Gardner Quad Squad A Miracle Freeloading (Part 13)

[Night lady]

Someone asked about whether Perv would be their new nursery leader. They will only be in nursery for 2 or 3 more times, because the January after you turn three, you go in actual primary and are called a "Sunbeam." Two of my sons have December bdays, so they were just barely 3 when they started Primary, and my daughter has a January bday, so she was almost 4 when she started. Anyway, they don't have time to put the big P in as a nursery leader, but you can bet for the last couple weeks he will absolutely be in there (wanted or not,) watching his sweeties every move-letting them bully other little kids, and mentally wanting to clothesline the other children. (Especially the little boys, because he is so mad that he'll never have one.)
His behavior, by the way, I'm sure, is why his old ward will be glad to get rid of them, among other reasons.

But the bigger question is why do they even bother to go to church?
When you spend the entire week trying to decide exactly how you're going to look-complete with hooker heels and dressing your daughters in $200 outfits apiece (just so that you can make other people feel bad.) Then you make sure you show thousands of strangers your hooker pose on the church steps, you're probably not really at church for the right reasons.

They go to church all for "show". That's the only reason I can think of.

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[Stellaboo]

Holy moly I forgot how ugly the Feral Four were as babies!

[Ducklings4]

They call her heavy Evie


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The PARENTS?!


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Yep parents call her that!!! Nice eh?



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When my SIL was a baby the neighbors started calling her hippo, MIL stopped that immediately. Now at almost 70 years of age she is a small, stylish grandma. I could never imagine using a negative to describe my children’s physical appearance. Especially not publicly!


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[Ducklings4]

I am subbing in a two year old classroom at a daycare. These kids are the same grade the quads would be if they were in school. Some are potty trained. All of them slept on cots. All of them listen to their teachers. All of them sit at the table to eat their snacks and lunch. I could not imagine having the quads in this room. It is not their fault, they need to be taught


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[Sneaky_snarky]

Someone asked about whether Perv would be their new nursery leader. They will only be in nursery for 2 or 3 more times, because the January after you turn three, you go in actual primary and are called a "Sunbeam." Two of my sons have December bdays, so they were just barely 3 when they started Primary, and my daughter has a January bday, so she was almost 4 when she started. Anyway, they don't have time to put the big P in as a nursery leader, but you can bet for the last couple weeks he will absolutely be in there (wanted or not,) watching his sweeties every move-letting them bully other little kids, and mentally wanting to clothesline the other children. (Especially the little boys, because he is so mad that he'll never have one.)
His behavior, by the way, I'm sure, is why his old ward will be glad to get rid of them, among other reasons.

But the bigger question is why do they even bother to go to church?
When you spend the entire week trying to decide exactly how you're going to look-complete with hooker heels and dressing your daughters in $200 outfits apiece (just so that you can make other people feel bad.) Then you make sure you show thousands of strangers your hooker pose on the church steps, you're probably not really at church for the right reasons.

Funny thing!!!! It’s a hooker pose on their front porch. That’s their door. I thought it was the church too. Lmao.


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[utahmom]

I don't know what it is about Mormons in Utah, but the women wear stiletto hooker shoes to church. Even in a blinding snow storm. And then during service, they sit there giving each other back rubs with accompanying orgasm sounds. I kid you not. And it's not just one ward! It's EVERY.DAMN.TIME.

[CanYouParenting]

I think that porch pic says a massive amount - and not in a good way - and NOT about the parents (it says a lot about them too but I don’t want to waste my energy on them)

Indie looks disgusted, and a bit stroppy, and rather vacant.

Poor Esme has her growing belly hanging out from under her top, she looks like a child who’s been told to smile but doesn’t know why she should feel happy.

Scarlett looks miserable and off in a world of her own.

Heavy is the only one who looks happy - she has a toy, an outfit which fits (at least better fitting than the ones her sisters are wearing) and she is elevated higher than her siblings by standing on the step. Probably just ironic rather than planned - but it screams the family dynamic at me........


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[SnarkyJ]

Someone asked about whether Perv would be their new nursery leader. They will only be in nursery for 2 or 3 more times, because the January after you turn three, you go in actual primary and are called a "Sunbeam." Two of my sons have December bdays, so they were just barely 3 when they started Primary, and my daughter has a January bday, so she was almost 4 when she started. Anyway, they don't have time to put the big P in as a nursery leader, but you can bet for the last couple weeks he will absolutely be in there (wanted or not,) watching his sweeties every move-letting them bully other little kids, and mentally wanting to clothesline the other children. (Especially the little boys, because he is so mad that he'll never have one.)
His behavior, by the way, I'm sure, is why his old ward will be glad to get rid of them, among other reasons.

But the bigger question is why do they even bother to go to church?
When you spend the entire week trying to decide exactly how you're going to look-complete with hooker heels and dressing your daughters in $200 outfits apiece (just so that you can make other people feel bad.) Then you make sure you show thousands of strangers your hooker pose on the church steps, you're probably not really at church for the right reasons.

I'm pretty sure the girls outfits are from Gymboree. If so, that used to be a pricey store but they have so many sales/deals I doubt their outfits are $200 each.

[BellaCat]

99% of the time 2 or 3 of the girls look so frumpy. When will she realize how stupid they look in clothes that are swimming on them?!?!


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[Sandocan]

Did you guyeeesss know that the Greedners started a new channel on you tube? It’s called Beans and Gardners Family Edition. Everything for a buck!

[BumblebeeBubbles]

I couldn’t resist snarking about their last post. We had a nice long weekend for our move. What the hell? A weekend? How are weekends any different than weekdays for these people? Outside of maybe Sunday, aren’t the other 6 days the same tune?


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[KerrieL]

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[Night lady]

Did you guyeeesss know that the Greedners started a new channel on you tube? It’s called Beans and Gardners Family Edition. Everything for a buck!

I think that's a fan of theirs and Life with Beans that started that channel. Probably a young girl.

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[Krisi37]

Well if you wanted proof that the whole makeup shit show was staged, just look at the side of Barley’s face when the babysitter is cleaning it, you can clearly see that the letter “K” is written on her cheek in makeup!!


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[Krisi37]

Well if you wanted proof that the whole makeup shit show was staged, just look at the side of Barley’s face when the babysitter is cleaning it, you can clearly see that the letter “K” is written on her cheek in makeup!!


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[Guest]

Regarding Jumbo's philosophy on being a permissive dad I found this of interest. Its off of the GQS blog.
Perhaps he sees his lack of rules as a sign of the amount of love he has for the ff; as it appears that his own absent father had a lack of rules.
I understand how people who have not had treatment for their own past are doomed to repeat the mistakes of their parents... Two Ton Tyler claims to have some kind of a degree in mental health so I would think it would have been covered in class.

[Guest]

Regarding Jumbo's philosophy on being a permissive dad I found this of interest. Its off of the GQS blog.
Perhaps he sees his lack of rules as a sign of the amount of love he has for the ff; as it appears that his own absent father had a lack of rules.
I understand how people who have not had treatment for their own past are doomed to repeat the mistakes of their parents... Two Ton Tyler claims to have some kind of a degree in mental health so I would think it would have been covered in class.

then again here is his graduation photo so we can tell he wasn't exactly the star pupil.

[Night lady]

He's so gross, and he was in love with his own tongue back then even.

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[qsauntiem]

Seriously...what's with taking pictures of him in the shower (the Chester the Molester one is what I'm thinking of specifically) and now this. No one wants to see that--I'd venture to guess even his wife has no interest. He really thinks he's hot shit, doesn't he?

[Guest]

He's so gross, and he was in love with his own tongue back then even.

And minus clothes.
I would feel horrible if I ever saw my father undressed and acting like that.