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Donits wrote:Laughing thinking about chattyfatty in Australia in January.
It's hot....like HOT.
He is not going to be able to cope!
The same in NZ (although a few degrees cooler than Aus) however their senegence shit sun screen will not be effective here. The sun's rays are harsher here and you can burn in minutes, so you really need the correct SPF sunscreen for NZ, made in NZ.
It is also during our school holidays. All kids are off from school, high school, University. Lots of alcoholic beach picnics and skimpy clothes.
They may not want to listen to the radio or watch tv either as we swear a lot and it is mostly uncensored. You can hear "shit" said on the radio at 7am haha
They are in for a culture shock
Wait.
I thought Ashley said if you layer your foundation it’ll double your sun protection. So if she wears 5 layers of foundation that’ll put her at a SPF 75 by her calculations.
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She also thinks if you add a zero to the end of the SPF thats how many minutes you can wear it before you need to reapply.
GA Peach70 wrote:These girls can hardly talk so let’s buy a karaoke machine. Please don’t vlog Asswipe singing. She is tone deaf and can’t hold a tune. Hod help us all if they do.
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There is already a picture on one of the IG accounts of Hashley and one of the odds sitting on the floor both with microphones so it has to be coming....after they had eaten all their FIRED potatos for breakfast, DollyDashley had to belt out a few off key tunes and I'll bet we won't miss a note.
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Yup, looks like it’s too late...
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Oh Hod no! If anyone watches the vlog with any one of them singing, make sure y’all turn down the volume.
Donits wrote:Laughing thinking about chattyfatty in Australia in January.
It's hot....like HOT.
He is not going to be able to cope!
The same in NZ (although a few degrees cooler than Aus) however their senegence shit sun screen will not be effective here. The sun's rays are harsher here and you can burn in minutes, so you really need the correct SPF sunscreen for NZ, made in NZ.
It is also during our school holidays. All kids are off from school, high school, University. Lots of alcoholic beach picnics and skimpy clothes.
They may not want to listen to the radio or watch tv either as we swear a lot and it is mostly uncensored. You can hear "shit" said on the radio at 7am haha
They are in for a culture shock
Wait.
I thought Ashley said if you layer your foundation it’ll double your sun protection. So if she wears 5 layers of foundation that’ll put her at a SPF 75 by her calculations.
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She also thinks if you add a zero to the end of the SPF thats how many minutes you can wear it before you need to reapply.
Abbiedownunder wrote:Hot? Hot? They are in for one helluva shock. It's not even like Hawaii hot. For instance, tomorrow is going to be 36 degrees. That's 96 degrees in US language. And that's without much humidity. When you've had 5 or 6 days like that one after the other and then into the 100's the humidity is mind numbing. The sun is also very dangerous and I can imagine Tyler complaining non stop and Asswhit's makeup sliding off her face. Her so called makeup sunscreen will do shit for sun protection here. You need at least 45+ if you outside.
I'm also waiting hilariously for the constant complaining of how tired they will be after their trip. Jetlag and all that, especially when they get hit with the heat. Pissing myself laughing at the thought of it all, mean aren't I?
Christmas vlog is up. So Tyson was sleeping in the guest bedroom. Hmm. Seems like that's normal for him. Nobody was interested in the dollhouse until Ashley mentioned it. One little stood in front of it for 5 seconds then moved on. The baby dolls seemed to be a big hit.
Evie attempted to run over Scarlett in the house with the Power Wheels. And then one of the littles drove over top of all of the baby stuff and Asshat laughed hysterically. They then took them out in the middle of the road to drive. More driving in the road for them to get run over. Perfect.
Then they got "nake up" aka makeup and "mystic" aka lipstick. STOP ENCOURAGING THEM TO TALK LIKE IDIOTS.
Tyson looks like a giant slob while he's opening his presents. The girls pushed and shoved one another while standing in front of him. One of the littles cried. Lots of creeper laugh and squealing from the makeup queen. Each girl as they opened their individual present looked like they were on the verge of throwing punches if a sister got too close.
Karaoke starts at minute 25 and goes until 27 so fast forward if you don't want to be subjected to that.
Esme responded "the snowflakes" when Ass asked her what her favorite thing was that she got for Christmas and then basically rambled about snowflakes. She had to be coached in order to give an intelligent answer. THIS is why they aren't doing individual vlogs with the girls because they can't answer questions appropriately.
Why FFS why did their girls have their pullups from the night before on for over 2 hours after they got up. Even when they were riding in the cars. Call me stupid, careful, but wouldn't that be the first thing you did if you were training overnight is to take them off? I don't understand these people. At least they didn't make the girls go through the whole hair shit this year before they could go downstairs. But they baffle me and obviously go on gut for everything rather than learning how to do things. They have both sets of parents, and sisters with babies, you'd think they'd ask for advice every now and then. Dipshits.
So.... what are the helmets for? Ass made a comment in the Christmas Eve vlog that they might sound a little more fun in the morning. That seemed like she was implying they were getting bikes or something. Clearly they weren't implying they were for the power wheels since they didn't use them.
Also did anyone else see around the 35 minute mark when either Scarlett or Evie said they needed to go potty whilst Ashley was filling in the viewers on their day, watch in the background at whichever kid it was pull down their trousers and you see a naked bum , glad to see their editing it top notch.
Other than that lots of “Do you love it” and kids trying to help whoever was opening their gift which really annoyed me, they are old enough to wait their turn and no need to help other. Even Tyson’s gift from his mum was opened by one of the girls.
Glad to see the girls get some games, but how long are they going to last in that basement?!? And were are they planning to put the doll cribs? Once the girls get full size beds in their rooms their won’t be room for a tube of “mistick” let alone toys.
Wouldn't you take like 5 minutes to explain how to operate the power wheels, oh look (insert child's name) figured it all out on her own, no dumb ass her foot landed on the pedal and the car moved. We got one for our grands and actually took the time to explain how it works especially how to stop it.
I see major fighting over who is going to drive the car in the future, we all know they don't share.
I do have to say the cats were a little better opening presents, some were actually cute, but Ashley talking like a baby to them ruined the whole experience, why can't she just shut up for once.
How many games did they get with millions of pieces, waste of money there.
Lets give 4 out of control crazy kids scissors, I'll just leave that one like that.
How much do you think she spent on the sound system, had to be able to have FOUR microphones, how about two microphones and teach them how to share
Those games are likely an attempt for the idiots to not have to interact with their children as much. I foresee lotsssssss of boring vlogs where a creepy person stands around filming the girls playing games for 20 minutes. Like the play doh or the sand. Snooze. Those games will be useless before lone because of all of the missing pieces.
Small thing I noticed, but the mermaid tails.... could they not be bothered to get them properly sized? They are much to big... they do have small child tails (I know because my little girl I nanny for got a lime green one and she's only a few days younger than them). Also, it's really annoying how everything is pink and purple. We know for a fact that the girls like other colors and yet they insist on making them these girly girl clones. Why not get an Ariel green one? Isn't Ashley always talking about how they LOVE the little mermaid? Its almost like she doesn't know how to shop for her kids and Christmas is for their viewers more so than the girls.
Also (watching this long ass vlog as I comment)... alot of these games should have already been in play from a developmental aspect. By 18 months, a child can play matching games. Where are the imaginative games (charades, strategy, etc.)? Where are the books? Surely the girls should be starting to read Seuss or at least showing interest in reading by themselves. All these board games or either for younger children or offers no educational sustenance. Not one book or maths game. No fun science books or games. Just filler games to keep them quiet and away from momma.
Lboogie wrote:Also (watching this long ass vlog as I comment)... alot of these games should have already been in play from a developmental aspect. By 18 months, a child can play matching games. Where are the imaginative games (charades, strategy, etc.)? Where are the books? Surely the girls should be starting to read Seuss or at least showing interest in reading by themselves. All these board games or either for younger children or offers no educational sustenance. Not one book or maths game. No fun science books or games. Just filler games to keep them quiet and away from momma.
Last thing... anyone notice Indie's rash around her mouth, its very noticeable as she's being put into bed.
Lboogie wrote:Also (watching this long ass vlog as I comment)... alot of these games should have already been in play from a developmental aspect. By 18 months, a child can play matching games. Where are the imaginative games (charades, strategy, etc.)? Where are the books? Surely the girls should be starting to read Seuss or at least showing interest in reading by themselves. All these board games or either for younger children or offers no educational sustenance. Not one book or maths game. No fun science books or games. Just filler games to keep them quiet and away from momma.
Last thing... anyone notice Indie's rash around her mouth, its very noticeable as she's being put into bed.
Yes, I did. Thrush? Hope not.
Hey, so didn't Assface say they weren't hosting anyone for Christmas day? But then her parents and tyblobs partial family came over for dinner for a huge Turkey dinner. I must be confused or something because it looked so they hosted.
thanks, that was a glorious image & now I have the old commercial stuck in my head.
RIP Mom 3/16/2019 - Cancer Sucks 
Please don’t vlog Asswipe singing. She is tone deaf and can’t hold a tune. Hod help us all if they do. 
