Gardner Quad Squad - The Freeloaders (Part 10)

[Imsorrybut]

I am one of 12 kids and you don't see my parents starting a vlogging channel acting like we are the only large family in the world. And I don't even consider 4 kids big. Ugh, I hate how they put on a show everywhere they go and act like they are so special. Cool, you have quads. We get it. Now shut the eff up and take care of them.


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[lmmomSD]

So much butter on that bread ugh

Butter butter butter. Their lives revolve around butter,cheese and sugar.


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I mean, I love butter (especially on warm banana bread) but that was just so gluttonous.

Damn it, I think I'm gonna make banana bread this week.

Haha I love butter and cheese as well. But these two pigs make me feel better about myself lol

My neighbour just offered me some banana bread now lol


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I made chocolate chip banana bread last week. It was yummy. But nobody orgasmed over it.

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[CherryBaby]

The way Tubby talks about food is so gross. While they were eating the banana bread, he said they were "working it down." He kept asking "Do you love it?!" We know you love food, Tubs. Just don't groom your girls to eat like you do, it's so unhealthy. While they were outside alone playing at the park (!), he told Assley he was going to lure them in with a "nice warm tasty treat ... it's so warm and soft." Gave me the creeps listening to him salivating over food like that.

Assley licks the beater and keeps the camera on her face. She's one of those people who think that everything they do is cute. People usually outgrow that kind of thinking by the time they're a teenager, but we all know she's stunted at age 13. She wants to be the center of attention even now, at 30, with four kids. I see a lot of competition between her and her daughters even now, and they are still toddlers.

Tubs tells the girls "we need eggs," and Assley turns to the girls and says "say eggies!" WTF. So rather than teach them to pronounce words correctly, she is trying to stunt their growth at age nearly-3. Probably knows their cuteness factor is dwindling as they get older and she wants them to remain as young as possible.

There were as many "good jobs!" as there were minutes in the vlog. The whole thing was so frantic that I thought I had my computer settings at double speed. Slow down and enjoy your kids, Tubs! He probably knows that if they didn't have a treat to lure them in, they were going to lose interest fast and his curated vlogging moment would be gone. I don't get why the KAD thinks he's losing weight -- he looked bigger than ever to me. And to see Esme undress behind Tubs while he watched the bigger twins eat a second piece of bread, well, that wasn't normal tummy on her. She's putting on weight when now is the time toddlers morph to preschoolers and lose that tummy. I know Tubs is a comfort eater, but to see kids being raised right in the middle of that is shocking to me.

My kids love treats and I feed them some. Not every day, and I certainly don't orgasm when talking about food to them. Gotta teach them there's more to life than more, more, more yumminess!

Good job describing his sexual relationship with food. It is so very disgusting. He has never denied himself anything warm and soft; be it a couch, a warm donut, or a 13 year old girl.

And the pyramid news is beautiful! Luluroe and Senegence popped up around the same time and are the same basic rip-off pyramid scheme. If LLR is going down, I don't see how Senegence remains unscathed-business as usual. Oh, oh, Byson, there goes your warm and soft hot tub.

[qsauntiem]

I mean, I love butter (especially on warm banana bread) but that was just so gluttonous.

Damn it, I think I'm gonna make banana bread this week.

Haha I love butter and cheese as well. But these two pigs make me feel better about myself lol

My neighbour just offered me some banana bread now lol


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I made chocolate chip banana bread last week. It was yummy. But nobody orgasmed over it.

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Nobody orgasmed over it? Clearly you're not making it the right way.

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[Sneaky_snarky]

I orgasm over banana bread daily. I feel sorry for you ladies. Hahahahaha!


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[CherryBaby]

When he refers to the girls bedrooms as nurseries; you just know he want to call them the "Royal Nurseries." He is such a womanly man.

[Sodalicious]

I orgasm over banana bread daily. I feel sorry for you ladies. Hahahahaha!


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Do you happen to use The Utah Bison’s World Famous Recipe?


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[Sneaky_snarky]

I orgasm over banana bread daily. I feel sorry for you ladies. Hahahahaha!


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Do you happen to use The Utah Bison’s World Famous Recipe?


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Of course! There is no other!


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[GreenTrees003]

Did anyone else notice they didn't do the tile on the appliance bar? If you are going to making a mess in there, presumably so tubby doesn't have to look at the mess, wouldn't you want subway tile so it's easy to clean? I agree with what everyone else is saying having the bar in the pantry is stupid because you have to travel in and out to get anything done. Thankfully they don't cook so that shouldn't be a problem. When they do they use canned everything so really she is just going in there to open all her cans and dump them into her pot. The whole kitchen bothers me so much. It just doesn't flow. I have adhd so a kitchen like this would confuse me and I would be running around like a chicken with no head trying to get anything done. I need flow but these two seem to thrive off chaos. The whole floor plan is chaotic, all the ridiculous upgrades just to have an upgrade. Also all those windows freaks me out. I would feel like I was being watched all the time. There is NO storage. It doesn't matter how big of a house you build if you have no storage.

[OldCountry]

TyButt is surprised one of them actually rubbed their hands together while washing her hands. The other three had no clue how to. So what does that tell ya? He says he never taught her that and Asswit pipes up " I did" So, Ass, you only taught one of your girleses how to wash their hands?
He says he has the recipe memorized but gets the recipe box out because it's the girls first time making it. Who wants to hold the recipe card? no response.. Evie will hold it, ok read what we need. Is he serious..Also.he has no idea what the recipe is, he has it in his hand reading it while getting the ingredients. Does he have to lie about everything?
I think they think that once they have their fenced in yard all will be well in the world. Can just let the girls run wild in the yard. These kids do not play well together, using the word play loosely. Each just wants what the other one has, doesn't really matter what it is.. When they mention the girls in the back yard, not once have they said We will have a nice yard to play in with the girls. They envision the girls outside with themselves sitting inside. One of pictures on their blog, the one of the back deck the girls climbing up the stairs. It is starting to get dark and the lights are on in the house. I see this picture in their future.
They can repost this picture in the spring when the girls have been outside all day and finally coming in for some food. Not sure if they were called in or not, but maybe they are hungry. My cat comes around when it's dinner time.

[Krouton]

Well, I want to go on that diet that Fat Man is on! Donits, coke and banana bread. If you don't tell people you are eating it, the calories don't count.

[Krouton]

Why don't they worry about what their kids eat? It's like they want to have fat kids. Bizarre. It's a lot easier to eat healthy every day than to try to lose weight. Especially for kids who don't understand being fat and orgasming over food is not healthy.

[Howlin17]

In one of the pics under the deck, is that Pie who found left over trash? How precious.....
Don't know if it's Grain or Heffer, but my goodness! That child is fat and bloated! Really sad, Greedners. Losers.

[DoodleBop]

It's parents like these who have kids getting type 2 diabetes. Some parents struggle because they're broke or live in food deserts and simply cannot feed their kids as well as they want to. These people have the resources to feed their kids amazing food, like not even having to question getting strawberries out of season, and instead they buy junk and more junk. It shows how little they care about their kids and how ungrateful they are. Most people who feed their kids noodles do so because they're 25 cents a pack and commonly given out at food banks.

[lovethispage]

Do you think he is making the remarks about the banana bread being all soft and warm and her shown licking the beaters because we have said for months how pervy he is? Like a FU like they do?

[CanYouParenting]

Blimey the cooking session - a one to watch if you want to hear "Evie's turn!" "I want one" "Need it!" and generally 4 little brats whining and fussing every time it's not their turn to do something - or every time one of their sisters is handed anything. 4 girls who can't follow direction, and it's so obvious - and so SAD that they've never experienced doing a structured activity with a parent like that. It's all grab grab grab.

Instagram pic posted of the girls sat on the kitchen island - three of them are reaching up (maybe for a donit on a string......) but there's Esme sat with a blank face just looking vacant and lost - heartbreaking. Anyone else notice that?


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[Krouton]

Blimey the cooking session - a one to watch if you want to hear "Evie's turn!" "I want one" "Need it!" and generally 4 little brats whining and fussing every time it's not their turn to do something - or every time one of their sisters is handed anything. 4 girls who can't follow direction, and it's so obvious - and so SAD that they've never experienced doing a structured activity with a parent like that. It's all grab grab grab.

Instagram pic posted of the girls sat on the kitchen island - three of them are reaching up (maybe for a donit on a string......) but there's Esme sat with a blank face just looking vacant and lost - heartbreaking. Anyone else notice that?


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Poor Indie and Esme, afraid of everything. The nail biting is a huge red flag. What is wrong with these parents? As long as they get a vlog, screw child development. Because we mentioned here that they don't answer questions, she edited the tape to make it look like they are answering questions.
"what was your favorite part, Indie?" Cut the tape, much closer to her face, "banana" "What was your favorite part Scarlett?" cut the tape again. You can't edit away their delays. Get them some help you bunch of idiots. And no one wants to see a 30 year old cow licking batter.

[Night lady]

Well, I want to go on that diet that Fat Man is on! Donits, coke and banana bread. If you don't tell people you are eating it, the calories don't count.

Maybe it's the other "coke" diet he's on, hmmm.... ya know stem fast.

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[Abbiedownunder]

Blimey the cooking session - a one to watch if you want to hear "Evie's turn!" "I want one" "Need it!" and generally 4 little brats whining and fussing every time it's not their turn to do something - or every time one of their sisters is handed anything. 4 girls who can't follow direction, and it's so obvious - and so SAD that they've never experienced doing a structured activity with a parent like that. It's all grab grab grab.

Instagram pic posted of the girls sat on the kitchen island - three of them are reaching up (maybe for a donit on a string......) but there's Esme sat with a blank face just looking vacant and lost - heartbreaking. Anyone else notice that?


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Spot on. I really noticed the whining in this vlog. They can't even read the girls. Not noticing how scared Indie was at first and then not really addressing it. And all the girls whine instead of asking something. Poor Evie being asked what her favourite part of cooking was and she said toast. And they reckon there's nothing wrong with them. OK

[Krouton]

Donna Coffeen
45 minutes ago
As a parenting expert of 2 decades with a degree in child development and much experience with children who have not had an easy start in life physically, I just want you to know that I give you an "A" in every area. You keep your girls reasonably safe, but you don't hover or shout danger warnings all the time. The average 3 year old has been to ER at least twice. You have 4 and only one has had to have stitches. Totally amazing. I love that they are allowed to develop at their own rate, which by the way is very advanced for quad preemies (much different than a single preemie). Their coordination, speech, understanding and behavior are all advanced based on their situation. I love how you use words like "read" when it comes to the recipe. We use the word "read" with kids years before they can actually read. Reading with infants is shown to make a huge difference in their future. I also like how you encourage their senses of looking at things, tasting things, deciding what they like or don't. I never see humiliation, yelling, hitting or threatening. Instead I see age appropriate boundaries and lots and lots of excellent teaching of correct behaviors as they are READY. You don't push. No benefit in potty training early and we know that 3 is just about the ideal age. You are working with character issues such as kindness all the time and it just warms my heart. I love that you simply keep them safe when you cannot be there (crib tents for those who need it, teaching them how to use stairs, etc.). I just cannot say enough and your videos are probably being used by parenting instructors all over the place. What kind, involved parents you are! These children are happy, exploring, fears are accepted but not reinforced. Honestly, I think you are as close to ideal as any parents could be despite the exhaustion and stress of it all. Anyway, I want to shout, "good job", "good job"!

WTF? Second attempt at posting this, from this "child development expert"