge boost to their stats.

Oh, I 100% agree! They should have posted the gender reveal video yesterday. It probably would have received a lot of views. Perfect timing for a "fun" and sentimental reveal. They really don't seem to know how YT works....

I thought they were creative artists??!!

Also, their families don't seem to get along, so why drag them to a party when they probably don't even want to go—and, let's be honest, they probably don't really care! I guess it's just a gift grab and something to post on YT. It all just seems selfish and greedy.

[lavenderlove]

At least another week before the gender reveal?? FFS, just do it already! I'm surprised they are even doing a party for it. The relatives would probably be fine with just a phone call. They are being too EXTRA about this!

They really missed the boat on a Mother's Day announcement. Would have been a huge boost to their stats.

Oh, I 100% agree! They should have posted the gender reveal video yesterday. It probably would have received a lot of views. Perfect timing for a "fun" and sentimental reveal. They really don't seem to know how YT works....

I thought they were creative artists??!!

Also, their families don't seem to get along, so why drag them to a party when they probably don't even want to go—and, let's be honest, they probably don't really care! I guess it's just a gift grab and something to post on YT. It all just seems selfish and greedy.

Exactly. Anything after the first kid, people are basically like "Ok just tell us aleady. We don't need a party." that's how I'd feel if I were invited to a second kid gender reveal party. They fail to recognize that they, as thr parents, are the only ones that care that much. Yes, family is excited for you, but you're very extra. But these are people that think the world revolves around them.

Oh not to mention, we already know it's a boy. So who cares? I'm telling you guys, I refuse to give them a view for that video.

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[ewokfan11]

Oh not to mention, we already know it's a boy. So who cares? I'm telling you guys, I refuse to give them a view for that video.

I totally forgot that June's big gender reveal is one of their highest viewed videos, but that's only because of DBs. I wonder if Corbin actually thinks they'll get another 2+Million viewed video. They'll be lucky to get 100K without Missy around promoting their channel.

Their channel is dead. They are REALLY lucky to get 20K views. Most are barely cracking 10K.

I also don't understand why they bother posting on Kelsey's channel. I think the bumpdates are boring, but they'll get more views on their main channel.

Like I said before, they don't seem to understand how YT works.

[jmoysa]

Today’s vlog is a continuation of buying the shelf for the kitchen and a rehash of her bump date vlog. This how lazy they’ve gotten. They’ve done this for awhile but today it was so obvious. The fake joy at seeing the used shelf by Kelsey was hilarious!

Wonder if they saw their moms on Mother’s Day. He said they didn’t film, which seems weird.

It seems a little early to be feeling the baby, but I think she’s further along than they admit.


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[spiralstatic]

There is no way in hell that they can feel the baby moving on the outside yet, definitely not at 15-16 weeks. Anything for views.

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[Steps_to_STFU]

She may feel flutters but as a mother of three.. she is not feeling outside movement at all. Way to play up to their stupid kid audience.

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[ewokfan11]

Damn! That kitchen is so small! If the oven door or the future dishwasher are open you can't even open the fridge or get to that back room. Also, why are they moving the trash to the laundry room?? That's going to be a HUGE hassle when cooking—although, I don't really think they actually cook—and once the baby comes. I don't think they can possibly fit a table and chairs into that tiny corner.

Adding too much stuff in a small space looks odd...like their living room/dining room. Why haven't they even tried to sell their oversized pieces and buy things that fit? There is NO WAY the crib is going to fit in the master bedroom with their king-sized bed.

This house wasn't made for a family of four.

They didn't film anything for Mother's Day? OK, that's weird. Maybe they just didn't do anything. Kelsey said in her bumpdate that only she can feel the baby, so why did they waste ALL that time pretending they might be able to feel him move?

I really don't see any format changes of any real value. It just seems like they don't want to work anymore. Am I missing all the amazing creative new video things they were talking about?