OhHiImSam wrote:Kryptonite wrote:spacekitty wrote:Lol Imagine Bryan got to go on tour for some sick reason. Missy would bitch for days being on a bus!
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She wouldn't go. She'd stay home (by home I mean Suzanne's) and bitch about life as a single mother for three months depending on the tour.
For the first week, she'd blabber on about it being a great opportunity but she misses him because of Oliver.
And then they'd divorce because Bryan is 'shelfi(s/)th' and doesn't even care that she's ALONE.
We need a thread for daily bumps scenarios/non-fan fiction. You all are too funny!
Ollie stared up at Miguel with his large blue eyes and gave him a cheeky smile. In the past few months the soon-to-be toddler had grown to know the tanned, muscular, flamboyant Brazilian as his other father. And although Bryan had been able to distract Missy by inviting Mimi over it was getting harder and harder to meet his lover, and it was getting even harder to hide the bruises.
Miguel gave Bryan a disapproving glance. "I don't get why you don't just divorce the shrew," he huffed, "I hate seeing what she's done to you and what she could do to Oliver!"
Bryan sighed, "It's not that easy... She made me put all of our YouTube earnings into her bank account... The only thing she let me keep was the 100,000 plaque."
"I thought you had a secret bank account?"
"Mimi found out about it!" Bryan cried, "she over heard me telling my mom about our plan and when she did the whole Hollister clan ganged up on me and..." He had to hold back tears.
Miguel handed Oliver the ball they had been playing with and comforted his giant teddy bear.
"I'm worried they're going to find out about us," Bryan admitted, "Missy's starting to think Ollie's actually speaking another language instead of gibberish... I mean, she can't tell what it is but what if you figures it out?"
"If I don't teach him to talk then who will?! I will not stand by and let my angel learn to talk with a lisp!" Miguel exclaimed, "if the Hollisters find out then we'll fight them together. Between the two of us and the vlog footage there's no way we'll lose Ollie. Then we'll start a new life in Idaho where Ollie can have an outdoor slide."
Bryan smiled, "meeting you in the gym was the best thing that ever happened to me." But just when he was feeling relieved his iWatch began to ring. It was Missy.
