Gardner Quad Squad - The Freeloaders (Part 10)

[AthenaA]

Neither of them seem happy to have the girls with them. Shock that they didn't offload them.

Assface: No picking up, we just had a talk about that.
2 minutes later she's holding one of the girls.

PARENT YOUR CHILDREN. Stop giving them mixed messages all the time.

[AthenaA]

WW "A large family like ours where you have constant dishes going" Does he mean large as in his weight? Because they sure don't seem to eat at home or use dishes.

Also they apparently don't know about the design rule of odd numbers, the two lights in the kitchen look really wrong. I hope the people that helped them pick out their house stuff aren't Mormons because they would have needed a few stiff drinks after those meetings. "Oh we are such special youtubers we don't need your advice"

[Ham Fried Rice]

What is "boost boost"??

Why does Tyass keep calling the girl's rooms nurseries?

The lights in the new place are awful.


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[AthenaA]

What is "boost boost"??

Why does Tyass keep calling the girl's rooms nurseries?

The lights in the new place are awful.


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I think on Instagram one day this week they explained that when he turns the camera/go pro on he says 'boost boost' and they copy him.

More great language "What do you like best about the new house Scarlett?" "'Xited" Get your kids some fucking speech therapy.

[Sisteroo]

Another boring vlog of the mansion, nothing we have not seen before except the overly huge lights above the kitchen island, they look totally mis-matched. Thank god Tyler did 90% of the talking & filming not much screeching from Assley. FF stay under the deck stacking rocks & parroting whatever is said to them, nothing new

[Abbiedownunder]

Let's just hope they never become professional house designers. Each to their own but I think it's hideous and has no style at all. I know they have 4 kids but so do millions of other families and they don't seem to need so many bathrooms. What a waste of space and it's nowhere near energy efficient whereas houses here have to be now. It's going to cost an absolute fortune to run this house energy wise as no thought has been given to windows and time of day for the sun etc, it's all about looks. Why do they calling it a nursery? The girls are nearly 3.

What a perfect opportunity to put them straight into beds and give them something to look forward to. But we know that won't happen. They'll be in cribs till they're potty trained at 10.

Look at how much they're going to have to spend on blankets for the girlssssss rooms as the windows are bigger and there's also windows in the bathrooms so more blankets to keep the light out.

[Aussiegal2017]

Did you hear them say the hallways are wide so my brothers can move all the furniture in . Probably while they sit on their lazy bums


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[ineedtosleep]

Their house reminds me of SIMS houses. All the random crap thrown together and nothing is matching. What I actually dislike the most are the three little windows (two together and one alone) in the second floor above their statement piece (front door). You can see when they show you how the hallway looks from the upstairs. There is the tiniest chandler and the strangest little unbalanced windows. It looks so weird and I have absolutely no clue why they have them in there? They are not even lining with the front door.

[greygoose]

(Living, durls') "RUM" is another one of those words they keep saying and all I can do is roll my eyes...

Hey everyone, first time posting, long time silent reader... They are horrible horrible people. Most of the time, I can't believe my own eyes...

[AthenaA]

Welcome grey goose.

[ineedtosleep]

Did you hear them say the hallways are wide so my brothers can move all the furniture in . Probably while they sit on their lazy bums

Come on, someone needs to vlog it!

[Sisteroo]

(Living, durls') "RUM" is another one of those words they keep saying and all I can do is roll my eyes...

Hey everyone, first time posting, long time silent reader... They are horrible horrible people. Most of the time, I can't believe my own eyes...

Welcome!
So many new sisters, love it : )

[Sisteroo]

Just looking at all of the empty area around their house, they are going to have to deal with a lot of construction & noise on their street for a loooooong time, there is only one other house going up across the street, high $$$$ houses do not sell as fast !

[OldCountry]

Yes right after Snarkadoodle looked at the comments early this morning the donut spotting comment was gone like it never existed. I watched the vlog early when there were only about 30 YT comments because I’ve been off work all week & it was only 10 minutes long. The box of donuts are right behind the 2 girls sitting on the counter someone posted a little bit ago. I don’t know if the stove was on but Assley was chopping onions up on top of the stove, the other side could have been on.

Who chops onions on top of a stove? Oh that’s right. ASSWIT because her counters are so cluttered up with crap and toddlers sitting on them that must be the only room she has to do her “mill” prep.

That was so stupid, cutting board on the stove...Also, who chops vegetables with a bread knife? Idiot
Can't wait to see the appliance bar in 'action'. Do not see that working out very well, if used at all.
Mud room, each get their own 'locker' for jackets, shoes, backpacks and books
I didn't hear the word playroom mentioned once.
Cutting board pulls out over garbage drawer for easy dumping, but a big explanation about the double sink needed to have better access to the garbage disposal and not have their dishes in the way. I think they meant sippy cups in the way. Either way, we will still see piled up dishes in their new house double sink according to them.
Boost Boost

[OldCountry]

Girl whining to be held at the beginning of the tour. Bison "Can you have Mommy hold you because I am doing this work right now"

[mia]

Their house reminds me of SIMS houses. All the random crap thrown together and nothing is matching. What I actually dislike the most are the three little windows (two together and one alone) in the second floor above their statement piece (front door). You can see when they show you how the hallway looks from the upstairs. There is the tiniest chandler and the strangest little unbalanced windows. It looks so weird and I have absolutely no clue why they have them in there? They are not even lining with the front door.

It's a very weird design with two of the three off-center windows in an egress. The statement entry chandelier is too small, statement front doors don't open flush to the return wall, and her statement kitchen pendants are too large and ... fugly.

Ca$hley sits with the FF under her deck playing with rocks. Yeah, we know, that would be your fort if you were a kid. (She's just can't let go of her childhood.)

Do any of the girlsessezz have a favorite travel activity or comfort buddy other than .... um, pet rocks? They never take any toys in the car, to a restaurant, Grandma's house, etc. Maybe they'd have to wrestle them all away from the Heber one.

Which reminds me, a couple days ago the bully stepped on Esme's foot. Mother-of-the-year said it was an accident, and asked Heavy to apologize. She said no, and sissy starts to get pissy, which now turns the comforting back to the bully herself. Unreal. Meanwhile, Esme tries to stomp on the big FUF's foot. Asstwit says, "We don't retaliate." Good job, Mom! I didn't realize you had another four-syllable word in your vocabulary other than 'adorable'. Sorry, (not sorry), but I was team Esme all the way!

[DoodleBop]

He's so out of shape it's probably less work for his brothers if he doesn't help. He'd probably just be in the way.

[qsauntiem]

SO.MUCH.SNARK! Don't even know where to begin. First of all, I'm probably just being BEC, but I hate how By$on says the word "gorgeous".

LOVED the "look how wide our hallway is. My brothers are going to love it when they're moving all my furniture in." Notice he didn't say "when WE are moving all my furniture in." Personally, I think the wide hallway was a necessity. Plain and simple. Their heads and asses keep expanding, a plain old standard run-of-the-mill hallway just don't do for the long-term. Who are we kidding, they won't be there long-term.

Standing in the area of the double fridge. Stupid By$on..."it's large enough to fit my wingspan." Wingspan? Seriously? YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING MORON!!!

In the pantry...gushing about the appliance bar and window and all that shit. Ca$hley Cow closes the door while he's in there and he says "I love that we can just close the door and you won't see any messes." Right, except for the messes on the kitchen countertop, in the sink, mud room. Can't shut the door on all those messes, idiot.

Ah, the "no farmhouse sink" conversation. "We don't want a farmhouse sink, cause then all the food and dishes just pile up in there." How stupid can you two be? It doesn't matter if you have a farmhouse sink, two basin sink or 74 basin sink. The food and dishes will pile up if you don't use your fucking dishwasher you fucking morons. Or in your case, if you don't throw the "dishes" away.

Well shit, I'm only halfway through the vlog. I have a sense I'll be back with more.

[ClarasComplaints]

Hey guys! Long time lurker here. I've been trying to make an account for a while to complain about this, but I couldn't for the life of me figure out how to set up an account. The main reason I can't stand to watch their vlogs, besides the wretched screeching and obviously terrible parenting, is that sound that happens every time they turn the camera around or adjust their grip. It drives me nuts! This never seems to happen with any other vloggers, so why just the Gardners? Is it their goal to be the absolute most irritating vloggers out there?

[Boboli Personality]

I don't much want to snark on the house because everyone has different taste but I will say that kitchen will not stay looking pristine for long with all those dust and grease catching surfaces and ledges.

But what breaks my heart is the kids playing with the rocks. I think they zone in on them because it's the only opportunity they get to play with organic materials or do some that isn't plastic.

I don't think I've ever seen them play with sand or water or paint or play dough. The poor things were not even allowed to carve (with help obviously) any of that truck load of pumpkins they've got littering the porch.

And their speech and comprehension seems to be going backwards. They can't answer a simple question.

Anyway, expect to see them playing with something different shortly' Hi Trashley - good job