Gardner Quad Squad | Our Story Unraveling | Part 33

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

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[JD386]

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I imagine once that vlog gets posted tomorrow it’ll propel us wayyyyy past time for a new one. Hahahahaha

[lmmomSD]

They call everything a miracle. It really lessens when something miraculous actually happens in their lives. [img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201811 ... 42a799.jpg[/img]

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JFC. It was croup. It's their fault for letting her sats get so low by waiting instead of calling an ambulance.
Notice how religious they suddenly are?
I'm sure their Heavenly Father is face palming

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[Snarkadoodle Doo]

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I imagine once that vlog gets posted tomorrow it’ll propel us wayyyyy past time for a new one. Hahahahaha

I think you are TOTALLY right. I'm thinking of preemptively starting a new thread before then.

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[Night lady]

Hey Greedtards; check your security cam to find out what happened. That is what you said you were going to do when you were paid to advertise it.

Maybe they were in there playing the "Walk On $i$$ies Esophagus" game that #nannyash #notarealnanny taught them?

Maybe she was sucking on a piece of sugar that TyLiar feeds his little miracles every night and she chocked on it? He fills his miracles bellies with sugar and not real food because he just love$$$ them so much. He is now an 'official' "Disciple of Jesus Christ on IG - doing his God ordained job of selling the miracles and rotting them from the inside out. That's his mission. How do you dare second guess his belief system?

ca$hly: asking pastry if you are "the best mother" is a sign of a guilty conscience. It something a psychotic mother would do - like Sybils mother. Way to gaslight.
The term 'gaslight' was probably not in the one book you ever read. Here is the meaning:
gas·light
/ˈɡaslīt/
verb
manipulate (someone) by psychological means into questioning their own sanity.

I've been thinking its possible Ashley has some form of Munchausen syndrome by proxy. Of course I don't wish ANYONE to have this, but... I can see Ashley in this role in some form or another. Do I think she wishes ill will on any of her kids? No. But she is all about the attention, especially on her... me, me, me...

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[gram3]

Somebody needs to post on the main sites that she's being discharged already you know just to annoy the heck out of the greedners

They have time to post during their big emergency, yet when they are already home they can't give an all points bulletin letting their "worldwide" following in on the secret. Manipulators.

i think it's disgusting how they're playing with people's emotions

They've left KADs hanging before in other situations. I hope this time it backfires on them kind of like the roller coaster ride debacle. All KADs should post en masse, What are you waiting for? Let us know, now. Someone commented on youtube that 'just a few word update would do.' Throw us some crumbs, we your loyal KADs.

[DoodleBop2]

One thing that seems to be common among moms of sick kids now is they make their kids fan pages. So your kid has a feeding tube or epilepsy or something and they update all these strangers about their kids. Some of these parents [who are not YouTubers] start having Merch made for their kid. I understand needing to share information, wanting prayers and support but when does it become where these kinds of things are feeding attention seeking parents. This constant stream of what a good selfless mother you are. Maybe not to the level of I make my kid sick for attention but I like to bask in the attention my child's misfortune affords me.



I've only begun to use FB lately to update friends and family because I can't take the time to call or text 10 relatives every time we're admitted.

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

Therr is a song in the Broadway musical "Book of Mormon" callled...

"You And Me (But Mostly Me)"

Your post reminded me of it haha.

Hey Greedtards; check your security cam to find out what happened. That is what you said you were going to do when you were paid to advertise it.

Maybe they were in there playing the "Walk On $i$$ies Esophagus" game that #nannyash #notarealnanny taught them?

Maybe she was sucking on a piece of sugar that TyLiar feeds his little miracles every night and she chocked on it? He fills his miracles bellies with sugar and not real food because he just love$$$ them so much. He is now an 'official' "Disciple of Jesus Christ on IG - doing his God ordained job of selling the miracles and rotting them from the inside out. That's his mission. How do you dare second guess his belief system?

ca$hly: asking pastry if you are "the best mother" is a sign of a guilty conscience. It something a psychotic mother would do - like Sybils mother. Way to gaslight.
The term 'gaslight' was probably not in the one book you ever read. Here is the meaning:
gas·light
/ˈɡaslīt/
verb
manipulate (someone) by psychological means into questioning their own sanity.

I've been thinking its possible Ashley has some form of Munchausen syndrome by proxy. Of course I don't wish ANYONE to have this, but... I can see Ashley in this role in some form or another. Do I think she wishes ill will on any of her kids? No. But she is all about the attention, especially on her... me, me, me...

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[lisajohnson120]

They call everything a miracle. It really lessens when something miraculous actually happens in their lives. [img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201811 ... 42a799.jpg[/img]

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Looks like she got a stethoscope for being in the hospital... And notice she has 4!!! Why would the other 3 need one? SHE was the one sick! SHE was the one that had to be in the hospital all night! When my kids went to the hospital for any reason the others didn’t get a stuffed bear or whatever they decided to give them! Again it’s never one it’s alway 4!


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[gram3]

Hey Greedtards; check your security cam to find out what happened. That is what you said you were going to do when you were paid to advertise it.

Maybe they were in there playing the "Walk On $i$$ies Esophagus" game that #nannyash #notarealnanny taught them?

Maybe she was sucking on a piece of sugar that TyLiar feeds his little miracles every night and she chocked on it? He fills his miracles bellies with sugar and not real food because he just love$$$ them so much. He is now an 'official' "Disciple of Jesus Christ on IG - doing his God ordained job of selling the miracles and rotting them from the inside out. That's his mission. How do you dare second guess his belief system?

ca$hly: asking pastry if you are "the best mother" is a sign of a guilty conscience. It something a psychotic mother would do - like Sybils mother. Way to gaslight.
The term 'gaslight' was probably not in the one book you ever read. Here is the meaning:
gas·light
/ˈɡaslīt/
verb
manipulate (someone) by psychological means into questioning their own sanity.

I've been thinking its possible Ashley has some form of Munchausen syndrome by proxy. Of course I don't wish ANYONE to have this, but... I can see Ashley in this role in some form or another. Do I think she wishes ill will on any of her kids? No. But she is all about the attention, especially on her... me, me, me...

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The Munchausen thought crossed my mind too. I wonder if there are degrees of it, like maybe not the full blown causing an illness and seeking medical attention, but not respnding properly to an illness or being secretly happy your kid is sick because it will mean attention for you. Her photo-ops are strange. They shouldn't happen at all in the first place, but when they do, why wouldn't it just be a shot of the kid by themselves - not her big mug too.

[DoodleBop2]

At least she will be less likely to be scratched in the face while trying to fight off her sisters if they each have one.

Edit: An allergic reaction was unlikely. Normally they keep kids for at least 24 hours if not 48 hours because their reactions rebound so they're fine for a while and then it peaks again. At least in my experience of any serious enough to be hospitalized allergic reaction.

[Foster_Bunnies]

Normal parents: She sounds terrible, we should have her checked out. Do you want to take her or should I? I'll take her. K, call me when you get there. Flurry of texts with updates. It's croup, they might keep her overnight for observation. Oh shit, poor lamb, are you okay to stay with her or should I call my mom to come over? Nah, I'll stay. No point waking your mom up. K, you need anything? Nope, I'm good. Go to sleep babe, if anything changes I'll call you. K, tell her I love her!!

Shitheads: She sounds terrible, grab the camera. She needs to be checked out. Oh look, she's turning blue. She is? No, I think that's just leftover Halloween makeup or something...? Should we call an ambulance? No, because then only one of us can go and we both need to be there, me to cuddle her and ask her stupid questions, and you to document it. You call someone to come over and I'll take her outside. Okay, your mom is coming. She'll be here in half an hour and I packed a bag, I'm hoping we need to stay overnight. Me too, fingers crossed babe! Oh shoot, I forgot the charger for the camera, is there anything else we need? I've got snacks, minkies, sodas. Ummm, maybe grab me a couple swaddles in case I see any preemie parents looking to buy? Ohhh good idea, you're such a smart mama. Is she still blue? I don't know, hard to tell in this light but I think so? Well, your mom should be here any minute and then we can leave. I'm definitely going to need a 52 ouncer to get through this night. Do you want to get changed before we go? No, I was going to but then I realized these pj's match my coach bag, plus they kind of make me look like I left the house in a hurry too. Heh heh heh, you're such a smart mama. Awe Pot Pie, your mama is so smart, you're such a lucky girl to have such a smart mama.

[Night lady]

Normal parents: She sounds terrible, we should have her checked out. Do you want to take her or should I? I'll take her. K, call me when you get there. Flurry of texts with updates. It's croup, they might keep her overnight for observation. Oh shit, poor lamb, are you okay to stay with her or should I call my mom to come over? Nah, I'll stay. No point waking your mom up. K, you need anything? Nope, I'm good. Go to sleep babe, if anything changes I'll call you. K, tell her I love her!!

Shitheads: She sounds terrible, grab the camera. She needs to be checked out. Oh look, she's turning blue. She is? No, I think that's just leftover Halloween makeup or something...? Should we call an ambulance? No, because then only one of us can go and we both need to be there, me to cuddle her and ask her stupid questions, and you to document it. You call someone to come over and I'll take her outside. Okay, your mom is coming. She'll be here in half an hour and I packed a bag, I'm hoping we need to stay overnight. Me too, fingers crossed babe! Oh shoot, I forgot the charger for the camera, is there anything else we need? I've got snacks, minkies, sodas. Ummm, maybe grab me a couple swaddles in case I see any preemie parents looking to buy? Ohhh good idea, you're such a smart mama. Is she still blue? I don't know, hard to tell in this light but I think so? Well, your mom should be here any minute and then we can leave. I'm definitely going to need a 52 ouncer to get through this night. Do you want to get changed before we go? No, I was going to but then I realized these pj's match my coach bag, plus they kind of make me look like I left the house in a hurry too. Heh heh heh, you're such a smart mama. Awe Pot Pie, your mama is so smart, you're such a lucky girl to have such a smart mama.

Pretty accurate. The only edit I'd make is if my child really was turning blue:
Call 911 right now!! Or I'd call 911 immediately then I'd yell for my husband if he wasn't right next to me.

These 2 really are attention whores. I'm even questioning if indie turned blue at all. Not because of indie, but because of her parents who love the attention. They've lied so much it's hard to believe anything they say now.

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[gram3]

At least she will be less likely to be scratched in the face while trying to fight off her sisters if they each have one.

Edit: An allergic reaction was unlikely. Normally they keep kids for at least 24 hours if not 48 hours because their reactions rebound so they're fine for a while and then it peaks again. At least in my experience of any serious enough to be hospitalized allergic reaction.

Trash and Garbage trying to make life easier for themselves. If they all have a stethoscope, like any of their other toys, the cats are less likely to beat the hell out of each other and T & G can turn on their fan and not deal with a fight.

[gram3]

Normal parents: She sounds terrible, we should have her checked out. Do you want to take her or should I? I'll take her. K, call me when you get there. Flurry of texts with updates. It's croup, they might keep her overnight for observation. Oh shit, poor lamb, are you okay to stay with her or should I call my mom to come over? Nah, I'll stay. No point waking your mom up. K, you need anything? Nope, I'm good. Go to sleep babe, if anything changes I'll call you. K, tell her I love her!!

Shitheads: She sounds terrible, grab the camera. She needs to be checked out. Oh look, she's turning blue. She is? No, I think that's just leftover Halloween makeup or something...? Should we call an ambulance? No, because then only one of us can go and we both need to be there, me to cuddle her and ask her stupid questions, and you to document it. You call someone to come over and I'll take her outside. Okay, your mom is coming. She'll be here in half an hour and I packed a bag, I'm hoping we need to stay overnight. Me too, fingers crossed babe! Oh shoot, I forgot the charger for the camera, is there anything else we need? I've got snacks, minkies, sodas. Ummm, maybe grab me a couple swaddles in case I see any preemie parents looking to buy? Ohhh good idea, you're such a smart mama. Is she still blue? I don't know, hard to tell in this light but I think so? Well, your mom should be here any minute and then we can leave. I'm definitely going to need a 52 ouncer to get through this night. Do you want to get changed before we go? No, I was going to but then I realized these pj's match my coach bag, plus they kind of make me look like I left the house in a hurry too. Heh heh heh, you're such a smart mama. Awe Pot Pie, your mama is so smart, you're such a lucky girl to have such a smart mama.

Are you their scriptwriter in real life? Right on!

[Enough]

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Mama instinct? There is such a thing but I just don’t see Dumbash having it.


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[Snarkadoodle Doo]

Thats why she's still here right now?!?! Ok I'm sorry but she wasnt dying. And if she WAS close to death like they now want people to believe, she'd still be in the hospital, not discharged less than 12 hours later.

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Mama instinct? There is such a thing but I just don’t see Dumbash having it.


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[Wgchick22]

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I imagine once that vlog gets posted tomorrow it’ll propel us wayyyyy past time for a new one. Hahahahaha

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Yeah, you should probably just go ahead and do it. I wish no ill harm to the child, but the fact that the parents chose to post instead of focusing on their kid, it’s just all a game.


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[JD386]

Who will be first to bring over get well gifts and prepared meals? Snoopy or Bighead?


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[DoodleBop2]

Imagine being trapped in a room with people who will scratch out your eyes and nobody will come save you. It really is like prison matching clothes and the guards aren't coming to help you. Cage fights.