THREAD CREDIT: SassyFlowerB
Previously on KKandWeOnlyCareAboutJ
Where should we begin?
Seriously, their life is SO BORING! 
I’ve said it before, but, I still don’t understand how people can upload every single day and not have anything substantial happen. Then, the stuff we are interested in, they act like it doesn’t exist and that YOU’RE “creepy” for even asking about it. Weird. Is it a Porsche? Is it an Audi? Is it leased? Did they pay cash? Does anyone even care? NO! The only reason people are even somewhat interested is bc they’re hiding something. Actually, “they’re” not hiding the car, KHOA is. Keren doesn’t give a flying fck if people think they’ve changed. She wants everyone to know that little Miss white trash can now afford Louie bags and Gucci slides. I mean, how many times does she have to remind us to “swipe up!” Ok, Keren, we get it! You paid wayyy too much for a pair of flip flops. That doesn’t make you cool! (Esp if you have to brag!) Btw, I bought the same kind at Target for $20. They may not be cool bc they don’t say Gucci but I saved $250...so there’s that.
Ok, so it’s been established that they more than likely have an Audi. A $200,000 car that the kids can’t even ride in. Hmm, what else is great for kids??? JET SKIS!
Yes, they really did go out and buy two brand new jet skis. You see, Kyra went out and bought a whole bunch of toys a few weeks ago so of course Keren had to as well. No one can EVER have ANYTHING better than her! Taylor got a new car...Kern runs out and buys a more expensive one. It always has to be about HER! Now we know exactly where DJacksen gets it from. Oh, did you know that Keren STILL isn’t verified on Instagram? LOL! She’s changed her bio, keeps an “aesthetically pleasing” page, she has her “business” linked but they STILL won’t give her that validation she so desperately wants. And...they actually almost took it all away!
It’s still a mystery bc she refuses to address it but Kickass was taken down for a bit. The ppl who reported her page as spam, received messages indicating that IG took action and removed the page. Even her “partner” Daniel ran for the hills and deleted anything related to Kickass. But...somehow everything reappeared. It’s looks like the “stick figure illustrations” she “borrowed” from Google images actually belonged to someone and they weren’t too happy that a little social climber was stealing their work. K A R M A!
It’s okay tho, Keren is coming out with her own clothing line and her podcast should be up any day now. She’s got plans. None of them involve being a better mom but...she ain’t got time for that! Oh, rumor has it the first guest on her Podcast is the king himself! Yep, DJacksen is supposed to come on to perform all of his greatest tricks. I’m so excited! Are you excited! #countdown
Alright, everyone else is all doing great. Landon got a new bedspread and he got to ride a pony! I think Sutton is still around, tho we don’t really see much of him. Their wedding is literally TWO months away and we’ve talked more about it here than they have since it was announced. No wonder Nonni had to retire, she has a wedding to plan!
Do they end up making it down the aisle? Will they finally address the Audi? Does Keren ever get verified on Instagram? Find out now!
I know it must be a lot of work. I did see that you asked if someone would do the recap and I would have offered to help if my English was better.
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