BritneyandBruises: Parenting Optional (Part 59)

[LordoftheSnark]

WTF Britney, filming in the shower without a bathing suit? That's nasty, and just wrong. If I had kids and if they could see something of me in that position on the internet I would be mortified. Why couldn't she film herself getting her hair washed in a sink or in like a bubble bath with that dumb lace tablecloth thing?

[annabananna]

They're straight up trash, what do you expect

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[olemama]

This is off-topic, but Alyssa, Britney's sister, completed her associates degree. Congratulations to her. She took out loans and plugged away at it while working full-time. She had said she didn't want to do anymore schooling but now she is reconsidering going for her batchelor's degree. Keep going Alyssa!

Not to defend Brittany but she also has an associates degree. Not that impressive.

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Britney does not have an associates degree; she has a certificate from an online school. Nowhere near the same as Alyssa's associate. It's sad that you think that Alyssa's perseverance in obtaining her degree,while working full-time and without any support from her family, is "not that impressive". If Alyssa chooses to attend an Ohio 4 year state school, most of her credits will apply toward a batchelor degree. She would enroll as a second-semester sophomore or a beginning junior. None of Britney's coursework would be accepted by any 4 year South Carolina state school.

[Lolislol26]

Hmm... this thought just popped in my head. I was looking at a photo of Harlow and noticed how much she looks like keith(Britts dad). I started thinking about how weird he seems around Britt. All I’m saying is Britney said she was touched inappropriately when she was younger, Keith is very insensitive about what he daughter went through because he was making accusations that the “haters” were the ones touched inappropriately, Alyssa doesn’t like men and Harlow looks exactly like Keith I’m not making accusations or anything, just fruit for thought


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Yes you’re right. Harlow is Keith’s. Britney was pregnant for possibly 15 years before giving birth to Harlow and had two children that are Ean’s prior. Maybe Scarlett will be Keith’s too because she looks like him!
Wow you hit the nail on the head!

[annabananna]

Hmm... this thought just popped in my head. I was looking at a photo of Harlow and noticed how much she looks like keith(Britts dad). I started thinking about how weird he seems around Britt. All I’m saying is Britney said she was touched inappropriately when she was younger, Keith is very insensitive about what he daughter went through because he was making accusations that the “haters” were the ones touched inappropriately, Alyssa doesn’t like men and Harlow looks exactly like Keith I’m not making accusations or anything, just fruit for thought


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My 6 month old is the spitting image of my husband's grandfather, whom I have never met. Oh, and he's been dead for 4 years. But no one thinks that I must have been visited by his ghost or something, because that's how genetics work...

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[amykay]

Really, now we are speculating Keith is Harlow’s father? Lmao that’s SUCH a reach and the reason that this site gets a bad reputation, like how do people come up with this stuff?!

Keith is still a complete scumbag though.

[herebcofbritney]

My son looked just like my dad and brother when he was born. We have strong genes. Brit obviously takes after her dad as well. I’m not surprised Harlow looks like Keith. But she’s definitely only his grand daughter. Genes work in mysterious ways. I’d believe Harlow isn’t Eans over Harlow being for Keith lmao. Sorry it’s just ridiculous to even assume or speculate that. I know they’re trash but incest? Come on.

[LordoftheSnark]

Really, now we are speculating Keith is Harlow’s father? Lmao that’s SUCH a reach and the reason that this site gets a bad reputation, like how do people come up with this stuff?!

Keith is still a complete scumbag though.

Agreed. My brother looks just like his paternal grandfather, doesn't mean my mom was sleeping with him. My other brother looks just like his maternal great grandfather. It's normal for grandkids to look like their grandparents, it doesn't mean incest. Keith is a sketchy person who needs to grow up and I wouldn't trust him around my kids, but there is no way Harlow is his daughter. Honestly if someone said Bigfoot was in my backyard signing autographs I'd probably believe it sooner than the incest thing. Incest between father and daughter tends to only happen in extreme abuse cases, and pregnancy is rare.

[ladyju28]

LMAO! [IMG]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201901 ... a72227.jpg[/IMG]

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[Crazymess1215]

Ah yes I remember Brit got an associates from university of phoniex but isnt that the school that everyone says is horrible?? Ive heard so many bad things about that school and their degrees are worth nothing. Poor Brit. Sucks to be her. Well she probably isnt gonna use it anyways. Lol.

[Evian]

LMAO! [IMG]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201901 ... a72227.jpg[/IMG]

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Hahaha

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[gab91]

Ah yes I remember Brit got an associates from university of phoniex but isnt that the school that everyone says is horrible?? Ive heard so many bad things about that school and their degrees are worth nothing. Poor Brit. Sucks to be her. Well she probably isnt gonna use it anyways. Lol.

My sister has a degree from them (graduated 2.5 years ago) and landed a job as a financial analyst. She gets paid $92k. So, it might her degree might be worth something. She also did further education and is currently working towards getting her masters in business administration. But B, just has student loans from that degree. She’s not going to do anything with it. She has YouTube and sponsorships.


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[nutbagmcgee]

The birth vlog with 100% be sponsored. I'm guessing between a cord blood banking service or a hospital birthing gown/robe set.

Any other guesses?

[damneaFrance]

The birth vlog with 100% be sponsored. I'm guessing between a cord blood banking service or a hospital birthing gown/robe set.

Any other guesses?

Sanitary pads ?
Period underwear ?
Audible to "read" while in labor (or while breastfeeding) ?
Hello fresh (she is 100 % capable of saying "I am so glad for the last meal I ate before starting labor"... then flashback) ?
So many sponsorships to chose from !


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[Jenin]

The birth vlog with 100% be sponsored. I'm guessing between a cord blood banking service or a hospital birthing gown/robe set.

Any other guesses?

Sanitary pads ?
Period underwear ?
Audible to "read" while in labor (or while breastfeeding) ?
Hello fresh (she is 100 % capable of saying "I am so glad for the last meal I ate before starting labor"... then flashback) ?
So many sponsorships to chose from !


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Hello fresh will probably be sponsoring the first vlog after the birth. She's gonna be so so busy with 3 kids and a newborn that she doesn't have time to shop or plan a meal so hello fresh is a lifesaver even though blady has a whole month off and is capable of shopping.
Maybe a diaper sponsorship or various other baby products like wipes, bottles, etc.

[nineteenninety3]

Guys, Britney's Instagram has been a life saver tonight. I always wondered how people poured a jar of sauce over some ground beef and pasta. I feel enlightened. Thank you Britney, you've changed my life.

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[herebcofbritney]

At least they didn’t burn it this time
Side note: has anyone here tried hello fresh? I want to try it since everyone is pushing it but is it even worth it?

[Luna89]

LMAO! [IMG]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201901 ... a72227.jpg[/IMG]

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Dis me lol


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[LordoftheSnark]

At least they didn’t burn it this time
Side note: has anyone here tried hello fresh? I want to try it since everyone is pushing it but is it even worth it?

Don't use Hello Fresh (or any other meal prep service for that matter). It wrecks havoc on the environment (so much packaging and truck shipping) and on the wallet (you'd be better off going out to dinner). I recommend just buying a cookbook.

[tea_spiller]

Ah yes I remember Brit got an associates from university of phoniex but isnt that the school that everyone says is horrible?? Ive heard so many bad things about that school and their degrees are worth nothing. Poor Brit. Sucks to be her. Well she probably isnt gonna use it anyways. Lol.

She did online classes. But she's an idiot because nowadays (at least here) the 5 first years post graduation your job positions are essential aka 5 years post graduating your diploma is worth virtually nada if you didn't put it to work...