DailyDoseofClickbait (Part 96)

[fossilfinger]

Have you seen how Starbucks makes their hot chocolate? I gagged when I watched them make my SHORT one. Aka the kids size... anyways so for the short cup they pump about 2 large servings of chocolate into & on top of that they add a large pump of vanilla. Disgusting... I couldn’t drink it after watching

There is also no such thing as a "tuxedo hot chocolate" on the menu, so if they are asked to combine two different sauces, they do FULL pumps of each type of syrup unless otherwise specified! Whereas a venti hot chocolate or white hot chocolate would have 5 pumps of sauce, a venti "tuxedo" would have 5 pumps of each, or a total of 10 pumps of sauce. Each pump is 30 calories. So that is 300 calories just of syrup, not even including the milk.

[cat9480]

Have you seen how Starbucks makes their hot chocolate? I gagged when I watched them make my SHORT one. Aka the kids size... anyways so for the short cup they pump about 2 large servings of chocolate into & on top of that they add a large pump of vanilla. Disgusting... I couldn’t drink it after watching

There is also no such thing as a "tuxedo hot chocolate" on the menu, so if they are asked to combine two different sauces, they do FULL pumps of each type of syrup unless otherwise specified! Whereas a venti hot chocolate or white hot chocolate would have 5 pumps of sauce, a venti "tuxedo" would have 5 pumps of each, or a total of 10 pumps of sauce. Each pump is 30 calories. So that is 300 calories just of syrup, not even including the milk.

I think my blood sugar shot up just from reading this...


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[cat9480]

Desperate much? Also...THEY'RE NOT BABIES


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[abbytalks12]

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I'm not sure if it uploaded the whole picture, but I find it interesting that Bryan all of a sudden cares about rock climbing. Missy has been doing this for how long without him coming along?


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Twice. Missy has been to the rock wall place twice without Bryan.
I know this exercise kick she's been on has felt like forever, because she never shuts up about either going to the gym or being sore from the gym, but it's only been, like, 5 weeks.
Put it this way, Missy exercises about as often as Ollie goes to school, and she values fitness as much as she does education.
When it's new, she's literally obsessed. When it becomes a chore, it's forgotten. Her entire life is a phase. And eventually everything gets the Zuri treatment. Abandoned, forgotten, pushed onto someone else.

lol you're right it's only been twice! Missy has talked about it so much that it has felt like forever


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[Kish]

Desperate much? Also...THEY'RE NOT BABIES


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I can imagine Finn being a child model though … But maybe it’s me just me thinking that his photos would be adorable!

[Heygirlhey1570]

Apparently Bryan thinks the words Doctor and patient are the same thing.

[lmmomSD]

Have you seen how Starbucks makes their hot chocolate? I gagged when I watched them make my SHORT one. Aka the kids size... anyways so for the short cup they pump about 2 large servings of chocolate into & on top of that they add a large pump of vanilla. Disgusting... I couldn’t drink it after watching

There is also no such thing as a "tuxedo hot chocolate" on the menu, so if they are asked to combine two different sauces, they do FULL pumps of each type of syrup unless otherwise specified! Whereas a venti hot chocolate or white hot chocolate would have 5 pumps of sauce, a venti "tuxedo" would have 5 pumps of each, or a total of 10 pumps of sauce. Each pump is 30 calories. So that is 300 calories just of syrup, not even including the milk.

And doesn't she get an extra shot of something? When they vlog while they're ordering, I asks for an extra shot. Not sure which syrup it is, but YUCK!

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[lmmomSD]

Ok watching the vlog and OF COURSE Bryan has to start his whole BS on how the rock climbing gym won’t let Ollie use a harness and then super smart Missy explains how she THINKS it’s bc when he tried jumpin down yesterday his weight wasn’t enough to bring him down, he had to be PULLED down (which is what I said yesterday, I was a rock climbing attendant so I this) omg these people. I think Bryan was hoping the gym would watch his vlog & suddenly decide it’s ok to put a 4 yr old at risk. Whatever

He's such an entitled ass. My daughter just said "He's always whining about how the rules aren't fair. Maybe that's why he wasn't popular in high school".

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[Heygirlhey1570]

Ok watching the vlog and OF COURSE Bryan has to start his whole BS on how the rock climbing gym won’t let Ollie use a harness and then super smart Missy explains how she THINKS it’s bc when he tried jumpin down yesterday his weight wasn’t enough to bring him down, he had to be PULLED down (which is what I said yesterday, I was a rock climbing attendant so I this) omg these people. I think Bryan was hoping the gym would watch his vlog & suddenly decide it’s ok to put a 4 yr old at risk. Whatever

He's such an entitled ass. My daughter just said "He's always whining about how the rules aren't fair. Maybe that's why he wasn't popular in high school".

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I wouldn't have been surprised if that was the case. He's such a whiny bitch. I'm pretty sure when people old him to man up that was the being bs bullying he was talking about.

You don't agree with me? That's bullying! -cue sad music-

[cat9480]

Desperate much? Also...THEY'RE NOT BABIES

It’s honestly sad how desperate he is. I bet GAP will get so bombarded with tweets from the minions that they’ll give them a chance and realize these kids are 4 & 2. Lol isn’t there a Gap for Kids?? or is it the same thing? Either way I don’t think Ollie is cute enough for modeling. And as much as I love Finn I don’t think he has the right sort of model look he unfortunately got a weird mix of mom & dad in him.

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There is a GapKids - that's actually who Bryan tweeted. Which goes to show that he darn well knows that he has a toddler and a preschooler, but says he has a baby and a toddler when he knows it will get him views or a viral video. My mom always manipulated my age like this, too, and it was confusing to me as a little kid. When it was somehow benefitting her, I was "only 5," but when she wanted me to do something grown up, I was "almost 10 years old." So I never really knew how to act, because sometimes my behaviors were cute and sometimes the very same thing would get me in trouble because I want acting my age - it created a lot of inconsistency. To this day, I still don't know if it's ok that I'm still getting my life together because I'm "in my 30s and still young," or if I need to hurry up and figure it all out because I'm "almost 40." Lol

I so hope they tweet him back a response like this




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[brownprincess93]

"Only touch the yellow ones" - Ollie goes directly for the black and red hahahaha this kid has zero concept on colours, listening and understanding! You guys want to have a good laugh? Go to the 4:30 mark - not only do you get to hear Ollie saying some rehearsed catch phrases in their dumb song - but we see BryLard attempt to get 30% of the wall climbed - and come down before he even has a chance to break a sweat!! He bullshits so much - like he wasn't even that far up and for someone who goes on roller coasters at Disneyland all the time - he sure has no problem with those big drops!! Wow - I seriously thought it was Papa until the head turned and it was Missy at 5:15 hahaha Do you guys think Bryan is overly obsessed with Missy because she has way more followers and he wants them to start following him too? Just a thought - because the fact that Mithy doesn't give two shits about him, he clearly is kissing her ass on a daily basis!

[onbreak]

He has no self worth. His identity is his marriage. Classic case.. Bullied turned to music (hardcore shows .. Emo mayday parade obsession) he tried to break out in music. But he's now settling for the dad life.. Treats missy like a trophy, but she's really only a participation trophy wife. He has to join in or she'll forget about him even more.

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[notsocrunchy]

Boon


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[sammibro]

He has no self worth. His identity is his marriage. Classic case.. Bullied turned to music (hardcore shows .. Emo mayday parade obsession) he tried to break out in music. But he's now settling for the dad life.. Treats missy like a trophy, but she's really only a participation trophy wife. He has to join in or she'll forget about him even more.

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Participation trophy wife! Hahahahahaha!!! That is the truth!


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[Kish]

I was checking out Bryan’s Twitter profile because I wanted to see his GAP tweet (13 retweets isn’t a whole lot …) and I have to say that I kinda like his header



It’s definitely edited though – merging two photos (there’s quite a bit going on with Ollie giving Missy some flowers and Bryan tossing Finn in the air – it would be difficult to pose like that) is by no means a big deal (if it’s well done), but Missy’s upper body looks oddly large, especially compared to what we can see of her legs. Also, the airbrushing on her face is … throwing me off (she’s so pink-looking, and it’s not just her shirt …)
It’s a decent photo, but the longer I look at it, the weirder it seems to me

[lmmomSD]

Her neck looks stretched too. And we all know that if Ollie was giving her flowers, she wouldn't be looking at Finn.
She doesn't like flowers anyway...

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[madi_b_123]

Ok watching the vlog and OF COURSE Bryan has to start his whole BS on how the rock climbing gym won’t let Ollie use a harness and then super smart Missy explains how she THINKS it’s bc when he tried jumpin down yesterday his weight wasn’t enough to bring him down, he had to be PULLED down (which is what I said yesterday, I was a rock climbing attendant so I this) omg these people. I think Bryan was hoping the gym would watch his vlog & suddenly decide it’s ok to put a 4 yr old at risk. Whatever

He's such an entitled ass. My daughter just said "He's always whining about how the rules aren't fair. Maybe that's why he wasn't popular in high school".

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I love how (in the several months I've been reading here) your daughter's perspective on them has slowly changed. I'm glad she's finally seen the light! Lol hope that's not weird to say since I've never met you! Actually it is kind of weird but this whole site is when you really think about it!


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[lmmomSD]

Ok watching the vlog and OF COURSE Bryan has to start his whole BS on how the rock climbing gym won’t let Ollie use a harness and then super smart Missy explains how she THINKS it’s bc when he tried jumpin down yesterday his weight wasn’t enough to bring him down, he had to be PULLED down (which is what I said yesterday, I was a rock climbing attendant so I this) omg these people. I think Bryan was hoping the gym would watch his vlog & suddenly decide it’s ok to put a 4 yr old at risk. Whatever

He's such an entitled ass. My daughter just said "He's always whining about how the rules aren't fair. Maybe that's why he wasn't popular in high school".

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I love how (in the several months I've been reading here) your daughter's perspective on them has slowly changed. I'm glad she's finally seen the light! Lol hope that's not weird to say since I've never met you! Actually it is kind of weird but this whole site is when you really think about it!


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LOL-- thank God! She still likes SlyFox though, so I have to leave the room when she watches them. I blame DB for bringing them into her life, lol.
She has this friend who is a total minion-- I can't even discuss them with her because she defends them blindly. I just don't understand it. But her home life isn't great, so she probably buys into the fantasy.

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[tintin15]

I think Baby Gap actually goes up to 5T. Kids Gap is 5-6 or whatever and up. So they actually would be fine modelling for Baby Gap.

And Bryan kisses Missy's ass because he's searching for the love he never received.

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First time in 2 years all eyes have been on Finn

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