Gardner Quad Squad - The Freeloaders (Part 10)

[lovethispage]

I watched today's house tour vlog. A couple of my notes:

Did anyone else think the left outdoor garage light seemed to be off center? It looked to be right next to the front porch pillar.

Will the "formal" living room ever really be used? Wasted space.

I think the ceilings in the "formal" living room and master bedroom are ugly. Too busy. Just my opinion.

I also dislike the pillars in the "formal" living room and regular living room. Dated. Again, just my opinion.

Where is the crown molding in the rooms? If you're going grand, then go grand!

The appliance bar is a scream to me. If you really cook, do you want to take the ingredients into the pantry to mix and then out to cook and then bring the appliances out to clean and then take back in to put away and then take something in to warm up and then take it back to put it away? Notice the huge run-on sentence? I'm exhausted just typing it. Impractical at best. Spend the money on a pot filler above your stove!

Dirty dishes and food in the same sink? Ugh! Use your damn dishwasher. This bitch is gonna be running all over to fix her soup meals! I'm exhausted just thinking about the kitchen/pantry/appliance bar.

A wet bar in the theater basement? Fix me a damn drink!



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Yes the light on the left side of the garage was totally off. It looked like it was right next to the corner. It should be centered like the other side. Too late now. The electrical box is already in that place. What a joke. It looks like the electrical was wired before the post was built out. Meaning the electrical subcontractors didn’t look too carefully at the plans. The Greedners are too stupid to notice.

What’s with the material surrounding the garage doors not matching? One is wood siding and one is brick. Looks like the house next door is like that as well but those garages are not straight across.

And what the heck kind of material is on the outside of the upstairs edeoom on the right. If those are supposed to be some kind of shingles they are sure odd looking. I’ve never seen anything like that before and I’ve been around home building all my life. They look like puzzle pieces. I know they aren’t painted stone because you wouldn’t mix stone and brick it would be one or the other.

[Abbiedownunder]

I just saw that pic of Scarlett with the corndog and feel sick to my stomach. While I don't want to seem uncouth, can you imagine what the creeps online could do with that picture. I wish they would take it down it does literally make me feel ill. These two have absolutely no idea about the big world out there, I wish they would wake up.

[eskayem]

That BloGarbage made me laugh, way harder than I should. All his big boy words came out in this blog.

First of all, your first beautiful home? What was wrong with the rental? Or either rental, should I say. You just noItw started calling this one a home...don't worry, it'll be a house again soon.

To keep with your flow? Huh? Usually the "flow" has to do with internal design, not external, and adding brick where nothing else is brick doesn't add anything except dollar signs.

That's a mighty small deck I wouldn't brag. And no, does not look more elegant. Farm houses aren't really elegant. Rustic, maybe. But elegant? Not really, no. The sad thing is, your deck could have had potential, if it was bigger. But you solely added it for the house to be more valuable, but honestly, this will be a hard sell.

Those doors for your entry way seem so...out of place? I just feel you guys have turned into SIMS. Whatever is most expensive. BAM. Added.

It's crazy that you have that huge wall behind the front door and nothing to hang on it. It's too high for decoration so year round it'll just be boring.

What is B&B?

The backsplash is horrible, should have had hints of black or grey. It seems so unanimated.

Mantle should also have color in it. You guys will be cleaning non stop with all this white. Bad form Peter, bad form.

If you love natural light so much, why not use it?

HA...those aren't hard wood floors. That's laminate.

That' the tile you chose for the girls bathroom? Really? Maybe we went expensive here...actually...I won't tell you what we've done. I don't want you to copy.

That's not contrast in the flooring.

Wow, so unimpressed with this house. Like I yawned so much looking at it. With the money they spent I'm seriously not impressed.

[Aussiegal2017]

As others have said What’s with the bench in the middle why would you have it overhang?


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[Abbiedownunder]

"Mantle should also have color in it. You guys will be cleaning non stop with all this white."

Nup, their cleaners will be cleaning non stop. They are too busy lying on the sofa to clean. I've often seen the cleaner in the background while they are 'resting'!!!!!!!!!!

[CherryBaby]

The Waddler at one point stated that the "natural light" made their house extra conducive to vlogging.

Blogging what, Tyler, you Dumb Fuck?

Going to bed.

[lovethispage]

Their grandiose house with ALL those “statement” pieces and their double sinks in all the upstairs bathrooms and they put tiny 6 inch facets? Really? Those little tiny facets in those spacious sink counters. They look ridiculous. Little micro facets. 8 inch ones where the facet and handles are all separate are always used especially with a new build.

What happened to the brown looking feature strip of tile that was in ASSWIT’s vlog? It wasn’t there. Now I feel like I have to go back to that vlog. It’s bugging me.

[lovethispage]

The Waddler at one point stated that the "natural light" made their house extra conducive to vlogging.

Blogging what, Tyler, you Dumb Fuck?

Going to bed.

He also said all the windows made the house feel so warm. WTF?

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

I really can't wait until they get their first heating and electricity bill, not that we will know about it, but they are in for a really rude awakening.

[eskayem]

It almost upsets me how, whenever the GreedTurds, or Amazingly Annoying Amanda SEE that a child is going through something, all they do is send prayers. Again, I'm not a religious person by any means, so I won't mock the prayers, but I get upset when they don't even offer to send a card, or when this one Mom mentions breakouts, neither offers to buy the product for the person. I get it, they can't "save" everyone, but it's not like many post about life threatening illnesses but this one ladies daughter has a rare disease and neither SnotFace or her ASSistant offer to help. Like that lady whose daughter has cancer and survived, and asked AssWit something, instead of ansering, she directs her to her website. I don't care what my income is, I enjoy helping others. When many of you heard about my husband being sent to help fires, I got a few notes from you guys asking if my daughters needed anything, or how you could help with their bake sale. Humble ol' me thanked each of you, and politely declined. But the fact you guys were willing to help, reminded me there is good in the world. It just doesn't involve AssWit or TightAss. Makes me want to make myself known and offer to buy the cream myself and send it to her.

I guess I should go to bed, at least one child will be up in a couple of hours.

But in short, thank you SISSIES, for showing me that true and genuine people do exist, I appreciate each of you.

ps. Sophie and Fudge, miss you both and I'm sending love and light to you both

[AthenaA]

So I presume that they are going to spend most of their time in the basement? He said that is where the TV is going. And presumably the bulk of the kid toys. So why all the windows to vlog? Are they really going to drag stuff up and down the stairs for the girls to play with?

I don't understand how people with four toddlers don't have a designated playroom on the main floor of the house. They would have been better off finishing the basement, using the guest room down there that they are planning and using the other bedroom upstairs as Ashley's office. Then use the office as a playroom. Can't do that now though with glass doors.

[Aussiegal2017]

Does it annoy everyone else they call the girls rooms nurseries they are so close to 3


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[Snarkadoodle Doo]

Does it annoy everyone else they call the girls rooms nurseries they are so close to 3


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Yup

[AthenaA]

Well Trashley and the WW both have offices too but don't do much work. Naming things correctly isn't their strength.

[Krouton]

Does it annoy everyone else they call the girls rooms nurseries they are so close to 3


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Yup

Not only are they not babies, they are not toddlers anymore.

[Ladida52]

Does it annoy everyone else they call the girls rooms nurseries they are so close to 3


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Yup

Not only are they not babies, they are not toddlers anymore.

Yes, it makes me want to go to Utah and punch him in the face!

[Krouton]

I wonder if they know, if they let Bentley out in a fenced in yard, they will need to go and pick up the poo so the FF don't eat it. I'll bet they let him out the front.

[Krouton]

I watched today's house tour vlog. A couple of my notes:

Did anyone else think the left outdoor garage light seemed to be off center? It looked to be right next to the front porch pillar.

Will the "formal" living room ever really be used? Wasted space.

I think the ceilings in the "formal" living room and master bedroom are ugly. Too busy. Just my opinion.

I also dislike the pillars in the "formal" living room and regular living room. Dated. Again, just my opinion.

Where is the crown molding in the rooms? If you're going grand, then go grand!

The appliance bar is a scream to me. If you really cook, do you want to take the ingredients into the pantry to mix and then out to cook and then bring the appliances out to clean and then take back in to put away and then take something in to warm up and then take it back to put it away? Notice the huge run-on sentence? I'm exhausted just typing it. Impractical at best. Spend the money on a pot filler above your stove!

Dirty dishes and food in the same sink? Ugh! Use your damn dishwasher. This bitch is gonna be running all over to fix her soup meals! I'm exhausted just thinking about the kitchen/pantry/appliance bar.

A wet bar in the theater basement? Fix me a damn drink!



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They also need another set of steps on the deck, going to the imaginary hot tub.

[Aussiegal2017]

If we have to see the whale sitting in the hot tub that will be the end of it for me


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[AthenaA]

Now I'm picturing WW in a hot tub. No, just no.