Gardner Quad Squad - Busby Wannabes (Part 5)

[Snarky Lady]

I'm hoping the girls start preschool. Not only could they be getting speech therapy but they'd get 3-4 hours a day doing kid things without having to perform. It would be even better if they split the girls up or put them in the class with their not twin sister. I think it would go a long way to helping their development but unless they're special needs they cannot begin preschool until they're out of diapers.

I've pretty much lost hope pre school will happen. For one thing the Greedners would have to be on a schedule and not one they put the girls to bed 12+ hours at night and 3 during the day. It would stop their spur of the moment trips to LA or Hawaii. Another thing is who would they v'log during the day, each other? That will get old fast. Another thing is the Greedners will not accept constructive criticism from teachers. Can you imagine, "We have to have 4 different parent teacher meetings???? Why not one for all four like we are use to!!!! I would dread and hate to be their teacher!! They are already learning entitlement and the title greedy little Greedners fit so well. Those are just a few.

[mia]

Okay Sisters this is serious.

DO NOT go to the Two Ton Tyrant's Instagram account. He has, together with the Devil himself, come up with a new selfie pose to replace the "O".

He is sticking out his tongue. It is the ugliest, longest, fattest, and most GROTESQUE tongue your eyes will ever behold. I'm warning you, Sisters, if you value your sanity DO NOT even take a peek.

This is all our fault Sisters. We just had one too many bitches about his "O" face.

May God save our souls.

Hope you're feeling better, Sophie!

I saw that disgusting image. What the hell type of message is he trying to send? I'm sure Esme will cherish the memory of Dad doing his Miley Cyrus impressions.

What a sick, twisted thing to teach a young daughter.

[Abbiedownunder]

I'm only into today's vlog for a few minutes. Seriously, what is wrong with these people. A$$ has a hat on for the hot sun but none for the girls. The girls have had safety floaties even for the baby pool as well as everything else concerning water. But today they are letting them out in the open ocean with no floaties........ on boogie boards. FFS. WTF is wrong with them and why can't grandma say something or is everyone afraid to say something. Back to the vlog.

[SnarkieSophie]

I was correct. That image has driven me mad.

I just spent 5 minutes looking at my tongue and it is of Miss World, Miss Universe, Miss Whole Fucking Galaxy stature compared to Two Ton's.

Poor bloody Trashley! We are here for you girl.

No person who has or had ovaries should be made to look at that ......thing, let alone have it in their mouth!

Ewwwwwwwwww

[GA Peach70]

Didn't Two Ton Titboy say before that he wouldn't allow the girls to even stay at their grandparents house unless it was with at least one of the other girls? I imagine it will be like that IF they go to school - he will want them in the same classroom. Once again it is because of his control issues he has. I bet he will bribe the girls with treats/food by saying "if you tell me what so & so did then you get a donut." Or "who picked on your sissy today?" They will run home and tell daddy on their sibling. He will pit them against each other and then tell them they are his favorite. I wonder if his control issues are from his childhood. Not being able to control his parents divorce and the new man in his moms life. Not being in control of losing his dad. Being in control of taking care of the younger siblings BUT not by his choice. He probably was made to help out. Usually when there are so many siblings and such an age gap the older ones are forced to help even if they don't want to so he lost that control to get to choose. He was probably one of those asshole siblings who bossed around the younger ones and made them wait on him hand & foot.

It's really difficult to choose which one I despise most. Ass because she gives blondes a bad name? Lol! She is insecure, loud, lazy, dumb as shit, a sorry excuse for a mother, and a materialistic selfish bitch. Two Ton is controlling, lazy, a selfish douchebag, creepy, insecure, a sorry excuse for a father, dumb as shit as well, and a man wannabe. I've known men like him and they are absolutely disgusting. I definitely keep my distance from them.

It just floors me that these two dumb fucktards keep putting their children in the public eye so much. I read something the other day about things NOT to put on social media. (I was going to post the article on my Facebook page so certain "friends" of mine would get the hint to stop posting their every freakin move and crap on there. Let me say NOBODY cares how much you love your boyfriend/significant other except you! Nobody cares how much you workout or what you had to eat. No need to constantly post on Facebook) Anyway some of the things NOT to post: when you are going on vacation, pictures of children, your address or what area you live in, and your house layout. Ummm...Dumb and Dumber have done ALL of these. Like I said - they are dumb shits. I know I have said this before but your job/responsibility as a parent is to love, protect and take care of your children. No matter what! Not exacerbate their fears you piece of shit! Or put info out there so wacked out followers know where you go and what area you live in. These two are definitely a special kind of stupid.

[qsauntiem]

Okay Sisters this is serious.

DO NOT go to the Two Ton Tyrant's Instagram account. He has, together with the Devil himself, come up with a new selfie pose to replace the "O".

He is sticking out his tongue. It is the ugliest, longest, fattest, and most GROTESQUE tongue your eyes will ever behold. I'm warning you, Sisters, if you value your sanity DO NOT even take a peek.

This is all our fault Sisters. We just had one too many bitches about his "O" face.

May God save our souls.

Yep...vile, disgusting, grotesque. I can't even think of another adjective to accurately convey just how gross.

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[DoodleBop]

I'm hoping the girls start preschool. Not only could they be getting speech therapy but they'd get 3-4 hours a day doing kid things without having to perform. It would be even better if they split the girls up or put them in the class with their not twin sister. I think it would go a long way to helping their development but unless they're special needs they cannot begin preschool until they're out of diapers.

I've pretty much lost hope pre school will happen. For one thing the Greedners would have to be on a schedule and not one they put the girls to bed 12+ hours at night and 3 during the day. It would stop their spur of the moment trips to LA or Hawaii. Another thing is who would they v'log during the day, each other? That will get old fast. Another thing is the Greedners will not accept constructive criticism from teachers. Can you imagine, "We have to have 4 different parent teacher meetings???? Why not one for all four like we are use to!!!! I would dread and hate to be their teacher!! They are already learning entitlement and the title greedy little Greedners fit so well. Those are just a few.

With a December birthday they'll be 4 months shy of being six years old when they start Kindergarten. Imagine how delayed they'll be if they aren't exposed to any sort of environment where they have to take turns, be quiet, not get their way...never mind suddenly being treated like 4 separate people.

[mia]

Now Asshat asks Indie, "Do you look like Mowgli from Junglebook? With that hairdo you do."

Real nice name calling. Yesterday Esme resembled Moaning Myrtle.

Anyone tell that twit her two-toned dye job looks like Cruella de Vil?

[Abbiedownunder]

Rest of the vlog same old same old. Girls come down after nap and pinch all grandma's chips. More playing in the pool and the minute one girl lets go she's apparently a gold medal winning swimmer, even though she was just floating. Tyler doing his compulsory advertisement about the resort when all he could really get excited about was the food. Talking about how much there is to do when they do the same things day after day. And the girls having pizza again for dinner. You would think that if everything is being paid for they would order something with vegetables or something healthy. Girls standing and sitting on table again. And on and on it goes. If nothing else at least 3 of the girls seem to be having fun. Esme, not so much.

BTW A$$ley, you seemed to run out of things to say to your daughter in the raft on the lazy river. Coercing your daughter to repeatedly tell you she loves you is not really appropriate. When they are that young just telling them is enough, you don't need a reply otherwise you just look desperate and needy. Telling them should be enough to make you feel good without insisting they tell you back.

[Night lady]

The way they are advertising for the resort, I honestly don't know if I'd go there. They're filming it very boring to me. I'd like to see more honestly.

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[qsauntiem]

I've started to not be able to get enough of Scarlett. The way she said "hi mommy" when they got back with the pancakes. Loved it. I totally ignored that it was A$$ley she was talking to and just focused on how far she's come as far as speech. It was so refreshing to hear spontaneous speech from her.

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[snarksite]

Still have 10 minutes of the vlog left to watch but I had to rest my ears for awhile.

Two things:

1. T$A: you actually TAUGHT your girls to shove people under the water at a pool? Are you freakin insane? And you let them think it was funny? Dear Lord, some people should never have children.

2. They had to wear the puddle jumpers in a splash pad that was 2" deep, but it was perfectly ok to go out on boards in the ocean without them.

Honestly, these people have mush for brains.




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[snarksite]

The way they are advertising for the resort, I honestly don't know if I'd go there. They're filming it very boring to me. I'd like to see more honestly.

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Agree


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[GA Peach70]

I guess Two Ton Titboy Tyler is getting in touch with his feminine side - making the "O" face before and now his gross ass tongue sticking out like some teenage girl. Note to Tyler - no - none of the ladies are jealous of Ass. In fact quite the opposite - we are disgusted for her to have to deal with that. I have never seen a supposedly grown ass man make such dumb ass faces. How old are you? Good Lord - get over yourself already, grow a pair, be a real man and father instead of a disgusting, fat, repulsive, creepy pig. And while you are at it tell Mammoth Mouth to shut the fuck up!

[Sandocan]

So I have managed to watch 15 minutes of today's vlog and I have a question. Why is it that these kids wear floating devices in the pool but not in the ocean which is as dangerous if not way more dangerous.

And I figured out why they love those pancakes: they are loaded with sugary frosting which will be a great substitute for those so far away Daylight Doughnuts.

Apparently Princess ditch the husband and kids to go on the waterslide alone. So much for family fun.

Anyway when I manage the courage to watch thd rest I'll be back.

[qsauntiem]

The way they are advertising for the resort, I honestly don't know if I'd go there. They're filming it very boring to me. I'd like to see more honestly.

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Even if they don't leave the resort, there HAS to be more to do there than swimming and eating.

The person in charge of choosing vloggers to sponsor should be fired. No way they'll be getting any business from this exposure.

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[ClassyCat]

Scarlett is seriously getting close to normal development wise. She is by far the most advanced of the four! She is the only one that looks when her name is called. The other three are still in la la land and repeating the last word they hear. "Fun. Fun. Fun."

I never thought I would say that about Scarlett!

Also, the blog preview. The girls are being encouraged to push Tyler under the water. Dumb as hell, but the worst part is one of the bigger twins and Indie were smiling and laughing while doing it. Cake Face decides to just zoom in on Indie. Evidently her happiness is cuter than Scarlett/Evie? Cake Face's favortism is off the charts!

And why the hell do Cake Face's feet turn out, ankles roll in? She looks like a baby giraffe.

[SnarkieSophie]

I'm sorry I'm missing something here.

Who told Trashley she had to pretend to be the loudest, shrillest, most loving "Mother of the Year" in these Aulani vlogs?

So unlike, except for the loudest and shrillest part, Trashley back home in Utah.

[CherryBaby]

Okay Sisters this is serious.

DO NOT go to the Two Ton Tyrant's Instagram account. He has, together with the Devil himself, come up with a new selfie pose to replace the "O".

He is sticking out his tongue. It is the ugliest, longest, fattest, and most GROTESQUE tongue your eyes will ever behold. I'm warning you, Sisters, if you value your sanity DO NOT even take a peek.

This is all our fault Sisters. We just had one too many bitches about his "O" face.

May God save our souls.

I know most of our posts have a funny component along with our concern for the girls. We might as well entertain each other while we are spitting nails. And Sophie's post is written in her inimitable humorous fashion, but, sisters, this is another warning. SHE IS NOT KIDDING!! Do not look at this picture!! Seriously, if you do ignore her you will so seriously regret it forever. Even the KADs are grossed out!!!

This picture has an extreme pedophilic vibe. Where is the law on this picture? Poor,poor Esme. She is being forced to lay there beside a pedophile. He is projecting his tongue out to represent a phallic symbol. He isn't positive, yet, that Mimi would delete negative comments if he were to actually publish his photographs of his daughters next to his fully exposed, disgusting
erect penis. He needed to give this picture a trial run first. Anthony Wiener incarnate. Mama June was kicked off of TLC for less! Guys, I am really not trying to be funny here.

Several of his instagram pictures reference his five beauties and how he doesn't know what he did to deserve them.
Please, Ashley, for the love of God Almighty, keep those girls away from him!!! His tongue may appeal to you in droves, because you have never known anything different, but do not force his tongue on your young children. Shame, shame on you TLC.

And thanks, Ladies, for responding to my A$$ or TyA$$ survey. Hands down, we all voted Chester.

[canyoudancing]

Who flies 6.5 hours just to lay in a pool and eat pizza in their room every night? There is so much to see and do in Hawaii, and so much these girls could be learning about the culture. They could've just stayed home and went to Claudia's pool and ordered pizza. I'm sure Two Ton is on a first name basis with the delivery guy.

Esme is slowly breaking my heart. Poor thing has no idea what "fun" actually means, and she always has a petrified look on her face.