Gardner Quad Squad: Durls, Dollars and Donits | Part 3

[littlemissmuffet123]

Hi everyone!
I'm new to this, but have been watching the Gardners since Ashley was pregnant. I have lately been watching episodes of Supernanny and other programmes Jo Frost does that are about healthy diets for children. Clearly the Quads have massive diet issues, the big thing being the sheer amount of junk food they get each day. From what I know, it's ok for kids to have some junk food, but within reason. For example when it comes to the donuts half a donut whole (or whatever they're called) would be plenty for each child. And that would be all the junk food they'd consume for the day. It honestly astounds me at the complete lack of awareness for their health and the seemingly absent discipline.

[Sneaky_snarky]

Well, that answers that. Look who tweeted Ellen!

Tyson Gardner‏ @thequadfather4 14h14 hours ago
I had to share this one again!!! #gardnerquadsquad @TheEllenShow @ellentube

Probably hoping they will follow the Hawaii trip or so a follow up after.


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[Sneaky_snarky]

On his rant hour long live feed he said the quads don't bite anymore haven't for months
And that he's a helicopter parent so kept the water to them all day at Disney
Liar liars



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He actually said they don't bite? Someone needs to ask why the bite marks on the arms then. Lmao.


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[Aussiegal2017]

Yeah he said they grew out of it at least 2 months ago


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[Merikat]

PollyKrome,
When did the Greedners say they have a need for health insurance??
Not doubting you, just shocked!!!
His weight and clear poor health!
Her medical history (endometriosis)
Four premature delayed children!
Really?? As an American, that was always a priority for my children! Not having any is a good way to go bankrupt!!!

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[Night lady]

He seriously said they don't bite anymore? Wtf? That's the biggest lie yet cuz indie just bit esme in their interview. Wow!! He's such a liar.

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[Howlin17]

LOL....they don't bite! I bet his cult are all nodding their brainless heads.....thinking the live feed of the interview was an illusion!

[AuntieEm]

He seriously said they don't bite anymore? Wtf? That's the biggest lie yet cuz indie just bit esme in their interview. Wow!! He's such a liar.

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That's just crazy. We all saw it in the interview. Clear. As. Day. And did anyone see one of the bigger twins shaking grandma's hanging flower pots? TyAss just keeps filming....

[littlemissmuffet123]

Also wasn't it in fairly recent vlogs (and not from months ago) that one of their girls bit another. Wouldn't lying go against their faith or some shit like that!

[Krouton]

You know what should go viral? A little fat girl, strapped in her carseat yelling" thocolate, thocolate" then gobbling down a sack of donut holes big enough for a preschool class. Her flabby jowls smacking, mouth opeñed laughing and chewing. or maybe 3 little tubbies rolling around a food stained table yellīng "bite,bite, bite" exposing the mouth full of food they already have. Gross Littles piggies.

[Howlin17]

At 1:15 of the donut vlog on youtube, the blob is opening the door of the place and the truck/van is clearly visable in the background. I don't see anyone in the passenger seat. Maybe someone who is not internet challenged as myself can pause it?
He brings his score, stash, sugar bombs out and puts them in the drivers seat, I think.

[Howlin17]

There is definitely a recent bite mark on one of Pies little crooked arms....

[GA Peach70]

We all have been on vacations and it was a "treat" to go out to eat if you stayed in a place with a kitchen or you already planned to eat out every meal because there was no kitchen in your place. However when you came back from vacation you were so sick and tired of eating out and sick of feeling so full & uncomfortable that was the last thing you wanted to do. You just wanted to have a home cooked meal. I just don't understand how day after day they eat such crap.
I seriously think they deliberately let the girls do things that are dangerous so something will happen to one of them and than bam there goes the attention and sympathy through the roof. They only see the girls as meal tickets because normal, loving parents do their job and do anything and everything possible to protect their children, to keep them safe, healthy and happy. It is also a parents job to make sure their children grow up to be loving, caring people that contribute to society who also have manners. Ass and Tellytubby Hubby do none of this. The vlogs are to be about the girls not Ass & Tellytubby Hubby. Nobody and I mean nobody wants to listen to either one of them. You all know he intentionally left the girls in the car and filmed it as a big F you to all of us who have said something before. Same as the stupid teenage O face. Yeah real mature parents there. You are showing all of us "haters". Putting your miracles at risk. Actually it is making Ass & TellyTubby Hubby look like f'in immature idiots.
By the way Ass & TTH I traveled across the world, yes the world, by myself with my 4 children on a 14 hour plane ride. Guess what? I survived! But then again mine knew how to behave.

[lovethispage]

At 1:15 of the donut vlog on youtube, the blob is opening the door of the place and the truck/van is clearly visable in the background. I don't see anyone in the passenger seat. Maybe someone who is not internet challenged as myself can pause it?
He brings his score, stash, sugar bombs out and puts them in the drivers seat, I think.

I couldn't really see the reflection that good as I'm viewing on my iPhone. But routinely they take turns sleeping in. Somewhere ASSwit had mentioned that on his mornings with the FF he gets donuts and on her mornings she gives them blah blah blah for breakfast. Clearly if she was there she would have been in the shot somewhere. She would never miss out on a photo opportunity with her always being the center of attention.

[Sandocan]

Tyler is so full of sh... We all saw Indie bite Esme on the interview. God these fans are so thick! What pisses me off is that no one speaks up during these live feed crapola sessions to tell him to just SFU.

[pollycracker]

At 1:15 of the donut vlog on youtube, the blob is opening the door of the place and the truck/van is clearly visable in the background. I don't see anyone in the passenger seat. Maybe someone who is not internet challenged as myself can pause it?
He brings his score, stash, sugar bombs out and puts them in the drivers seat, I think.

The Blob

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[mia]

Out grown biting? Come on! There were at least four biting incidents in about as many days.

Hey, Bison! Where's that working link to the full Access Hollywood Live clip, with the biting, you promised? Doesn't fit the perfect image or brand you "guyez" are trying to present, does it?! And, explain the new bite mark on Indie's arm.

Another stressful day for CRAP. How did she showcase her superb mothering skills? By taking two hours to dress the kids while lounging on the sofa. That's it! Other than grand opening of her husband's scented candles, she's out of camera shot.

[Howlin17]

I wonder if one of the vampires ever bit Mr. Mountables daughter?

LOL....on Rattled FB page, no recent promo of Greedners! After all of that "work" they did for TLC

[girlielove]

I think TLC realizes that Aly and Josh are the hot ticket on Rattled this season. How many minutes do you all think the Greedners will get in tonight's episode? I bet the promotional interviews for Rattled were scheduled months ago, and TLC realizes how their views have plummeted. The Greedners recent vlog update on their Facebook page still hasn't hit 1000 likes.

And can I just say that Tyler is grasping at straws in his teaser for the vlog? "Dad gets a surprise package"? You mean the one he said he ordered himself. Then the bird nest thing? Doesn't he mean the girls gathered twigs in the yard out of boredom and put them in a pile at grandma's feet for her to clean up. Then the whole vacuuming comment? You mean the girls were slamming those toy vacuums around and hitting all their other toys. He couldn't have picked a worse thumbnail either, the girls standing on the kitchen table, him with his giant mouth open wide. That guy is gross.

I know that everyone is saying that Assley is "skinny fat," but she is definitely getting a belly. Too much junk food! No one is immune to weight gain when you eat take out every day, especially once you hit your 30s. The question is, who is going to become obese first, her or her mini-me's. I never see Tyass or her work out and exercise. Can't say they chase toddlers all day because we all see them lounge on the couch while the girls run around.

[OldCountry]

If this was the case I do feel for her. When my daughter was 4 we were separated on our flight. i had one leg of the flight that we had to sit diagonal from each other because no one would switch seats. I'm not sure who opts to sit next to a four year old. Luckily my daughter did great but I was worried she would be anxious.[/quote]

They weren't separated from their kids - Ashley had one set with her (3 seats - she was in between them), and Bison had the other set with him. They just weren't right across the aisle from each other. Such a tragedy!

And she had the smaller set of twins, who tend to be better behaved.
She just can't stand the thought of "being alone" with her own children.
That's SO fucked up![/quote]

I don't know, I've listened to that part of the vlog twice and I really do think they had been assigned seats separately.

What we saw was after they were on the plane having had their seats moved.




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I am curious, who actually made the arrangements for the flights for their "TLC promo trip"? It doesn't make sense that if it was TLC making the arrangements, it wouldn't have happened for them,, you know.. since they are so important. Remember with Ellen, I think Ellen didn't have them at first in First Class originally,, but because of what supposedly happened, Ellen gave them First Class to probably just to STFU... Wondering now if their trip to Hawaii is first class just so "Ellen" can be rid of them.. Smart move on Ellen.. HashTag all you want to, you losers,, Ellen is done with you, probably sorry she ever met you!

TLC phoning Ellen.. " Hi Ellen, This is TLC, How are you doing?"
Ellen-"Great, How are you doing and thanks for calling"
TLC- " We have a question to ask you about the Gardners you had on your show in January?"
Ellen-OK? (Ellen says OK a lot)
TLC- We had them on our show Rattled last year (filmed the year before they had the "miracles."...when we thought they were genuine and then agreed to a contract to a Season 2 which is going on this year, filmed last year..We are totally regretting our decision and were curious how you deal with the judgement mistakes you have made. You had them come on your show because of the viral "STAGED" hiding in the pantry eating snacks away from the kids....We respect your opinion and really want to get out of this toxic situation. Thank you ahead for your advice. Hopefully their contract runs out soon, Thank God! as they would say... Just curious of your opinion.. Please do not tell us you gave them First Class tickets to Hawaii, because there is nothing about them that would even mention the word "Class"
Ellen- I think you already know my answer....Dodge that bullet! but thank you for asking!