Gardner Quad Squad: Durls, Dollars and Donits | Part 3

[Krouton]

All of the minions are spelling Mickey wrong in the comments. Dimwit has corrected it after reading here or a fb comment. I'm sure Oakland thinks her bright red lipstick during the day is hideous and he wishes she left it at home, but does he tell her? No, he's not rude like that. Evie's rash is definitely a heat rash. Those little fat sweaty thighs rubbing together will cause that, or she had piss in her pajama pants thät wasn't cleaned fast enough.

[BumblebeeBubbles]

I used to love Esme's spunk and love of life. She cracked me up with her faces and her mischievousness. Now she looks like some sad lost child. What happened to her? She's afraid of everything and is almost as dull and spacey as Scarlett. (Boy I had to remind myself of that was really her name - I am so used to Barley the grain!). They dulled childhood zest out of their children. That's just sad. Malnutrition? Trauma? Not being comforted or reinforced from mama? Sick of the camera in her face?

[Krouton]

I think they are all probably anemic from their horrible diet and too much milk. Their fabulous pediatrician doesn't check their hemoglobin at well check ups, strange, mine always checks it. Simple test.

[DancingZeebas]

I haven't watched the vlog but the Benadryl pisses me off! There are several firstaid centers in Disney stocked full of over-the-counter meds and nurses on hand. There are signs to where they are and you can easily ask a cast member for directions. I really hope what they gave her was a chewy tablet and not an adult because she is far to young to have an adult dose. In fact, I'm not even sure she is big enough to have a whole chewy tablet. These people are complete morons!

[Stellaboo]

I think they are all probably anemic from their horrible diet and too much milk. Their fabulous pediatrician doesn't check their hemoglobin at well check ups, strange, mine always checks it. Simple test.

I've said before that I'd love to see what their bloodwork looks like. It's probably awful.
Obviously their doctor doesn't bother with that.

[Stellaboo]

I am going to Disneyland today. I hope they will be there again!


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[Laughter6789]

I'm not even 10 minutes into today's vlog and I had to stop so I could snark. First, telling a toddler that a pill is candy?? Are these people for real????

And second, when they got onto the Pinnochio ride, the Disney employee noticed one girl was facing backward while on someone lap and she told them the kids have to be facing forward, obviously so that the safety bar was down on their lap. Next scene is of the girls facing backward again once the ride began. These people truly think that rules don't apply to them!! There is a reason they require children to be seated on their bottoms during rides!! Ugh, I HATE THEM!!

[eskayem]

The poor girls faces were sunburned.

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Doesn't she sell a cream for sunburns? My heart breaks for how little they care about these girls

[mia]

The worst, scared toddlers and fireworks. I think it was Indie who was covering her eyes, but Esme cried out and reached for mama. What did mother-of-the-year do? Said, "no, stay with Oakland." Put the damn camera down and comfort your child!

I am becoming more and more convinces that's Assleads does not know HOW to comfort her children. I really got that impression when they were on Access Hollywood. I think she comforts them by feeding them. When there are no treat options available, I think she's at a loss.

Today's vlog around the 9:13 mark, again a frightened Esme reaches and cries out for mama. Denied.

Not their "favorite" child, it seems.

[eskayem]

Sorry for the double post sisters.

You know that apartment AssHat told us about? Where Walt used to stay. to the left of it there's a first aid station. Granted at night it is disgustingly busy, but they have something for ALL ages. I guess my first thought would be to check my bag to make sure I had at least one water bottle; they have water stations and Carnation gives out free water cups. You easily could have put those little water bottles in their back packs. Made sure I had emergency supplies; band aids and neosporin at the least, and snacks for the girls. I mean you have enough diaper bags, use one? Also a change of clothes for each girl. I'd say diapers but we all know it was 1 diaper each for the whole day. Wipes as well.

I'll watch the vlog later, but from the sounds of it I'll have lots to snark on.

You want to know how they should have spent the girls first day at Disneyland? By not vlogging. You want to create memories? Fucking create memories. And the fact you have to EDIT the vlog before you post it? Clearly you're depriving them of some of the "memories" you're creating for them. None of these memories seem like the girls created them.

[Howlin17]

Stupid doctor. Hide the pill in a churro? (sp) She's not a dog!! Besides, the kid can't bite anything food related. Like her "sissies", she sucks on food.
STFU CRAP! You are so damn annoying! With your enabler in chief, Bison, you manage to push your "miracles" into the background. All about the 2 greedy grifters should be the name of your disgusting vlog.
Neither one of you is cute or amusing. Rude? yes Annoying? yes Good parents? HELL NO

[Stellaboo]

I'm not even 10 minutes into today's vlog and I had to stop so I could snark. First, telling a toddler that a pill is candy?? Are these people for real????

And second, when they got onto the Pinnochio ride, the Disney employee noticed one girl was facing backward while on someone lap and she told them the kids have to be facing forward, obviously so that the safety bar was down on their lap. Next scene is of the girls facing backward again once the ride began. These people truly think that rules don't apply to them!! There is a reason they require children to be seated on their bottoms during rides!! Ugh, I HATE THEM!!

Yeah, that was Indie. The poor kid was so anxious that she spent most of the rides clinging like a monkey to one of the adults.
I wonder if she had a fit when they made her sit facing forward? And we all know they way they manage things like that is to give in to whatever the girls want. They don't give a damn about rules or safety if it inconveniences them in some way. Later in the vlog you'll see that Esme practically falls out of the car at the end of a ride and Bison doesn't even notice. I hate them too!

[OldCountry]

What in the ever loving FUCK?!?! Evie is having some sort of allergic reaction but all they can find are Benadryl pills, not liquid. They try to sneak it in a Churro, and when Evie finds it and spits it out, A$$ley says "here, take it. It's candy."

I just can't. They really are a super special breed of stupid.

Yes they are "special"... Assley said she could only find Benadryl in pill form "Let's see if she chews them up".. so I am guessing they are chewable.. but you never know with these clowns... I guess these kids are not given chewable vitamins? If any kids need some multiple vitamins, it's these FFTYOs, maybe because they can't chew?....Best part, A couple of minutes later she said "So I called my doctor and they said hide it in a churro" Yeah Right... and she is saying all of this right next to the kid.. so I guess the kid did understand what Assley was saying because she wouldn't eat it.. No problem sucking on Madison"s churro.. The candy thing,, what the hell is wrong with them? So when they escape from their cages, end up in the bathroom or wherever and find a bottle of pills., They will be thinking Oh Goody Candy! Morons!! You are right Super Special Breed of Stupid.. I think if you look that up on the computer, click images, their picture will be there. I think it should be...

[OldCountry]

So much to snark on; Bison's out-of-stock XXL shirt (yes, you need to go on a diet!), CRAP sleeps in, again, endless screeching (is that so fun? (um, no), oodles of crap food, Benadryl pill in a churro (morons!), eating corn on the cob on the bunk beds (yuck!), ...

The worst, scared toddlers and fireworks. I think it was Indie who was covering her eyes, but Esme cried out and reached for mama. What did mother-of-the-year do? Said, "no, stay with Oakland." Put the damn camera down and comfort your child!

Bison That's a good one!

[lovethispage]

Merikat, I think CRAPs O face at the very beginning of the vlog was for you. It was sooooooooo put on

[OldCountry]

So much to snark on; Bison's out-of-stock XXL shirt (yes, you need to go on a diet!), CRAP sleeps in, again, endless screeching (is that so fun? (um, no), oodles of crap food, Benadryl pill in a churro (morons!), eating corn on the cob on the bunk beds (yuck!), ...

The worst, scared toddlers and fireworks. I think it was Indie who was covering her eyes, but Esme cried out and reached for mama. What did mother-of-the-year do? Said, "no, stay with Oakland." Put the damn camera down and comfort your child!

I am becoming more and more convinces that's Assleads does not know HOW to comfort her children. I really got that impression when they were on Access Hollywood. I think she comforts them by feeding them. When there are no treat options available, I think she's at a loss.

I also think she is at a loss, mostly about everything. I think she must take her lead about the food thing from Bison/Dyson/TyASSon/FatASS oh let's not forget Tyler Anyway, she had baby dolls to play with when she was young, a one way street with no interaction, then her claim to be a nanny, no,, she babysat sometimes and gave them back. She does not know how to comfort,, she was always comforted.. You are so beautiful! Well, that's actually all I can come up with.. but imagine, if she had any issues in her early life, she was told, it's ok.. you are beautiful, you are so pretty etc...For a father to take pictures of his young daughters and tag it "HOT" What the hell is wrong with these people? Yes she ate crap growing up, but for some reason didn't pig out the way the Bison's family did.. not as a comforting thing.. Ashley's family just had a poor diet.. Will it now catch up with her? Yes,, look at her family now. You see what's his name, he has so many,,, taking every opportunity shoving some crap food in those poor girls mouth... They are grumpy,, they are sad,, they are anxious, they are happy deserve a treat.. crap..crap..crap.. all day long... It makes me want to vomit!

Oh while I am thinking of it.. not sure when,, waiting for one of the dinners in the park? Chicken and rice, Buffalo Boy brought first over a tray with little containers of applesauce and four BANANAS! What the hell was that about? When have they ever shown them eat bananas or applesauce before a meal? Never, because they don't. I do not remember them eating a banana ever,,, Back to the comforting Cheetos today.. You go FatASS!

Sorry to go on and on, but thanks for listening... You go TyBAG..

[Krouton]

The bananas were probably for the adults. If they ate that applesauce, you can bet they didn't eat their chicken and rice.

[BumblebeeBubbles]

Here's the problem. Yet another post from Asswipe saying that their morning and trip to the airport were a NIGHTMARE (she capitalized) and would we all pray for them on the flight home. She's cried wolf too many times. She says everything is a nightmare. And she created the nightmare. Those FF have been nightmares for the whole damn week. I wouldn't have wanted to spend a single day with them.

[Night lady]

Here's the problem. Yet another post from Asswipe saying that their morning and trip to the airport were a NIGHTMARE (she capitalized) and would we all pray for them on the flight home. She's cried wolf too many times. She says everything is a nightmare. And she created the nightmare. Those FF have been nightmares for the whole damn week. I wouldn't have wanted to spend a single day with them.

Yup, they sure did create the nightmares. If only they'd listen to the advice we've given them. Smh! I have no sympathy for A$T. This is all due to their "parenting style"

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[BumblebeeBubbles]

I also think she is at a loss, mostly about everything. I think she must take her lead about the food thing from Bison/Dyson/TyASSon/FatASS oh let's not forget Tyler Anyway, she had baby dolls to play with when she was young, a one way street with no interaction, then her claim to be a nanny, no,, she babysat sometimes and gave them back. She does not know how to comfort,, she was always comforted.. You are so beautiful! Well, that's actually all I can come up with.. but imagine, if she had any issues in her early life, she was told, it's ok.. you are beautiful, you are so pretty etc...For a father to take pictures of his young daughters and tag it "HOT" What the hell is wrong with these people? Yes she ate crap growing up, but for some reason didn't pig out the way the Bison's family did.. not as a comforting thing.. Ashley's family just had a poor diet.. Will it now catch up with her? Yes,, look at her family now. You see what's his name, he has so many,,, taking every opportunity shoving some crap food in those poor girls mouth... They are grumpy,, they are sad,, they are anxious, they are happy deserve a treat.. crap..crap..crap.. all day long... It makes me want to vomit!

Oh while I am thinking of it.. not sure when,, waiting for one of the dinners in the park? Chicken and rice, Buffalo Boy brought first over a tray with little containers of applesauce and four BANANAS! What the hell was that about? When have they ever shown them eat bananas or applesauce before a meal? Never, because they don't. I do not remember them eating a banana ever,,, Back to the comforting Cheetos today.. You go FatASS!

Sorry to go on and on, but thanks for listening... You go TyBAG..

And I know that not all women (especially those that marry at 18!) know how to mother. For some it is not natural. Especially four. I get that. And my heart would go out to her except she refuses help. She refuses advice. She refuses suggestions. And hello - ever heard of the internet? If you don't want advice from people following you - okay - but there is so much advice on the internet that you could get in the privacy of your own home. Yeah no sympathy.