THREAD TITLE: KKSaggyTitsAndHiddenWhips | Part 59
THREAD CREDIT: kirsti13
Previously on KKandPajamaJ
Wow, what an exciting week it’s been, huh? We’ve had stolen workouts, an epic rant, Audi hints and the nickname that literally NO ONE believes! Oh, we also had another vacation with the awkward pajama King to try and score some views! Let’s recap!
Did anyone really believe that Keren actually gave a fck about fitness or her imaginary app? I think the majority of us thought Daniel was taking it seriously but the stolen workout shows how wrong we had it. Anyone with basic workout experience should be able to throw together an Ab circuit fairly quick so why is Daniel, who’s supposedly a “certified personal trainer” okay with stealing workouts online? I get why Keren would, she doesn’t even have two working brain cells but why would Daniel be okay with that? They both seem like lazy scam artists looking to make a quick buck. Watch out minions.
Whatever you do, don’t ever call Keren out on her lies or accuse her of “stealing” bc she would like, NEVER STEAL! <eye roll> According to her, she came up with that circuit all by herself and Daniel filmed her “aesthetically pleasing” video. (You know, the video that was only made to show off her body!) The whole thing was a joke. Yes, Keren, you did come up with that workout all by yourself....ON GOOGLE! Just admit and move on!
Her rant was epic and everything we hoped it would be. Filled with anger and trying to prove to people (and herself) that she like “really doesn’t care!” You do Keren, you actually care A LOT or you wouldn’t have your comments limited and fly off the handle like you do. Here are some of the best lines from her rant:
“I came up with this circuit particularly on my own & Daniel filmed me. I went to Google images & searched for stick figure ppl to explain how to do things so you guys can see it!”
“If you’re just following this page to be a bitch, you can leave now, like, you’re not going to derail anything, like, you being such a sad person to try and fuck with this page is just hurting yourself, like, you’re wasting sooooo much of your life & time trying to do that, like, it’s just really sad. So if you have a problem, just leave! I don’t need you to follow. Don’t want you to follow! And if you spent that time doing the circuit instead of trying to uhhhh mess up stuff, maybe you’d be a happier human being!”
“Also, maybe not hide behind a fake Instagram next time. Get some balls if you’re going to try & call someone out!”
Way to go Keren! Let’s just insult the people you plan on making money off of. No wonder you deleted it so quick! Hey, how about this, DON’T STEAL OTHER PEOPLE’S CONTENT! It’s not rocket science! People are criticizing you bc you’re a shitty person and this is what you do! What you’ve always done! Grow up and learn to be a better human being!
While you’re working on that, you should learn how to be a better mom. I mean, you’re only on kid #3. How many days do your kids need to sit in dirty pj’s before you think about bathing them? Jacksen went, what, 3 days? That’s embarrassing! Your kids are a reflection of YOU! Also, how about teaching your kids not to whip it out to piss wherever they want! I know accidents happen but your baby shouldn’t have to try so hard to get his thirsty mom’s attention as she’s bouncing around on the trampoline for the camera.
Speaking of attention, Keren is dying to show off her new *leased* Audi! So much for having everything paid off, right guys? They make way more money than they should but no one believes they have $170,000 just laying around so K can pretend she’s Corinna. That’s why she got it, right? I mean, what mother of three needs a 2-door sports-car....one that’s going through a mid-life crisis, that’s who! Also, NO ONE believes that Khoa’s nickname is LongCock. Nice try but he will forever be KhoaNoBalls!
Ok, I’m sorry this recap was so long! I’m sure I missed some stuff but it’s hard to keep up! Will the Audi finally make its appearance? Is “surprise” baby #4 around the corner? Do they end up making it down the aisle in 9 weeks? Find out now!
Previous thread:
I don’t know much about the Tarte event but if she was going to LA to hang with the Vlog Squad or someone with more clout than Kyra and her baby, she’d be gone! 
