xxxJoelPolexxx (Lucy Eades) Part 9

[143kc]

OMG... What is the freaking deal about being "crunchy". Sheesh. It's a label: does it really matter if someone follows all the stereotypes of a "crunchy" mother? If Lucy is a shitty mother, than she is a shitty mother. If Jess is a crappy mom, than she is a crappy mom. Crunchy is such a vague term that there is no point in rambling about it. This sort of reminds me about how teen boys argue over who's more gangster, when in truth, it doesn't really matter.

[ohaudrey]

Lucy is the least "crunchy" mom who claims to be "crunchy." It drives me crazy!!

While I agree that Lucy is not crunchy, Jess definitely takes the cake of moms who arent crunchy but claim to be.

The girl had twins without medication in a hospital, and the doctor had to turn the second babh. Idk if that qualifies as crunchy but its pretty damn impressive abs way more than most wanna-be natural moms would manage (myself included and I did have mine drug-free).

[ladybug]

^^^ there is soooo much more to be crunching than popping out babies naturally.

I also hate the term. I would never want to be labeled crunchy bc it's not who I am. I'm not into the whole no makeup nature woman type thing. I pick and choose what I like to do for my children. I co-sleep and extended breastfeed but that's it. I would NEVER use cloth diapers.

[doulamommy]

"I birthed twins out of my ver-gina, I'm sooooo crunchy."

"I'm not telling you guys the baby's real name and just nicknaming her Rainbow like a hippie, I'm so crunchy."

Bitches, I eat cranberry almond cereal for breakfast. That shit's crunchy.

[Lambchopandfriends]

"I birthed twins out of my ver-gina, I'm sooooo crunchy."

"I'm not telling you guys the baby's real name and just nicknaming her Rainbow like a hippie, I'm so crunchy."

Bitches, I eat cranberry almond cereal for breakfast. That shit's crunchy.

Lol yes

[ApplePie]

Yeah, I lived in Texas for a while and the only thing I had to do to be considered a hippie was to not eat red meat.

[PinkGlitter82]

Lucy and Jess are so far from "Crunchy"!!

I would love to know, what exactly makes them crunchy??

Lucy is too damn lazy to be "crunchy".

[thegooseiscooked]

Lazy crunchy? That would be soggy.

Lucy and Jess are soggy.

[lahilson12]

Lazy crunchy? That would be soggy.

Lucy and Jess are soggy.

Lol soggy. That's a great way to explain it!

[VolcomCherry]

Lazy crunchy? That would be soggy.

Lucy and Jess are soggy.

Hahaha! Nice one

[dfwmom]

Lazy crunchy? That would be soggy.

Lucy and Jess are soggy.

I just laughed so hard at this I spit my drink out LOL

[FLOSSY77]

Can I just say, NO ONE is applying rectal pressure to me unless slipping a 50 in my bra. Geeze That doula seems sweet but the whole scene creeps me out. Lucy makes such a production. 50 people, 3 cameras, stars aligning..and then Joel has to pick up the poo?

[dfwmom]

I don't understand how one could want 'surprise' rectal pressure? I mean, she said herself that she wanted it during her birth but how did she know that Lucy wasn't going to flip her lid when she did it?

And I thought about this when I first heard about Joel removing the poo... and someone can jump all down my throat on this question, but I don't know for sure so I am going to ask... Isn't that a job that the midwife/her assistant(s) should do? I mean, if I poo on the bed in the hospital my spouse isn't cleaning that up during labor, are the roles different for a home birth? I mean, I know that her midwife was sick supposedly but she had like 4 assistants there right?

[FLOSSY77]

I don't understand how one could want 'surprise' rectal pressure? I mean, she said herself that she wanted it during her birth but how did she know that Lucy wasn't going to flip her lid when she did it?

And I thought about this when I first heard about Joel removing the poo... and someone can jump all down my throat on this question, but I don't know for sure so I am going to ask... Isn't that a job that the midwife/her assistant(s) should do? I mean, if I poo on the bed in the hospital my spouse isn't cleaning that up during labor, are the roles different for a home birth? I mean, I know that her midwife was sick supposedly but she had like 4 assistants there right?

Exactly!! I think Joel is a stand up guy for doing that. But he should have been with Lucy in the pool touching his baby for the first time and Doula sneaky fingers should catch the poo.

[YumiYoko]

Still no Lola update...

[dfwmom]

Still no Lola update...

She jumped all over someone's sh*t the other day for asking when a Lola update is coming... 'I SAID I would update after the baby came and I had time' or something like that. I mean, its obvious from the 900 hours of labor and delivery footage that she has posted so far that they don't have the dog any longer. I just want to know what excuse they are going to have for why/how they got rid of her. I would bet that they blame it on one of their neighbors or something like that for opening their gate or something...

[YumiYoko]

She answered me on IG the other day and told me specifically it was coming when she did all those other Q&A's.

[Cinnamon Stick]

Still no Lola update...

She jumped all over someone's sh*t the other day for asking when a Lola update is coming... 'I SAID I would update after the baby came and I had time' or something like that. I mean, its obvious from the 900 hours of labor and delivery footage that she has posted so far that they don't have the dog any longer. I just want to know what excuse they are going to have for why/how they got rid of her. I would bet that they blame it on one of their neighbors or something like that for opening their gate or something...

In fact, she sure did! hahaha!

On that "missing" Facebook post she put up, in the comments below she said something to one of her friends about how is is almost positive her neighbor stole Lola and won't give her back.

Always someone else's fault!

[MissB]

Unlisted video. Lucy was asked to cover up, Joel got involved.

[MissB]

Also, Lucy said on IG that Joel did her nails.. but in their Rainbow day 1-13 video Joel says Lucy went out and got them done with Jacelyn. Not a huge deal but why lie??