Gardner Quad Squad: Bottom Feeding Trailer Trash (Part 11)

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Sneaky_snarky wrote:Don’t forget quadneck and quadback. And two poke Tyler (TPT)


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qsauntiem wrote:Have some catching up to do here, but just wanted to let you all know I made banana bread today. Based on their vlog a few weeks ago, I'm about to have a *really* great afternoon.

It's my world famous recipe. Meaning I found one online, changed a few things, and now claim it as my own. Shit, just realized I used regular flour and not flower.



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Words cannot describe how much I love the name Two Poke Tyler!

Here's how he describes himself on his Instagram:

Tyson FATHER OF QUADRUPLETS•TWO SETS OF ALL GIRL TWINS•HUSBAND•LDS•BLOGGER•VLOGGER•BUSINESS OWNER•PERSONALITY ON TLC'S RATTLED

If that's personality let me stay a nonentity.

Also, if he was such a committed Mormon, why did he never go on this much vaunted mission thing? I admit I know nothing of this particular church but he certainly bangs on about it without doing anything to show what I see as a Christian life style.

It's all spend, spend, spend, conspicuous consumption and waste, waste, waste.
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qsauntiem wrote:Have some catching up to do here, but just wanted to let you all know I made banana bread today. Based on their vlog a few weeks ago, I'm about to have a *really* great afternoon.

It's my world famous recipe. Meaning I found one online, changed a few things, and now claim it as my own. Shit, just realized I used regular flour and not flower.



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What???? No flower??? Dump it.... :lol:
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Boboli Personality wrote:Words cannot describe how much I love the name Two Poke Tyler!

Here's how he describes himself on his Instagram:

Tyson FATHER OF QUADRUPLETS•TWO SETS OF ALL GIRL TWINS•HUSBAND•LDS•BLOGGER•VLOGGER•BUSINESS OWNER•PERSONALITY ON TLC'S RATTLED

If that's personality let me stay a nonentity.

Also, if he was such a committed Mormon, why did he never go on this much vaunted mission thing? I admit I know nothing of this particular church but he certainly bangs on about it without doing anything to show what I see as a Christian life style.

It's all spend, spend, spend, conspicuous consumption and waste, waste, waste.
He didn't serve a mission cause he was grooming a particular 13-year-old.

This is, of course, conjecture on our part since he's never specified. But it sure fits the timeline.

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I could start rumors about why he didn't serve a mission but I don't want to offend any sissies who are LDS. I just think he tosses it up there to look good though.
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DoodleBop wrote:The children are like The Borg - they are a collective. They might eventually just start calling them one of four, two of four etc since even when 1 is sick they all get better.
Ha ha! I love this! I can just hear it now - "Hey, Two of Four quit picking your nose!" "Four of Four, stop holding down One of Four".

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Sunnyunicorn wrote:Also: Trashley, Trash, Ass... The possibilities are endless. And everyone comes up with great names as she advances up her lipshit pyramid scheme.

Tyson may be super controlling, but he's also incredibly, incredibly lazy. I think his laziness will win out as the girls become worse and worse behaved. They take all four girls everywhere for attention. But as their disaster costco trip proved, they can no longer keep the FF complacent with snacks. They are holy terrors and even T&A (especially our beloved Trash) hits a point of being embarrassed.

Karma is coming so hard and it's delightful to see. The FF are almosy always awfully behaved and these idiots really painted themselves into a corner with the daily vlogs. If they're smart they'll cut it down to once a week and really find the best and cutest behavior from the FF. If that's even possible.

Is it weird I want to start a roundtable podcast with a bunch of us just commenting on their awful vlogs and social media presence?! Hahahahaha! It's like the best trainwreck of a reality TV show. Of course it's absolutely tragic for the girls but what can we do?!
Haha! Love the podcast idea. I always thought it would be fun to meet each other in real life. Lol.
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Stellaboo wrote:
DoodleBop wrote:The children are like The Borg - they are a collective. They might eventually just start calling them one of four, two of four etc since even when 1 is sick they all get better.
Ha ha! I love this! I can just hear it now - "Hey, Two of Four quit picking your nose!" "Four of Four, stop holding down One of Four".

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Four of Four to One of Four: Resistance is futile! while ripping her hair out and stealing her toy.
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Busby quints are in toddler beds! You know the family with -five- two year olds (6 months younger than the feral four. Plus a school aged child). You know the family where the father actually works to provide for his family.

The gardners are a joke. Keep caging your kids like wild animals!
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Ibegyourpardon wrote:Busby quints are in toddler beds! You know the family with -five- two year olds (6 months younger than the feral four. Plus a school aged child). You know the family where the father actually works to provide for his family.

The gardners are a joke. Keep caging your kids like wild animals!
I saw that. So cute!

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eskayem wrote:I could start rumors about why he didn't serve a mission but I don't want to offend any sissies who are LDS. I just think he tosses it up there to look good though.
Won't offend meImage

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EleanorRigby wrote:This thread is nearly impossible to follow because of all the nick names.
There are a lot of nick names lol. I only call him Tyler personally. Are you on the snark side? I can't tell...

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I could not be away from my kids 8 hours at a spa. Especially if one of them were sick. My mom heart couldn't handle it. AND. My Husband would not be happy taking Care of a sick child while I'm out AGAIN all day. Why is Tyler OK with her being gone all the time? It's like a roommate relationship with benefits. I don't get why she needs so much time away from these kids. I just need an occasional night away to get a pedicure or go to hobby lobby. Not vacations to the Caribbean or 8 hours away constantly. I would miss my kids too much.

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I mostly call them TyASS and ASSwit

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amyisnewhere wrote:
eskayem wrote:I could start rumors about why he didn't serve a mission but I don't want to offend any sissies who are LDS. I just think he tosses it up there to look good though.
Won't offend meImage

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Omg, the Busby girls are so adorable in their new beds. I can't get enough.
Can we point the Greedners this direction? Pretty please? Someone has got to say something to them. Their oh so smart kids should have been in beds months ago. Not only are they ready, they are too big for cribs in body size. Imagine being caged and not having enough room to sprawl?

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I wonder if in the new house they'll suddenly be like Oh we're no longer showing the girls nurseries for privacy. When really they don't want to cop to whatever cage method they'll be using.

I still wonder how they'll keep the durls from escaping and throwing themselves off the railing or falling etc. Do they play to gate the hallway...after teaching them now to climb...gate at the bedroom doors. Extra tall dog gate will throw off the style of the several different types of tile the house has going.
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Night lady wrote:Omg, the Busby girls are so adorable in their new beds. I can't get enough.
Can we point the Greedners this direction? Pretty please? Someone has got to say something to them. Their oh so smart kids should have been in beds months ago. Not only are they ready, they are too big for cribs in body size. Imagine being caged and not having enough room to sprawl?

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Someone on YT mentioned the Busby girls and asked when the Durls would also be moved to toddler beds.
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Boboli Personality wrote:Words cannot describe how much I love the name Two Poke Tyler!

Here's how he describes himself on his Instagram:

Tyson FATHER OF QUADRUPLETS•TWO SETS OF ALL GIRL TWINS•HUSBAND•LDS•BLOGGER•VLOGGER•BUSINESS OWNER•PERSONALITY ON TLC'S RATTLED


Personality?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

He has the personality of a wet mop.



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