Steps to covering up your failure | Steps to Wander | Part 7

[minniemouse99]

I hate to call any person dumb but if it quacks like a duck!
She posted on insta that the newbear went through a whole bunch of test in the ER but it turned out her thermometer was faulty!? I highly highly doubt the doctors would put a newborn through test just because SHE told them he had a fever! Someone needs to teach her how to express herself!

So I can't remember if I posted this at the time (I think I did) but remember when she was sharing that ridiculous hospital bag she packed? She included a thermometer (because apparently she didn't trust the nurses at the hospital to take his temperature?) and it was a forehead thermometer. I immediately flashed to the pediatrician at the hospital when my daughter was born a few weeks prior. She specifically told us NOT to use a forehead thermometer on a newborn because it may not be accurate and obviously a fever in a child that young is extremely serious. She specifically told us she didn't want a child to have to go through a battery of tests because the parents took his/her temperature with a forehead thermometer with a faulty reading. She said this could happen if baby had just had a warm bath, or was sitting in the sun, or was under a thick blanket, etc. I hope someone told them not to trust the temporal artery thermometer until the child is older. Yikes.

Lol the same thermometer she dragged to the Hospital because she was doubting the Hospital thermometer??????!

And it ironically sent her 1 month old to the ER due to be malfunctioned!!!!!!!?!

That’s the beat thing I read all day!!!
Bless their souls (C&K) I think they are still 12 years old playing “house” and have no freaking clue what do with their kids!!

[Parktown]

They should not be dragging a new born in snowy temperatures with a Christmas hat on to pick a tree just because they want to act cool they took him out just being born! There is a reason doctors place a three month limit for infections! They took June to a movie theatre as an infant! That is not cool that is down right dangerous! Anyone at the tree lot or where Corbin dragged him to the shopping mall could sneeze on him! That is just irresponsible ignorant parenting!

[webbygurl626]

They should not be dragging a new born in snowy temperatures with a Christmas hat on to pick a tree just because they want to act cool they took him out just being born! There is a reason doctors place a three month limit for infections! They took June to a movie theatre as an infant! That is not cool that is down right dangerous! Anyone at the tree lot or where Corbin dragged him to the shopping mall could sneeze on him! That is just irresponsible ignorant parenting!

Haha he really made it look like we had a snow day, it snowed one day and kept melting in between some light snow that was it! He must have seen the snow and rushed them all out so he could get a snowy photo shoot cause an hour later it was gone so I guess good news is he can get his lazy ass up occasionally and endanger his newborn but his Instagram looks good well that’s a matter of opinion


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[Parktown]

They should not be dragging a new born in snowy temperatures with a Christmas hat on to pick a tree just because they want to act cool they took him out just being born! There is a reason doctors place a three month limit for infections! They took June to a movie theatre as an infant! That is not cool that is down right dangerous! Anyone at the tree lot or where Corbin dragged him to the shopping mall could sneeze on him! That is just irresponsible ignorant parenting!

Haha he really made it look like we had a snow day, it snowed one day and kept melting in between some light snow that was it! He must have seen the snow and rushed them all out so he could get a snowy photo shoot cause an hour later it was gone so I guess good news is he can get his lazy ass up occasionally and endanger his newborn but his Instagram looks good well that’s a matter of opinion


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Oh my gosh! Seriously? I can totally see him the way you described!!! He is so transparent! Thanks for letting us know!

[spiralstatic]

I see they're back to using their "fertility concerns" to shill an at-home (mail in) bullshit testing kit. All of the fertility related tests she talked about should be done via blood in a lab to get an honest look into hormones and egg reserve.

I honestly hope that no one would forgo seeing an actual Reproductuve Endocrinologist for this shit.

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[minniemouse99]

No offense but Corbin looks like a homeless person.
His messy hair and his nasty beard

[HashtagBlessed]

We didn't exactly quarantine our newborn, but I can't imagine taking a newborn out in freezing temperatures for a photo op.

Oh God, their birth story is sponsored by a home testing service, and Kelsey is claiming they had "fertility concerns" before and she wishes she could have used this service.

Shocker, the Nubain made her feel loopy and drunk and she didn't like it. Pretty sure multiple people in her comments section on Instagram said this. She seems super confused and unsure of her own birth story, I don't think she was all there mentally. Corbin has to remind her of what happened. Maybe they're recording this almost a month later and things are fuzzy, but it sure sounds like she was checked out. I have a better recollection of what happened than Kelsey does and my birth was three months ago.

I was around an 8 when I got the epidural, and it was uncomfortable but it wasn't unbearable waiting for the anesthesiologist. I can't imagine requesting Nubain while waiting for the epidural, just given all the side effects and the fact that it exposes your baby to an opioid. Nubain doesn't wear off for something like 3-6 hours, so she was likely still under the influence of it for the birth. Since this was something she talked to her midwife about ahead of time, she had plenty of opportunity to research this for herself. I can't imagine being do "drunk" that you can't even have a basic conversation with your care provider.

[minniemouse99]

Her birth story reminds me of those stupid Teen Mom shows.
She sounded absolutely immature and clueless.
Why on Earth was Corbin sitting next to her like a little puppy while she interrupted him 80% of the time?

[PirateWench8]

Corbin’s picture of him doing CrossFit. My husband says he needs a refund. His technique is horrible and he totally ignores working on building up his legs. My husband says he’s seen meatier legs on a chicken! He says that if that is all he’s built up in a year he’s incredibly lazy and not nearly as devoted to CrossFit as he claims. My response well this is Corbin the king of lazy.


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[Parktown]

Why do they stare at each other when one is talking it’s so weird I mean when hubby talks I don’t crane my neck right at him and with wide open eyeballs rapidly move them towards his every word! I can listen without having to point my glare at him too! I’m guessing they think what they are saying is so knowledgeable and intelligent it requires religious attention. Meantime they both look like absolute idiots!

[minniemouse99]

Why do they stare at each other when one is talking it’s so weird I mean when hubby talks I don’t crane my neck right at him and with wide open eyeballs rapidly move them towards his every word! I can listen without having to point my glare at him too! I’m guessing they think what they are saying is so knowledgeable and intelligent it requires religious attention. Meantime they both look like absolute idiots!

It always bugged me too! Especially Kelsey’s glare at Corbin when he talks....suuuper awkward.
I also thought though that maybe one or the other is paranoid what will come out of that persons mouth?? Lol

They sound like they don’t even spend time together.
“I don’t remember..”
“I don’t know....”
“Oh really my love?? I don’t remember...”
“Do you remember my love???”

HELLO. For “business” owners and getting to lounge at home all day y’all sound very distanced.

[Parktown]

Why do they stare at each other when one is talking it’s so weird I mean when hubby talks I don’t crane my neck right at him and with wide open eyeballs rapidly move them towards his every word! I can listen without having to point my glare at him too! I’m guessing they think what they are saying is so knowledgeable and intelligent it requires religious attention. Meantime they both look like absolute idiots!

It always bugged me too! Especially Kelsey’s glare at Corbin when he talks....suuuper awkward.
I also thought though that maybe one or the other is paranoid what will come out of that persons mouth?? Lol

They sound like they don’t even spend time together.
“I don’t remember..”
“I don’t know....”
“Oh really my love?? I don’t remember...”
“Do you remember my love???”

HELLO. For “business” owners and getting to lounge at home all day y’all sound very distanced.

Yep and at the end of the video where she says I am so grateful we have our sweet baby boy he just stays silent staring at her! So weird!? Not touching her stroking her or adding anything to her comment! Cold!

[minniemouse99]

Why do they stare at each other when one is talking it’s so weird I mean when hubby talks I don’t crane my neck right at him and with wide open eyeballs rapidly move them towards his every word! I can listen without having to point my glare at him too! I’m guessing they think what they are saying is so knowledgeable and intelligent it requires religious attention. Meantime they both look like absolute idiots!

It always bugged me too! Especially Kelsey’s glare at Corbin when he talks....suuuper awkward.
I also thought though that maybe one or the other is paranoid what will come out of that persons mouth?? Lol

They sound like they don’t even spend time together.
“I don’t remember..”
“I don’t know....”
“Oh really my love?? I don’t remember...”
“Do you remember my love???”

HELLO. For “business” owners and getting to lounge at home all day y’all sound very distanced.

Yep and at the end of the video where she says I am so grateful we have our sweet baby boy he just stays silent staring at her! So weird!? Not touching her stroking her or adding anything to her comment! Cold!

Their relationship in general seems cold and staged

[HashtagBlessed]

Her birth story reminds me of those stupid Teen Mom shows.
She sounded absolutely immature and clueless.
Why on Earth was Corbin sitting next to her like a little puppy while she interrupted him 80% of the time?

he should have never been in the video, this is proof he made the whole birth about him since she knows nothing about her own birth. this is her birth, shes really dumb but its her birth. corbin is ridiculous. kelsey made her own birth story vlog with junpier and lead her own birth with juniper, what happened? it seems like her brain has decayed

I got the impression he was sitting next to her because she didn't have a clear recollection of the timeline thanks to the drugs, and she needed him to feed her the story. I have no idea why he didn't edit out all of her weird pauses and comments about not knowing or not remembering. He didn't seem too thrilled to be sitting there next to her, and he didn't seem very exited or engaged in the story of his son's birth.

I'm still unclear on why they didn't film a more traditional birth vlog with a narrative and clips of them talking about what was happening. I'm thinking she didn't want footage of her high as a kite and Corbin admits that he barely had enough time to set up the tripod after she started pushing. I think they dropped the ball and didn't get enough footage, so Corbin scrambled to cobble together a video.

[minniemouse99]

Her birth story reminds me of those stupid Teen Mom shows.
She sounded absolutely immature and clueless.
Why on Earth was Corbin sitting next to her like a little puppy while she interrupted him 80% of the time?

he should have never been in the video, this is proof he made the whole birth about him since she knows nothing about her own birth. this is her birth, shes really dumb but its her birth. corbin is ridiculous. kelsey made her own birth story vlog with junpier and lead her own birth with juniper, what happened? it seems like her brain has decayed

I got the impression he was sitting next to her because she didn't have a clear recollection of the timeline thanks to the drugs, and she needed him to feed her the story. I have no idea why he didn't edit out all of her weird pauses and comments about not knowing or not remembering. He didn't seem too thrilled to be sitting there next to her, and he didn't seem very exited or engaged in the story of his son's birth.

I'm still unclear on why they didn't film a more traditional birth vlog with a narrative and clips of them talking about what was happening. I'm thinking she didn't want footage of her high as a kite and Corbin admits that he barely had enough time to set up the tripod after she started pushing. I think they dropped the ball and didn't get enough footage, so Corbin scrambled to cobble together a video.

You Mighty be on to something.....explains why their birth video was filled with so much irrelevant crap.
Shot of their house.
Then frolicking through the grass field.

They had not much to put in their “birth vlog” so he probably shoved random crap in there to make it seem longer.

Ooooooh Corbin, Corbin Corbin.......you are an amazing human

[HashtagBlessed]

So Corbin says that they're trading in their car for the newer model because their loan payments will be similar. Is he completely discounting the fact that they'll be paying off a second car now? They likely would have paid off their car in another three years. Now they're probably taking on another 5 years of debt with interest. They're just looking at the monthly payment, not the lifetime of the loan. They take on new debt like it's nothing.

Good God, can you imagine how much that urgent care visit must have cost them, all because they used the wrong type of thermometer? I don't know about urgent cares in other parts of the country, but the tests they were describing sounded like the sort of thing you have to go to the ER for. Again, the pediatrician made it a point to tell us not to use that type of thermometer on a child younger than three months. She didn't think they were reliable, but if at any point you get a reading of a fever on a child that young, they're going to do a whole slew of tests. They're lucky he didn't have to go through a spinal tap.

As a mom, it's so stressful for me to watch YouTubers film with their babies when the baby clearly wants to nurse. Just nurse them already and film the video while they're napping. The entire time she was explaining her "miscalibrated" thermometer he was rooting around. She is a moron.

[Steps_to_STFU]

They're the most moronic people on the planet. Their channel is bombing. What do they do? I buy a new car

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[minniemouse99]

I think they make very immature choices with their little earnings.
They should be stashing $$ into savings once that old shed of theirs starts falling apart (their house.)
It’s not in the best condition as is, and they should be focused on saving money to fix it up eventually NOT driving updated version if their existing car

Baby Cash Bag ain’t brining in the views?! Let’s go buy a car, maybe that will roll the views in

[PirateWench8]

They're the most moronic people on the planet. Their channel is bombing. What do they do? I buy a new car

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For some reason I thought their car was a lease.


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[lmmomSD]

I'm betting Missy helped them buy the "old" car. We speculated that they were leasing when they got it, because they didn't seem to be in a position to afford a nice new car. I can't imagine doing what they are doing now. The car is what, 2 years old? Mine is a 2001, lol.
Besides, it's stupid to buy a brand new car, with all the certified pre-owned cars on the market. It depreciates the moment you drive off the lot.
It's been said, and I agree. They're morons.

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