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E+J: The Cycle of Life - Part 23

E+J: The Cycle of Life - Part 23

Postby Kryptonite » Thu Mar 30, 2017 11:39 am

Ellie and Jared have announced that they are trying for baby #3.

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Re: E+J: The Cycle of Life - Part 23

Postby Ophelia11 » Thu Mar 30, 2017 11:45 am

The minions seem to think Ellie and Jared can just pop to the store and return with the perfect kid. Actually, maybe that would be for the best, their genes shouldn't be able to combine. Hence the dreaded teeth.

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Re: E+J: The Cycle of Life - Part 23

Postby tratra58 » Thu Mar 30, 2017 11:52 am

I love the new title. Oh goodness, it really is going to be a daily update lol.
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Re: E+J: The Cycle of Life - Part 23

Postby Boredomatitsfinest » Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:57 pm

In honor of the new thread title (thank you for choosing mine!), please direct your attention to the first 30 seconds of this video. Seriously, just watch the first 30 seconds and thank me later. You won't regret it. Lmfao.

https://youtu.be/D9DtDgoracA
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Re: E+J: The Cycle of Life - Part 23

Postby nutbagmcgee » Thu Mar 30, 2017 4:40 pm

Boredomatitsfinest wrote:In honor of the new thread title (thank you for choosing mine!), please direct your attention to the first 30 seconds of this video. Seriously, just watch the first 30 seconds and thank me later. You won't regret it. Lmfao.

https://youtu.be/D9DtDgoracA


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Re: E+J: The Cycle of Life - Part 23

Postby HelloSweetie » Thu Mar 30, 2017 4:45 pm

I think it's clear Jared chose Ellie for her looks and not her brains. She may look like Jen, but I think the similarities end there.

Looks fade, but stupid is forever. I wonder if Jared ever regrets not finding someone kinder? I get the impression his family sometimes wishes he had.
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Re: E+J: The Cycle of Life - Part 23

Postby Stuuu3 » Thu Mar 30, 2017 4:46 pm

I mean seriously though, using the word cycle isn't just weird, it's wrong. What she wants is a period to initiate a new cycle. I know Ellie isn't exactly about technicalities, but of you're going to go into so much detail you might as well use the right word. You would think that someone who talks about her own poop so much wouldn't have a problem with such things. Oh well the 12 year olds won't understand anyway and will comment "guys please make a girl!1!1!"
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Re: E+J: The Cycle of Life - Part 23

Postby Stuuu3 » Thu Mar 30, 2017 4:56 pm

OT but it irks me how everything she does she says "we". Like in that video someone else linked "we're having our ultrasound" and in today's video "we got our iud". Don't get me wrong, I'm all for including your parner when talking about your babies because although the body is yours, there would be no baby without them. I don't know though, it sounds kind of stupid. I give a pass to "we are pregnant" for the reason I just explained, but all the other stuff sounds so ridiculous it always makes me giggle a bit. No, Jared didn't get his iud removed and he's not getting an ultrasound. She loves making everything about her and then used "we" for stuff like that. So weird
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Re: E+J: The Cycle of Life - Part 23

Postby Ophelia11 » Thu Mar 30, 2017 5:41 pm

"Like...a bicycle....?"

"Noooo. A cycle!"

What the actual fuck?


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Re: E+J: The Cycle of Life - Part 23

Postby Ophelia11 » Thu Mar 30, 2017 5:44 pm

HelloSweetie wrote:I think it's clear Jared chose Ellie for her looks and not her brains. She may look like Jen, but I think the similarities end there.

Looks fade, but stupid is forever. I wonder if Jared ever regrets not finding someone kinder? I get the impression his family sometimes wishes he had.


Well his parents always seem awkward and withdrawn, more so when Ellie is around. I've seen them rolling their eyes at her plenty of times in the vlogs.


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Re: E+J: The Cycle of Life - Part 23

Postby lmmomSD » Thu Mar 30, 2017 6:18 pm

Is she going to explode if she says "period"?
And yes, the "cycle" is the whole thing: the menstrual cycle. Build up of the endometrium, ovulation, and shedding in a period. That's the cycle. Her doctor wanted her to call when she got her PERIOD.
Eve was weak! And the curse was a curse of bloooood!
If Ellie had remained sinless, the curse would never have befallen her!
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Re: E+J: The Cycle of Life - Part 23

Postby Boredomatitsfinest » Thu Mar 30, 2017 6:52 pm

Stuuu3 wrote:OT but it irks me how everything she does she says "we". Like in that video someone else linked "we're having our ultrasound" and in today's video "we got our iud". Don't get me wrong, I'm all for including your parner when talking about your babies because although the body is yours, there would be no baby without them. I don't know though, it sounds kind of stupid. I give a pass to "we are pregnant" for the reason I just explained, but all the other stuff sounds so ridiculous it always makes me giggle a bit. No, Jared didn't get his iud removed and he's not getting an ultrasound. She loves making everything about her and then used "we" for stuff like that. So weird


She also says, "we ovulated" in another, older video.

Thank god she has her looks or else people might mistake her for an actual door knob.
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Re: E+J: The Cycle of Life - Part 23

Postby Sarai » Thu Mar 30, 2017 7:02 pm

We ovulated? Lmao. She really is an airhead.
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Re: E+J: The Cycle of Life - Part 23

Postby MandyJ » Thu Mar 30, 2017 7:11 pm

Ellie: won't say the word "period" in Vlogs
Also Ellie: shows IUD after it was taken out of her uterus

Literally rolled my eyes when I saw the title of today's vlog


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Re: E+J: The Cycle of Life - Part 23

Postby natalka81 » Thu Mar 30, 2017 8:25 pm

The title of this thread is as brilliant as the content of the most recent vlogs has been ridiculous.
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Re: E+J: The Cycle of Life - Part 23

Postby actuallydear » Thu Mar 30, 2017 8:31 pm

Seeing as everything is a joint effort, will Ellie also say "we got a prostate exam" when the time comes? Or?

How does she not get that cycle = from CD1 until the time her next PERIOD starts?

Ellie, you went through TTC for 3 years, which included fertility treatment, so you spoke with numerous doctors and nurses who used the correct terminology?

What the actual fuck?
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Re: E+J: The Cycle of Life - Part 23

Postby HelloSweetie » Thu Mar 30, 2017 9:10 pm

actuallydear wrote:Seeing as everything is a joint effort, will Ellie also say "we got a prostate exam" when the time comes? Or?

How does she not get that cycle = from CD1 until the time her next PERIOD starts?

Ellie, you went through TTC for 3 years, which included fertility treatment, so you spoke with numerous doctors and nurses who used the correct terminology?

What the actual fuck?


I think she only saw the doctors and nurses for a few months before Jackson.

I'm seriously questioning just how hard they TTC during those 3 years. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of their problem was bad timing due to a lack of knowledge.
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Re: E+J: The Cycle of Life - Part 23

Postby MommaLindsey2 » Thu Mar 30, 2017 9:16 pm

Did you catch jareds comment about how they weren't doing it a lot before, but they are doing it a lot now to make up for not doing it a lot before. Are we going to get these sex jokes until Ellie gets pregnant? It disgusts me to think of the two of them together like that.


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Re: E+J: The Cycle of Life - Part 23

Postby Boredomatitsfinest » Thu Mar 30, 2017 9:25 pm

MommaLindsey2 wrote:Did you catch jareds comment about how they weren't doing it a lot before, but they are doing it a lot now to make up for not doing it a lot before. Are we going to get these sex jokes until Ellie gets pregnant? It disgusts me to think of the two of them together like that.


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Lawd. Ew. I'd rather see Ellie's hot n' juicy IUD (lmao ew) than hear them, particularly Jared, give details on just how /hard/ they are TTC. (Pun intended)

Was this in a recent vlog? Did it happen around the same time that he made an innuendo out of Ellie saying, "Let's get to it" or something along those lines?
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Re: E+J: The Cycle of Life - Part 23

Postby HelloSweetie » Thu Mar 30, 2017 9:33 pm

I find any sex talk really inappropriate given that they've gone out of their way to attract a child audience (Where's Waldo).
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Re: E+J: The Cycle of Life - Part 23

Postby Cgl33 » Thu Mar 30, 2017 9:38 pm

HelloSweetie wrote:I think it's clear Jared chose Ellie for her looks and not her brains. She may look like Jen, but I think the similarities end there.

Looks fade, but stupid is forever. I wonder if Jared ever regrets not finding someone kinder? I get the impression his family sometimes wishes he had.


I think you found the name of their future book.

Looks Fade, but Stupid is Forever: The Ellie and Jared Story
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Re: E+J: The Cycle of Life - Part 23

Postby Scar2016 » Thu Mar 30, 2017 10:07 pm

Ophelia11 wrote:"Like...a bicycle....?"

"Noooo. A cycle!"

What the actual fuck?

Not just me who thinks Ellie must be exhausted with all that cycling, eh Jared. :shock: :rofl:
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Re: E+J: The Cycle of Life - Part 23

Postby amyfalafal » Thu Mar 30, 2017 10:22 pm

Boredomatitsfinest wrote:In honor of the new thread title (thank you for choosing mine!), please direct your attention to the first 30 seconds of this video. Seriously, just watch the first 30 seconds and thank me later. You won't regret it. Lmfao.

https://youtu.be/D9DtDgoracA

YOU GUYS. SHE SAYS "PERIOD" in 8:53 into the video (link above in quote)
:D :-o
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Re: E+J: The Cycle of Life - Part 23

Postby amyfalafal » Thu Mar 30, 2017 10:37 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU0NJCtKY3Y
"Our Infertility Journey"
Ellie talks about having sex, and about semen. scandalous! :-o at 2:00
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Re: E+J: The Cycle of Life - Part 23

Postby imherenow » Thu Mar 30, 2017 11:16 pm

HelloSweetie wrote:
actuallydear wrote:Seeing as everything is a joint effort, will Ellie also say "we got a prostate exam" when the time comes? Or?

How does she not get that cycle = from CD1 until the time her next PERIOD starts?

Ellie, you went through TTC for 3 years, which included fertility treatment, so you spoke with numerous doctors and nurses who used the correct terminology?

What the actual fuck?


I think she only saw the doctors and nurses for a few months before Jackson.

I'm seriously questioning just how hard they TTC during those 3 years. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of their problem was bad timing due to a lack of knowledge.


I've thought this about her for awhile... I feel like she really doesn't know much about fertility and probably didn't take the time to educate herself. I get that her periods have always been off and on but really I'm not sure how infertile she actually is, and more so had bad timing when they tried for Jackson.


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