TheStyleDiet/LeFloofTV - Part 27

[proudmama]

"The entire time we tried to take these shots she was doing her crazy rocking back & forth dance so almost all of them came out blurry!"

Maybe if you hadn't stuck E in the swing for the first several months of her life, she wouldn't be doing that! Christ on a cracker Anna is an idiot! Of course E's doctor will never be informed of the rocking lest A&J be found out.

[proudmama]

Hey Anna, want some free advice mom to mom? When you're getting ready, do what I do and take your child into the bathroom with you (baby-proof it first!) or you can have J watch her. There is no need or excuse whatsoever to leave your child alone while getting ready.

I still can't believe she does this, EVERY morning. Emilia may not be mobile yet but what are the chances she starts crawling off the bed while Princess Anna is showering, blowdrying her hair, generally pampering herself? It's a terrifying thought.
I just remember the first 18 months of my son's life showering or bathing WITH a baby/toddler. Yeah, because that's what mothers do, Anna. It's not all about you anymore princess!! Try showering with a hungry 8 month old trying to latch on! In the end, it often seems easier to just skip the shower altogether and reach for the dry shampoo

She can shower with the baby in the crib. Just take a quick one and then check on the baby. Why would you need to take a baby into the shower with you?

I take my son in the bathroom with me when showering because he gets too upset if I leave him in his crib (unless he's napping). Our shower is glassed in so it's easier for me to keep an eye on him that way. I just take some toys into the bathroom and he plays while I shower and get ready. Such a thing would never even occur to Anna given how dense she is. I wouldn't be surprised if E has fallen off the bed before while Anna is piling on her 7,000 lbs. of makeup.

[tamithomas]

Maybe if you hadn't stuck E in the swing for the first several months of her life, she wouldn't be doing that! Christ on a cracker Anna is an idiot! Of course E's doctor will never be informed of the rocking lest A&J be found out.

Sadly I doubt they ever will be found out unless by some chance her doctor wonders onto youtube. That poor kid. My sister in law is the opposite where the minute her son has a small fever off to the hospital she goes but at least with my sister in laws extreme the kid at least gets looked after.

[proudmama]

ffs just read it. She completely stopped Breast Feeding!!!! How selfish can you get!

Edit: ok her blog makes no sense. She says last month they completly switched to baby lead weaning, then posts about her milk feed in the morning. wtf it's one or the other?

I think she meant they went from purees (which didn't last long) to the (incorrect way) of baby led weaning. Girl needs to read a book once in a while so she can feed her child properly.

[yourmom]

What. The. Fuck. Anna left for the day and didn't leave any milk for Emilia?? What a selfish little twat. She still needs milk, bread is not a lunch. Hard bread at that, I have sensitive teeth, and that bread would be hard for me to eat. Let alone an 8 month old with 3-4 teeth. I can't.

[yourmom]

Emilia looks especially like Jofus in today's vlog. Poor baby.

[klutzerklois]

That's because Emilia is formula fed now.

[ateo]

That's because Emilia is formula fed now.

Did thy mention that? I think Anna is still breastfeding her.

[HollieDollie]

I call BS on E saying "mama." I've never heard her say it in the vlogs. Anyone here heard her say it?

BTW it's not all that surprising Anna would ignore E's need for attention. It also saddens me as a mom to see Anna behave the way she does in the vlogs.

The most recent vlog, 'who stole the cheese' at around 3.07 you can *just* about hear Emilia in the back of the car saying mamamamma.

[neonlights]

Thank you SO much for the post for "newbies" like me! I've been following this thread for a few days now and thought the post was so helpful, especially since it also mentions things that have happened before Emilia was born. I see both Anna and J with completely different eyes than I did weeks ago.. it's actually hard to watch their vlogs now because it feels like every two seconds they say or do something extremely stupid and ugh, I can't even handle it. I feel sorry for Emilia as she seems to be such a joyful baby and their parents do nothing but hold her back. If they actually spent time with her instead of letting her "play" (a lot of time she seems to just sit and do nothing) in her exersaucer, she would probably be able to crawl now. I feel sorry for Emilia to be stuck with such a bad excuse of parents.

[neonlights]

Sorry I repeated myself in that last post. >.< English isn't my first language and I can't edit it anymore.

[softkick]

Jofus, although extremely hyper than Emila, he is fairly a good parent. Anna has a partner that would almost do anything for her, make me feel she is spoiled by him. This family is not that bad IMO. But in time, will see their flaws and may even cringe themselves. Emila will be beautiful when she grows up. They might need to make sure their feeding her the correct food. Double check with her doctor.

[sand and water]

From her blog:
"Height/Weight: This month we had her developmental check with the public health nurse so I actually have some proper stats to share! She is weighing in at exactly 9kgs which is about 19lbs 14oz and her height or length is 64cm. The nurse said everything looked perfect but she does want to check her height again after her first birthday as she is in a very low percentile for her age...aww! We have a little shrimpy baby, he he She did also say that she's not worried about her as she looks perfectly proportionate and sometimes babies' bones only start to grow a bit more when they start crawling/moving around more. As I've said before, Jonathan is only 5'5" and I'm 5'4" so we are expecting her to be quite petite! "

Ok so the nurse said babies bones start to grow a bit more when they are crawling/moving around more. This leads me to believe that her growth is being affected by being in contraptions all day. Anna is full of shit when it comes to this whole petite thing. Yes J is really short for a guy, but Anna you are far from petite dear. The average height of a woman is about 5'4. This right here is proof that she is in contraptions all day long.

2pm - Plays on playmat.
4pm - Short milk feed followed by a nap.

She plays on her playmat for 2 hours Anna? Bullshit. You guys are usually out of the house shopping, eating out, etc. Minions will say, "They put her in contraptions so they can vlog." However, they show her playing on the floor at nighttime right before her bath, so why wouldn't they show that during the day if she was out of her contraptions? I know there are some LeFloof ass kissers lurking here, so answer that question.

[veritas18]

Which vlog did she throw a fit and smashed avocado?

[NomNomMinionMunch]

Lol @ Anna saying she's petite. She used to say she was 5' 6. Theres a rare pic of them stood together in sorrento where Anna is clearly taller than Johnathan. She's just throwing the word petite around as its become somewhat fashionable and Johnathan kept saying he liked little, feminine petite women in a driving clip pre pregnancy - I remember Anna being highly annoyed and looked offended.

[lemontree]

From her blog:
"Height/Weight: This month we had her developmental check with the public health nurse so I actually have some proper stats to share! She is weighing in at exactly 9kgs which is about 19lbs 14oz and her height or length is 64cm. The nurse said everything looked perfect but she does want to check her height again after her first birthday as she is in a very low percentile for her age...aww! We have a little shrimpy baby, he he She did also say that she's not worried about her as she looks perfectly proportionate and sometimes babies' bones only start to grow a bit more when they start crawling/moving around more. As I've said before, Jonathan is only 5'5" and I'm 5'4" so we are expecting her to be quite petite! "

Anna perfectly knows she doesn't have normal proportions, just look at her stubby legs and arms.. also, the photo that geekinthepink posted yesterday (?) from her being in that toy thing at the mall, look at her legs, I have never seen a baby that age with rolls on her legs. I know some say now how she is a baby and don't judge a baby bla bla, but she is in a LOW percentile for hight but in one of the HIGHEST for her weight. that's alarming to me...

also, Anna go get a dictionary and look up "petite" you clearly don't know what petite means! or ask your oh so french husband

[Gin0915]

Jofus, although extremely hyper than Emila, he is fairly a good parent. Anna has a partner that would almost do anything for her, make me feel she is spoiled by him. This family is not that bad IMO. But in time, will see their flaws and may even cringe themselves. Emila will be beautiful when she grows up. They might need to make sure their feeding her the correct food. Double check with her doctor.

Anna is spoiled by him, but she's also limited, checked and thwarted by him. He doesn't encourage any personal growth or independence in her. I think they are awful, but then I came from a family that pushed education and intellectual pursuits. I'm surprised at Anna because her father was an intellectual and she clearly loved and identified with him. I don't see any reason to claim that E will be beautiful unless one goes by the precept that everyone is beautiful. Her father is rather on the ugly side and she looks much like him. She's also proportioned rather oddly. All of that may change, of course, with time and I do wish her that as well as her grandpa's brains.

[lemontree]

from the beige blog
Eating: Last month we switched entirely to baby-led weaning (which basically just means self-feeding). It was a completely natural progression and we actually just went along with our instincts on this one...Emilia hates being spoon-fed
Translation:
"last month we switched to just plopping raw food in front of her (which basically means i'm lazy). It was completely foreseeable and I actually went along with me being a lazy mom and bad instincts... I hate spoon-feeding Emilia"

[Gin0915]

From her blog:
"Height/Weight: This month we had her developmental check with the public health nurse so I actually have some proper stats to share! She is weighing in at exactly 9kgs which is about 19lbs 14oz and her height or length is 64cm. The nurse said everything looked perfect but she does want to check her height again after her first birthday as she is in a very low percentile for her age...aww! We have a little shrimpy baby, he he She did also say that she's not worried about her as she looks perfectly proportionate and sometimes babies' bones only start to grow a bit more when they start crawling/moving around more. As I've said before, Jonathan is only 5'5" and I'm 5'4" so we are expecting her to be quite petite! "

Ok so the nurse said babies bones start to grow a bit more when they are crawling/moving around more. This leads me to believe that her growth is being affected by being in contraptions all day. Anna is full of shit when it comes to this whole petite thing. Yes J is really short for a guy, but Anna you are far from petite dear. The average height of a woman is about 5'4. This right here is proof that she is in contraptions all day long.

2pm - Plays on playmat.
4pm - Short milk feed followed by a nap.

She plays on her playmat for 2 hours Anna? Bullshit. You guys are usually out of the house shopping, eating out, etc. Minions will say, "They put her in contraptions so they can vlog." However, they show her playing on the floor at nighttime right before her bath, so why wouldn't they show that during the day if she was out of her contraptions? I know there are some LeFloof ass kissers lurking here, so answer that question.

So by minion, logic vlogging is more important than their daughter's development? Only one of them vlogs at a time. Also they could easily use that red carrier they never used to have her close to them when they cannot supervise her on the floor. Please, Beigey for got to include 2:05pm - Amuses herself in the saucer/swing/crib.

The petite thing is hilarious. Anna is of average height indeed, and children often times are taller than their parents. That puts at a easy possibility of being at the very least her father's height. And isn't Jofatty's brother rather taller than him. No way is E going to be petite unless they continue to do stuff to stunt her. Does anyone know how tall E was at birth? Anna only posted her weight on the blog (go figure).

[trolol]

from the beige blog
Eating: Last month we switched entirely to baby-led weaning (which basically just means self-feeding). It was a completely natural progression and we actually just went along with our instincts on this one...Emilia hates being spoon-fed
Translation:
"last month we switched to just plopping raw food in front of her (which basically means i'm lazy). It was completely foreseeable and I actually went along with me being a lazy mom and bad instincts... I hate spoon-feeding Emilia"

LOL spot on!