GQS | Botox, Buttback and Bratty Cats | Part 21

[eskayem]

Ok, I'm confused, didn't they promote something perfumesque a while ago and now they're trying to pimp out SeneShit perfume?

This whole post has me baffled but I'm too tired to question it. We have two sick littles and one sick bigger. My husband decided our middle couldn't have all the fun throwing up...so...yeah. Wish me luck this weekend?

[Abbiedownunder]

I wonder what they paid the landscapers for the design. Whatever it was they were ripped off. There is no design. Any mug could've planted shrubs and trees around the edges. They didn't even choose the most appropriate plants. What fools they are. Wonder what they are going to do when the money runs out. That grass would've cost at least $10 - $15,000 if not more. Out again at a restaurant, how many times is that this week. They have no idea how to manage anything, it's all 'must have it now'. It will the ruin of them.

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

I wonder what they paid the landscapers for the design. Whatever it was they were ripped off. There is no design. Any mug could've planted shrubs and trees around the edges. They didn't even choose the most appropriate plants. What fools they are. Wonder what they are going to do when the money runs out. That grass would've cost at least $10 - $15,000 if not more. Out again at a restaurant, how many times is that this week. They have no idea how to manage anything, it's all 'must have it now'. It will the ruin of them.

I'm sure that's part of the reason they haven't just gone back to daily videos, but are pretty much posting two videos a day! They need cash! Imagine how much money they'd save just by eating home one meal a day, since they eat out every meal! It's not cheap to feed a family of 6 plus a nanny at fancy sit down restaurants 3 times a day!

Speaking of which... Who thinks they pay for the nanny to eat when they go out? I think about that every time they go out. They better not make her pay for her own meals! That would make me mad if it was me!

[spooky]

I sure enjoyed the "yard tutorial"; really good job with the drone shortage too just in case any wacko sho doesn't already know where they live can now confirm it.

Other than the complete reckless disregard for their safety; the other glaring "statement" is how truly horrible the exterior of their house is compared to the houses around them. I know we've seen the exterior before, but it really is hideous; so many nice features they could've chosen.

Still no window wells...still no playhouse/swingset...still no toddler beds...still no playroom...glad they had $$$$$ sitting around for landscaping though. At least Bill and Stacey are thinking of the girls and sent them a bench. Guess they didn't sell kid furniture where Blanket and Spackle bought their stuff.

[GA Peach70]

I remember as the house was being built, Tyler went on and on about how much he LOVES yardwork and just can't wait to get out in their yard and do all the things... yeah ok. No way in hell I can see him pushing a lawnmower, heck he probably couldn't even be talked into getting off the couch long enough to get on a riding mower! (Not that that lawn size is even big enough to qualify for a riding mower, I've seen non lazy people manually mow much larger). But I'm sure he'll buy one just because he "deserves" a toy and then it will go the way of all the other lost toys when he hires a yard crew

Yup... For all that yammering on he did about how excited he was to do all that landscaping, he hasn't laid a finger on anything even once to design his yard like he said he was going to. I'm not saying I ever believed him, just saying he should really learn that viewers remember what he says. And he looks like an idiot because he hasn't done one damn thing on that yard.

He’s too busy posting pictures like this one looking like he’s getting rammed up the poop shoot with his stupid butthole face to do anything actual physical that involves any kind of work whatsoever.

Eskayem I hope everyone who is ill starts to feel better soon and hopefully they don’t pass it around.

[spooky]

He’s too busy posting pictures like this one looking like he’s getting rammed up the poop shoot with his stupid butthole face to do anything actual physical that involves any kind of work whatsoever.

Eskayem I hope everyone who is ill starts to feel better soon and hopefully they don’t pass it around.

I didn't know Tyler had his own emoji here (minus the hair of course *shudders*):

[lmmomSD]

I remember as the house was being built, Tyler went on and on about how much he LOVES yardwork and just can't wait to get out in their yard and do all the things... yeah ok. No way in hell I can see him pushing a lawnmower, heck he probably couldn't even be talked into getting off the couch long enough to get on a riding mower! (Not that that lawn size is even big enough to qualify for a riding mower, I've seen non lazy people manually mow much larger). But I'm sure he'll buy one just because he "deserves" a toy and then it will go the way of all the other lost toys when he hires a yard crew

Yup... For all that yammering on he did about how excited he was to do all that landscaping, he hasn't laid a finger on anything even once to design his yard like he said he was going to. I'm not saying I ever believed him, just saying he should really learn that viewers remember what he says. And he looks like an idiot because he hasn't done one damn thing on that yard.

He’s too busy posting pictures like this one looking like he’s getting rammed up the poop shoot with his stupid butthole face to do anything actual physical that involves any kind of work whatsoever.

Eskayem I hope everyone who is ill starts to feel better soon and hopefully they don’t pass it around.

"rammed up the poop shoot"
I spit my ginger ale on that one!
(Not feeling 100%)

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[Morning Glory]

I just watched the tour of the yard. I love my garden and am very interested in trees, shrubs, flowers---you name it. I didn't know until reading here that Utah is a dry state, but it will be a challenge for the Gardners to bring all these trees and shrubs through the summer. It is easier on trees to be planted in the fall than the spring, surprisingly. Water them well, and it is easier for them to get through a winter (our winters are extremely cold, our summers very hot) than a summer. This is because in the heat of summer, so much water is lost through leaves that even when they are watered every day (recommended for new trees the first year) they can't always keep up with the loss since the root ball is so small.

Ahem, sorry, I'll get off my hobby horse. I did notice that some of the trees and lilacs seem to be planted very close to the neighbours' fence. It is a common mistake, not allowing enough room to grow, but maybe it was just the angle of the shot.

Others have noted how much water a lawn takes, even when it is established. Obviously it takes more until the roots are developed, and that takes more than a couple of weeks, Tyson! And far longer for the shrubs and trees to spread their roots. I did wonder whether the soil was prepared for all these plantings. Typically with new houses, the topsoil is far too thin to support trees. I have read that it should be eight inches and is less than four. Even for grass, I would have amended the soil, but for the shrubs and trees I would have prepared the hole with bone meal and so on to give the tree a start (though gardeners disagree on that. Some feel you should put the tree into the soil it is expected to grow in.)

If those shade trees survive and grow, they will create a dense shade, and there goes the grass. But that is years away. It will be interesting to see how this garden does---Tyson mentions frequently how they will prune things. Well, they will have to turn over brand new leaves if they are going to do the necessary watering, never mind pruning---gardens are a lot of work. Honestly cannot see T and A achieving this.

I couldn't tell what those little yellow bushes are and Tyson didn't know. Are they small serviceberries? Does anyone know? Okay, really off the hobby horse now.

[Ham Fried Rice]

Just tried watching the landscape tour. I couldn’t make it through. His fat ass hand he kept filming made me physically ill. I stopped watching and was just listening until he got to the “pee-own-eee” “pee-own-eee” “pee-own-eee” part. They are so dumb.

Did they really landscape right next to their neighbors driveway? Will they not put up s fence there so they can keep the cats in a cage outside too? This will mean the babysitters will need to actually literally watch their kids.


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[Jeanne88]

I'm not positive what the yellowish shrubs are but I believe they may be a type of spirea. I couldn't really get a good view of one up close.

The one in the pic is well maintained and pruned. They can get very gangly and unsightly if just left on their own.

I agree that a lot of the plantings are much too close to the fence. The larger trees will infringe on the neighbours fence behind them, and the lilacs are much too close together, and unless they are grafted ones, will spread under the lawn.

[Wgchick22]

Just watched the backyard tour on hook tube. A couple of observations:
1. They are only going to fence the back and right side of the house. The girls will be left outside unsupervised and be free to run in the street.
2. They want to put in a volleyball net for the brothers. What about a play set for the girls?
3. Don’t you think that before you flew the drone to show the final product that you would at least clean the yard up of all the water bottles,brooms, hoses, and trash you have lying around?!?


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Boring plantings, and not one evergreen on site?!

Bison, if you are going to give a landscape "tutorial" perhaps one should take a gander at the plans for the names of plantings. Other than peownies and lilacks, he didn't know much more. Ya think if someone selected some 50 odd spirea shrubs one could learn the name.

ps. No hot tub for "a few months" because they are "on a budget".

If he said a "Shade Tree" one more time I was going to reach into the video to slap him. Trees were created to create shade. You didn't just buy a specific tree that makes shade dumb ass. There are a ton of flowering shrubs in their yard. Do they not realize how many bees that attracts? Why not just make the yard lush and green? They spent a lot of money on peonies & hydrangea bushes. Home Depot has Peony bushes for $28 each.

Their fence along the back is their neighbor to the rear's fence. You can see it does not go to the property line of the next door neighbor in the drone footage. I'm shocked they are not fencing in their yard- more so because Bentley likes to run away from them ( Can't blame him on that move). So they are now on a budget... i guess when their family comes over it will be a bring your own chair party since they have no furniture out there, except for some folding chairs. why didn't they keep their outdoor table?

[Morning Glory]

I'm not positive what the yellowish shrubs are but I believe they may be a type of spirea. I couldn't really get a good view of one up close.

The one in the pic is well maintained and pruned. They can get very gangly and unsightly if just left on their own.

I agree that a lot of the plantings are much too close to the fence. The larger trees will infringe on the neighbours fence behind them, and the lilacs are much too close together, and unless they are grafted ones, will spread under the lawn.

Jeanne, beautiful shot. That shrub doesn't look like our spirea, but as you say, it could be a variety of it. Our type of spirea is the kind you don't notice until it flowers, and then with all the lines of flowers it looks like Sideshow Bob's hair.

We have both hydrangeas and hibiscus, which don't look like Tyson's, but I assume they are different varieties. Planting stuff too close to the fence is a recipe for problems down the road, including neighbour problems.

And planting those trees along the kerb made me feel a little crazy---how are they going to see when they are backing out of the driveway?

[4kkids]

Asswipe's little Mother's Day blab was utterly garbage. She thinks only of herself and NO ONE else. She probably only posted that b/c her friend K posted something similar. Can't be outdone now Ass can you? You are NOT orginal at all. It's on her instagram if anyone is curious.

Budget my ass....they are only on a budget when the gifts start slowing down and they want more! They certainly aren't on a budget in the eating out department.

[soolaimon345]

I have given up watching as the girls aren't interesting any more. I had no idea Ass had blown up her to cheeks to try to look like Bison. It is pathetic that they have hired a Nanny, thumbs down to her for making these useless parents life even easier, she should be ashamed of herself.

[Jeanne88]

I'm not positive what the yellowish shrubs are but I believe they may be a type of spirea. I couldn't really get a good view of one up close.

The one in the pic is well maintained and pruned. They can get very gangly and unsightly if just left on their own.

I agree that a lot of the plantings are much too close to the fence. The larger trees will infringe on the neighbours fence behind them, and the lilacs are much too close together, and unless they are grafted ones, will spread under the lawn.

Jeanne, beautiful shot. That shrub doesn't look like our spirea, but as you say, it could be a variety of it. Our type of spirea is the kind you don't notice until it flowers, and then with all the lines of flowers it looks like Sideshow Bob's hair.

We have both hydrangeas and hibiscus, which don't look like Tyson's, but I assume they are different varieties. Planting stuff too close to the fence is a recipe for problems down the road, including neighbour problems.

And planting those trees along the kerb made me feel a little crazy---how are they going to see when they are backing out of the driveway?

Morning Glory--I downloaded the photo. My spirea are not out in leaf yet. I don't want to unduly take credit for the photo. The type of spirea you describe is probably a type of bridal wreath spirea, which does indeed look like Sideshow Bob's hair! If you google just spirea, it will come up with the many varieties that there are. Nice to see some fellow gardeners on here!

[OldCountry]

I am wondering between which two trees Trashley is planning to put that hammock she has always wanted.

Didn't they say many times how they can't wait for their fenced in yard? No mention of that happening during Waddles' tour.

I noticed the 'tramp' is closer to the neighbor's house than their own house. I feel bad for the neighbors. They may be putting up a fence there, but what about the noise level.

I thought it was funny that Bison said 'You can see the neighbor's plantings, they have a different theme than our theme we have going on over here'
No, asshole, first of all, I wouldn't consider what is planted in your yard as a theme garden and second, what your neighbor has planted looks like it was thought out with what will survive hot dry summers. Can't wait for some drone footage in late August to see how all this worked out for them.

[Bagwell2018]

They "loved" every comment on that thread. Even the ones telling them the Bradford Pear trees were shit and the one telling him to look up the pronunciation of Peony. Have they started this with every video?

They have planted very close to the fence/property line but it looks like the neighbors have as well. It's strange that they have that shared flower bed.

[Snarky33]

That yard is as poorly planned and thought out as their house. So impractical with decisions they will regret later (like the fishbowl front door which is now obscured and covered). I also don't understand why they planted everything so close the fence. Their trees will grow right into the neighbors trees and fence. I wonder if they did any research into the care and growth of anything they planted?

Notice how he said they wanted an in-ground "tramp" so the girls wouldn't fall and hurt their arms or legs. This comes from an idiot who carries his girls on his shoulders unsecured and lets them stand on every high surface in the house. Who wants to take bets the hot tub will happen before the play structure. I do think they will have to have the yard fully fenced before the hot tub though per building codes.

Money obviously can't buy you class or a brain.

Just and idea for the next thread... "gypsies, tramp and theives!!!!!".

[4kkids]

O.M.G....blogpost answering about how they manage to raise quadruplets...we are a team...no mid season trades...we do it together.

NO. YOU. FUCKING. DON'T.

You do nothing! You use a nanny to raise your kids while your lazy ads lays on the couch ALL DAY!

[OldCountry]

Do you think maybe the house design people know the garden design people? A phone call was made " Hey how are you doing? I see that the Gardners are going to be a client of yours. Because they have no clue what they are doing, suggest everything you are overstocked with. It worked out great for us. We cleared out most of outdated items and 'statement' pieces we had stored for years in our warehouse. The best part, they had no clue and they "loved" everything."
Garden design person thanks house design person.
"OK then,,, you are welcome. Oh just one last thing, make sure you have plenty of pee-own-ees available"