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I just watched her breastfeeding video. It annoys me so freaking much that she complains about not having a great experience with it because Oliver was an "efficient feeder."

You fucking moron, you may have gotten the incredible bond with him if you were able to put your goddamn phone down for the 10 minutes it took him to nurse. Instead you just HAD to play candy crush or watch pretty little liars while he nursed to sleep.

You ignored your child and made nursing seem like such an inconvenience to your oh so busy and important life!!! If you had put your phone down you probably would have bonded better with your son. Fuck you Missy.

And I was a proud formula feeder by choice!!
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Anyone see the pictures they have posted for the "hangout" on wednesday at nine? No austin or brittany hmmm..... That and they are really copying CTFXC with the whole hair thing in the picture...
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^ Haha yes!! (Sorry quote messed up on my phone) If my fiancée can't see the screen whenever I happen to watch them, he goes "Who's this? The married couple with the gay guy?" Lol


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Why is Missy always showing herself breastfeeding now? I am not understanding this... She is not one to do that and then one day she did, then the next day, then the next day.. it's like Bryan has made it a point to show her nursing.

I am all for nursing, but when you NEVER nurse in public, and then all of a sudden you start, they have to have something up their sleeves.
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More ratings and money. You know how many creepy perv men watch videos that have the slightest boob in then. And sadly some men get off on that stuff.

Also Bryan you're attempt at changing the "Happy" lyrics makes you look really pathetic.
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Once again probably SO awkward for Jimmy to talk about "Mommy's" (Missy) boobs/boob juice/etc. in LWV.
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Missy had Ollie in his cage while playing her new video games today!
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They cant keep him in that cage forever.
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Is no one going to mention, "Why is steak turf?!"

I can't be the only one who caught that. Did these two raise themselves from a hole in the ground?

Also, no wonder Missy's face is wrinkled like a 70 year old...she doesn't "like" lotion! Ok, freakazoid.
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Uhm... well... why is steak turf? :/
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I didn't watch the breastfeeding video because there's nothing she can teach me lol There's nothing wrong with reading or watching a show while you nurse your little one though. I did it all the time especially when they were really little kept me awake at night.
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Izzybee wrote:Uhm... well... why is steak turf? :/
Because cows live on the land and eat grass.
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SomeoneNew2 wrote:I just watched her breastfeeding video. It annoys me so freaking much that she complains about not having a great experience with it because Oliver was an "efficient feeder."

You fucking moron, you may have gotten the incredible bond with him if you were able to put your goddamn phone down for the 10 minutes it took him to nurse. Instead you just HAD to play candy crush or watch pretty little liars while he nursed to sleep.

You ignored your child and made nursing seem like such an inconvenience to your oh so busy and important life!!! If you had put your phone down you probably would have bonded better with your son. Fuck you Missy.

And I was a proud formula feeder by choice!!
Uhm I am currently breastfeeding an efficient eater. They exist. He will be done eating in both sides within 10 minutes. I also play around on my tablet during just because it can be boring. Now, idk what qualifies for bonding in Missy's mind...I feel pretty bonded to my son even if he eats quickly... But of all the things she's moronic about, this really isn't one of them. Her repeating the word "experience" 50 times in the video was moronic.
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I also have an efficient breastfeeder, now at nearly a year old when he wakes during the night I can go to his room, nurse him, put him back in his crib and be back in bed before 5 minutes is up! So nice! But I never felt like I missed out on bonding, come on! But maybe that is because I don't just put my baby in a cage all day and play video games, instead I am on the floor with him and bonding during the day, not just during feedings!

Also I never had any issues breastfeeding, but I feel like if I did that I would be insulted by her video. her complaint about it all was the he was too quick, some people can't get a good latch, it's super painful, some people are unable to! And yet she whines and complains that he is a quick eater. So over all this nonsense she spews.

I think Missy's skin is wrinkly because of lack of lotion but also because she doens't believe in sun screen! I myself don't wear makeup and don't really put lotion on, but I do cover up in sunscreen any time I spend time outside. And I can happily say my face looks nothing like hers!

I always cringe when they are outside in that hot hot sun and Ollie has no hat on, and I am sure he hardly ever has sunscreen on. He did that one day at the pool. But I don't think she puts it on him often. (Cause sunscreen causes cancer or so she says!) I live up in Canada, where right now a day that is +10 degrees celcius is a nice day, and still I put a hat on my baby (no sunscreen yet as he just wears long sleeves and pants for now)
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Bananaslush wrote:I also have an efficient breastfeeder, now at nearly a year old when he wakes during the night I can go to his room, nurse him, put him back in his crib and be back in bed before 5 minutes is up! So nice! But I never felt like I missed out on bonding, come on! But maybe that is because I don't just put my baby in a cage all day and play video games, instead I am on the floor with him and bonding during the day, not just during feedings!

Also I never had any issues breastfeeding, but I feel like if I did that I would be insulted by her video. her complaint about it all was the he was too quick, some people can't get a good latch, it's super painful, some people are unable to! And yet she whines and complains that he is a quick eater. So over all this nonsense she spews.

I think Missy's skin is wrinkly because of lack of lotion but also because she doens't believe in sun screen! I myself don't wear makeup and don't really put lotion on, but I do cover up in sunscreen any time I spend time outside. And I can happily say my face looks nothing like hers!

I always cringe when they are outside in that hot hot sun and Ollie has no hat on, and I am sure he hardly ever has sunscreen on. He did that one day at the pool. But I don't think she puts it on him often. (Cause sunscreen causes cancer or so she says!) I live up in Canada, where right now a day that is +10 degrees celcius is a nice day, and still I put a hat on my baby (no sunscreen yet as he just wears long sleeves and pants for now)
There are so many sunscreens out there for babies and kids that are less toxic than the conventional stuff. The company that makes that bottle of lotion that Bryan put on Ollie the other day makes a decent baby sunscreen. Lazy, lazy.

Not putting sunscreen on a fair child (or any child, really) bugs me a lot because I have a permanent scar on my back from a bad sunburn where my mom accidentally missed a spot that was covered by my hair.
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Yes I do agree the sunscreen they use for Ollie is a better one with less toxins, it was a brand I considered for my own son. I still don't think they use it often enough, and then letting Ollie play in the pool and then reapply while still in the pool was pointless. And the title of that vlog! Missy didn't really comment on it while Bryan went on and on about how he had put too much sunscreen and that it was Missy's worst nightmare ever, it's like he just needed a 'catchy' title and it needed to come from some where and she was not buying it at all
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OMG hangout with the three hottest moms on youtube? Really!? I don't think anyone considers missy hot! Barf. & who are the other 2? I saw someone say colette was one?
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Also was I the only one who thought it was funny when missy was dancing (while playing just dance) & she knew Bryan was recording so she was like posing and making f-ing weird faces. I feel like she THINKS she's extremely hot.
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LuckyCharm wrote:OMG hangout with the three hottest moms on youtube? Really!? I don't think anyone considers missy hot! Barf. & who are the other 2? I saw someone say colette was one?
Ellie (& Jared) and Katie (& Cullen).
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