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Previously on “Cunts In psychosis:”
WOW, that last thread was a mess, wasn’t it?! I’m honestly surprised people are still here! Shouldn’t we all be too busy crying our eyes out bc our lives aren’t as perfect as the “bEaUtIfUL” Trashelle! Plus, our husbands OBVIOUSLY don’t love us because they‘ve never taken “LAZY years!!” I mean, here I thought I was married to some great guy bc he works his ass off to provide for our family. Nope, according to that troll Justine, you work 4 years, then get 1 year off to be lazy! He just loves his family SO MUCH, he never wants to leave them.
Wait, what’s that? He spends all day napping, eating snacks, and playing video games? But at least he’s there! #FatherTrollOfTheYearSo, they ended up buying that house. Yes, THAT house. You know, the one that was totally out of the budget, half done, and didn’t tick off any of their supposed wants. Yep, that’s the one! It’s a good thing Emma’s “favorite” movie is The Lion King bc she’s got her very own Serengeti in her backyard. Mud pies for dayssssss!
The house just doesn’t make sense! They’re either renting, renting-to-own, or they got a killer deal. Why else would you sacrifice all these supposed “must haves” unless you didn’t have a choice. That house was picked for them, we just haven’t figured out why yet. So stay tuned!
If you were in the process of making a HUGE life change, like “buying” your first house, you’d probably want to relax and enjoy this time as stress-free as possible, right? Not Roachelle! Nope, she’s decided that this would be the *perfect* time to transfer over a couple embryos!!
Let me remind you that this is the same woman who was “scared to sneeze” during her previous transfers! I can’t! I mean, time is running out on those “2 under 2” vlogs she‘s so desperate to have, but still. Talk about impatient!! The vlogs have been shit! You would think with all this incredible content at their fingertips, they’d keep things fresh and interesting! Nope! Same old shit, just a different day! They’re just not made for vlogging. A lot of people aren’t, but they went out and bought a $650,000 house assuming that they’re just going to hit it big any day now. If only they had an aesthetically pleasing house. Or another baby! It’s bound to happen, right? Sorry guys, but renting a “prettier” house, or having a “prettier” baby, isn’t going to change your boring af personalities and less than average editing. (Drone shot!
)Ok, what else has happened?
Besides our troll encounter, not much! Oh, they’ve been hyping up a twin pregnancy. (Like they would be able to handle 3 under 2!) Rash obviously thinks her followers are dumb bc she’s ALWAYS transferred 2 embryos! It’s to increase the likelihood of one sticking, but I’m sure she’ll use some gross clickbait about “losing one of the twins,” or something similar. Anything to bring in those views, right? 
Will there be a pregnancy announcement soon? Twins? Do we ever find out the true reason they bought that house? Does Justin ever get off his lazy butt to fix their backyard, or does he continue his push for the world record of daily nap taking? Find out now!
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