The Lindquists: Welcome to hELLE | Part 2

[Notablogger]

Married life with three small kids and a healthy marriage would be a challenge. There’s is probably on the verge of ....nothing. dan will never leave her ass.

[Notablogger]

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[SamanthaS27]

Can someone drag her for the hideous fake bangs?!! Which by the way don't even match her hair colour and look so awful!!

[Seriouslysweetie]

Can someone drag her for the hideous fake bangs?!! Which by the way don't even match her hair colour and look so awful!!

In an old vlog or IG stories Dan flat out told her that the bangs look horrible on her . She obviously didn't care and kept wearing it.

[Skinnie]

Can someone drag her for the hideous fake bangs?!! Which by the way don't even match her hair colour and look so awful!!

In an old vlog or IG stories Dan flat out told her that the bangs look horrible on her . She obviously didn't care and kept wearing it.

Maybe they are Elle's preferred method of birth control.

[SamanthaS27]

Can someone drag her for the hideous fake bangs?!! Which by the way don't even match her hair colour and look so awful!!

In an old vlog or IG stories Dan flat out told her that the bangs look horrible on her . She obviously didn't care and kept wearing it.

Lol, silly don't you know she doesn't value her husband's opinion!! LMAO Dan is the last person she will listen to

[Nacholife]

On this weeks episode of The Real Housewives of Markham...

Elle: “Sooo many of you commented that I should have bought that Chanel bag”.

Said no one ever.

There’s not one comment on her YouTube channel of anyone telling her “you deserve that bag, go back and spend $$$$$ on it”.

Not on Instagram either.

Does she honestly believe the lies she tells her self??


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[okaythatlldo]

Wait a second. She bought a Chanel bag? And it’s not even the one she was lusting over for no reason? What entitles this crazy bat to TWO Louis Vuitton bags and a Chanel bag? The second LV bag and Chanel bag were both purchased only recently, and within a short period of time. She debuted the LV bag in an IG post on October 18th. Even if she had it for a couple of weeks before then, here she is a month later buying another super luxury purse? Who needs 3 multi-thousand dollar purses when the only places you you shop at are amazon prime and old navy? This woman lives in extremes.

“NYC, you hold my heart. SOHO, you hold my wallet.” She should be fucking embarrassed about saying that. That’s some privileged bullshit right there. She’s constantly contradicting herself and is completely unaware that she is THE most selfish person on the planet. I haven’t been watching/participating lately because I just can’t stand her anymore. She is the worst.

But the kids are up early this morning and I need the entertainment, so I’M BACK, BITCHES.

Don’t get me started on the Article decor. We all know she only got that partnership because a) Article is sucking literally every youtuber’s dick with free furniture, and b) Alexandra Gater gets free shit from Article every week, so we all know she set up that connection for Elle. I am HOWLING that she chose leather chairs!!! ALSO I love how she makes it seem like she designed their new decor look, but the juvenile-looking tassels on the curtains are a dead giveaway that she’s had some help from Alexandra there as well. Elle has no style, otherwise her house would have looked like this all along.


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[Nacholife]

In the past two months she’s bought 3 designer purses, some coat we have yet to see but I bet it cost a few hundred dollars, a new fit bit, new clothes (that Aritzia sweater was $300), a trip to NYC, countless other shit we haven’t seen I’m sure. I find it hard to believe she’s raking in all this money from her pathetic YouTube channel.


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[Nacholife]

Double post: I have to say tho that I’m glad she’s turned away from posting her constant weight updates she used to post after every kid. She’s seemed to have moved away from her body image issues which is great, but she’s replaced it with EXPENSIVE SHOPPING HABITS.


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[Notablogger]

And she wonders why people have a problem with her lack of authenticity. She says one thing (I strive to be a minimalist-watch me buy a whack of new clothes and things for the house. I am a vegetarian-watch me buy both new and used leather. Dan and I are happy-watch me undermine him any chance I get. I will no longer post my older kids to protect their privacy-well they’re no longer lucrative.)

These are the things that literally popped into my head. I know there’s more.

[TeachIT]

She has to feel superior to her audience somehow. It used to be by showing off her “bounce back” baby body and getting those compliments. Now it’s by nonstop shopping and fishing b TJ compliments on how sTyLiSh she is.


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[Seriouslysweetie]

Sad she's getting her cup filled with validation from social media. So weird that she has to mention that since so many commented that she should get the Chanel bag she got it. I think what really happened was she saw a few comments that it was a beautiful bag and she took it as getting 5k+ purse will get more compliments from her cOmMuNiTy.

So annoying that she posts IG stories her church service too. It's another form of her feeling superior by telling her followers what they are missing out on.

[Margie]

I actually think I need to unsubscribe from this bitch. She’s getting more ridiculous by the day.

I can’t imagine that this marriage can continue on. Dan seems so level headed, and she is constantly embarrassing him and calling him out in front of all her viewers. He’s stuck parenting the boys and working full time while she jet sets and drops thousands of dollars on unneeded shit while, days before, donates thousands of dollars of perfectly good clothes just to “get it right” for her viewers. ALSO, how the fuck does this bitch justify thousands for a new bag, yet can’t justify paying and IT professional to recover her video files That tells me either Dan is funding her shopping, or her business priorities are out of whack. You’d think you’d spend your money on what is MAKING you money.... but perhaps she isnt making any money off of her channel.

[Margie]

Anyone read her newsletter??? She skipped one last week, and this week the entire letter was basically just a copy and paste of what her follower sent her... so much EFFORT Elle! You’ve really outdone yourself. Your dedication to your career is amazing

[Seriouslysweetie]

Anyone read her newsletter??? She skipped one last week, and this week the entire letter was basically just a copy and paste of what her follower sent her... so much EFFORT Elle! You’ve really outdone yourself. Your dedication to your career is amazing

Can you screenshot and post it here please? I don't want to give Elle my email, lol.

[Margie]

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[Margie]

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[Notablogger]

I just watched her tights as pants video...

So much cringe. I don’t know where to start. The yellow bangs? The posing for the camera? Trying to look cute versus trying to be funny. The justification of her third designer purse.

I will admit she looked pretty when she was just talking to the camera and not trying to pose or be cute or funny. I don’t get why she has to try so hard. And she looks super thin again. I wonder when she’ll showcase her new lack of curves.

[Seriouslysweetie]

Thanks Margie for the screenshots! I really thought the newsletter would be a little blurb about the message she got from a follower. She actually just copy pasted it and made a short intro and outro. Elle does NOT have any original thought or idea she put out in her content and she calls herself content creator. More like content rehasher.

I watched her Christmas decorating tips today and she tries to suck up to Do It on the dime so much, calling her 'my girl'. I bet in reality, Kathryn barely knows Elle exists .