GQS | Botox, Buttback and Bratty Cats | Part 21

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

Most comical moment of the vlog is when Ashley says she's been listening to Hall and Oates since she was 17 when she met Tyson. Girl straight up has amnesia. Does she not remember her own damn blog post detailing all the sparks flying when she met Tyler on the 4th of July when she was 13?!?!?! She's 30 years old. As much as people might give you shit about hooking up with a 19 year old when you were 13, you've been married for 12 years and have 4 kids. Just tell the truth and learn how to keep your damn lies straight.

[OldCountry]

Leaving the concert.. ok, let me get this straight...Tyler says now he has listened to Hall & Oats since he was two years old because his mother played their music all the time...Blake says he turned Bison on to them later in time.....TwitNitWit says she found out about Hall & Oaks " When I met you Tyson at 17 years old" actually speaking to Bison with him present...Is it me, are they all crazy? just wondering?

[3momstrong]

I am only half way through but I have to comment now.

At dinner before the concert, Bison is blah blah blah about how he loves Hall & Oats and he turned Blake onto them, but Blake corrects Bison that is was Blake that told Bison about them, gave Bison a record of them to listen to. It was great, whether it's true or not who the hell cares, you go Blakie! I am surprised Bison left that in because we all know he has to be right about everything.

Trash with her fork on the ready for the appetizer that was in front of Tyler, she had to wait for him to video the plate of food first. She now gets to sample the 'salad'. As she was doing this, I was suddenly placed back in time about a year ago. Did anybody else here follow/ watch and wait for April the giraffe to give birth? Watching Trashley taking that food on her fork, tilting her head back with tongue out just reminded me of watching the giraffes eating.
Also, who the hell holds a fork like that and eats like that?!

T-Trash was impressed at the restaurant that they pulled out her chair for her to sit AND put a napkin on her lap. Then questioned Bison.. "Why don't you do that for me at home?" Bison made his 'Scrunched Face' for his KADs. She really thinks of herself as a 'Queen' doesn't she.
I guess Bison is the court jester.

BAHAHAHA!!!!!! He’s busted for being dishonest! The look of disgust on Blake’s face says it all!


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[3momstrong]

OldCountry ... TyA$$ is busted on camera for being dishonest about something as trivial as who discovered Hall & Oates first. The look of disgust on Blake’s face says it all. You can hear Trash in the background of the vlog asking if it’s true. Who really gives a rat’s butt?

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

Leaving the concert.. ok, let me get this straight...Tyler says now he has listened to Hall & Oats since he was two years old because his mother played their music all the time...Blake says he turned Bison on to them later in time.....TwitNitWit says she found out about Hall & Oaks " When I met you Tyson at 17 years old" actually speaking to Bison with him present...Is it me, are they all crazy? just wondering?

Nope, not you. These people definitely have bats in their belfry. Nutty as they come!

[Snarky33]

Bison at dinner “Do you see what I deal with over here?? People just talking like they know what they’re talking about.” Bison, just let me introduce you… pot, kettle = black. Just think of every liefeed or pontificating blogfest you do where you present yourself as the expert on relationships, parenting, cooking, marriage, religion, infertility, decorating, running a business and now even landscaping.

You wouldn’t know the truth if it bounced off your tramp and hit you in the face.

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

............You wouldn’t know the truth if it bounced off your tramp and hit you in the face.

OMFG!!!! I legitimately spit my drink out of my nose when I read that! BAHAHAHAHAHA! You need to figure out a way to condense this a little bit and make it a thread title suggestion! So freaking funny it deserves all the A$$ley exclamation points!!!!!!!!!

[3momstrong]

............You wouldn’t know the truth if it bounced off your tramp and hit you in the face.

OMFG!!!! I legitimately spit my drink out of my nose when I read that! BAHAHAHAHAHA! You need to figure out a way to condense this a little bit and make it a thread title suggestion! So freaking funny it deserves all the A$$ley exclamation points!!!!!!!!!

Agree!!!!! Yes!!!!! Perhaps a new title????

Side question: Does anyone besides me ever feel like we are being punked by the GREED-turds? Seriously ... how can these people be real?

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

So off topic, but anyone heard from dollarstorshampoo lately or seen her posting on another board? I notice she hasn't posted in a while. I feel like an overprotective mom, I always get worried when people don't post for a bit, hahaha

[GA Peach70]

Bison at dinner “Do you see what I deal with over here?? People just talking like they know what they’re talking about.” Bison, just let me introduce you… pot, kettle = black. Just think of every liefeed or pontificating blogfest you do where you present yourself as the expert on relationships, parenting, cooking, marriage, religion, infertility, decorating, running a business and now even landscaping.

You wouldn’t know the truth if it bounced off your tramp and hit you in the face.

There is no way in hell I would take any kind of advice from either one of these fuckwads. He has no idea what he is talking about. Why in the hell would anyone take marriage advice from some loser who at 19 went after a 13 year old little girl? Seriously that’s just wrong on so many levels. Also, why would anyone take advice from someone who can’t even raise his own kids, who needs constant breaks away from their own kids, someone who lets their kids fall further and further behind developmentally without getting them the help they need, who constantly exploits and pimps out their own kids instead of being a man and get a real job to support YOUR own kids, from someone who locks their kids in cages every night and during the day so they get a well deserved break, from someone who does what is easiest and laziest, from someone who doesn’t potty train their kids when clearly the kids are ready, from someone who doesn’t know what healthy eating is, from a so called adult who is so obsessed with themselves & who continually posts inappropriate pictures of not only themselves with their mouth hanging wide open with their tongues out but also of their innocent little girls who should be protected at all costs no matter what not exploited and pimped out by their own parents. These two should be ashamed of themselves. Parents they definitely are not. Yes, he donated his sperm and she used her womb and gave birth but that does not make them dad & mom they are just the birth parents. I really think they used her having endometriosis as an excuse to do IVF. For one, so she didn’t have to have sex with him and for two they knew their chances of having multiples was greater. They had stage dad Steve whispering in their ears of what could happen money wise and that was the end for them. They just saw dollar signs and not what bringing a child or children into this world really means and the responsibility that comes with it. You can tell neither one really, really love and enjoy being around the girls. They are just props to be used and then put away. If they really loved & enjoyed them they wouldn’t constantly pawn the girls off on someone else all the time and try so hard to get away from them. Very sad existence for the girls.

[3momstrong]

Bison at dinner “Do you see what I deal with over here?? People just talking like they know what they’re talking about.” Bison, just let me introduce you… pot, kettle = black. Just think of every liefeed or pontificating blogfest you do where you present yourself as the expert on relationships, parenting, cooking, marriage, religion, infertility, decorating, running a business and now even landscaping.

You wouldn’t know the truth if it bounced off your tramp and hit you in the face.

There is no way in hell I would take any kind of advice from either one of these fuckwads. He has no idea what he is talking about. Why in the hell would anyone take marriage advice from some loser who at 19 went after a 13 year old little girl? Seriously that’s just wrong on so many levels. Also, why would anyone take advice from someone who can’t even raise his own kids, who needs constant breaks away from their own kids, someone who lets their kids fall further and further behind developmentally without getting them the help they need, who constantly exploits and pimps out their own kids instead of being a man and get a real job to support YOUR own kids, from someone who locks their kids in cages every night and during the day so they get a well deserved break, from someone who does what is easiest and laziest, from someone who doesn’t potty train their kids when clearly the kids are ready, from someone who doesn’t know what healthy eating is, from a so called adult who is so obsessed with themselves & who continually posts inappropriate pictures of not only themselves with their mouth hanging wide open with their tongues out but also of their innocent little girls who should be protected at all costs no matter what not exploited and pimped out by their own parents. These two should be ashamed of themselves. Parents they definitely are not. Yes, he donated his sperm and she used her womb and gave birth but that does not make them dad & mom they are just the birth parents. I really think they used her having endometriosis as an excuse to do IVF. For one, so she didn’t have to have sex with him and for two they knew their chances of having multiples was greater. They had stage dad Steve whispering in their ears of what could happen money wise and that was the end for them. They just saw dollar signs and not what bringing a child or children into this world really means and the responsibility that comes with it. You can tell neither one really, really love and enjoy being around the girls. They are just props to be used and then put away. If they really loved & enjoyed them they wouldn’t constantly pawn the girls off on someone else all the time and try so hard to get away from them. Very sad existence for the girls.

GA Peach70 ... you never disappoint. You said everything many of us observe/feel and then some. If only Bison and Trashley would pull their heads out of the sand and focus on their girls. I don’t think it will ever happen. The cycle will continue x 4. I would say that you reap what you sow but it makes me ill to think of the innocent children who fell prey to their parents’ greed.


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[3momstrong]

Bison at dinner “Do you see what I deal with over here?? People just talking like they know what they’re talking about.” Bison, just let me introduce you… pot, kettle = black. Just think of every liefeed or pontificating blogfest you do where you present yourself as the expert on relationships, parenting, cooking, marriage, religion, infertility, decorating, running a business and now even landscaping.

You wouldn’t know the truth if it bounced off your tramp and hit you in the face.

There is no way in hell I would take any kind of advice from either one of these fuckwads. He has no idea what he is talking about. Why in the hell would anyone take marriage advice from some loser who at 19 went after a 13 year old little girl? Seriously that’s just wrong on so many levels. Also, why would anyone take advice from someone who can’t even raise his own kids, who needs constant breaks away from their own kids, someone who lets their kids fall further and further behind developmentally without getting them the help they need, who constantly exploits and pimps out their own kids instead of being a man and get a real job to support YOUR own kids, from someone who locks their kids in cages every night and during the day so they get a well deserved break, from someone who does what is easiest and laziest, from someone who doesn’t potty train their kids when clearly the kids are ready, from someone who doesn’t know what healthy eating is, from a so called adult who is so obsessed with themselves & who continually posts inappropriate pictures of not only themselves with their mouth hanging wide open with their tongues out but also of their innocent little girls who should be protected at all costs no matter what not exploited and pimped out by their own parents. These two should be ashamed of themselves. Parents they definitely are not. Yes, he donated his sperm and she used her womb and gave birth but that does not make them dad & mom they are just the birth parents. I really think they used her having endometriosis as an excuse to do IVF. For one, so she didn’t have to have sex with him and for two they knew their chances of having multiples was greater. They had stage dad Steve whispering in their ears of what could happen money wise and that was the end for them. They just saw dollar signs and not what bringing a child or children into this world really means and the responsibility that comes with it. You can tell neither one really, really love and enjoy being around the girls. They are just props to be used and then put away. If they really loved & enjoyed them they wouldn’t constantly pawn the girls off on someone else all the time and try so hard to get away from them. Very sad existence for the girls.

Props To Be Used And Then Put Away ... bravo, GA Peach70! Potential new title?


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[BellaCat]

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[SnarkyJ]

We all know they read here but man my heart would be so happy if they were receptive to any even remotely small pieces of advice. However, we know they won’t listen given last years temper tantrum from Ass that was recently reposted where she says they’ll only listen to their parent’s advice. Although her temper tantrum came shortly after Tyler asked their cult for advice on stuff. Lol

Anywho, if I could give them advice it would have to be......

1. Learn the damn meaning of the word humble, you two are farm from it. It’s not humbling that your kids like the music you play, it’s not like they get a choice to listen to kids songs. I can’t tell you how many times I would take my daughter to daycare listening to kids music and then get to work realizing I was just singing along to itsy bitsy spider after I dropped her off. Because at 3 the music in my car was kid friendly if my kid was with me.

2. Please help Esme with her sensory issues. She’s clearly bothered by wind. We can all see it, and it’s geartbreaking not funny. I have a child with sensory issues which I’ll admit can get annoying, but I’d do anything in the world to fix them. She’s been in thereapt for them, and her other needs, it’s exhausting but I’m doing all I can to make her life the best we can given the circumstances.

3. Make a freaking safe place for your kids to play in the house. You prioritized the aesthetics of the house over your children oh having a place to play. All we heard was you guys needed to build a “custom” home because no regular houses met the needs of your family. Yet you build this large home without a single thought of your children.

4. Let your girls live a life without cameras constantly in their faces. They’re growing up in a fishbowl where the whole world is getting to know too much about them. Don’t make them “perform” because they’re kids not child actors.


Sorry guys up in the middle of the night and can’t sleep.

SnarkyJ ... great post! I’m new to this Snarktuary and I missed last year’s temper tantrum from Ashley. How can I find it? Can it be reposted here? Thanks!


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Anyone know how I can find the temper tantrum by Ashley from last year that SnarkyJ referenced?


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It was a Facebook live feed called "What the what. To all the perfect parents!" It was posted sometime last year in spring. Maybe March/April. I'm having an issue with Facebook do I can't link it right now.

[Night lady]

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[utahmom]

The restaurant they went to before the Train and Hall & Oates concert is extremely expensive. I hope to enjoy ONE meal there for a very special occasion in my lifetime. It is a shame such a fine dining experience was wasted on this assholes. Give 'em a hotdog and mac & cheese. They wouldn't know the difference. I am so disappointed the restaurant allowed these idiots to be so obnoxious with the cameras.

[pollycracker]

Haven't said much, but these asswipes are in a dreamland like none other. I don't watch other YouTube families, but is this regular shit?

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[AthenaA]

They will never listen to constructive criticism.

All I have ever wanted is for them to get those girls assessed. Fully assessed. Not a dr checkup. OT assessments, speech assessments, developmental pediatrician. And then follow up the recommendations.

You're so right... They don't care what anyone has to say, but it's fun for me to pretend even for a minute that it might make a difference, lol... Sadly you are also right about all the assessments. I can only hope in my heart that someday a teacher will be keen enough to realize it too and strong enough to not back down when Tyson tries to attack her for making the suggestion. I know we've always thought that they'd try to figure out the homeschool thing. But the more I see them copy the Binghams, the more I think they'll probably end up at the same preschool as Hazy next fall (where Brex goes) and then at the charter school eventually, where the older boys are. Maybe, just maybe, someday someone can get through to them. Maybe by then the girls will be old enough and talking enough, that they just won't be able to deny it anymore. One can dream (and pray), right?

I hope so. I really do.

They have said that the girls are going to preschool in the fall. I have seen them mention it a couple of times.

How does preschool work there? Can anyone fill me in? Is it dedicated days? Full days or half days? I know preschool can differ widely from place to place so I am curious. Will they all be together? It would be great if they split up the sets of twins so they could start forming their own identity. But we know controlling Buttback won't allow that. He didn't get his own way at church though so fingers crossed.

[AthenaA]

Leaving the concert.. ok, let me get this straight...Tyler says now he has listened to Hall & Oats since he was two years old because his mother played their music all the time...Blake says he turned Bison on to them later in time.....TwitNitWit says she found out about Hall & Oaks " When I met you Tyson at 17 years old" actually speaking to Bison with him present...Is it me, are they all crazy? just wondering?

That's what happens when people lie and have no integrity. Most people we wouldn't even notice that th stories didn't match but with these idiots we know they are lying most of the time when they open their fat gobs.

I wonder if they are aware that they are even lying. I've known a couple of compulsive liars and I swear after a while they don't even know what is true or false.

[AthenaA]

............You wouldn’t know the truth if it bounced off your tramp and hit you in the face.

OMFG!!!! I legitimately spit my drink out of my nose when I read that! BAHAHAHAHAHA! You need to figure out a way to condense this a little bit and make it a thread title suggestion! So freaking funny it deserves all the A$$ley exclamation points!!!!!!!!!

Yes!!!