Gardner Quad Squad - TheBold&The(WhyAreYouSo)Beautiful (Pt9)

[Abbiedownunder]

OH MY GOD!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!

Oh be still my racing heart. I don't know how to tell you all this. It's just a bit too much. It's more exciting than man walking on the moon, more exciting than winning the Olympics, more exciting than having a poo when you've been constipated for days, more exciting than getting your period when you were 20 after a hot night.

Are you ready? Are you sure?

OK. The cabinets are in the new house. And the flooring is down. I know right. Seriously, I just feel as if the weight of the whole world has been lifted from my shoulders.

FFS. I could go on about today's vlog but one serious thing. None of the girls can answer a fucking question. They just give blank stares. What the fuck is going on. That's not just a developmental delay, that's a serious behavioural problem. Mummy's constant shreeking and screeching have done them no favours. Poor little things, I really do feel sorry for them.

[AthenaA]

They are so close to being 3 now and they have barely progressed at all this year. Kids under five go through so many developmental changes that it is alarming to see how stunted they are.

[Aussiegal2017]

The cabinets are ugly not my taste
Zero comprehension when asked any kind of question if they were mine I’d be more than alarmed


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[Aussiegal2017]

I’d be doing hearing tests would explain the lack of speech and comprehension


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[Snarky Lady]

They are so close to being 3 now and they have barely progressed at all this year. Kids under five go through so many developmental changes that it is alarming to see how stunted they are.

Watching them today I thought the same thing it really is sad and you are right at this age they should be showing a lot more progression than they are.

[Snarky Lady]

Beware today's v'log contains lots of screeching and running through the house screaming. All in all a boring v'log. We saw new floors and cabinets. Barely understand what the girls are saying but did hear a sentence or three words a couple times "I need out" "Mimi, papa here" Most of the time it is two word sentences, "Ebbies turn" "Innies turn" still quite a bit of parroting, Mom says bathtub and you hear bathtub.

Only advancement for the past 6 months is their size! Hope she did not buy those pumpkin sleepers this year because she bought a size too small Even on Indie and Esme they were stretched to the max. Couldn't be comfortable sleeping in them.

[Krouton]

Old Navy clothes run small so y'all send a 4T, not a 3T. Did you get that? If not, there is a close up of the size. They look like fat little stuffed sausages in those halloween pajamas, so y'all send a bigger size. Old Navy clothes don't run small Trashley, your kids are gaining too much weight from all of the shit you feed them.

She is going to have to change that hideous drag queen makeup, her face looks orange in all of the sunlight in the new house. Orange and dirty. Gross. That must be her halloween look. I tried Lipsense, once, my lips blistered and I couldn't smile for a week it was so painful.

What is so cute about 4 out of control, non-verbal kids galloping thru a house? They are about as graceful as an elephant, I can't imagine them taking a ballet class. My little girl was considered non-verbal at three and she communicated better than these kids. She could sign what she wanted and had more words that they do. What are they waiting for to get help for them? Maybe they want them to qualify for free preschool? In my state, if your child is behind they qualify for free pre school at public school. These 4 are going straight to special ed.

Mimi and Papa make a rare visit. Oh, can you pick up milk on the way? We've been out driving all day and with 2 adults in the car could not remember to stop and get milk, because we are babysitters not parents, nor can we be bothered to run to the store and pick some up. It's an odd situation, Trash cannot stay at home alone with the kids, but why can't she run to the store and get milk while Tyler babysits? No driver's license? Why are they still drinking whole milk? 2 gallons?

[eskayem]

Beware today's v'log contains lots of screeching and running through the house screaming. All in all a boring v'log. We saw new floors and cabinets. Barely understand what the girls are saying but did hear a sentence or three words a couple times "I need out" "Mimi, papa here" Most of the time it is two word sentences, "Ebbies turn" "Innies turn" still quite a bit of parroting, Mom says bathtub and you hear bathtub.

Only advancement for the past 6 months is their size! Hope she did not buy those pumpkin sleepers this year because she bought a size too small Even on Indie and Esme they were stretched to the max. Couldn't be comfortable sleeping in them.

Who cares about comfort? As long as they looked beautiful. -insert eyeroll- (not at you...at them) I vaguely remember when they were younger Snotface forgot to buy them anything green for St. Patrick's Day so she admitted into squeezing them into something because it was all she had.

I'm delighted TCL is casting for Rattled AND to see they're looking for a new family of multiples (saw it on TLC rant page).

Thank you all for your supportive messages about my husband. We are looking at 1 more week until he's back. Hopefully for longer this time. Our girls are so ready.

[Ham Fried Rice]

Not sure why but it bothers me when Trashley points to things while she's vlogging. Seriously can't stand it.
The girls bathroom is configured oddly to me. The bathtub in a separate room is strange, looks like it's in a teeny closet. Wonder if they redesigned it that way?


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[Snarky Lady]

Not dangerous at all

[Krouton]

The big blob hairy belly sliding down the slide picture made it to the advertisements. Hahahahahaha that pic is hilarious. When the girls were moving their highchairs across the room (no Ashley, that's not cute, they are ruining the floors) Evie was yelling "I need noodles,I need noodles" Do you think they are feeding them ramen noodles every night?

[Krouton]

Not dangerous at all

I wonder why they put seatbelts in highchairs? Hmmmm, I don't have a clue. Poor Esme is already afraid of her own shadow from learning things the hard way, you would think an adult would point out how dangerous that is.

[qsauntiem]

Not dangerous at all

I wonder why they put seatbelts in highchairs? Hmmmm, I don't have a clue. Poor Esme is already afraid of her own shadow from learning things the hard way, you would think an adult would point out how dangerous that is.

Well yes, an ADULT would. By$on and Ca$hley Cow? Not so much.

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[Krouton]

Not dangerous at all

I NEED NOODLES! I NEED NOODLES!

[Aussiegal2017]

Have you noticed the pattern in the car the least favoured is always in the back corner unseen used to be scarlett now it’s Esme
Big twins up the front now


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[Howlin17]

Have you noticed the pattern in the car the least favoured is always in the back corner unseen used to be scarlett now it’s Esme
Big twins up the front now


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I think Waddles has to have Heifer Evie close to him at all times.......notice that she has NEVER been put in the back corner. Also, she demands to be the 1st in the van, picks what seat she wants and, of course, nobody argues with her. Unlikable

[Sisteroo]

Have you noticed the pattern in the car the least favoured is always in the back corner unseen used to be scarlett now it’s Esme
Big twins up the front now


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I wish they would put the little twins up front because you can actually understand them somewhat when they talk, I don’t know why the heavies are the favorites?? Anyone know the reason behind it?

[Krouton]

Have you noticed the pattern in the car the least favoured is always in the back corner unseen used to be scarlett now it’s Esme
Big twins up the front now


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I wish they would put the little twins up front because you can actually understand them somewhat when they talk, I don’t know why the heavies are the favorites?? Anyone know the reason behind it?

They climb into the car on their own and pick the seats they want. No one is going to tell Evie to get in the back. She always gets there first and takes what she wants.

[girlielove]

You all are doing such a great job at snarking on their vlogs lately that I feel like I'd be redundant to write the same things. I just wanted to point out a couple things -- in yesterday's vlog, while they were at the restaurant and a couple of the girls were climbing all over Tubby, Assley reprimands Branden for not helping Tubby with the kids. It's at 9:10 in the vlog. She says, "Way to help a guy out," and Tubby rolls his eyes that he's doing all the work. What a joke. Always someone else's job to take care of those feral quads, right. Assley says that Branden is going back to work and Tubby looks defeated, like the loser he is. And Assley, if your husband is struggling with the kids, why not put the stick down and help out? They are out of control because you let them be.

Today's vlog was boring. Makeup spackled on, uneven shades of orange and pink. Not very flattering in that bright house. They have 3 helpers with them. Jodi's boobs go down to her waist. Sorry, I shouldn't make fun of her. It's just distracting. Assley says "bathies" and "birdies" like she's talking to a 9-month-old. "You guys see this?" Assley says as she zooms in on the clothing size that fits her kids "perfectly." Wow, 4t. Big girls.

Tubby lays on the couch, lifting his butt to squeeze out a fart at 10:14 in the vlog. He's browsing on his phone, ignoring the fact that his in-laws had to bring milk for his offspring. They shouldn't be drinking whole milk at this age, it's only going to cause weight gain. Tubby thinks by dressing in new clothes that a couple sizes too big that he would look as if he's losing weight. He isn't. It's just his new wardrobe. Like his daughters, he has to size up lately. Too much laying around on the couch when he could be walking around the block to lose weight. These two are way too lazy to actually stick to a diet. He probably thinks a couple days of eating salad was good enough, because he was back to eating a hamburger yesterday. No eating shown in today's vlog. No mention of Tubby's diet. They going to hope we all forgot?

[utahmom]

First time poster - long time lurker. This family makes me insane.

I thought the reason the girls were given only ice at Cubbys was because they had to pay for the food. It wasn't comped. At Kneaders and Olive Garden, they order one 'all you can eat' meal' and then all six of them eat it. They were too cheap to purchase food for the girls. That's my spin and I'm sticking to it.

Oh -- and I can relate to the friend receiving make up for her birthday and then Ashley telling her she'd give her lessons. Can you be any more insulting? WTF? No thanks. I don't need to look like a fucking clown.