DailyBumps100ThreadsOfClickbait (Part 100!)

[tintin15]

What a lazy ass mom - she never spends her time cooking some healthy meals for the boys - yet she always time to go get her nails done or spend quality time on her new hobbies!

Bryan is actually the cook in their family, so, that should read “What a lazy ass dad”. He has no problem putting together hot lunches and decent dinners for he and Missy, but just doesn’t bother for the kids.
There are plenty of ways in which Missy is lazy. But this is a division of labour that THEY’VE decided on. It’s perfectly fine for the man to be the cook in the family. And that means that the blame lies at HIS feet when the kids get half-assed meals.

Yep, Bryan has always been the cook. I remember when he used to make green beans and delicious meals for the whole family, Ollie included...Missy has NEVER been the cook and that's perfectly fine because the mom doesn't have to be the cook. Besides, last time she cooked, it was just plain chicken with cream of something (chicken or mushroom? I can't remember) on it

Bryan's the lazy one in this situation, for sure. He probably just doesn't want to go through the effort of convincing Ollie and Finn to eat normal food, because they've made them so picky/used to convenience food

[natalka81]

Summary of today's vlog: Remember Henry and family. Look at our new horse. Look at our enormous new climbing structure covered in wrapping paper for our kids. Look at our kids eating on-the-go packaged snack foods at home. Look at our "designer" fish. We got a horse.

[tnchk1187]

Looks like sly fox and Johnson fam went on vacation with another YouTube family ... wonder if db were invited.


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[lmmomSD]

Looks like sly fox and Johnson fam went on vacation with another YouTube family ... wonder if db were invited.


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They went with Cole and Savannah and Savannah's daughter Everleigh. I am gagging. It's going to be a loud clickbait fest. I doubt DB were invited. They don't hang out together anymore. SlyFox is too busy shipping 5 year olds and pretending their kids are adopted for views.

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[madi_b_123]

Looks like sly fox and Johnson fam went on vacation with another YouTube family ... wonder if db were invited.


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They went with Cole and Savannah and Savannah's daughter Everleigh. I am gagging. It's going to be a loud clickbait fest. I doubt DB were invited. They don't hang out together anymore. SlyFox is too busy shipping 5 year olds and pretending their kids are adopted for views.

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When I saw the Instagram posts, I knew it was lmmomSD’s worst nightmare! I definitely would not want to be on that trip!


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[Cgl33]

That has to suck that even your own cousin (Jeffrey) used them to get views and money. I’m sure Bryan and Missy justify it, but if they really thought about the people who are suddenly in their life and then leave once they have an established YouTube channel, that would personally make me feel used and really sad. All of a sudden Caspian and Ollie are best friends and Slyfox is taking care of Finn at events. They are in a bunch of vlogs and then they just disappear. Their current friends who do the toy race cars are going to be the same way. They randomly came in to their lives and got super close really fast.

[HelloSweetie]

That has to suck that even your own cousin (Jeffrey) used them to get views and money. I’m sure Bryan and Missy justify it, but if they really thought about the people who are suddenly in their life and then leave once they have an established YouTube channel, that would personally make me feel used and really sad. All of a sudden Caspian and Ollie are best friends and Slyfox is taking care of Finn at events. They are in a bunch of vlogs and then they just disappear. Their current friends who do the toy race cars are going to be the same way. They randomly came in to their lives and got super close really fast.

I don’t think it’s that people at using them necessarily, I think B&M use and abuse their friends too much and drive them away. They employee them, and there comes a point where the whole agreement just breaks down. I mean, look at their relationship with their photographer Emily, and the cartoonist Bailee! Bailee even said that she was being given rush jobs to do all the time. Much with everything else in their lives, B&M want what they wang and they want it ASAP. I think this makes them all of consuming as friends and employers and can see why there would be a breaking point.


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[onbreak]

The lannings are the Tupperware family of their friends.. They probably are friends these people at first and tell them.. "We vlog 15 mins of our day.. People eat that up and we rake in the $$$$$!!"
Thats how MLM starts. I feel like e+j said this to their family, too

Bryan was totally arrogant towards jeff and Natalia could have told missy she looked "too mature" for the last summer lookbook.. But she didn't and we cringed for days on that vlog.

I think as a whole the lannings and the family entourage is hard to break into.. Even for longtime friends.
Eventually, like in real life, you have to take care of yourself and hangout with like minded people- sometimes thats new people.. STW should venture out and collab .. there has to be families near them they can tell these vlog secrets too
But slyfox and Johnson fam were friends before DB came into the picture, so the fact that they can all remain friends and the lannings are still alone with her immediate family speaks volumes.



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[brownprincess93]

Ewww starting the vlog with BryLard's dirty morning breath - yeesh Wow - then they all do a fake morning entrance, this is so stupid hahaha I'm super jealous of that "picnic" Missy packed for the boys...Uncrustables and Pringles? You're the best mom ever!! HAHAHA Okay those kids are not old enough to be left alone outside to play in that rock climbing thing BryBall bought for them - I'm almost certain that Finn got hurt the other day from that too!! Let this be a good lesson - bring in toy pets BEFORE you buy real ones!!! Seriously - Finn needs some speech therapy he's going to be 3 this year and can't even say anything at all, I'm pretty sure they can crack his "Ah ooo ahaha aha aha haa" Maybe they can score a 2 for 1 deal and take both of the kids in, just saying!! Okay we all know BryLard is forcing Ollie to play with this doctor set so he can say what a gifted child he has....I'm sure the "Future Dr.Ollie" comments will be rolling in!!

[Playsinrain]

Those cats were $95 and change a piece. So in two day these boys have gotten around $600 worth of toys, and we aren’t even a month past Christmas. Beyond excessive.
I have no idea how much a horse would cost, but I’m suspecting a few thousand dollars. So we are looking at potentially $5k to dare I say $10k they have spent this week... blows my mind.

[MommaLindsey2]

Those cats were $95 and change a piece. So in two day these boys have gotten around $600 worth of toys, and we aren’t even a month past Christmas. Beyond excessive.
I have no idea how much a horse would cost, but I’m suspecting a few thousand dollars. So we are looking at potentially $5k to dare I say $10k they have spent this week... blows my mind.

Add to that the $1000 on Henry’s go fund me and whatever money they donated to the hospital. (Don’t get me wrong those are good ways to donate their money) They spend an awful lot of money! I was just thinking how much my kids would love those cats, but never mind I won’t spend that much on a toy that will be forgotten pretty quickly.


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[lmmomSD]

That has to suck that even your own cousin (Jeffrey) used them to get views and money. I’m sure Bryan and Missy justify it, but if they really thought about the people who are suddenly in their life and then leave once they have an established YouTube channel, that would personally make me feel used and really sad. All of a sudden Caspian and Ollie are best friends and Slyfox is taking care of Finn at events. They are in a bunch of vlogs and then they just disappear. Their current friends who do the toy race cars are going to be the same way. They randomly came in to their lives and got super close really fast.

I don’t think it’s that people at using them necessarily, I think B&M use and abuse their friends too much and drive them away. They employee them, and there comes a point where the whole agreement just breaks down. I mean, look at their relationship with their photographer Emily, and the cartoonist Bailee! Bailee even said that she was being given rush jobs to do all the time. Much with everything else in their lives, B&M want what they wang and they want it ASAP. I think this makes them all of consuming as friends and employers and can see why there would be a breaking point.


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I think it's both. I think SlyFox used them, and so did Corbin and Kelsey, and Jeff and Tal to a degree. But when Jeff gave Bryan nice birthday presents, and he said "I have the best assistant", it was obvious that the end was near. He couldn't call him a friend. Nope. Had to put him in that employee role. Jeff was a paid suckup. Notice how Bryan can't keep a band together either? I think they choose the wrong people to be friends, and try to buy their friendship with views and gifts. But if you want friends, you have to be a friend. And give of yourself, not just things. And Bryan and Missy don't know how to do that.

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[lmmomSD]

I cringed so hard when missy was on the horse and you could hear snoozeanne & Jim cheering her on like a child “there you go... yeah you’re getting, good job! Ok now go again” they literally talk to her like they talk to Ollie & Finn, CHILDISH... missy is a grown ass woman but they still baby her, blows my Mind...

Bryan posted pictures. Her posture is awful, her foot is practically through the stirrup, and she looks like she's thinking she's perfect. And they braided the horse's forelock. Badly.

Poor Ollie is taking after his dad. [img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201801 ... 0d9ad3.jpg[/img]

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[coolusername1236]

I didn't watch the vlog yesterday. It looked stupid. I didn't want to bother with the site anyway.

Bryan spells "em" too. Just say THEM. So stupid.

I like that they tried to do a little thing for the intro. It was definitely different.

Why do they act like it's so cute to eat outside where all the dirt and horse sh*t is? They've done it twice before.

What is she, 5 years old? Just because she tucked her knees in doesn't mean she won a Nobel Prize!

Is it safe fore Ollie or Finn to ride Nacho alone, even if he's walking at a slow pace? Just curious.

Something told me that the kittens were fake. In the thumbnail, you can't see their faces, and mid vlog I just got the feeling. The second the cats were on screen, I could see their heads move, unnaturally I might add, and I knew theu were fake.

In the iCard I said they shouldn't keep the cats

Missy calling a cat low maintenance as a joke to a four year old? Bryan saying "petted"? Ugh.

The cat footage easily made this the dumbest vlog all year imo.

[cat9480]

Hey! The site works!!!

So, catching up...anyone know what this thing is?

I am shocked that Nacho Hollister-Lanning is another BOY. I thought for sure she’d get a female and make it her pretty pretty princess horse.

I think all the cat clickbait and recuse talk was just for us Someone’s been reading here. Hi, Lumpies!


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[lmmomSD]

Hey! The site works!!!

So, catching up...anyone know what this thing is?

I am shocked that Nacho Hollister-Lanning is another BOY. I thought for sure she’d get a female and make it her pretty pretty princess horse.

I think all the cat clickbait and recuse talk was just for us Someone’s been reading here. Hi, Lumpies!


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That's an RC car ramp. That they haven't used since Carl and Jinger were visiting. Bryan was trying to be Roman Atwood for about a week.

I don't know Nacho well enough to know if it's safe for the boys to ride him alone. Frankly, neither does Missy. She needs to really get to know him before she puts her kids on him. Even with someone walking him, he could get spooked. You don't put small children on a horse unless you know them VERY well.



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[cat9480]

Oh yeah, forgot about their whole RC phase.


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[Kish]

The lannings are the Tupperware family of their friends.. They probably are friends these people at first and tell them.. "We vlog 15 mins of our day.. People eat that up and we rake in the $$$$$!!"
Thats how MLM starts. I feel like e+j said this to their family, too



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I like this comparison, and I feel like it’s quite fitting

[cat9480]

Why buy the kids a rock climbing toy when they have perfectly good cement rocks-of-death for them to scale (while wet) in the pool area?


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[gatorade]

I didn't watch the vlog yesterday. It looked stupid. I didn't want to bother with the site anyway.

Bryan spells "em" too. Just say THEM. So stupid.
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dont forget about the “huh” after wach question