GA Peach70 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2019 2:56 pm
The long anticipated Q&A’s.
Hey Tylard, you left out some important information. Don't worry, I fixed it for you!
Q&A’s for March 2019
Oh its been too long since we’ve done one of these! Its time to get back on the saddle! We so enjoyed reading all of your wonderful questions! We picked several from todays post that we will now answer! Here you go!
How do the two of you resolve disagreements, especially about child rearing?
This has been one of the most difficult variables for Ashley and I as the girls have gotten older
(and more out of control) and more decision making comes into play, ill be honest. Every parent has an idea of a good way to do something. That being said, we were all raised in different households with different rules and love languages. Ashley and I are no different. We were raised in completely different homes as far as boundaries, rules, communication are concerned.
(I ruled the roost and she was a princess with no boundaries whatsoever). This has made it very interesting while
NannyNotaNanny is raising our own children, but not impossible! Without writing a novel about this one, the most important thing for Ash and I when making decisions together is doing what is best for
the kids us. When we do have a disagreement, we can usually talk it out and communicate our feelings to each other
(she is truly just disgusted by me), and come to
a rational no decision
at all about what is best for the kids. Now we’re not perfect (especially me, I tend to stray from that line), but we
don't try our best
to be our best for each other and the children. I think that when we truly love someone, we tend to want what’s best for them.
(Although A$$ and I really only love ourselves). This in turn takes our attention away from our own wants and desires and focuses them on the person we care for.
Ha Ha, just kidding! Again, it's really only about me and Trash. When we care for someone, it makes it easy to want to agree with them, to want to find that common ground, and want to move forward together.
(Except Trash really should just "move forward" without me,as I'm just a loser). One last note, Ashley and I knew what we wanted for our family before we married,
which was "whatever is easiest!" We had similar dreams and goals,
which were to scam ourselves some IVF! I believe finding someone who
you share those ideals with is only 13 surely makes marriage and
not parenting easier.
2. How’s Indie doing?
See blog here!
3. What’s your favorite family trip you’ve taken the girls on so far?
Definitely Disney Aulani in Hawaii! That was such a magical journey for the whole family! One of my favorite memories was
eating! watching the girls experience the ocean for the first time. They were mesmerized
by how much crap I could scarf down! When the waves would come in and creep over their feet, you could just see their senses overwhelmed
with disgust by my piggish ways. Scarlett really took the ocean that trip. She bonded with it, and began an instant love with it.
(Don't you love how I describe things like a creepy pedofile!) I remember her constantly trying to swim away from
whoever was holding her me, trying to go farther out into the water. It was like she
Moana was
wanting to get as far away from me as she could! Meeting Mickey,
eating every chance I could, enjoying the beach,
stuffing my face, the Hawaiian culture
that we didn't bother leaning anything about, the food, the
family staged photos; all of it just made for one vacation that we’ll never forget!
4. Were you friends with Nanny Ash before you hired her?
Yes! We had known her for a couple of years before she became the
NotaRealNanny. She was actually our house cleaner
(and laundered my skidmarked manties) before she was the nanny. We met her through
our her best friends, Lane and Sam. Ashley was best friends with Lane’s little sister, and had been babysitting Lane and Sam’s kids for years. So when we first knew her, she was kind of their nanny, lol.
(We literally stole her from our friends!) We were looking to hire
some 100% house help, and she told Sam she was interested, so we hired her for that,
and to raise our children. She was
amazing overworked and underpaid! Over time, Ash kept
joking manipulating, asking her when she was going to quit her other job and just come
nanny for us be our slave. One day, Nanny Ash asked how serious we were about
what we kept joking about her raising our kids. The rest is history. She went from Ashley to Nanny Ash, or Manny Ash as the girls call her,
since SOMEONE has to be the man of the house, as I am a pansy loser!
5. Will you split the girls up in kindergarten?
We want to keep them together as long as we can,
since they only garner attention as a unit. So far, with preschool, its been pretty great.
You know, since they barely attend, what with the recent trips, various injuries & of course "staplegate". If one can't go, none will go. Their current teacher has done phenomenal getting to know them individually and telling them apart,
(unlike A$$ and me) so we don’t feel like that will be an issue for future teachers.
Ha Ha, just kidding again! There will be no future teachers ~ we'll "homeschool" them! We also love the idea of them being together. They are
a great
support punching bags to each other, a unit of
love hate and
distrust. We know that they cant do
everything anything in this life together,
(since we don't teach them shit), but we also know that with time,
things will work out how they are supposed to their notoriety will fade, and we will go back to being nobodies. So we’ll keep them together as long as we can,
as long as they’ll let us! continuing to exploit them for $$$$$.
6. What are all the aunts and Uncles names?
Ok, here we go!
Ashley’s side:
Whitney Destroyer of Eyebrows and Greg- Kaya
Leslie and Joe – Stella, Max, Sabrina, Alex
(family who DON'T want us at their birthday parties)
Jeff-
Smart to stay off camera
Blake – Kinzie, Ayden, Linkin, Dax
(Also family who don't really want to be around us at all)
Tyson side:
Denver and Joe- Olivia, Easton, Kal
(family that are annoyed by us)
Drake and Claudia-
(family that wish we would feed our own kids so they didn't eat off family's plates like Helen Keller)
Bo and Camilla-
(family that wish were weren't related to them)
Joey and Shannon- Jett, Iver
(family that does't admit to being related to us)
Jackson and Rachael- Mack
(family who wish we would just go away)
Elijah and Kait- Crew, Shep
(family who also wish they weren't related to us)
Garrison-
the help
Madison-
the help
Oakland-
the help
Whew! That’s quite a list! And think about it, its still growing, I’m sure of it
as much as I'm sure I'm a dirtbag loser who uses his family! ;D
7. What’s it like managing your businesses while also balancing family life? Any advice to those who hope to own their own businesses in the future?
I really love this question, and that’s why I picked it last! First of all, anyone can own their own business! This was something I didn’t really know before we did
(I can't write sentences that make sense). I always thought I had to go to school, get that
fake degree, and
pretend to work my way up some corporate ladder
(at a job someone had to help me get), or be the
top worst salesman in somebody else’s company. Then we became
business owners scammers. All of my
ideology integrity went out the window. We were both using all of our
talents and abilities barely there work ethic making somebody else richer. We were
hardly doing
all the
hard work, working the
long least amount of hours, traveling, and not seeing any of the benefits. You can be anything you want to be with
hard very little work and
no determination, I promise. It was hard making that first leap of
faith scamming, I
wont will lie. We
pretend prayed and
second-guessed patted ourselves
on our backs over and over. Finally the answer was just ringing so loud in both of our ears we just leaped together
into the world of MMA's and scamming. The rest is history, or a few chapters in a book I may write someday!
Ha Ha, got you again! We all know I can't write for shit!
As far as managing your business and balancing family life, its no different that working that desk job.
(Not that I would know). You prioritize things in your life,
like A$$ and I always come first. We get work from home, yes, but we have to set boundaries and limits or else work will overlap family and family will overlap work.
Wait, we don't do anything of the kind, as we really don't work at all, or raise our own kids. You have to be
disciplined, scheduled, and willing to do
the hard dishonest things as well as exploit your children for $$$ so that you can enjoy all the good things. Its definitely
not a walk in the park, but I’ve never been
happier fatter in all my life than I am now, and I know Ashley feels the same.
Also, when you’re
building something of your own conning and conniving, you want
it more,
more, and more. You may not necessarily work harder, because we both
never actually worked hard at our previous jobs, but the
un-earned incentives you give yourself sure do motivate you
to keep exploiting your children, and really drive your goals
to earn as much $$$ as you can off the backs of your kids.
One other blessing about our
scamming lifestyle ill share is this: We get to do it together! Now some people couldn’t do this, ill warn you,
as they are honest and hard working. If some spouses spend too much time in the same room
(not that we do), it may backfire. I know those couples.
We are one of them. But you find your balance. Ashley and I are good at
knowing our limits over-spending, taking care of only our needs, and our
lack of strengths and our many parenting weaknesses. We know when we need a break,
(which is ALL DAY EVERY DAY), when we need more time together,
(We really don't, as she can't stand the sight of me), and when we’ve earned
(via scamming) time to play. That
didn’t did come naturally. Life taught us these lessons
of how to con and scam people . That’s the beautiful thing about life. You never stop learning
how to exploit people, especially your own kids.
I would encourage anyone wanting to start their own business to take the leap
into scamming others. Do the
least possible homework, prepare
well poorly,
don't think ahead, but take
a chance everyone for every dollar you can. Life is only full of so many
of them victims and kads. Don’t let them all pass you by before you realize they’re gone.
-Tyson
the Fatass Loser
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