Gardner Quad Squad - The Freeloaders (Part 10)

[CherryBaby]

Sorry if this was mentioned,(I am behind on reading,) but I hate the way he waltzes through the house pointing out all the features, then goes downstairs and outside to list all the future shit that will be happening. Not, "if I get a job and work my ass off, or if A$$ley can keep scamming people to join her MLM," etc. He just brays on about how any luxury thing he wants is going to happen. And he has hasn't had to do a thing to get what he has except provide a sperm sample. He lays his lazy ass around all day and shoves food in his mouth.

I'm probably too optimistic, but I kind of think that once they get in their house, a lot of the add-ons won't happen, because they are slowly losing viewers.

Since they can't move in until the end of November, the ground will be too hard to do most of the things he says he wants to do in "the future". He says future because he can't do the outside stuff now. But mark my words, the "future" is going to be by late spring early summer once the ground thaws and it warms up. He won't be lacking very long. He is the man who needs to have the most toys of all his non-existent friends. He knows he needs to do it now before the money runs dry. Which is why I still say he's lying and the basement will be finished now before these builders leave.

Sadly you are spot on, Snarkadoodle. But a gal can dream, right?

[AthenaA]

Anyone see the comment they responded to regarding vlogging? They claim they only film 'one, maybe two hours a day. Which I am calling BS on anyway. I would love to ask how come she spends five hours editing then, but I know nothing about editing.

This is another reason they are so stupid. In theory the girls are old enough to sit with an activity and learn for twenty minutes, vlog done. But because they need to stop filming all the time to cut out the bad behaviour they can't do that.

[Ibegyourpardon]

Why do two unemployed adults need their own separate office? That's hilarious. Also why is Tyson completely winded and out of breath just walking around his yard?

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

Sorry if this was mentioned,(I am behind on reading,) but I hate the way he waltzes through the house pointing out all the features, then goes downstairs and outside to list all the future shit that will be happening. Not, "if I get a job and work my ass off, or if A$$ley can keep scamming people to join her MLM," etc. He just brays on about how any luxury thing he wants is going to happen. And he has hasn't had to do a thing to get what he has except provide a sperm sample. He lays his lazy ass around all day and shoves food in his mouth.

I'm probably too optimistic, but I kind of think that once they get in their house, a lot of the add-ons won't happen, because they are slowly losing viewers.

Since they can't move in until the end of November, the ground will be too hard to do most of the things he says he wants to do in "the future". He says future because he can't do the outside stuff now. But mark my words, the "future" is going to be by late spring early summer once the ground thaws and it warms up. He won't be lacking very long. He is the man who needs to have the most toys of all his non-existent friends. He knows he needs to do it now before the money runs dry. Which is why I still say he's lying and the basement will be finished now before these builders leave.

Sadly you are spot on, Snarkadoodle. But a gal can dream, right?

Dream away girlfriend!

[AthenaA]

Why do two unemployed adults need their own separate office? That's hilarious. Also why is Tyson completely winded and out of breath just walking around his yard?

And why is his office upstairs? His 'job' is the blankets right? Wouldn't you just put them in that huge garage, set up a printer and use a laptop for orders and work out of the garage? No in true Greedners time management style they will lug everything upstairs, process it and lug it all back downstairs again. Oh wait throw it downstairs.

Also it's hilarious that he is pretending he is going to be 'working' on the yard.

[pollycracker]

I watched today's house tour vlog. A couple of my notes:

Did anyone else think the left outdoor garage light seemed to be off center? It looked to be right next to the front porch pillar.

Will the "formal" living room ever really be used? Wasted space.

I think the ceilings in the "formal" living room and master bedroom are ugly. Too busy. Just my opinion.

I also dislike the pillars in the "formal" living room and regular living room. Dated. Again, just my opinion.

Where is the crown molding in the rooms? If you're going grand, then go grand!

The appliance bar is a scream to me. If you really cook, do you want to take the ingredients into the pantry to mix and then out to cook and then bring the appliances out to clean and then take back in to put away and then take something in to warm up and then take it back to put it away? Notice the huge run-on sentence? I'm exhausted just typing it. Impractical at best. Spend the money on a pot filler above your stove!

Dirty dishes and food in the same sink? Ugh! Use your damn dishwasher. This bitch is gonna be running all over to fix her soup meals! I'm exhausted just thinking about the kitchen/pantry/appliance bar.

A wet bar in the theater basement? Fix me a damn drink!



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[Krouton]

A comment on YT. Are they serious or is it a joke making fun of him because he is so fucking fat? (Yes, that is their spelling not mine)

K, please share your workout regimen, you are looking really slim, cmon pleaseeee!

If that isn’t one of us it should be. That is a brilliant way to get our snark on while disguised as a KAD.

You think one of your sweet sisters in snark would post that nastygrams? I'm flattered beyond belief.

[lovethispage]

A comment on YT. Are they serious or is it a joke making fun of him because he is so fucking fat? (Yes, that is their spelling not mine)

K, please share your workout regimen, you are looking really slim, cmon pleaseeee!

If that isn’t one of us it should be. That is a brilliant way to get our snark on while disguised as a KAD.

You think one of your sweet sisters in snark would post that nastygrams? I'm flattered beyond belief.

I knew it

[Krouton]

That pantry seems so impractical. There is no sink , so if she opens cans and uses her mixer or makes a mess in the microwave, is she just going to go back and forth to the kitchen sink.???!!! I would want to use all of those appliances in the kitchen so I would be where my kids or guests are. Her kitchen ideas are already so outdated, so why would she think of appliance garages. That way everything would be where she needed it but could be hidden away when not. The window and counter take up so much space in that pantry she could use solely for storage. Also the window in a pantry is a terrible idea.

Has she also given any thought of how much she is going to spend on window treatments or will they live in a total fish bowl. If they don’t cover those windows, her rooms will be hotter or colder depending on the season. She had 10 billion family photos and likes to decorate so much, but has taken up so much space on her walls with windows.

Window treatments are no problem, she covers her windows with old blankets

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

I watched today's house tour vlog. A couple of my notes:

Did anyone else think the left outdoor garage light seemed to be off center? It looked to be right next to the front porch pillar.

Will the "formal" living room ever really be used? Wasted space.

I think the ceilings in the "formal" living room and master bedroom are ugly. Too busy. Just my opinion.

I also dislike the pillars in the "formal" living room and regular living room. Dated. Again, just my opinion.

Where is the crown molding in the rooms? If you're going grand, then go grand!

The appliance bar is a scream to me. If you really cook, do you want to take the ingredients into the pantry to mix and then out to cook and then bring the appliances out to clean and then take back in to put away and then take something in to warm up and then take it back to put it away? Notice the huge run-on sentence? I'm exhausted just typing it. Impractical at best. Spend the money on a pot filler above your stove!

Dirty dishes and food in the same sink? Ugh! Use your damn dishwasher. This bitch is gonna be running all over to fix her soup meals! I'm exhausted just thinking about the kitchen/pantry/appliance bar.

A wet bar in the theater basement? Fix me a damn drink!



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Interestingly, Mormons don't drink alcohol, so why do they even NEED a wet bar anyway?

Side note: I also don't drink alcohol. Not for any religious reason, just because I don't like the taste of it really. And I also don't know anyone who actually has a wet bar. So I do realize that perhaps they aren't used primarily for alcohol, as the name would suggest to me, making this comment sound just plain old stupid, lol

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

Why do two unemployed adults need their own separate office? That's hilarious. Also why is Tyson completely winded and out of breath just walking around his yard?

And why is his office upstairs? His 'job' is the blankets right? Wouldn't you just put them in that huge garage, set up a printer and use a laptop for orders and work out of the garage? No in true Greedners time management style they will lug everything upstairs, process it and lug it all back downstairs again. Oh wait throw it downstairs.

Also it's hilarious that he is pretending he is going to be 'working' on the yard.

I have my theory on this, which I'm pretty sure I mentioned back a few months ago but I'm happy to bring it up again because I think it highlights their ability to ""work the system", so to speak.

I have several relatives and close friends who work from home doing or selling various things. And you can get a tax write off for every square foot of office space in your home that is dedicated to your business. It HAS to be its own room, with a door. So it can not be an office space like the one Branden Bingham has, that's in a little nook area off the basement, because it is in a communal space. And it could not be in the garage for the same reason. It COULD be a shared office space. So T$A could share the office space downstairs and that would be fine. But it only counts as 1 office. So even though they would be using it for two businesses, they can only claim and get deductions for the space 1 time. So A has her space and T has his. Both in seemingly the largest of the rooms outside the master bedroom or the kitchen/dining/family room. Because now they can claim deductions for BOTH of these room.

It's also why,if they don't lose the house to bankruptcy by then, those girls will never have their own rooms. For one, T is a prick who would never put his child's needs above his own. And two, neither of them will ever be willing to give up that tax deduction.

[Sl393l]

That stairway in their new house looked so unsafe. It made me dizzy when he panned to the first floor. The railings don’t look high enough. With 4 little kids in the house you would think safety would be a priority. I wonder how many things are going to be thrown over the balcony or down the stairs.
The kitchen island looked wierd with the overhang. Shouldn’t there be support beams under the overhang? Why do they have it? Are they going to put bar stools under it so the girls can climb up and fall off ?
The house looked unbalanced with all the extra living room windows when he showed it from the backyard. I had a house built and I hope they know you can spend a fortune on curtain rods, drapes and blinds. Maybe they are just going to hang sheets over the windows. All those windows face the neighbors back yard. Not a great view.
The laundry room looked way too small for their family. Did the girls need such a giant long narrow bathroom? Maybe, since they crammed them into the 2 adjoining bedrooms, so that makes 4 girls using the same bathroom. It will be years before they are given their own bedrooms.
I guarantee Tyson will not do a minute of landscaping the yard. They have a big yard and it is a big task. The girls will be playing in mud and dirt for months. I thought the mud room was odd. That area off the kitchen is always going to be dirty and muddy. The racks are a good idea, but why not put it in the garage or have a room off the garage where you can contain the dirt and mud before tracking it into the house. It’s not a mud room, more like a mud corridor. At least out racks in the garage for boots and coats.

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

That stairway in their new house looked so unsafe. It made me dizzy when he panned to the first floor. The railings don’t look high enough. With 4 little kids in the house you would think safety would be a priority. I wonder how many things are going to be thrown over the balcony or down the stairs.
The kitchen island looked wierd with the overhang. Shouldn’t there be support beams under the overhang? Why do they have it? Are they going to put bar stools under it so the girls can climb up and fall off ?
The house looked unbalanced with all the extra living room windows when he showed it from the backyard. I had a house built and I hope they know you can spend a fortune on curtain rods, drapes and blinds. Maybe they are just going to hang sheets over the windows. All those windows face the neighbors back yard. Not a great view.
The laundry room looked way too small for their family. Did the girls need such a giant long narrow bathroom? Maybe, since they crammed them into the 2 adjoining bedrooms, so that makes 4 girls using the same bathroom. It will be years before they are given their own bedrooms.
I guarantee Tyson will not do a minute of landscaping the yard. They have a big yard and it is a big task. The girls will be playing in mud and dirt for months. I thought the mud room was odd. That area off the kitchen is always going to be dirty and muddy. The racks are a good idea, but why not put it in the garage or have a room off the garage where you can contain the dirt and mud before tracking it into the house. It’s not a mud room, more like a mud corridor. At least out racks in the garage for boots and coats.

well the Binghams house already had them installed inside the house when they bought it. And since Ashley likes to copy everything Mindy has, she probably didn't think about how convenient it would be to have in the garage. All they want is to one up people.

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

Ok, so I want to go back to the blog from the other day when they met Stephanie and Lead for lunch. I rewatched part of it today because someone was saying he showed his lunch and I realized I had missed it. The thing I want to snark on is this... When they were crossing the street, T made some kind of comment how people can't even believe it when they see them coming places with all those kids. And he makes the statement "Little do they know, this is our life".

I have heard him make so many comments like that lately and I just want to smack him when he says that. Okay, so quads are a little unusual. But it is definitely NOT unusual to have four kids. Half (or more) of these YouTube Vlogging families have MORE than four kids. Growing up, I don't think any of my friends families had less than 4 kids. My daughters best friend has six in hers! Even their vlogger besties have five. Why does he have to keep going on and on trying to make people think how unusual this is. Who cares?!

Please feel free to return to your regularly scheduled snarking program.

[Aussiegal2017]

The kitchen is awful , those lights argh they have zero sense of style
Nothing about it being for the girls like a playroom
Telling people they will be alone in the backyard that is so scary we had a little boy William Tyrell in Australia he was 3 taken from his backyard hasn’t been seen since


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That’s horrible. He wasn’t even safe in his own yard.

Nope he wasn’t safe . it was at his nanas house but playing with his sister in the back yard and just gone . Not a trace of him anywhere was three years in September . Super cute little boy he was wearing a Spider-Man costume
The side is wide open when they had one of the girls inside other girls could have walked up the side they wouldn’t know they were gone.
Do they think nothing bad can happen to them ?



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[Aussiegal2017]

I think their choices of cabinets, tiles and floors are outdated and hideous. Didn't actually like them back in the day and certainly do not like them now...I am wondering did the builder/designer quickly figure out that these two Clowns were clueless about not having any taste and also had no idea what they actually wanted, other than wanting a Mansion? Maybe an opportunity for the builder to just show the non knowing Greedners (-in which the builders could get at a bargain from warehouses of old stock.)what their "upgrades" will be...I think they got 'duped' thinking everything is sooo modern,,... I hope they read here, because that will really piss them off that everything looks like from the 80's not happening now....Well. actually. TytButt, might like it and does..

I think the builder said things like "statement piece" and "mesh together" and sold them all of his or her items that were leftover in his warehouse.

This is so funny I can just see him clearing out his warehouse work these Fools


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[Aussiegal2017]

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[Aussiegal2017]

Did you see on Snapchat one of the biggest girls has the rocking chair on the couch looks like she falls off but the video ends
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[GA Peach70]

In Chandler Bings voice “could there be anymore exclamation points?” WOW!

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[Abbiedownunder]

They've just posted a few snaps on IG. The kitchen bench overhang is extremely dangerous unless they put stools there. The these girls run around the kitchen it won't be long before one of them is knocked out. Interestingly, a KAD also pointed it out and said you can buy corner covers.

The entry way has been photographed at night. As they have so many KAD and a few suspicious ones, you can see right into the house through the doors and the windows. Unless they are going to put a cover over the door and the side windows, then expect to see a few unwelcome visitors. They will be able to see right into the dining area as well as anyone walking around. Stupid decision.

Thirdly, (I've got my snark on today), my brother has been a professional bathroom and kitchen designer and tiler for over 40 years. I showed him the house and he was gobsmacked. He just kept shaking his head and commented, especially, on the handles in the kitchen and said he's often called on to replace those rather than put them in. He said the kitchen was all out of whack (Aussie for out of order), commented on the splashback being all wrong etc etc. Thought the appliance bar was one of the most stupid ideas he's ever seen. If it had been a complete butler pantry he could understand it. He pissed himself at the windows in the pantry. I told him to wait till he sees upstairs. He actually couldn't believe that any home designer would have let them have the tiling they chose, the cabinetry or the flooring in any new house, said there is no flow it's just all a mish mash. Said it was just fucked and half of his jobs are coming in replacing shit stuff like theirs. He said the design looks like a mix of russian and greek kitsch. Too much money and not an ounce of taste were his last words. lol And this from a professional designed who has worked on many expensive homes in Melbourne Australia.