BumsAlongtheWaytoScamming Part 15

[JenetteMckay]

He said that there will be definitely a Year 2 montage, but he failed to make one for Ollie's first birthday. If he actually does post this montage if shows how little he cares about his Son.

[MamaJoAnna]

He doesn't give a damn about Ollie. Mocking him, laughing at him when he's crying for Missy in the dog crate, the failed special montage for his birthday that BEING A STAY AT HOME "PARENT" HE "COULDN'T" MAKE THE TIME FOR...he only wants kid$$$$ for the view$$$$. Missy I think genuinely wants children, but partially for $$$$ as well.

[hannahbanana]

He said that there will be definitely a Year 2 montage, but he failed to make one for Ollie's first birthday. If he actually does post this montage if shows how little he cares about his Son.

For sure. The fact that he asked the bumpers to pretty much do the montage for him just shows how he wasn't even planning on making it himself.
Hey Bryan, here's some friendly advice: why don't you start WRITING down what happens in your vlogs? That way when it comes to making a montage, you know where to look at for a certain clip. Stop titling your child's important milestones with "CUTIE WITH A BOOTY!"

[kwallace]

I bet in a vlog in the next few days Brian will be going into "their" bedroom and we will see either Missy in bed "waking up" or about to go to sleep or some awkward bed cuddling from those 2 so they can "prove" she sleeps in there.

NAILED IT!

[Ambrosia]

Remember when people criticized her bangs! Thank the lord she didn't cut them short again, they looked horrible and uneven.

[idontknowwhattoput]

I just watched the High school Sweethearts tag and (the first time I've watched a video in months) I'm shocked on how much weight they've gained!

[thenightowl]

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I just watched the High school Sweethearts tag and (the first time I've watched a video in months) I'm shocked on how much weight they've gained!

I would be shocked but then again, I see what they eat and not a bit surprised lol.

[MamaJoAnna]

Saw this on my friend's Instagram and thought of Bryan lol

[actuallydear]

this popped up on my facebook newsfeed and it reminded me of b&m.

[mommyluvv]

Missy being really tired lately...
Missy not feeling well and she just "doesn't know what it could be"...
Missy trying to emphasize the fact that she "doesn't feel well"...


I predict a "suprise announcement" that she's pregnant either before Bryan leaves, or while he is away so she can test with her mother there.

[actuallydear]

yeahhhhh. they've made it no secret that they'll TTC in the new year. and considering she was cleared after her surgery in like, december. they'd start then and there me thinks. and as for making note of the ovulation tests as an early christmas pregnant "so she can start tracking her cycles" they're either trying NOW and pregnant NOW or they're drumming up views for when they do/are.

and also, missy has said every single time she's gotten pregnant she's done so the first month. ugh.

[actuallydear]

'i watched it, so you don't have to!' featuring the dailybumps vlog "THE OPPOSITE OF PREGNANT!" day 715:
ollie is a smiley baby this morning, but he appears to have had a little accident... they show his diaper leak.
bryan says he was supposed to use the potty, that's why they got it. and that ollie is soooo smart when it comes to the potty.
breakfast time is pancakes (cassie made them) on disposable plates.
ollie is getting changed and playing with koda.
grumpy cat calendar time. bryan admits he's been forgetting to tear them off in real life and in the vlogs. which he ponders is his real life? so now he's saying his real real life. yeah, well, we know that the vlogs aren't real life because in the vlogs bryan and missy sleep in the same bed and bryan is not gay.
he asks if he should get a second box calendar so he can rotate between them, and he wonders if people are getting sick of grumpy cat. grumpy cat is like his bae.
bryan shows off a new addition to his office - a metal hook which he's hanging his new superstraight backpack on.
bryan shows off the new chalkboard. it's a whole bunch of writing - his song lyrics. he says it's because he's been shooting a bunch of stuff for 'his single' that's coming out on his birthday (20th).
he tells people they can feel free to pause and read them but then he gets sharp and sarcastic and says he can't tell people what to do, they're their own person. DAT SHADE AT US, GUYS!
car time. where are they going? target? freebirds (did they get kicked out of there? they never mention them anymore!) missy says they had a super super busy morning. nearly done with skype calls - 30 so far. they had a nice family nap. together. bryan awkward singing. missy said she rans out of lots of things - dish soap, etc. off to ralph's they go!
missy says she's feeling much better today. because she mentioned she wasn't yesterday "not thinking anything about it" - she got her lying face on. she said she's the opposite of pregnant. welp guys, this is it. prepare for a pregnancy announcement in a month's time... valentines day. missy says when they're ready to announce when they are pregnant, we'll know. bryan makes stupid comments about her being irritable and her boobs being tender.... craving some particular food.
they're finally out of the car. the sky is gloomy. missy is wearing flipflops "cali girl".
missy picks up her dip she's been craving - spinach, artichoke and parmesan.
they're home now and bryan points out the christmas cushions are still out on the couch.
ellen is on in the background and bryan and missy have been cleaning because they're about to make some dinner.
ollie is walking around like he's been horseback riding and then he stops to give karma a hug.
they have the bread and dip heated up and bryan is making chicken and prawn/shrimp pasta penne.
now it's time for today's FU internet's! i'm an involved dad! bryan is on the couch will oliver laying on his back on bryan's lap and ollie is getting tickled by his superrrrrr involved dad.
missy points out ollie is nearly ready for another haircut. bryan asks if that's a special thing - baby'$ $econd haircut? mi$$y $ay$ $he doe$n't think $o.
they're all sitting down and watching a movie.
end of vlog in the office. bryan tells people to email if they were supposed to get an email from them and didn't.

[hannahbanana]

So I just watched the vlog of them in the recording studio...the "na na na" part sounds EXACTLY the same as a chorus to a Christian song that this popular Christian band sings...umm...now I have to go and find the song lol

[celticrain13]

So I just watched the vlog of them in the recording studio...the "na na na" part sounds EXACTLY the same as a chorus to a Christian song that this popular Christian band sings...umm...now I have to go and find the song lol

You mean this song? http://www.newreleasetuesday.com/lyrics ... s_id=87090

[just_to_post]

I wonder if Bryan will cancel his trip because Missy is pregnant?

[actuallydear]

the answer to that is no, because she'll find out when he's gone and get her mom to pee on a stick and trick him.


oh, wait...



on a serious note: has he actually said when in feb he's going? it seems to be very hush hush.

[JensTinyBraid]

Those lyrics...I can't even. Did he really write about the "fridgerator" light?

[hannahbanana]

So I just watched the vlog of them in the recording studio...the "na na na" part sounds EXACTLY the same as a chorus to a Christian song that this popular Christian band sings...umm...now I have to go and find the song lol

You mean this song? http://www.newreleasetuesday.com/lyrics ... s_id=87090

No that's not it...it's a much newer song. Now it's going to bug me all day. Lol

[cats-or-die]

Those lyrics...I can't even. Did he really write about the "fridgerator" light?

I didn't take the time to pause and read any of them....but are you serious?

[honeybear]

Missy: We had a super busy morning

Translation: we sat in our kitchen all day and had Skype calls. SOOOO exhausting you guys!!!!