The Lindquists: Welcome to hELLE | Part 2

[Decembermother]

Omg the meditation shots of her trying to pose with eyes closed were so cringey

[Skinnie]

TeachIT: `Fortunately my husband doesn’t like horse-faced bitches no matter how thin they are.` THIS. I almost choked...should have known better than to try to view this board while eating lunch.

[Seriouslysweetie]

Why does Elle always have the cringiest shots of herself doing stuff?

I love how she's actually honest and ended her video with a truth nugget that she does YouTube to "cultivate my very best internal self". Basically Elle wants a community with her on the pedestal. If she had left it with "encourage you guys (PERIOD.)"... I would've believed her BS.

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[SuperchicDeadpool]

So, Elle wasn’t wearing her wedding rings at all during this video...not during the exercise bits, not during the obnoxious food prepping bits, nor during the sit down talking-head bits.

Omg I went to see this for myself and within seconds she's pointing into the camera with her left hand like the most un-subtle "NOTICE THE BARE FINGER!" move

[SuperchicDeadpool]

But, eh, got curious and skimmed her insta and she is often pictured without her ring. Guess I won't look too into it.


Unless they are secretly an extremely explosive couple and she takes her rings off every time they fight as a "screw you" to him! Ha! I did notice that all of her out-of-town trips she is without her rings...that one I find very suspect. Seems like that is a time she definitely would want to display that she is married so as not to tempt anyone

[chloe6124]

She got out of Dan what she wanted. He supported her while YouTube was able to make money and she got her girl. Wouldn’t come as a big surprise if they got divorced.


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[TeachIT]

My 2020 predictions for Elle:

- Releases herself from a *~toxic~* marriage and create a video/series to teach us idiots how to identify and leave abusive relationships.

- Continues to lose weight and posts full body pics or video, casually/accidentally drops stats about herself but promotes the weight loss as a way to grow her mental health and be more ENERGETIC and LIVELY for her kids.

- Mothers Day post where she gushes about being a girl mom, with little or no reference to her other children.

- Extravagant and over the top first birthday party for her SPECIAL child that is vlogged. She didn’t vlog the boys so she will justify this by saying it’s because this is her last child and she will promote it as “How to plan a party” video.

- Giving back fund resurfaces as a sponsored partnership with a charity. Details about how much she is donating (if any) will be intentionally vague and all comments about it will be ignored or deleted.

- Drastic hair change when her divorce is finalized, return of the bangs or a hideous dye job, with clickbait video (“WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR” or “I CHOPPED ALL MY HAIR OFF” after a 2 inch trim)

- At least 2 more girls trips disguised as writing getaways or “work” meetings.

- Expands plastic surgery to a new area - breast lift, nose job, or more facial sculpting. This will come as a “social media break” where she hides until healed, and she will never divulge details or admit anything happened. Any compliments on her new look will be attributed to “blossoming now that I’m out of a toxic marriage” or “results of working on myself and finding inner peace”

- Continued large purchases until divorce happens. She has to spend while she can before she’s a single boss mom. I’m honestly not sure what though, because she has a every new appliance imaginable, new video equipment, new purses, new car, and a newly renovated house.

- At least one major bandwagon cliche trend that she will attempt to promote and fail. She will cling to it desperately but pretend like she basically created it. Juice cleanse, dopamine fasting, crystal energy healing, sauna meditation retreat, etc.

Am I missing anything? I feel like she should pay me $5 for each of these that I predict correctly.


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[fossilfinger]

My 2020 predictions for Elle:

- Releases herself from a *~toxic~* marriage and create a video/series to teach us idiots how to identify and leave abusive relationships.

Not gonna lie, that video would sure be entertaining. Especially since she's the toxic one in the relationship!

[okaythatlldo]

I came here to make fun of Elle’s “post-barre refule” but TeachIT’s 2020 predictions have won the internet! My hat is off. I am in awe.


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[Margie]

#ellesbadenglish

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My daily gratitude: Elle tossed in her “teaching degree”, sparing many Ontario students the horrors they would have had to, otherwise, endure.

[Margie]

Look at how stagnant Elle’s growth is on Instagram:

https://igblade.com/elle.lindquist

If this isn’t proof that her community isn’t invested in her, I don’t know what is. It’s also further proof that the majority of her followers came from cohens viral birth and haven’t stuck around.

[Seriouslysweetie]

Look at how stagnant Elle’s growth is on Instagram:

https://igblade.com/elle.lindquist

If this isn’t proof that her community isn’t invested in her, I don’t know what is. It’s also further proof that the majority of her followers came from cohens viral birth and haven’t stuck around.

Anybody else noticed on her bio, Elle put she's on YouTube's women to watch list? I search it and there was like one video about it and she's not on it. Oh and it's from like 3 years ago. Even if she's on that list, it's so outdated. I don't think it would be relevant or even something to brag about.

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[Margie]

If you go to the “women to watch” channel, some of her videos are featured on there. Like her sleep training one I honestly don’t know how they sorted her into that group of women. There is literally nothing noteworthy about Elle

[Notablogger]

I never was really on the trouble in the marriage bus but I’ve noticed she’s quite quiet on Instagram lately probably cause it’s harder to curate. There may be something to this theory. Plus her last video felt like an audition to be on like the Marilyn Denis show as one of their “experts.”

[TeachIT]

Elle: check out my $500 Dyson hair curling iron, $500-$1000 designer bags, $2000 crib, expensive high chairs, new kitchen table, new appliances, new car, membership to spa, and multiple trips to the US to visit my friends!!!

Also Elle: I can’t afford to visit my grandmother in England. It breaks my heart.


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[Margie]

Elle: I can’t afford to see my Gran

Here’s a screen shot of the cost of ONE of her designer bags and also the cost of a round trip ticket for all 5 family members including B having her own seat.... also travelling at a higher time.

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Really shows where Elle’s priorities are and how fucking fake this broad is.

[Notablogger]

It was the first thing I thought of. Also to me it felt like a woe is me, maybe I get an air canada sponsorship or something out of this teehee.

I bet we could very quickly add up the total of under ten things she’s paid for that would have covered the trip. And guys let’s be honest, if Elle were to go it would just be her and Blankette. Not those other guys.

[BeepBoop28]

The worst part is her grandmother actually only has maybe a few years left. Those *things* she’s values so much (qUaLiTy over qUaNtItY guysssssss) are largely unnecessary and definitely could have waited until later for her to get - particularly a SECOND LV bag, to celebrate her YT success .

My guess is she is trying to drum up likes for this partnership - possibly hoping ancestry will pay for her trip? - we all know everything she says and does is calculated with some ulterior motive behind it.

[BeepBoop28]

It was the first thing I thought of. Also to me it felt like a woe is me, maybe I get an air canada sponsorship or something out of this teehee.

I bet we could very quickly add up the total of under ten things she’s paid for that would have covered the trip. And guys let’s be honest, if Elle were to go it would just be her and Blankette. Not those other guys.

Jinx!

But also - you’re right, she would just make it about her and Blankette. Use some excuse that Dan has to work, blah blah

[Skinnie]

The worst part is her grandmother actually only has maybe a few years left. Those *things* she’s values so much (qUaLiTy over qUaNtItY guysssssss) are largely unnecessary and definitely could have waited until later for her to get - particularly a SECOND LV bag, to celebrate her YT success .

My guess is she is trying to drum up likes for this partnership - possibly hoping ancestry will pay for her trip? - we all know everything she says and does is calculated with some ulterior motive behind it.

Maybe she prayed on the matter and the answer was: buy the bag and anything else your heart desires... and geez, wouldn’t you know it, that was EXACTLY the response she was hoping for. Elle and God: Simpatico
Sorry Gran... if you want her to visit gonna have to make it worth it...maybe tweak your will?